https://decrypt.co/368866/ai-startup-pay-people-2000-month-masturbateI've had a change of heart on AI and datacenters, maybe they aren't that bad after all.
>>535865810I am too old to wanking 10 times per day.
>>535865810Gentlemen it's your time to shine. They won't even care that op is a fag.
>>535865810I have a very valid resume for this job but it will just go to the jeets.
Totally not a bubble
It's a fucking masturbation machine, everyone!
>>535865810Is penis inspection part of the interview?
I'm literally built for this. I'm not religious but I exclusively date girls who want to wait for marriage because any sexual demands in the relationship would impact my ability to goon and I can't allow that.
>>535865890Of course everything is to fuck with you. Gen z/alpha have no testosterone and millennials are too old.
weird questiom but jew status? How many jews on this project?
>>535865810S-Sign me up, coach. Im ready. I have thousands of hours experiance
>>535866163None, they have generational trauma from the masturbation machines during the 3rd Reich.
(((AI))) will never get my precious bodily fluidshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY&t=21s&pp=ygUcZHIgc3RyYW5nZWxvdmUgYm9kaWx5IGZsdWlkcw%3D%3D
>>535865810Can you put this on your resume after your role is over?
>>535866225>m.>&t=21s&pp=ygUcZHIgc3RyYW5nZWxvdmUgYm9kaWx5IGZsdWlkcw%3D%3D
>>535865810I have 20 years as a Chief Masturbation Officer
>>535866258Nothing is stopping you from putting your previous experience on your resume right now.
>>535865890i probably could but id need to perpetually be eating magic mushrooms
>>535865890Many those were the good ol days when I could crank my hog 6, 7, 8, near 10 times per day.
>>535866291Stop trying to sap and impurify my precious bodily link you communist infiltrator
I'm applying. Will report back if I get it.
>>535865890I'm 34 and I can jack it 5 times a day easy
>>535865810finally a job I'm qualified for where there's no risk of me hating it because I'm getting paid to do it
>>535865810gonna be a heck of an interview loop
>>535865810>find a job you enjoy blah blah blahFinally a job I can really enjoy and get into while being paid decently
>>535868307>>535868314You will grow to hate it once it becomes your job. Monthly quotas and corporate approved masturbation material.
>>535868372unless it ships a penile plethysmograph or wants to record video of you doing it to prove it there's nothing saying you even have to jerk off when it tells you toworse comes to worse just ignore the ai and jerk off to something else on another system
>>535868506>there's nothing saying you even have to jerk off when it tells you toYou deserve to be fired if you're not even going to do your one job you're paid for.
>>535868606>"jerk off to this tranny porn while the AI says sissification shit">dick doesn't even get hard>get fired unless you said you didwut do
>>535868769Why did you apply to a job you weren't qualified for?
>>535868789because it said you needed 5 years experience for entry level
>>535868081God fucking damnit, the forum closed before I could click send.
>>535869595>sorry, we chose to promote an internal candidate :^)
>>535865810Where do I sign up?
>>535868372Thats when the buttstuff starts to come in handy. Once your penis gland is desensitized you'll have to start stimulating your prostate directly.
>>535869715My dick remains unbeat, and someone has to pay.It's what I get for treating this seriously and writing a literal resume. I once jacked off 27 times in 15 and a half hours. Who the fuck are they to choose someone else!
>>535865810>Kikes will pay you with goon bucks in the future
>>535869987You should have done some networking. Those guys you laughed at for paying for onlyfans aren't so funny now huh? They have references.
>>535869595>Didn't say you were circumstances One job
>>535868201>I'm 34 and I can jack it 5 times a day easy5 is my record, don't think I ever bested 5 though I kept getting that as a max figure no matter what.
