What’s the appeal?
>>535863709the price
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>>535863748The dollar store sells groceries also.
>>535863709>>535863788Kek blessed
Publix jacked up their prices again and I've witnessed multiple physical altercations in my local walmart.
>>535863888Check ‘em
>>535863709>be me>starving, wallet has exactly $24.12 left in it>decide to visit the absolute temple of basedness: Aldi>mfw you have to unlock the shopping cart with a quarter like a literal side quest>cashier moves at Mach 4 scanning items, absolute absolute unit>she is literally throwing boxes of 80-cent crackers into my cart like an Olympic shotputter>no bags given, have to scavenge a discarded cardboard box like a post-apocalyptic nomad>spend $11 total, somehow got 3 weeks worth of food and a chainsaw>anon, why would anyone go to whole paycheck when aldi exists>tfw you will never be as efficient as the aldi logistics chain
>>535863709They have good meat and used to have lots of imported cheese Lots of good food for cheapThe produce and bread are shit though
>>535863862The shopping cart coin slot gatekeeps niggers>sheeeeeit nigga wut duh fuk iz a kwata
>>535863709they have great imported cheeses
>>535863709Uhh.> -35% lower than the other guys>Banned ingredients of shit like ractapamine and weird dies>Quick efficient setup Gee it's a mystery anon. Ide rather pay more to get all my heckin favorite brands full of mystery fillers and oilsMore food. Higher quality. Less price.
>>535863862Aldi blows dollar general out of the water
>>535863709>look at ingredients list>huhStill not shopping there.
>>535863709It's actually like Whole Foods but the more cheaper and german efficient version.
>>535864193Enjoy paying more and eating shit like ground up yoga mats faggotBtw here is my bread. Same bread at kroger has 25 other things in it
>>535863709ALDI is a place of inconvenience
>>535864012Their Organic Boule bread is God Tier and Cheap
>>535864261You're looking at a specific item that is insufficiently labeled.
pol loves a good aldi thread, people seethe about it for some reason
>>535864289For me it's the lemon cake and marble cake. Also their meat and cheese section is unbeatable. Like swiss cheese for 1,49 even at Smart and Final it's like 2,99
german guy here
>>535864344Uhh...not really.
>>535864465hey, everybody, get a load of this (german) guy
>>535864409For me it's this.
>>535863709It's CHEAP.Cheap goyslop.Cheap chinkshit.
>>535864465start another world war already
>>535864366Everyone loves Aldi. They do everything right:>Cheap, quality products >Not filled with junk>Pays their workers very well>Treats their workers well, despite making them be efficient and fastA marvel of German engineering, applied to groceries
>>535864366Because /pol would rather pay $5.99 for a bag or lays that is half full because they trust the (((brand))) but not $1.79 for a bag of clancys (which is full)
>>535864465Guten tag arshloch! Ein bier bitte!
>>535863981Kek
>>535863788>>535863888More
>>535864567aldi is part of the preparation>>535864637if you want a beer go to aldi and get one
>>535864500If it says nothing regarding bleaching or enrichment, I have to assume it's the worse option of both.Sorry, but that's just how cheap ass garbage works.
>>535864628Unironically, the off-brands at Aldi are all higher quality than name brands. Hell, there's a lot of off-brands with better quality than the name brands. Only Walmart niggers and TV Boomers keep buying the name brand shit
>>535863981Unironically this. It's like the opposite of sticker shock. I'm always surprised I didn't pay more and feel like I cheated the system kek. Say what you will about ze Germans but zey vill not jew you out of your money
>>535864781aldi brands usually are name brands in a different kind of package with minor changes to the product itself
>>535863709they don't do that in GERMANY
>>535863709My wife goes there so it's definitely the marketing
>>535864465As an American I'm more German than you
>>535864741I sometimes buy the Wernesgruner six pack at Aldi? Is that even a real brand in Germany? Or are we being taken for a fool?
I actually fucking love Aldi. Thank you germniggers.
>>535864948Does your wife have big fat knockers? I mightve groped here there (onpurpose)
>>535864993"As an" and "despite being" are not synonymous.
>>535865038it's real brand of a well known but not too popular beer. we usually speak out the name long drawn with the voice of a smoker, like miley cyrustry getting erdinger or franzsikaner or becks or krombacher
>>535863709Prices are the appeal
ALDI is patrician. The speed they check out the groceries weeds out spergs olds and bogans who can't keep up with packing their bags because brain damage. The selection is smaller and curated for better quality so goys programmed to want particular brands are also filtered out. Finally good selection of German and European groceries satisfies ones atavistic desire for brezel und bier.
>>535865090you read my thread? >>535860675
>>535865259I've had becks, bitburger, jever... warsteiner that's all I can think of. As a German what would you crown as the ultimate german beer? I'm curious
I forgot my faveFlatbread pizza Made in ItalyOnly $3.99 in SOCALFits perfect into my toaster overI buy them 15 at a time
Cheap high quality Chocolate
>>535865305That's actually good observation. But totally makes sense.
>>535865347Aldi and TJ Flatbreads are so goated
>>535863709the appeal is knowing you shop somewhere the workers are allowed to be as lazy as you long to be at your own shit job, basically an escapist fantasy, because their workers can't afford to shop there anyway
>>535863748I worked at a food manufacturing place that made Clancy's cheese for ALDI. It was one of the most goyslop products the company made. They couldn't even legally call it cheese on the packaging.
>>535865339i don't drink anymore but as a german the ultimate german beer was every beer which made me drunki very much enjoyed becks, becks gold and franziskaner. first two are pils and franziskaner is wheat beer. actually a lot of the beers with origin in monastic orders are great
>>535865347Based I also like their Bistro lasagna. It's like $5,99 but it's enough for two people or two meals. And it actually doesn't taste like goyslop.
>>535864780It actually isThose ingredients are banned in germany, and by extension at Aldi. You cannot just not list ingredients in food. That's illegal.
>>535865399Fuck yeah, I forgot about the choclate. I really like the Knoppers. It's nice and crunchy and with nutella in between. So good.
Only $5.49 for eight choco croissantsSmaller than the one Starbucks sell But so much cheaper
>>535863709I answer to a superior supermarket
>>535863788The catalog is full of garbage, so what.
You're welcome. Do they have bakers inside American Aldis? If not then it will happen in 5 years.
Aldis is basically the opposite of any American grocery store, ie not jewish
>>535865625>9:30 am in germany>let's get a knoppershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFTQIFLCdt8
>>535865580It's actuallt crazy when you look up how much ingredients here in America are banned in Europe. No wonder we have all those fat fucks. The pancreas and the liver probably can't even process it and is like "fuck this shit, I give up, store it in the fat cells". Like we should start banning whatever Europe is banning for a reason
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>>535864465We don't do that here.
>>535865136Yeah
>>535863709your primitive pidgin language has no words to describe itstep in and witness it with your own eyesyou will understand
>>535865768Since they started here in Florida I haven't gone anywhere else....I save $400 a month now on groceries. I don't have any complaints. Was skeptical at first coming from Publix but I would never go anywhere but Aldi now
>>535865792Wholesome.
>>535865339Try a Bavarian wheat beer if you haven't already. The Franziskaner mentioned by the other anon is good. My favorite is Weihenstephaner Hefe. It's fairly easy to find, at least where I live anyway
>>535865580you can omit ingredients, go with the common name, there's a whole host of loopholes https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B/part-101/subpart-A/section-101.4. aldi plays the game because that's their whole identity. also their produce is garbage-tier, and i live in california
>>535865799Honestly it's great. I dont need to question anything in the store. It's all generally good and simple. If I leave bread out it molds like normal bread, not like American bread. Aldi launch eats are great also, there is a huge lack of preservatives because it goes bad after 4 or 5 days. But you can leave Oscar meyer shit in your fridge for a month and it's fine.
My local Aldi has cans of fairly nice sardines for $1.19 a pop, and ruffle potato chips for $1.79 per bag. The meat selection is pretty good too. Crazy how much cheaper it is than even ghetto nigger walmart.
>>535865894Germans are very not jewish when it comes to prices, the shitty thing is spic supermarkets are gonna take over and they are just as greedy as jews, you probably know what I mean living in miami
>>535865985You are just playing mental gymnastics Aldi seriously just doesn't put those in their foods. It's a European company. Most of those things are banned in Europe, hence by extension, they onit them hereIf you want to pay more and have questionable shit in your food. By all means keep going to large mega corporate American grocers it's fine. No one will judge you
>>535865711Their native "bread products" are made from the cheapest mill refuse flour. To hide the low quality they sugar it to a degree that the sweetness completely dominates the taste profile. It's the most disgusting bread you've ever tried in your life. Any European bread mogs them without even trying.
>>535864058I fucking hate that jewish shit. I don't want to lease a shopping cart for a quarter.
>>535864780WTF are you trying to sayAll bread lists if using bleach and/or enriched wheatHere is their Organic BouleGo buy it
>>535865840Choice is fucking garbo dude.
>>535866240don't see it as leasing a shopping cart for a quarter but as buying a shopping cart for a quarter
>>535866141i make my own bread it's fucking easy as fuck. aldis is shit: boxes everywhere, shit products, brain dead employees, floors always mysteriously dirty even though there's a 60iq employee washing them 24/7. always check the expiration date and seals on whatever you buy, and don't forget your quarter on the way in goy. ralph's is for the white man, aldi is for the negro
>>535866240You get the quarter back. Unless your a lazy nigger which alot of people are. There is an industry here that's cropped up around Aldi's were homeless people make money recovering lazy people's carts.On its face. It's somewhat profitable. They stand around smoking weed all day and recover 20-30 carts an hour. That's not bad money for just standing around
>>535866145I've been to Europe. Their breead is god tier. Like we as Americans can't compete. It has flavor and a crunch to it. Our bread just spongy soft squishy garbage in comparison not gonna lie. I wish we had european style bread. It also makes you poop better.
>>535866277I always go to Aldi when I want do some quick grocery shopping. Not having to choose between 50 different brands saves a lot of time. They make sure that the quality of their non-brand stuff is good and that's all I need.
>>535866455>ralphskroger owned socal slop
>>535863862Dollar store doesn't have fresh meat and vegetables. Have you ever shopped in your fucking life? Are you literally 12?
>>535866240I always thought you get to keep the shopping cart. Am I doing it wrong? I have like an entire armada in my garage. The kids love riding it downhill the street. Cheaper than scooters.
>>535866598which is it
>>535866651and yet still miles above aldi in cleanliness and quality
>>535866455I can walk to one of the nicest Ralphs in SOCAL. Their organic hotdogs are near double the ones at Aldi ($4.11)
>>535864567Bro I don't want that all I want Germany to do is put 1000 Leopard 2A8 on the Ukrainian line and tweet @Putinmyass the satellite photo that says Robocop saying "YOUR MOVE, CREEP" so that war can fucking end.Then I want Germany to make a deal where Iran has to pay THEM not to kick their ass and tell Trump to fuck off but let us get 1% better deal than Obama got.Germany now is the undisputed king of Europe and all bow to their might.
>>535866741so shop at aldi then nigger, who the fuck let you in to ralph's anyways
>>535864465fuck you kraut
>>535866723it's based in socal everything there is fucking dirty, people includedso doubt
>>535866665Dollar store is great for getting every day items you need for under $5 bucks. Like the other day I needed a new cigarette USB charger while Target wanted to charge me like $19,99 I went to the Dollar Tree and got it for $5 Dollarinos and it even had a spare USB attached to it. For a second phone which is based.
I miss albertsons
>>535866797>Leopard 2A8that's 32.411.830 dollars per unit
>>535866995Fucking Albertsons is for billionaires. Kek.Try getting anything under $5 kek
>>535863981walmarts just as cheap and they have way more options
>>535864136
Also, there are not scooters for fat people at Aldi. You are expected to walk and gm at your own grocery's. Fat blobby Walmart trash cannot gain access to the club for these reasons alone
>>535863709The cashiers are fast and dont talk
>>535865891its a grocery store for poor people
>>535865840.... is this available currently in the mid Atlantic, I'm pretending to ask for a friend who is really myself
>>535863709It's German, which means that it's a classy experience. Aldi is the BMW or the Mercedes-Benz of grocery stores. It is literally a luxury patrician shoppers' experience.
>>535867193Walmart is for people who do not care about quality or taste - which is OK.
>>535867321wait until you get a rewe
Good price and clean food. Thier house brand has no synthetic dyes or other assorted bullshit. I spend like 300 and fill an entire cart. Its like a week and a half of food for my family. Love the aldi brand red bull, 3.89 a four pack and once again simple ingredients.Its a global brand that started in countries that gave a fuck about what thier citizens consumed, and luckly thier didn't spend the money to shit up the product lines to americian "standards". Its the only corporation I actually like, and if you dont shop at one your probably retarded, or hate yourself/ spare money.
All of the 1900 brands in a normal supermarket are owned by 5 or 6 companies.Aldi sells products not in the cartel and therefore not allowed in normal goyslop distribution centers.
>>535867193I'm not allowed back in my local Walmart anymore after an incident that I was involved in. I can go to a Walmart 50 miles away from me where no one knows me, but what's the point? I'll go to Aldi instead. Aldi is comfy and they literally own trader joe's
>>535863709>What’s the appeal?1. Quarter to use cart keeps browns out2. Small slop aisle keeps browns out3. Bring your own bags keeps browns out4. Small grocery for quick in and out5. Small parking lot for quick in and out6. Good prices and cashiers are quickLast time I went in, I was with my Grandma, and while I'm bagging groceries, a lady comes over to me and says "You're a good grandson." That made my day. Nice people, no browns, can't beat it.
>>535867429>ReweDoes everyone who works there look like pic related? If so, then I can't wait!!!!!
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>>535867549There is a superior option...
not even germans shop at aldi btw
>>535867643yes and customers are allowed to carry them around
>>535864871The strawberry jam I always get was only €0.37 a couple weeks ago, not even on sale. I don't even understand how that's possible.
>>535864993are you german american? what the fuck even is an american anyway? the indigenous?
>>535866527I always leave my cart by the other, unlocked. Its the aldi way where I live, always at least one cart for the people who forget. We also dont have crackheads hanging out in the parking lot, so that might be part of it.
>>535867806look it's lidl mermaid
>>535866955>$5 bucks>19,99How the fuck do you not just get killed somehow every day
>>535864136You still need to check the labels at Aldi, a lot of their offerings are gigaslop. But mostly it’s okay.
>>535863709walmart for europoors
>>535867975yes i also don't understand why your prices are so weird. and above there already was an american with 4.11 dollars
>>535863709It used to be cheap, but now it's not much better than other grocery stores. And why the fuck do they sell name brand stuff now??
>>535863709It's the Opel Blitz for groceries.
>>535867139sounds like Publix nowalthough I did get a half gallon of milk for 2.89 yesterday which was surprising, and their dairy is top tier Florida shit which are happy free range roaming sun-cows
>>535863709there's several things there at low prices anyone would want, you just have to poke around. For instance once I went and chicken thighs were on sale under 1 dollar a pound I bought all they had. They're always out of half of what you thought you went for but you always find something else to stock up on while you're there. The secret to Aldi's is to just go once a month and load up on anything discounted you use anyways.
>>535863862>The dollar store sells groceries also.Aldi's tries to take the concept of a discount store and make it white instead of nigger tier like dollar stores usually come out.
>>535867193Distopian hell options, yes.
>>535867193Walmart is not cheaper than ALDI and going into Walmart is like visiting a prison/zoo. anyone who willingly goes into wal-shart has issues or is just white trash/poor
>>535866347>don't see it as leasing a shopping cart for a quarter but as buying a shopping cart for a quarterbut I get my quarter back. plus I usually find one or two more carts and so make like 50 cents extra.
>>535866665>Off by one...
>>535864993>As an American I'm more German than you
>>535863709For me the best part is when there is a Lidl nearby and you can see that both middle aisles are practically the same.
>>535864993in 2026 this is actually true though
>>535863709Aldi sells cheap food, in a low labor setting. You deposit a quarter you get back when you return the cart rather than hiring cart fetchers. You bag your own groceries and buy bags rather than getting them and there's only a couple people in the store. That means their markups can be low and still pay their costs. They get fresh meat and produce and have decent basics like organic canned vegetables organic yogurt or granola that's made without corn syrup for less than your grocery stores cheap goyslop store brand. It's basically Costco, but you can buy food in sizes for a normal person rather than an Amerifat family.
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