what can't this guy do?
not bend the knee and suck DJT's cock apparently
>the way he handles snakes
>>535878583terrible coordination what a fucking neanderthal
>>535878683it's tough to pick a wriggling snake up
>>535878755a literal cat can do itso can a racoon after he picked them up, he completely does not even compute how to hold them brain dead
>>535878583Because they still bite and poke holes in me Also they are fragile
>>535878850>he should have cat like reflexesanon please
>>535878583Donald makes all his underlings undergo this training to give blowjobs to jews
>>535878583Catch pet snakes. Black rat snakes.
Speak in a normal voice.
>>535878583MAHA apparently
>>535878583He should come to Australia and try that on a red belly black snake.
>>535878583Give sound medical advice.Even he admits nobody should take advice from him.
>>535878850> literal cat can do itCats have the highest kill ratio of any mammal predator on earth and insane reaction time to match, if you see cats struggling, then its is nothing you should be trying
>>535878850cats are one of the fastest (reflex) creatures in the animal kingdom, are you retarded?
>>535879098Your cunt is too large and dangerous
>>535878850>a literal cat can do itI applaud your dumb
>>535878583His fucking job
>>535878583Pretty sure you're not supposed to get bitten multiple times
>>535879133>Be me>Have puffy white cat>See cat catch little snake>Cat curls up in ball on top of snake>Snake just lays there stuck with his head poking out from under cat, sticking his tongue out snakily>Resigned to his fate>Cat gets bored after 15 minutes, stands up to come eat, and snake slithers away
>>535878583Fix the American healthcare cost and insurance system scam.He can't do it. He won't do it. Nobody can or will do it. Too many people make their living off of it.
>>535878850Cats can snag a bird out of the air, can you?
>>535879345my cat brought a live fieldmouse home only to play with it until it managed to run off to hide behind my china cabinettruly the greatests hunter of all time
>>535878583Go Bobby go!
>>535879551Deport the brownsBlammo, socialized health care, affordable housing, quality public transit, decent public schools, all in one fell swoop
>>535878583>>535878683>>535878850>>535879098Amazing how threads like this brings in every single terminally online urbanite zoomer snake expert on handling snakesIts actually a fucking astounding phenomenon that everyone in their bedrooms is an expert on anything in particular theyve never done themselves>>535879098(You) in particular wont ever do shit in real life you vaccinated fucking internet tough man urbanite faggotGo put your COVID mask back on coward
>>535878583I can't wait for 2028 so I'll never be forced to listen to this faggot try to speak again
>>535878583the idiot got biten. these are obviously not poisonous snakes.
>>535881637as opposed to if the Dems win you get a nasally kike or some nasally actual faggot? Yeh, I can see how /pol/ will be contrarian again and say "how did this happen?"?
