"but señor, we say agua and they say aguo, our languages are totally differente">Non posso venire domani, ho troppo lavoro.>No puedo venir mañana, tengo demasiado trabajo.>Não posso vir amanhã, tenho trabalho a mais.Very different languages indeed>Ich kann morgen nicht kommen, ich habe zu viel Arbeit.>Ik kan morgen niet komen, ik heb te veel werk.>Ech kann muer net kommen, ech hunn ze vill Aarbecht.Incredible difference>Jag kan inte komma i morgon, jag har för mycket arbete.>Jeg kan ikke komme i morgen, jeg har for mye arbeid.>Jeg kan ikke komme i morgen, jeg har for meget arbejde.Wow, you guys definitely don't speak the same language
>>535885437Here's a better idea: let people speak their own language, but also every European kid at school must have lessons in one of the three languages that are most spoken in Europe:>English>French>GermanI had language lessons at school but they were pretty crap. If the lessons were started at a younger age and taken more seriously then that would be better.
Mainland Scandi languages might be considered dialects under different political circumstances to be honest, except Danes pronunciation makes it hard to understand.
>>535885437Croatian Swedish Spanish. Do they not teach you nothing in north Africa.
>>535885437Yes, we should create a universal language with strict grammatical rules that everyone can learn, let's call it Esperanto!I'm sure it will take off.
>>535885437>saar i cannot switch beetwan econmac zoens like in usa plz monogize for me saar thank u
>>535886046lmao this. It's some shitskin who can barely string an English sentence together
Don't worry, in 20 years it will be Arabic or die.
>>535885895Jews killed it unironically. It's a fun language if you wanna talk to non retarded chinks tho.
>>535885437> french and romanianNotre pul en votre courPula noastra in curu vostruYes, it's basically the same.
>>535886267I haven't looked that deeply into it but last time it was mentioned somebody also claimed it was a jewish proto-globohomo ploy to control the goym, like metric apparently is according to americns....
>>535885437>doesn't even mention slavic languages or weird asian ones like hungaryanhonorary mutt
>>535886267Which is easier for German natives…Dutch or Danish?
>>535885437Counterpoint: Belgium shouldn't exist as a country. Southern part belongs to France and the northern one belongs to the Netherlands. Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>535886420Slavic languages are far too difficult. Hungarian is cool though. It sounds smooth yet primitive
>>535885617This is basically what we do in NL. (English and German for me) but it's important to make kids feel like those languages are useful or interesting to use. In UK you don't really need to know other languages
>>5358854372 of your 3 sets are German. Plus, you forgot the Slavic family. (And the Finno-Ugric one but they're absolute spergs honestly)>inb4 Albania
>>535885437Agreed. Non Europeans need to fuck off
>>535885437>Polish in Slovak Republic and Czech Republic ??? turn off VPN Americano...
>>535886357Yeah, it's a bit ironic as it started as such and was first heavily used in mostly far left leaning circles, but after WW2 when people first suggested it, working towards a united europe, it got shut down hard by "sudden" endless proposals for a better alternative.
>>535885617You're acting like the goal is to enable communication. If anything you want less people using your language, and especially not brownoid plebs and Jews. Hell you should make British English even less intelligible to outsiders, like trying to understand Scots when the speaker is both drunk and hitting you with every godawful slang term available in Alba.
>>535886446Older than you Pierre
>>535886504Meh, you need opportunity to practice above anything else.Here most people are taught french and english for at least 8 years in school. English is doing fine because of american media, but almost nobody is able to speak french. Meanwhile millions learned basic spanish because mexican soap operas were a thing in the 90s and kids in mixed regions learn hungarian from their playmates in the street.
>>535885437HungarianYiddishZulu>>535885617Decent idea. Personally id say own language, english and latin tho. All the rest should be a welcome extra for those talented enough.
>>535886504European languages could be useful for Brits who want to live/work in Europe. Maybe the UK will regain freedom of movement with the EU at some point.>>535886708Enabling communication among Europeans is good, so we can discuss how to make our continent independent from your malicious nation.
>>535885437what are you talking about, the edumecated people speak english.
>>535886760Avaricum, domus :D
>>535885437They all hated germans so much that they left and created their abomination of a language
>>535885617Great and old idea (and most EU countries do this btw), but I would only agree if the common language were to be a revived Latin.That would be kino and no one would feel subservient to another language either.
>>535885437>1pbtid
>>535887752 Creating a common language means dumbing it down and standardizing it so every idiotic pleb and his mother can understand it. It makes it more attractive to Jews, shitskins, and the unwanted segments of other nations and subjects you to not only their influence within your society, but their bad ideas. How much idiotic slang and low speech would be cleansed from the English language if niggers could not speak it? Imagine how much cleaner the thoughts of your own people would be if they couldn't understand the language of nigger rhyme "music". Europe had it right in the past when Latin was the lingua franca of the elite, the educated, and the clergy while the average everyday person was mostly confined to speaking to his own people and maybe one or two neighboring peoples that he did business with. Hell I'd even opt for a trilingual model with Latin for the upper class, a national language for everyday public use, and a regional dialect for private socialization so that any foreign parasites stick out like sore thumbs and will be utterly baffled by the amount of language he'd have to absorb to fit in.
>>535886708Other people speaking your language is not only an effective corm of cultural inperialism and global wealth extraction through your toxic entertainment media, but it is also an effective logistical means of integrating human capital into your own empire while europe suffers brain drain and capital flight. Decoupling from english and doing>>535888072wouldn't be merely a symbolic but a strategic victory.
It frightens me that there are hundreds of millions of non-Anglos out there, lurking, studying multiple languages, hidden behind their indecipherable gobbledygook. It's like having your windows open at night with the lights on. They can see us, but we can't see them. Any other anglobros somewhat terrified of the foreign masses?
>>535885437Live AI translation is the final solution to this tower of babel question.
>>535889370Ah don't be like that, we promise it's nothing bad, just come with us into the forest
>>535889188The government likes to discourage the use of dialects though because otherwise they can't penetrate civil society and control it effectively
>>535885617We already do this and I think it's great
>>535885437Look. I totally agree that humanity should start thinning out the excessive languages in Europe. Let's start with Arabic and Hebrew, maybe French, and then we can revisit the situation.
>>535889370Ik ook, ik ook. We hebben een serieus probleem
>>535892144The fact that they do demonstrates the (((foreign))) nature of that government. A healthy body does not destroy it's own antibodies.
1pbtid and as alway op is a faggot
Europe is rather bereft of linguistic diversity, go to Papua New Guinea, the Amazon or the Caucasus for more linguistic diversity.
>>535889370>It frightens methe anxious monolingual burger is not a meme, but reality lol
>>535892774>saar, Europe needs more diversityEurope is actually one of the most linguistically diverse regions in the world, home to over 200 native languages, you stupid jeet.
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>>535892990I didn't say it needed more... There's only four surviving language families in Europe of which Uralic and Turkic are among them. Also 200 is small.
>>535885617That's the Dutch way.We grow up speaking our own language, learn English from TV/games/movies/internet and get some lessons, and have to pick either French or German as a tertiary language if our secondary school's level is advanced enough.Unfortunately our German classes in my school got cucked when the teacher had a heart attack and we suffered a year-long delay because the school couldn't find a replacement. It's the only verbal exam I failed, though I passed the written part.
>>535892774>t. hasn't encountered all the incomprehensible dialects in Britain alone
>>535886504Learning German is very useful for a Brit, because it will allow him to read Mein Kampf in its original unedited form.
>>535893225Honestly Europe could do without Turkic languages and in particular Turkish, it's a horrible orkoid spew that grates on the ears.
>>535889370Ik zweer dat wij heel lief en vriendelijk kunnen zijn hoor >3
>>535896014Ikkuh sweeer datte wij heul heul liefie enne vrienduluk kunne sijn heeeuuurrr :DDD <3
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>>535885437dutch is like clown german.
>>535885437was wondering about the 'ch' in aarbecht since german is different, apparently its a luxembourgish peculiarity, nothing to do with the origins of this word.
