CASES>1049DEATHS>241NEWS >Ebola outbreak in Congo and Uganda grows to 1,049 cases; 241 deathshttps://bnonews.com/index.php/2026/05/ebola-outbreak-in-congo-and-uganda-grows-to-1049-cases-241-deaths/>India reports first suspected Ebola case as woman placed in quarantine in Bengaluruhttps://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/ebola-virus-india-bengaluru-uganda-woman-quarantine-b2984078.html
I have told you every single day to get the hell away from /pol/I told you in 2017.I told you in 2021.I'm telling you again in 2026.What you believe about the future direction the world is heading isn't important at the moment because there's a cost benefit analysis to it.Think of it this way - if there was something to truly happen where it might look like it's really happening then you'll see it because you're autistic schizos who spend their entire life following this jewish circus. So there's no FOMO here. That hallowed Nuclear Holocaust, Micronova or Total Kike Death will never happen, you will see it long before anyone else so you can just take a long time off.We love to shitpost and schizopost on /pol/ but this hantavirus stuff isn't a game changer nor is it some big happening. They are going to waste your time yet again with a nothingburger.There's literally no reason at all to come to /pol/. You'll see the happenings written on the wall long before anyone so you won't miss the big circus if it were to come, you are gambling that the latest manufactured crisis will drastically change society because the vast majority of their evidences comes from shills and glowniggers themselves bragging on /x/ and /pol/, and you took the bait on these narratives because your life has no intrinsic value without the contrived jewish circus. There's no reason for globohomo to take a chance and spoil their plans.Seriously, this is the season of goodwill so I've reverted from the usual shitposting to try and cut through the propaganda and reach those who are still holding out for hope of a happening or miracle. It's not real. You are throwing away your time and opportunity. Stop being a laughing stock. Get away from this board now and live your life, and if you see some big happening approaching then you have loads of time to enjoy your globohomo psyops here and /x/ shitposting with other anons. But you never will because you are here forever
>>535880972I quit coming to /pol/ after I realized 90% of the threads are blatant shilling of happening narratives to no end.I was here a lot over the past three years and the happening community was a major factor in my decision to not come here anymore. Nothing-ever-happens chuds did it to an extent as well but the HAPPENINGtards are worse.Someone could give a long drawn out and factually accurate explanation of what would have to happen for the eclipse to even kill a million people and why it was fraudulent. The post would get a dozen responses of>IT'S HAPPENING>when you know you know>the micronova is coming>the end is nigh>keep coping faggot>100% eoy billions will dieOr some equally long schizo post explaining numerology, using bible scripture and random posts here explaining how by the end of the day billions will fry because of the solar storm.Here we are.After seeing the nothingburger today I came here just to watch the seething and suicide letters. It’s beyond EOY, the grid didn't fry (fortunately), no more use cases and all the dirty laundry is out in the air now.It’s not the End Times apocalypse, it will not be Armageddon . The world will not be descending into famine and chaos (as was obsessed over for months/years) it will be going on as usual with no major happenings or events.I will enjoy watching happening tards burn every step along the way.Why?Because you fucking idiots deserve it all
>>535880972>>535880989why are you posting this
I can't wait to bleed out from every pore
>>535880972>I have told you every single day to get the hell away from /pol/>I told you in 2017.>I told you in 2021.>I'm telling you again in 2026.>What you believe about the future direction the world is heading isn't important at the moment because there's a cost benefit analysis to it.>Think of it this way - if there was something to truly happen where it might look like it's really happening then you'll see it because you're autistic schizos who spend their entire life following this jewish circus. So there's no FOMO here. That hallowed Nuclear Holocaust, Micronova or Total Kike Death will never happen, you will see it long before anyone else so you can just take a long time off.>We love to shitpost and schizopost on /pol/ but this hantavirus stuff isn't a game changer nor is it some big happening. They are going to waste your time yet again with a nothingburger.>There's literally no reason at all to come to /pol/. You'll see the happenings written on the wall long before anyone so you won't miss the big circus if it were to come, you are gambling that the latest manufactured crisis will drastically change society because the vast majority of their evidences comes from shills and glowniggers themselves bragging on /x/ and /pol/, and you took the bait on these narratives because your life has no intrinsic value without the contrived jewish circus. There's no reason for globohomo to take a chance and spoil their plans.>Seriously, this is the season of goodwill so I've reverted from the usual shitposting to try and cut through the propaganda and reach those who are still holding out for hope of a happening or miracle. It's not real. You are throwing away your time and opportunity. Stop being a laughing stock. Get away from this board now and live your life, and if you see some big happening approaching then you have loads of time to enjoy your globohomo psyops here and /x/ shitposting with other anons. Thank you anon.
>>535880972fuck off nigger, we're not gonna be blindsided by this because you're a faggot
Bump
>>535880903I want ebola-chan to be my girlfriend
>>535882555That is up to her and her alone anon! She cannot love anyone who doesn’t at least make a shrine.
I̶n̶d̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶S̶u̶b̶c̶o̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶n̶t̶「僕は、新世界の神となる。」
>>535881062You mean orifices
https://www.tgcom24.mediaset.it/cronaca/ebola-medico-italiano-congo_112587280-202602k.shtml>Ebola: Italian doctor expected in Rome to return from Congo: he has had contact with positive casesAnother do gooder
HENTAIVIRUS ABSOLUTELY MOGGED
>>535885153Very good anon, thanks for the update, I was afraid my general would die off.We have to keep it going!
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE VIRUS SPAM THREADS, NEWS ARTICLES, OR OTHERWISEPARROTING THE LIES OUT OF MEDIA CREATES THE CONSENSUS NECESSARY FOR THEM TO FORCE FUEL LOCKDOWNS ON YOUACTING LIKE THIS BULLSHIT IS REAL (WHETHER THEY PRETEND IT IS MISMANAGED TO INVENT THE EXCUSE IT HAS "SPREAD" OR OTHERWISE) WILL SIMPLY HASTEN YOUR OWN RESTRICTIONS.THEY ARE DESPERATE. THE FUEL SHORTAGES ARE ALREADY STARTING TO BITE IN INDIA, LO AND BEHOLD MAGICALLY THIS BULLSHIT "APPEARS" IN INDIA JUST IN TIME TO JUSTIFY FUEL LOCKDOWNSRIDICULE PROPAGANDISTS LIKE THE OP FAGGOT WHO WILL KEEP SPAMMING THESE FAKE AND GAY THREAD, APPLY SAGE TO FIELDS AS APPROPRIATE
>>535881614>we're not gonna be blindsided by thisI bought a Costco flatbed cart full of $300 worth of toilet paper in January 2020 thanks to you anons. Got me a couple hundred pounds of rice and a full chest freezer too. Staying on top of things has practical value
>>535885510picrel anon. picrel
>>535885510Oh also picrel is where we are on the India Strait-of-Hormuz-triggered-collapse timeline
>>535885593Absolutely nonsense anon, Ebola generals are organic threads and will remain as such as long as I keep making them. The other ones tho are not and should be ignored.
Frank Zappa, 1984https://youtu.be/iN4erZd91go?t=8
>>535885636Cool, but what about jeets all around the world?
>>535885153A womanWorking for Doctors without BordersOr Disease without BordersAbsolutely no mention of how she is getting back
>>535886631MSF (doctors without borders) operate their own fleet of aircraft anon.
>>535886795you are rightshe can also fly commercially if asymptomatic and has followed protocol
>>535880903Has it spread to India yet?
Uganda is supposed to be holding a media briefing at 4pm localthats 2 and a quarter hours from nowprobably wont be here but it might be important
>>535880903>India reports first suspected Ebola case as woman placed in quarantine in BengaluruWhy quarantine her? Let her out!
>>535885795We're still waiting on Hanta virus to kick off. It has a long incubation period unfortunately.
>>535887039I’ll be up for that and if I see anything I’ll post it here, I’m at work phone posting so when I get home I should be able to do a lot more.
>>535880989>I quit coming to /pol/Uhh
>>535887179coolAlsoLaura Loomer is freaking out over ebolapic rel
https://www.telegraphindia.com/world/one-thermometer-no-soap-congo-displacement-camp-fights-ebola-threat-amid-dire-shortages/cid/2162688?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=tt_daily_twit>One thermometer, no soap: Congo displacement camp fights Ebola threat amid dire shortages>There is one handwashing station and one infrared thermometer to fight the Ebola epidemic in a camp for 10,000 displaced people in Bunia, a city at the heart of the outbreak in eastern Congo.10, 000
>>535887318Maybe jews should practice better hygiene?
Jew
>>535887365The fuck is a thermometer going to do to curb Ebola? Fever isn't a guaranteed symptom....
>>535887486>>535887605whats the angle here though
>>535887755You can pretend its a gun and >pew-pewwhile everyone is dying around you
Eastern #DRC now faces a catastrophic collision of disease and conflict with the #Ebola outbreak in Ituri province outpacing the response. The Ebola Bundibugyo virus has no approved vaccine nor treatment. Stopping this Ebola transmission depends entirely on humanitarian access. Yet ongoing clashes are driving mass displacement, pushing exposed contacts into overcrowded camps and severing critical containment corridors. Frontline workers are risking everything, while attacks on health facilities make tracking cases and their contacts nearly impossible.We cannot build community trust or isolate the sick while bombs are falling.We urge all warring parties to agree to an immediate ceasefire to contain this outbreak. To allow us safe and sustained access for medical teams. We plea to prioritise human survival above everything else.>a literal TED talk
>>535887887>We plea to prioritise human survival above everything else.>human survivalkekI think he has been reading the threads
>>535880903Love Ebola - Chan, picrel was the best depiction of it, yet. I hope it will grow and flourish and spread all over Africa and India.
>>535887887>Tedros expects DRC warlords to care for the greater goodlol. lmao even.
I am getting deja vu>Everyone stating "There is no virus here"Then it appears>We can manage itThen they realize they cant>We dont need to stop huge cash grabber eventsThen, we probably should have stopped that eventLiterally down to a football matchRemember in Covid times there was a massive spreader event at a champions league game involving an Italian teamI am not saying any of this is a conspiracy, I dont believe it isbut Nature has a weird sense of humour
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/canada-imposes-ebola-related-travel-ban-as-bahamas-plans-similar-move-2026-05-26/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook>Canada, Bahamas impose Ebola-related travel bans
>Ngone Ngobba Jean Claude, a resident of Lita, a village in Ituri, told ActionAid: “Some call it a satanic disease, while others believe it was invented to make money. Others say that doctors are lying, while others believe that taking strong alcoholic drinks makes them immune.”Ngone Ngobba Jean Claude, kek
>>535888743>taking strong alcoholic drinks makes them immune.”I like his thinking
>>535887318>bogged cunt that said a 9/11 2 would happen 14 times>wrong ever single time>tries this>is obviously a mossad mouthpieceit's clear jews are big mad hanta did not get permission, so they are putting all the chips here. Don't let niggers with 0 ppe scare you, they are just trying to have goyim accept another assfucking. Glad to see normalfags telling her kick rocks. Glowniggers seething.
>I don’t think we have a functioning CDC anymore—RFK Jr’s CDC is now asking volunteers to goto airports to screen passengers for Ebola… to stand in line at airports to look for sick people… unpaid.kekI also remember this guy
>Ebola-hit DR Congo faces 'catastrophic collision' of disease and conflict, WHO warns>Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said the east of the country was at the centre of a "catastrophic collision of disease and conflict" with the Ebola outbreak in Ituri province outpacing the response.>In a statement posted on X, Tedros said the WHO "cannot build community trust or isolate the sick while bombs are falling".He is due to arrive in DR Congo on Wednesday to spearhead scaling up efforts to contain the virus. There have been 220 suspected deaths since the outbreak was declared.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxpdex062yo
>>535888842maybemaybe notthere is something about viruses that does weird things to peopleits like a visceral reactionI remember that American politician that done something daft with the last ebola outbreak and a US patient He was sweating buckets afterThe French health minister with hanta a couple of weeks ago, she started telling everyone there was no mutations, no-one askedLoomer is 100% a glowie but you dont play games with ebola or hanta, they are 1 step away from being completely out of human controlIf not already
>International Rescue Committee warns Ebola outbreak could become 'deadliest on record'https://www.euronews.com/health/2026/05/27/international-rescue-committee-warns-ebola-outbreak-could-become-deadliest-on-record
>>535888859Close down all of Africa (and India), already! Nothing goes in, nothing comes out! If this should become a real pandemic, really killing off hundred thousands or even millions of Africans and Indians, I will post pictures of my nipples! Otherwise: Nothing ever happens!
https://www.brusselstimes.com/belgium/2156391/belgian-doctors-briefed-on-emergency-procedures-for-ebola-amid-heightened-vigilance?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1779881921>Belgian doctors briefed on emergency procedures for Ebola amid heightened vigilance>No confirmed Ebola cases have been detected in Belgium. However, health authorities said that hospitals and general practitioners have again been informed of protocols to follow if a patient presents with symptoms consistent with the virus.Belgium has heavy links with the DRC, they colonized it, have a large DRC immigrant community, big business links and of course are involved in the gold
>>535889007Hair color fix, now it looks better.
>>535887144Nazi Birb I recognize you from the HVG. And yes. We might need to wait on hanta for a few weeks or even maybe months because of the long incubationThe incubation time for covid is:>Alpha variant: 5.0 days>Beta variant: 4.50 days>Delta variant: 4.41 days>Omicron variant: 3.42 daysThe incubation time for other stuff is:>Other coronaviruses: 3.2 days>Influenza A: Around 1.5 days>Parainfluenza: 2.6 days>RSV: 4.4 days>Rhinovirus (causes the common cold): 1.4 daysThe incubation time for hanta is:>1-8 WEEKSIt would be totally wild if the world cup was the first ever DOUBLE SUPER SPREADER EVENT with both Ebola-Chan and Hanta-Chan in attendance
>>535887970>I hope it will grow and flourish and spread all over Africa and India.
>>535889847Incubation period when you aren't infectious? Hows that going to work out anon? If anything it hampers the spread of hanta, not increase it.
>>535888581Thanks for the link anon but remember to take anything after (and including) the question mark out of the link bcz it is tracking dataTHIS>https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/canada-imposes-ebola-related-travel-ban-as-bahamas-plans-similar-move-2026-05-26/INSTEAD OF THIS>https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/canada-imposes-ebola-related-travel-ban-as-bahamas-plans-similar-move-2026-05-26/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook
>>535889847>It would be totally wild if the world cup was the first ever DOUBLE SUPER SPREADER EVENT with both Ebola-Chan and Hanta-Chan in attendancepicrel
>>535889281We need to do picrel
>>535889899>AND HER NAME IS EBOLA-CHAN!
>>535889899Contagious period is about a week long anon>2 days before symptoms show>5 days after they showIf you get lucky - when an infected person feels a fever they say>"I don't feel so good better stay home"If you don't get lucky - an infected person feels a fever and says>"I paid a thousand dollars for my world cup ticket and I'm still going to the game no matter how bad I feel"
>>535890442Slow down anon, while what you say might be true, unless you're showing symptoms you aren't spreading all that effectively. Also as for Ebola, I remember from the 2014 event that Ebola virus was found in peoples sperm, years after infection, isn't that fascinating?
>>535887068In the Netherlands they messed up handling the infected urine of a hantavirus patient. They flushed it down the toilet and turned it into an aerosol and they had to isolate the whole floor. Do we trust India to be careful enough to contain Ebola? I don't. Eventually something will get outHantavirus protocol breach at Dutch hospital as medics race to curb spreadhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/planes-hantavirus-cruise-passengers-land-061821124.html
>>535890537I believe that for hantavirus you are most contagious right before symptoms show
>>535891752How do you figure that? To be infectious with a respiratory illness you need to cough, sneeze etc to spread droplets onto surfaces and people. If you aren't doing that you just aren't that infectious.
>>535892031I heard in the 2018 outbreak that the infected didn't get hospital workers sick very often because once they were in the acute phase they weren't as infectious as they were during the prodromal phase. According to ChatGPT right around symptom onset is contagious but it gave me mixed answers as I asked it when the MOST contagious phase is
https://actualite.cd/2026/05/27/bunia-la-clinique-salama-fermee-temporairement-pour-desinfecter-ses-installations-dans>The Salama clinic announced, Monday May 26, the temporary closure of its facilities in order to carry out a disinfection and sanitation operation of the entire structure, in a context marked by the resurgence of the disease epidemic Ebola virus in Ituri province.Doesnt sound great
>>535892769That makes sense because when you're sick and when symptoms are just kicking in your still out and about most likely doing your normal routines, while later when the symptoms really hit you, you're bed bound and not really infecting anyone. There's a lot more to consider as well such as the season as UV light tends to kill viruses quickly that are on surfaces (Thats why flu season is usually in cold months).
>>535892769kekno-one really has a clue thats whythats the thing with Hantavery little study beyond labs, you knowbecause of the dying thing
>>535887144>Still waiting on hantavirusTwo more squeeks
NVAX pumping again. 13% yesterday and already 3% at open today. Does (((someone))) know something?
>>535893506There is a reason why countries are reacting the way they do even tho it's only happening in the DRC and Uganda. This is bigger than you or I anon.
And because someone asked in previous bakes THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSJvIlG9bls&list=RD7KMOkC9vRp0&index=2
>>535893506Based
Uhhhhh India? Are you going to be okay???
>>535893506I should've bought when it was on 8 dollars, not 10. But oh well, let's see how high it goes.
>>535894964Heh. I remember you. Aren't you the guy who told me to go all in on MRNA instead?
>>535887755Every White AID agency NGO doctor gets issued one thermometer.>Infected?>Symptoms starting?>There is no USAid-funded extraction team coming to take you to a Western infectious disease quarantine hospital>You're about to bleed out in a pool of your own blood piss and shit in an African mud-hut "hospital">Bite down on the mercury capsuleIts a suicidepill to prevent further spread
>>535895057I went 50% MRNA and 50% NVAX
>>535895057Hey man, well, I remember a bit of our convo, not exactly. My understanding is that Moderna is more reliable for a smaller margin profit but NVAX is dirt cheap and will give you about 20 fold if shit hits the fan>>535895217Which might be the smartest move.
>>535888780Do chimps get Ebola?>Afriniggers 'learn' that alcohol kills germs>Drink lots of boozeMaybe boozing and chimping-out is the safety measure...
Uganda has reportedly closed all border crossovers with the DRC
>>535888859>'volunteers'Be paid CDC office penpushersGet told to actually go outside cumfy office and do actual disease controlCry uncontrollably and curl up in your safespaceEvilllll RFKjnrKek
>>535895405Uganda just tightened Ebola measures at the DRC border - Border with DRC closed with immediate effect- Anyone returning from DRC must undergo 21 days mandatory self-isolationAnnounced by the National Task Force on epidemics. #Uganda #Ebola
How different is this outbreak from prior outbreaks? I'm assuming they've sequenced samples of virus?
>>535895309Apparently it's transmissible to all primates. My biggest concern besides the whole "wooho, it's now airborne" meme (which would be very bad indeed) is that Ebola might keep people or areas infected on the long term, like if feces retain the virus and it infects more people from there, I don't know.
>>535895299MRNA was tempting because they had a vax in the works for Hanta. They've got nothing for Ebola. Some of this was just luck for me.I'm $20k in right now. Will add another $10k when Ebola has 400 deaths.
>>535895480couple of significant changesless fever presentationless fatalitytesting window is difficult, even with fever you can still test negative, only to then become infectious and test positive 48 hours later
Man from Congo and 3 others who came into contact isolated in Ahmedabad; samples sent for Ebola testing: Guj health minister.Its trying
>>535894909Inshallah, they will not.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/breakneck-ebola-epidemic-congo-outpaces-worlds-response-2026-05-27/>'Breakneck' Ebola epidemic in Congo outpaces world's response>Teams struggle to trace thousands potentially exposed>Experts warn outbreak spread undetected for weeks>Community mistrust and attacks on health workers hinder response>Yet the response to the deadly and fast-spreading epidemic in the Democratic Republic of Congo is weeks if not months behind - and missing thousands of people who may be at risk.Reuters turning it up a notch
I feel bad for africa bros but at the same time a killer epidemic could usher in a better era for the continent. It's too overcrowded.Just a reminder that paid labor, lower classes and basic rights only exist because the black plague wiped out half of Europe and the elites remaining literally had to beg peasants with incentives to work.Prior to the plague some lord could literally just throw a net over you and make you work his manor for the rest of your life in bondage
>>535897017Population records in Africa are mostly guesses and faked. We have no actual idea how many people live in most African countries and Nigeria and some others drastically over state heir population due to corruption / political shenanigans because reporting higher population means more money
The U.S. has now upgraded Uganda to a Level 4 “Do Not Travel” advisory over the Ebola outbreak.
>>535881012It's his job for shekels. Every hanta and ebola and covid thread, there he is, the demoralization shill. Pray for his entire bot farm to get replaced by AI and for them all to get shipped to Iran to get droned. Pray with me.
>>535897357Same in india. They banned child marriages in 2004 (was 50% rate) & children born to a child mother won't even allow it to be registered (they either fake documents, bribe, or don't register). The child marriage rate is supposedly down to 30%, 33% of global child marriages & 84% of child marriages UNDER 10yo are hindu. The problem is that nothing is registered, so the population in some estimates is upwards of 2 billion, not 1.45B. As >90% of marriages in rural towns are not registered & >80% nationally.
>>535885510Hi there meme flag.Why can't it be both?Did you miss the part where the want you locked down and dead, in that order?A lock down for fuel while you drown on your own blood filled lungs is exactly the kind of thing they'd use to motivate everyone into owning nothing and being happy by 2030, just to survive. Boost up, cunts.
