Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrMN6ncLQP0>Energy bills to rise for millions as impact of Iran war hitshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8pw464986o>Restore Britain faces 'anti-Semitism' outrage - but rivals to Reform insist they won't 'police their membership'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15850623/Restore-Britain-faces-anti-Semitism-outrage-rivals-Reform-insist-wont-police-membership.html>Teen stabbed and nine arrested after disturbance erupts at London 'TikTok gathering'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2210015/teen-stabbed-nine-arrested-after-disturbance-erupts-london-tiktok-gathering>Blair: Starmer has no plan for Britainhttps://archive.ph/p1rcp>Russia is targeting UK’s infrastructure and democracy, GCHQ head to sayhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/27/russia-targeting-uk-infrastructure-democracy-gchq-head-anne-keast-butler>Amazon UK tax bill soars to over £1.3 billion amid rising costshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/amazon-uk-tax-prime-national-insurance-b2984178.html>Councillors in deprived London borough vote to increase own pay by over £178,000https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/councillors-tower-hamlets-vote-increase-pay-b1283672.html>Huge fire breaks out near Kosher supermarket in Golders Greenhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-27/huge-fire-breaks-out-at-shop-in-golders-green-north-london>Tories pledge to lift ban on air conditioning for new homeshttps://archive.ph/NRH9A>Leaving ECHR would jeopardise UK national security, say centrist Torieshttps://archive.ph/l3xoY
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time to grind
Just filtered all the tripfags, memefags, VPN/foreign niggers, off-topic niggers, Reform shills, and that one nigger that keeps spamming "filtered" in every brit/pol/ general.
Remember when spastics thought that Kemi would be gone after the locals? You can't stymie the KemiNo, wait, that's shit, fuck!
>>535901280>Leaving ECHR would jeopardise UK national security, say centrist Toriesmy fucking sides.
>>535901280First for managed decline.
>>535901453Why doesn't the government bitch and moan about the health impact munchyboxes have on rNHS?
>>535901404nigger you're the third fucking postsit down
> NEW: Reform's Makerfield candidate Robert Kenyon said in 2016 that Brexiteers "peddled nationalistic pish" >"We've shot our economy in the foot for the short term" >Despite the comments, Kenyon has told The Telegraph that he had voted for Brexit, and had since "become convinced" that he made the right decision>He claimed in 2019 that he didn't vote for Brexit Another day another Reform spazz out >Kenyon said today: "These comments were made immediately after the referendum vote, nearly a decade ago and long before I entered politics. Like millions of ordinary people, I was fed up with a political elite that had stopped listening, stopped caring and treated the public with contempt.>"I voted to leave the EU to send a message, but Brexit was a huge decision and people were entitled to ask serious questions about what came next and how the campaign was conducted on both sides.>"In the years since, I have become convinced that we made the right decision, despite the same tired establishment trying to block, dilute and delay Brexit in order to pretend it had failed"
>>535901621Filtered, thanks for ousting yourself.
>>535901494Shes improved, but like with labour, who else is there? Jenrick was the only other option. I still think theyd be daft to go into a ge with her, but who else?
>>535901695I gave you that one for free, you're welcome :^)
>>535901404So it's just you then. You should unplug your internet and have your very own britpol in notepad.
>>535901695You're not using that word correctly, ESLwog.
>>535901551>But don't you understand, it's the European Court of Human Rights! You're literally not going to have human rights!It's all so tiresome.
>>535901613Or alternatively kick the owners of such sloppy establishments back in the channel, no armbands
so is he just ticking over until this election now?
It's too hot to point out he was evicted and now lives in sheltered accommodation with a load of other fuck ups
>>535901453>"I do not recognise your foreign holidays.">barge into shop>help yourself
>>535901849Just throw em off Snowdonia, let the sheep sort them out.
>>535901994How does a man end up like j*sh? Is it lack of father figure? The grandpa bumrape?
>>535901872>implying you can harm the starm
So glad everyone has stopped Vorderman posting, as her wall-eye was giving my the willies.
>>535902198occasionally I'll google her and just go to fucking town on her google images for a bitshant be doing that again
^.^
kebab en route
>>535902592post a picture
>>535902198People only cared about her for Countdown. Rachel is much fitter.
>>535902692yes but she's also jewishlike really jewishremember when she hate jeremy corbyn for like no reason, just because she was jewish
>>535901725>I still think theyd be daft to go into a ge with her, but who else?I reckon Chris Philp would have a stab at it. Or maybe Cleverly
The heat has made one of my dumbbell's weight clips swell up and now I can't adjust it
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15851731/Birth-rates-plunge-50-year-low-foreign-born-parents-account-record-four-ten-official-figures-show.html
>>535902828Even commandants shagged the fit ones tbf
maybe he had the aristocratic soul required to rule all along?
>>535903054Grip strength issue.
Aliens don't exist.
>>535903244Explain the Welsh.
>wife is 2 weeks late
>>535903220>huguenot prot spasticnot an aristocratic bone in that frog faced cunt's body
>>535901679Country wanted brexit.Tory MPs didnt want it and voted against it 3 times in parliament.Boris gets in, no clue what he is doing.All EU laws signed into UK law forever.Plan begins ot rejoin.Starmer will rejoin the EU.Taxes will be insane, boatniggers will be insane.Any white person with a brain and a job will leave UK under freedom of movement to live the good life in poland or italy.hotwomen.jpgUK HMRC will change law to tax on your global income like USA does.I will renounce citizenship.sipstea.bmp
>>535902828Are you saying you wouldn't let her hide in your loft?
>>535903271I retract my statement
>>535901679problem is nobody wants to stand for right wing parties because it makes you a social pariah
>>535903271oh that's easythe Welsh can mainly be explained by a prehistoric diet of liberty cap mushroomsyou don't come up with language like that unless you are interfacing with the mushroom superentity at the time
>>535903336>will leave UK under freedom of movement to live the good life in poland or italy.If it's in the free movement area, it's fucked
>>535901679>people vote to leave the overlordship of a foreign power>"clearly what they meant was they wanted to keep every single law and decision of that power and still defer to their retarded human rights courts">shockingly, this schizophrenic approach has done nothing but make things worsealso>nationalism and tribalism simmering up across the globe, and is a major reason your current party has any fucking support>continue to look down on "little Englanders"the elite are all retarded, coopted, degenerates, hate the English people or any combination of the above.
>>535901280>Starmer has no plan for Britainwell that's obviously untruehe plans to continue to ruin it
>>535903336>UK HMRC will change law to tax on your global income like USA does.Unlike America British enforcement of such a law would be a joke. There's so many obvious ways to duck it.
I just found this very interesting young man who makes very cool music. What do you guys think of this? This has definitely invigorated me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z58lGsm28io
>>535903063we were taught as kids that pregnancy is possibly the worst possible mistake you can make in life, that sex would likely result in an STD along with graphic pictures and if you got pregnant before you had a job would have no career and be looked down on, before university and you would be excludedIf you DID have a career you would lose it and end up stuck at home and how depressing it would be, you would have no ability to socialise and be dependent on either your partner or the state.
>>535903691No one likes him.
>>535903598Women are out of controll I tells ya.I've not dobbed in the factory slag any further as she's talking to again now.All it took was for me to smash the place up.She's one of those girls that your penis goes hard just by chatting to her. She's got that power.
>>535903440I would, but £500 would be most of my money and it'd be pretty silly to pick a brown man that doesn't live there.
>>535903621Media keeps saying people only don't like Labour because they aren't going fast enough on their plan.I don't think people want the Labour dream at all.
>>535903863Give it another year before Starmer attempts real communism
>>535903863sometimes I can't actually tell if they're so retarded they think people enjoy the idea of importing chink ID to watch their every thought while pakis rape kids and get a pat on the back or if it's some desperate attempt to psyop the population that actually these are good things. Doesn't change anything obviously, but I still sometimes wonder.
>>535903244Something alien like just exited my anus with great ferocity and a distinct smell
>>535903775>No one likes him.Really? This young man has really given me something to live for. He's like an avatar of Morriseey! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYTSMWy_1U0
>>535903863>aren't going fast enough on their planThey have no plan either.
>>535904049people use that old maxim "never blame malice where stupid suffices" or however it goesI think in this case we can EASILY blame boththe stupid are clearly manipulated by the maliciousall a truly malicious person needs to do to manipulate well-meaning idiots is point at a thing and say it's bad, and all the well-meaning idiots think "well they're on my side so why would they lie about it?" there's probably a very malicious force at the top but it's all stupid all the way down
>>535904049Satan and his army of retarded imps.
>>535901380 . . . posh pussy creases
>>535904570>maximHanlons razor: never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
>>535903039>Chris PhilpHe gives me Norman Bates vibes. ToryBoys will literally vote for any old slop their party serves up
>>535904643Prime Anne, fucking corrrr
>>535904278Filtered.
https://xcancel.com/kelvmackenzie/status/2059544766027620712#m>A post found by the Telegraph from Robert Kenyon, Reform’s Makerfield candidate, saying Russia was “ within its rights” to invade Ukraine is enough for me to hope he doesn’t win. >If he doesn’t understand Putin is our enemy he has no right to be an MP.PutinIsREnemy!>can we perhaps not have foreign policy set in stone?NO!
>>535904570>>535904970whoever Hanlon was he clearly never thought someone could be both retarded and malicious at the same time>>535904613gonna steal this one anon I won't lie to you
46 filtered posts already.
>>535904643>fannyfarts a pheasant
I wonder what coal miners in the 1970's and before, would think of pudgey homeless yids calling playing with kids toys a "grind"
The UK is a sickitaring multicultural faggot police state.
>>535903691the only person whoever posted this guy here was the twink who got his bum pozzed by the herpes pyromaniac
>>535905208They can, it just says assume theyre a retard first. Like all the machiallian ots ascribed to our politician when 9 times out of 10 theyre just bumbling along fucking things up.
What a fucking bunch of duplicitous cunts
>>535904970that's the one, thanksseemed silly to google it?people all know how it goes>>535905208also you can be bothhonestly some of the most malicious people I know were just people who were too aware of their own mediocrity
Any politics been going on today? I was sitting under a tree drinking cider and smoking goynip so i missed any news.
>>535905130>>535905262fucking gorgeous wasn't she. Corr imagine being a stable boy and she comes in like you there! Peasant, one's foof is all red and sore from riding all day, then she shuts the door and locks it, come here she commands whilst unbuttoning her skin tight riding trousers and peeling them down off her well-formed thighs, you walk towards her in a daze, are you dreaming? She grabs you by both shoulders and says, now, kneelfuckin ell, reckon I could write fooken, sex books and that like
>>535902828Who gives a fuck look at that arse
My farts fucking stink.
>>535905852on many a dark and lonesome night I too have found myself looking up rachel riley compilations on youtube but I have a strict "look but don't touch" policy on jewish women on account of jewish ancestry and all of my family being fucking insane peopleif I wake up one day with a family full of people like the family I just got out of, that's ending in an axe murderin'
>>535905130This tbphwy
wouldn't mind dating a pakistani/indian/black girl, its just the idea of having to deal with male relatives that's hugely offputting
quick reminder that (((steve laws))) endorses racemixing since he didnt object to Rupert Lowe having an African grandson
>>535906040Just date one with english parents
>>535903691not sure what the message is. is he schizophrenic?
>>535905560>smoking goynipHi, you alright mate, I really like that phrase, "goynip", you mind if I start saying this in my day to day life?
>>535903063i'm sorry to say the cancer has spread and to put it bluntly as you asked me to you have possibly 3-4 years remaining without treatment it is mainly localised within the lower bowel area but spreading rapidly.With treatment there is maybe a 40% chance of living past 2030 although it will involve a very agressive plan and you may not wish to do so due to the side effects
>>535906273kek
>>535905729>fuckin ell, reckon I could write fooken, sex books and that likeit's actually kind of profitable as long as you feel like dancing around the obscene publications laws from the 1950s about itI don't, even though I do happen to know I write incredible porn, to the point where it just becomes actual art with legitimate depth and fucking worldbuilding, BUT, I would never publish, I don't even save itnot worth the riskideally you'd need an airtight pen name and a clandestine publisher but eventually taxman is gonna ask where you're getting all this money from and you're gonna have to tell them you write smut for amazon
>>535905852I'd fucking hide her in me attic if you understand my meaning. Crikey it'd be like 5 years after the war ended and I'd still be carrying her piss and poo buckets down the ladders, any day now it will be over, I promise her whist hiding my above average erection below the hatch. Actually she'd prolly let me sex her, being the only man she will be seeing, phwooar, imagine
>>535906248>not sure what the message is. is he schizophrenic?Autism innit. Or dare I say, Aspergers, which apparently doesn't exist anymore.
>>535906433cor
>>535906664>YA WANQERSwell put rache
>>535906038Pure class corrrr
>I stink therefore I scam
>>535906777Henlo deepak
>>535906777kek>I stink therefore I spambogdan version
>>535906405>don't even save it>not worth the riskwhat did anon mean by this?>>535906664she doesn't set my jewdar off at all, she's fucking lovely. In fact, I think I'm in love with are rache lads. I should probably tell her how I feel tbqh
>>535906664looks a bit spergy in a good way
>>535906559the autistic-schizophrenic race will inherit the Earth
I miss page 3. That's where it all started going wrong, when they got rid of that. And when they started emptying the normal bin every 2 weeks instead of every week. I think its every 3 weeks now. Fucking bin jews
What did he tweet?
I don’t have room for anymore in my attic
>>535907337Willyposting on the main
>>535906716Imagine being her bit of roughCoooarr eh ladsPhwooaarr
>>535904970superseded by
Imogen B sex arse
>>535906664xD
>>535905214rookie numbershere's another one
folksdem did a little window ching madness yesterday in Birminghamhttps://files.catbox.moe/sse8mi.mp4
been shitting through the eye of a needle all day today
Watching Cadfael rn
The last time there was this much building work going on there was after Britain burned the White House
>>535907434Maybe there's a Princess Anne sex doll?
>>535907621>£40 billion black hole in the budget>Turbo telephones for trannies
>>535907739If Trump's this concerned about his ballroom, he should probably get a better tailor
>>535907600Foreign country, this isn't the Britannia I was sired within
so tony blair is trying to hang the net zero noose around Milliband then, huh
>>535907621Dumb joke, that doesn't even have anything to do wi->https://archive.is/PZL70>it's real
>>535907739Is that for the World Cup?
>>535907337
>>535907926Erika Kirk's summer grief slam™
>Iranian neighbour moved out last month>Said she's moving to Golders Green>Lots of funny buisness in Golders Green recentlyDeeply concerned my neighbour was a sleeper agent. Sad to see. Took her bins out for her every week...
>>535907913>If I'm left on hold for too long I WILL kill myself
>>535907782>>535907913HMRC on speed dial
>>535907739the ballroom is an updated PEOC with Oracle running a shadow intelligence service AI
>>535907926250 year national anniversary?
>>535906777checked and kek'd
>>535907621hahha ha its fucking real.
>>535907739The White House has begun construction on a UFC fighting cage on its South Lawn ahead of next month's event to celebrate 250 years of American independence.
Steak for din dins.
>>535907996top kek
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
>>535906777
The brown people two doors away are playing loud African music again.
>>535907039exactly what I meantthat things you write in private can still break those lawsthere was this case lately, I was shamefully reading this reddit thread about it, where some guy had this blog online where he wrote "body horror" stories and posted them for free, had a small following and then the police busted him for it and took all of their devices for further analysiswhy else do you think I posted a winston smith?it's relevantexcept we don't even have the luxury of fake bricks in walls these days
>>535907039>>535908432lolhttps://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1q7icj5/husband_was_arrested_earlier_on_today_police/
>>535907039>I should probably tell her how I feel tbqhBest way to her heart is to tell her it was at least 7 million
>>535908418go knock on, bet you get on with them and stop minding it as much
>>535902828>Her mother is Jewishweird, the australian version of this show had a jewish woman as well, extremely jewish
Never thought watching Tennis would be so stressful, go on Djokovic my son. Fuck me, this entire French open has taken years off my life.
>>535908676They're good with numbers, innit
>>535908676weird jewish countdown connections going on there...
Farage gets the same tax line as troons
love youtube music me
>>535908279says the rat cunt that ignored the biggest protests in British history, evidence that there was no wmd's to the point of having people suicided and invaded Iraq anyway causing regional instability and mass migration further adding to the replacement of his own supposed people just to suck Israeli cock. I would trust that fucker about as far as I could kick him>>535908432except we don't even have the luxury of fake bricks in walls these daysbretty good that actually lad, I was making a juvenile nonce joke, but I retract it
>>535905852her arse means nothing to me, i've slammed brazilian womens arses
Tings dat make you go hmmm
>>535908980legals should be deported as well
>>535909035Reform are nicking Restores colourscheme.
>>535908706Djokovic. Is. A. Chud!I think I've got more pictures from the omega melty over him from that era, what a lad.
>>535908860oh I knowit's just I get kinda mad when I think about all the money I could be making as an erotica authorseeing as it was brought up, actually, as a Briton to be a successful author/publisher of erotica, one must tiptoe around some very vaguely defined laws from the 50's which are still very much active todayit's bullshityou have any idea how much money I could be making if people would just let me write weird porn?ur alright tho
Why is it either too cold or too hot? Why is there never a nice period.
>>535901613considering household heating is one of the main sources of fossil fuel usage, and that women and nogs are the two main culprits for banging the heating up to 30, why hasn't this been called out by the gubmint or our precious and treasured independent news reporters? huh? niggle me that someone
>>535909283when is claude coming back
>>535908605Might go and post a Restore flyer through there letterbox. Sick of it.
>>535909232because your mother habitually makes black men blush and god doesn't like it and is punishing the rest of us for it
>>535909232it's nice today, it was nice on Sunday
>>535909377africans are usually top notch if you treat them with respect, even the legend herself croyden auntie is sound as a pound if you don't give her jip and she's known for her kick offs
>>535909537I lived in croydon oncegot picked on for being white in schoolnow we're herelife comes at you fast
