Today is probably the hottest day of the last three centuries.More than 12k individual stations had their records smashed... and it's still morning in half of the world!This is an epic thread to be posting in, it's happening!https://x.com/extremetemps/status/2059568418873868352
>>53589464422C isnt that hot
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>>535894644Globally (also probably they talk about may records).There's 45°C + in India, 36°C with 50% humidity (aka steam baking) in Milan Italy, Ireland 30°C which is very unusual for may.
>>535894874>There's 45°C + in IndiaMy god, mr china man actually did it
>>535894644global warming is caused by ashphalt radiating heat that would normally be reflected to spacewe need to wipe out about 4 billion third worlders that cant stop breeding and rip up most of the suburbs to fix the problem
>>535894644let me guessI have to take random vaccines and drive ugly cars to make the weather better
It was 5C over here in the morning and peaked at 10C with lovely northerly wind.
>>535895063Is there some place for a very rich Swiss?I can pay well.
>>535894943There's going to be tens of thousands of deaths.Imagine the smell.
>>535894644We need less people for the environment.We need more people for the economy.We win when you lose.3 is the magic number!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqps9oKETdA
>>535895462We're voting on limiting our population to 10 millions in two weeks, a weird but effective alliance of nationalists concerned about immigration and greens.Every big nation should also limit their population.
In bed, relaxing after a huge meal (I'm an obese neet), might sleep some siesta and then drink my White monster. Life is good. Pic is my right foot
>>535895624Your foot doesn't look very obese. A bit too brown.Enjoy as long as you can burn oil and gas to power your AC units.
>>535894644When the west stops sending food, medicine and money to the third world, all climate problems will fix themselves in a generation.
>>535895831I'm Brown, brother. 135 kgs. Thoughts?
thermometers are a deep state psyop bro
>>535894874People should stop reading weather reports and start reading live weather maps every day.You'll find out how this heatwave suddenly happened out of nowhere really quickly.
>>535894644>hottest global temperatures in over 3 centuriescould most of the world accurately measure the temperature, and also log that data for this amount of time...?
>>535896050You know... people had already figured out mercury thermal expansion coefficients around 1700... these never change.
>>535896171could most of the world accurately measure the temperature, and also log that data for this amount of time...?
>>535895831New pic
>>535896196Yes, of course they could.
>>535896237Ok yeah you're obese lol
>>535894644This is because of el nino-chan is it not
>>535896238maybe in europe but that is not "most of the world" you fucking moron
Partly cloudy and 72 here. I don't care about brown people.
>>535894644There is absolutely nothing we can do to stop whatever is happening.If we let the climate tyrants have power, they would use the inevitable temperature rises to clamp down even harder on our rights and freedoms.Climate tyrants = communists.
>>535894644Notice how they stopped talking about climate change the second they needed a deluge of AI datacenters.
>>535896272Europeans on ships were measuring weather all around the world you midwit.
>>535894963you won't do shit
>>535894644Alex is a fag
>>535896237Holy, its the elephant foot from Chernobyl or gout
>>535896386yeah you're retarded to think we have reliable global logs to make claims like this
>>535896329>There is absolutely nothing we can do to stop whatever is happening.Almost correct.We could nuke India, China, Indonesia and most of Africa or just do as >>535895957 suggested.There's also a problem with americans randomly flying around all the time tho.
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>>535894644Earth’s climate is not static. It will either trend warmer or cooler. We are but babes to this world, naively thinking our narrow experience is a testament to normality. Scientists and the college educated can’t grasp this.
>>535894644This is totally the fault of western countries. Not the shithole Asian countries polluting the earth
>>535896455Fucking idiot, just search on public databases available online, there's high quality data randomly scattered around the world from the 1650s and it increases after the 1710s.
>>535894874>steam baking>wet bulb temperature>evaporative warming>flash roastingWith all due respect, please, and I really mean this, kys
>>535896550No there isn't you stupid fucking nigger. This is all based on scientist's estimations
>>535895211>moneyMoney is bad if you want to fit in, particularly in the more peaceful areas. You have a nice car, probably a very nice car considering you're Swiss and the neighbors will look at you with envy and contempt. Do you like the sauna? Do you like to drink the beer? Do you mind making snow angels after a few cold ones in the December/January during a sauna sesh? If so, maybe you'll fit in, but don't flash your stack around. People wouldn't mind a barbecue invite though, just make sure that the food and drink you buy isn't top-shelf, quantity over quality but not entirely the cheapest ones either
>>535896589Have you ever been at 36°C with 50% moisture in the air?It's not pleasant.
>>535896043>You'll find out how this heatwave suddenly happened out of nowhere really quickly.How?
>>535896729A sudden drop in air pressure over the north Atlantic, filled by high pressures from the central Atlantic which swept up hot air from the equator.El Niño basically, but when you keep an eye on pressures and wind movements using global maps, you can see it coming.
>>535896450It does look like the nuclear Elephant kek.
>>535896645>36 degrees of faggot cocksNo idea what that fake measurement scale is. I’ve been in 105° with over 75% humidity every year of my life. I used to live in the south. I hope you eurofags die.
>>535894644don't worry, the /pol/ trannies will find a way to blame the sun
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>>535896645It was 37°C with +70% humidity a few years ago. 99% at night of course, and thanks to the unique way our architects engineer our housing, still 37°C indoors at night. Took a week to get the indoor heat below 32°C.I still want to kill them for designing buildings this way.
>>535896909kek, you lonely, autistic little faggot
>>535896992Have you ever heard of this thing called AC? Kek. It must suck being a europoor
>>53589464426°C here, that's barely summer (25°C+). But don't worry, next week will be colder again and it will stay much too cold for the time of the year, just like all spring.
>>535894963I knew "curb appeal" was a boomer cancer
>>535894644Everytime these "records smashed" turn out to be bullshit to peddle a narrative.For example often there will be a old record like 39deg C for a week in 1969 but if it's 39deg C a single day after that record then omg it's never happened before!This year there is an ongoing volcano eruption near Tonga that has heated the pacific so much we have "Super El Nino". Read this https://www.cfact.org/2026/02/14/el-nino-weather-aspects-summer-the-hurricane-season-and-next-winter/>Cool US summer >Lots of rain for agriculture>Probably no hurricanes that reach land but anything can happen
>>535897052>AC for 6 weeks of summer every yearlmaoI'm not fat or brown, so heat is a non issue for me.
>>535897052Anon, you don't understand.I said it was that hot and humid.I didn't say it was unbearable.It was like having Louisiana at home.
>>535894644>Put thermometers next to asphalt and airports>WTF GLOBAL BOILING IS HAPPENING!No, you're just measuring the information stupidly lmao.
>>535897097(((NASA))) launched a new satellite a few years ago that measures surface temperatures. Which also coincidently coincides with when the record keepers changed how they record temps. Really makes you think… seriously, they changed how they record temperatures with the new way being up to a couple degrees warmer than the old way. It’s a farce.
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>>535897160Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my AC keeping my house at a nice 68° when it’s 110° outside (facetiously saying that because it’s not 110° out yet). I might put on a jacket soon with how great my AC is working.
>>535897326Of course they did lol. They are the chief climate liarsJoe Bastardi the extreme weather guy at WeatherBell analytics every year has an accurate forecast and the pic attatched is what every 'super el nino' winter looked like in the past so next year from Jan to now it's going to absolute flood rain yet the media will pretend it's never happened before
>>535896460Maybe start with yourself and free the earth of your presence.
>>535894644>Oh no we need to give old unelected old hags all our money to save muh climateIt's finally warm, fuck all of them
>>53589664550% humidity isn't shit, you retard.
>>535897715Manmade global warming is getting so bad that even mars is warming up. We must give Israel $6,000,000,000
This is the model prediction for Jun/Jul/Aug 2026. Cool in most of the US all summer and hot near the Pacific because of the El Nino.
>>535897999Checked. We need a carbon tax immediately.
>>535898137Yeah and CBDCs, mandatory digital-id, and a social and carbon credit system, all tied together and policed by AI to save the world
>>535894644spelled>every temp measurement is a new record>every year is the hottest evah>this means its akshually true and isnt just data manipulation wrong
>>535896550>we have high quality data going back to the 1650sthis is a big part of the problem, you retards just autobelieve anything these charlatans try to tell you
>>535898103Climate crazies when told about nuclear power or investment into carbon capture always react the same they instead demand all our wealth be transferred to the 3rd world. They are pro something until that tech becomes feasible then they find a reason to be against it just like they're against electric cars now.
>>535894963That and plastics blanketing massive chunks of the ocean and microplastics coating glaciers
>>535896259I would like to lose weight but I am addicted to food. I am an addict
>>535896896you spelled>the earth's magnetic field is waning very badly and more solareverything is reaching the surface of the planetwrongreminder that this has FUCKALL AND I MEAN FUCK ALL to do with co2
They are just lying because nobody checks their temperatures.They tell the Brits the Americans are cooking and vise versa and retards on both sides believe it's the end of the world.Its 11 Celsius here in the sun pretty mid and far away from a record.
>>535896943sorry faggot we're scientific here and blaming the waning of the earth's magnetic field and accelerated travel of the magnetic polesobserved and measurableno fantasy models required to suppress some things and use that gap to overinflate others
>>535898305Yes! We need to build more water and power hungry data centers so AI can best decide how to c̵o̵n̵t̵r̵o̵l̵ save us.
>>535894644>the sky is falling, give the government more power and moneyYou leftists are hilarious.
>>535898534Retatrutide works wonders, stacks great with testosterone to.
>>535898513The push to build countless new data centers just shows how no one actually believes in “man made climate change”. From the politicians in governments approving them to the investors putting up the money to build them.
>>535898534Join the breatharian diet
>>535898502>>535898137people like this will believe in God that made everything from nothing and has always existed yet question man-made climate changethese fucking idiots vote btw
>>535896455>LLM as argumentGiving you the light of Civilization has been a mistake we will never recover from. As a species.
>>535898551The pole reversal is happening
>>535898795Braaaaaap
>>535898781* requires buddha tier levels of cultivation
>>535898781You might not believe me but I wake up knackered everyday (I have sleep apnea so I fight for my Life every night) and I started doing kundalini breathing exercises and now I feel much better. Maybe it's all about breathing?
>>535894644le RECORD BREAKING {climate attribute}Dont people get tired of stressing the shit they literally have no control over....
>>535896391Stupid fucker, were doing shit right now by keeping the strait closed
>>535898903Try getting a CPAP or APAP machine. When you have 1 good truly restful night of sleep, your entire life changes. Being fat can cause sleep apnea, but you can have sleep apnea without being fat as well. Im not fat and a CPAP machine changed my life. You have more energy and motivation in life.Life starts with the breath. One of the main chakras
>>535898795>people like this will believe in God that made everything from nothing and has always existed yet question man-made climate changeonly retards think the universe came from nothingeventually le science will figure out the true shape of the universe in picrelwhich shows that something doesnt come from nothingand eventually that preponderance of redshift will become a preponderance of blue shiftthis real shape solves every problem from "something from nothing" to the inflaton field to chirality to what happens to the universe on long term scales>yet question man-made climate changeonly retards do not question this conjecture of mad made climate changefor it is indeed a conjecture at this pointwhich is what happens to hypotheses that fail and people still cling to themyou believe these climate models that have been shown to omit massive amounts of input from the sunthey think that solar flares, CMEs, the solar proton stream...are meaningless transients that dont appreciably contribute towards insolationyet we've been able to measure this shit hitting us and upping the amount of energy received where we get a month's worth in a daybut yeah we can just ignore that shit and talk about how TSI hasnt changed much so really this means it cant be the sunwhich is utterly fucking retardedTSI is not Total as implied, and in this garbage truck sized gap, they have filled it with overinflated GHG coefficientyou'd understand this if you had the mental capacitybut you dont and are just an uninquisitive idiot
>>535894644Clearly, the answer to remedy this is to keep promoting green energy for westerners while allowing every Indian to continue to pollute their country with toxic waste in the name of religion. And remember as you fry, bharat bvlls - jeet stands for victory!
>>535899324Don’t forget that we should also allow shitskins to pollute western white countries
>>535899213>torus.gifThat's kinda hot.
>>535897097Worse over, if you checked the record for the actual hottest day of a month on the American continent, you would almost always find it was back in the 1930's
>>535899213it wasn't about the universe, it was about god, which came from nothing and has "always existed" yet you don't question that. shut up already. you guys have no logic in what you say and just spout complete bullshit like this torus gif.
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>>535899145Thanks for the advice, brother.
>>535899508Japan still has the record for hottest temperature ever recorded.
Fuck. Looks like we better raise taxes on the average man, deny ownership and restrict use of devices, appliances and vehicles, strip away more of their rights and freedoms, ween them off of meat and milk but still import tonnes from abroad and of course we need continual immigration as future doctors and engineers will solve this problem while they add more demand to services, to the grids. I think if we really lower the quality of life further for the average people and families, we might get our CO2 levels below extinction levels.
>>535899508Yep also in 1954 two hurricanes blew out the entire north east within 10 days of each other. Back to back destruction https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Atlantic_hurricane_seasonIf that happened today every CNN weather scammer would be declaring a climate change emergency.
>>535896463>>535896909
>>535899833Please look into it. You’ll be amazed with how fast it changes your life. There’s other ways to help with sleep apnea, but the CPAP/APAP machines work pretty much immediately. Truly being rested is so important to your mind and body. You can’t be rested when you stop breathing 60+ times per hour of sleep. It’s a bandaid to fix the issue, but it gives you that drive and time to work on losing weight.
>>535895624Ugly foot put that thing away
>>535899422especially the perpetual big bang at the center
>>535899541>it wasn't about the universe, it was about god, which came from nothing and has "always existed" yet you don't question that.shut the fuck up, you bitched about the universe coming from nothing, you dont get to change your argument nowgod is a metaphysical question that doesnt even enter into this discussionand the reader of this thread can note that you stayed well the fuck away from all the climate points made in my postI mean I get it, you climate fags have no response for that stuff because it btfos your carbon stupidityso it is the death of your argument to address it
>>535900489Within the first week you’ll notice things like colors seem brighter and your brain processing everything better.
>>535897561Seriously, I spent $250 on a window unit from Amazon ten years ago. Currently 63 degrees in my bedroom. I unironically have a blanket on my legs. It's great. I'd like to switch to central air, but eh. I have enough window units, they're just a pain to put in and out (the big one for the living room/kitchen, mostly).And guess what? My electricity bill STILL tops out at $120ish over the summer, kek
>>535898534This isn't a fatty thread but you just do what Peter Jackson the director did to lose weight. On set there would be platters of deli meats, chips, cakes and shit that he ate from all day so simply had them switched out for raw vegetables, and fruit. He still ate normal meals with the crew but the snacking on junk stopped and he dropped 100+ lbs.
>>535898551I didn't mention CO2 or a hole in the magnetosphere.Just that suddenly out of nowhere the air suddenlied and now hot.
>>535898534I don't think so.What are you trying to hide from yourself?
>>535894874Can we transfer all of the excess heat to the Indian subcontinent somehow?
We all like it a little warmer, can't wait! You lost tranny DRILL BABY DRILL!
Release the ticks today!Woops wrong chat
>>535894644SAAAR! Western countries must reduce their carbon
>>535899541you fags always run away when you're completely btfo'dreminder that even the TSI fraud wasnt enough and that's why in the Climategate emails we saw Mann & Schmidt crying about the warming trend having disappeared and they came up with a trick to bring it backyou may notice that since this time, all temp graphs are displayed in temp anomaly and not real tempsthis allows them to fuck with the baseline and present fraud to you as if it were real
>>535894805/thread
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>>535902035Gays for Trump has posted.
>>535903757We need to eliminate the rest of the world.
>>535904237YLT
>>53589464413c is hot ? Are you retarded ?
Not a problem in San Francisco
>>535905205The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco
>>535894644Holy smash! Greta gonna freak
I used to think Global Warming was fake... but today really broke me. I'm 40yo and never ever experienced such a brutal climate before in my life.A full 33 Celsius.
>>535894644Not a single word about the solar irradiance measured in watts per square meter?That it's a bit higher than usually?
>>535894874I have 9°C and rain, feels good man
>>535894874Annnnd nobody cared.I'm still going to air fry some chicken tendies with my AC on full blast.
>>535895389In India?Millions. Maybe hundreds of millions.The smell will remain the same as ever regardless.
>>535894963I don't think we need to rip out most of it, just enough to plant trees and shrubs that would benefit from that radiation.
>>535896450Judging by>obeseBad diet>white monsterHorrible poisonIt's gout. He's not a neet. He's disabled.
>>535896460Don't even need nukes.2 years without Trade or Aid, just Blockade.They'd eat each other alive year 1, year 2 would be starvation. Year 3 we could go in and pick off the rest with drones.
>>535894644I welcome it. Dial it up even higher. Let's go to 10000 degrees worldwide. In fact, lob the Earth into the sun.
>>535907201I'm not disabled lol. I barely leave the House but took a walk the other day and my ankle GOT all swollen. I am obese so my ankles suffer a lot.
>>535907906>im not disabled lol>took a walk and ankles swelledAnon, I...
>>535907906Can you see your penis when you look down?
>>535896237Thanks fat spaniard anon
>>535896460I’m not going to stop flying or using AI or whatever other shit you think I should stop. Resources are there to be used by people who have earned them.
>>535907906What is the kind of food you are most addicted to?
>>535894644>Dozens of thousands of temperaturesHey it was a big deal until AI. Now we are told emissions are fine I guess. They dropped th whole shtick overnight.Besides Sam Altman said once we build an AGI super intelligence, we can just ask it how to fix the problem
>>535906235they will respond that TSI hasnt changed so it cant be the sunand nevermind about the waning magnetic field meaning if solar output hasnt changed then what hits the surface absolutely hasbut they ignore that shit anyway and TSI isnt even Total as impliedthey cant fake co2 catastrophism if they accept these realities
It’s 12 degrees below average where I live lol
>>535898103Maybe the sun has something to do with it. Without the sun I reckon the temps would drop a few degrees.
>>535908997-13° for me right now. Next week is going to be well over 100°
>>535908869>waning magnetic fieldWhat if that’s what the tech billionaires are buying underground bunkers for?
>>535895624Nobody wants to look at your goblinoid flipper
>>535909091Makes you wonder what the real reason was for the sunspot observatory in New Mexico being abruptly shutdown by the feds
>>535909136Next Thursday it’s going to be a nice 111° day
>>535909170yeah, you do not want to watch the show when the field lines are bent down to the surfacethere's cave paintings of that shit
>>535909331if the magnetic field weakens to that degree then everybody will die anyway, bunkers won't help with shit when the atmosphere is stripped of oxygen
>>535894644>>three centuries Go back further, noid. Expound the data
>>535898801debunk it
>>535894644Its Almost like we have a giant ball of burning hydrogen near us and it gets more or less active in cycles causing periods of heating and cooling over long periods of time. Nah its probably just tiny humans and cow farts. Better increase taxes and ban meats for the goys!
>>535909820this, but i still want our CO2 levels to stop risingit's going for 500 ppm and i don't want it anywhere near 1000
