Going to have kids soon.I have to now decide on what kind of vaccines if any I will let the government inject my kid.Let me know your thoughts on this. Any info is appreciated.Any other advice and knowledge on kids below 1 year old is also appreciated.
>>535909644if you have a forest nearby, take them for stroller walks there in the morning/before supper.you don't want an indoor ipad-kid with asthma and nearsightedness.getting fresh air and lighting at dusk/dawn is helpful for the skin, eyes, blood circulation and immune system.
>>535910008that also applies for the pregnant partner btw.
>>535909644Do "medical professionals" cut the cord before it blanches?
>>535909644No advice on which to accept, if any, but prepare yourself for push back, even when it comes to cutting the cord. Say everything bluntly - "we aren't going to cut the cord until it goes pale". No "I'd like to" or "I want", state everything as fact and don't worry about being rude if they try pushing shit on you. Best of luck anon. Sounds like you're ready and willing to set your little one up for a good life.
>>535910640I'm going to guard my wife and kid like a hawk in the hospital to prevent some of the more obvious shit like the cord cutting.And yeah, I will do everything I can to give them the best shot at life.
>>535910210No.Waiting until it is pale white is the norm in any typical hospital
>>535910008I second this. Furthermore the phase were they take everything they can get on in their mouth is actually there to build up an immune system by exposure, so be sure to present non clean matter.Best examples would be unwashed fruit provided they are untreated/organic.If you have some green space then I suggest you grow some varied fruits, berries and vegetables. Not really to sustain yourself, but to expose your child to the varied phytochemicals and allow it to get dirty from time to time.
>>535909644Basically you need to make the smart decisions and vaccinate so that we can solve the over population issue.
>>535911192>Basically you need to make the smart decisions and vaccinate so that we can solve the over population issue.wait a minute that don.....Ah of course
>>535909644Vitamin k shot is important but skip the rest for a few years.
>>535909644dont let them be alone with your baby for even a second if it is a boythey will take his forskin and feet it to a jew
>>535911504Why megadose your newborn with an exogenous vitamin?Why not just not do it and be extra careful to not drop your infant instead?
>>535910082>the pregnant partner>partnerI fucking hate Nordic feminist wording, you bunch of faggots
>>535909644No vaccines. Jews poison everything. Want to know why Jews are always bashing the Amish? Because, besides 1 or 2 hand-picked cases amplified by the Jewish media, the Amish are the no-vaxx control group and have healthy offspring compared to the mutants wandering around the rest of America now.
>>535914048>in uterolol wtf is this shit, no one's vaccinating babies while they're in the womb
>>535914283>pregnant women were told not to get any vaccines previously>now they're told their babies will die if they don'tthat's what the graphic is referring to
>>535914630that doesn't happen though.
>>535914048not even tuberculosis vaxx?
>>535909644In what world does an infant risk Hep B infection inside of first eight weeks. The nurses will pressure you for Hep B before you leave and if you say you'll discuss with your pediatrician at eight week check up, they'll fear monger you. If you still don't don't budge, they'll work on mom while dad is out of the room. They'll lie to you and say the other parent agrees to Hep B if you do... they play this off both mom and dad. Be firm and when that doesn't work, be angry and willing to litigate if they touch your baby. This happened to me and wife for my two boys, 11 and 5(pandemic baby). This past Jan '26 happened to my buddy and his baby boy.
>>535909644Remember to never have them genitally mutilated unless you want the backdrop of their entire life to be the torture ritual they were birthed into. That's the beginning of the destruction of a man's soul, when he's tortured neonatally. Never, ever.
>>535909644If your wife's tits can feed your kid, do it as long as possible. My 11yr old went for 12months. The 5yr old went for two years. I had a 7cuft freezer and bottom of french door freezer full of milk for over a year until wife ran out of milk. Best food for your baby. If you habe a trusted source, buy it for year if you must. The formula is trash by comparison.
>>535909644I have two in their teens who have never received a vaccine of any kind, ever… hear that nigger lovers?!?!
>>535909644Wife and I got every vaccine our doctor recommended for our daughter's, including the Vitamin K injection. I recommend that you do the same. We have 2 beautiful healthy young girls at 3 and 5 years old. Expecting our first son in October of this year. Don't let the antivaxx chuds tell you otherwise. Get your kids vaccinated. Fo the right thing for your children's health, your family, and fir broader society. Don't forget to keep up with your vaccines as well.
>>535910956If you're going to a hospital they are going to cut the chord. Midwife with home birth is the way to keep it attached until it falls off naturally in a few days. Skip all the shots, even vit k.>father of vaccine free 5yo
>>535911039Boys garden with mom every year. Compost, turn the soil, plant, pull weeds, harvest. Not all years are great at harvest(fuking squirrels), but their guts and immune system will be better for all the time in the dirt and weekly outside Sun.
>>535909644No vaccines before 4 years of age.Zero.Zilch.Nada.Proceed from there. BREAST FEED.
>>535915567>If you're going to a hospital they are going to cut the chord.I will be present and fight all the doctors if I have to.>>535915676okay so is there any vaccines that you'd want the kids to get injected with, ever?
>>535914933https://www.cdc.gov/pertussis/vaccines/tdap-vaccination-during-pregnancy.htmlyou are jewish
>>535915676>>535915872No vaccines at any age. If they want to inject jew poison to participate in jew events when they're older that's on them, it's up to you to protect them and teach them about (((tricks)))
>>535914933>that doesn't happen though.
>>535915872The joke is that I'm recommending putting it off so that you forget entirely and never fucking do it, because your kid survived four years and now you have to ask what the fuck they're even for.It's only a joke because it's fun to frame it as "wait 4 years."
>>535915025>In what world does an infant risk Hep B infection inside of first eight weeksone born to niggers and/or drug users
>>535910210Whatever the doctors and nurses in my family tell me to do is extremely valuable information. Mostly because I do the opposite. My Dr relative was all about the jab when it came out, they had their two kids during all that and his oldest now has a cardiologist and his youngest started walking at age 4. The nurses in the family are offended that my kids drink raw cows milk, about 3gal a week. You would think then being in the top 8% for height and speaking full sentences by age 3, sleeping 14hr per 24 hr period, through the night by 8 weeks would be an signal for them to reconsider assumptions, but they are immune to that. Everyone in healthcare is wrong about everything related to kids.
>>535915872You may want to mention that to the doctor delivering your child so there are no surprises. Personally I think it's best to deliver outside the hospital if you aren't going to take the advice of the hospital. Why are you even going to a hospital?
What's the big deal with cutting the chord?
>>535916365Safety of the mother and child in case of severe complications.And the child doesn't get registered unless born in a hospital.In essence, I think I can mitigate the downsides by being watchful and talking with the doctors.the only question is how many vaccines if any I want to let them do.Personally, through sheer logic, it makes no sense to bombard a child that is less than a week old with vaccines.But at the same time, I want to have logic based reasons as to why I accept or decline all the vaccines.
>>535915921>Talk to your healthcare provider about getting Tdap during your third trimester of pregnancy.no hospital or clinic is even bringing this up. if a mother wants it she can ask for it. did you even read the link you sent me? my wife is due next week btw, when did yours last give birth?
>>535910956>>535910640Don't leave any of them unattended for any reason. We did the vitamin k drops, told them so and that no vax will be done by the hospital at all. Sure enough my wife needed a c section so I had to leave the room at one point. The attending pediatric Dr tried to convince me about the vitamin k shot brain bleed risks, I again told her no. Then when I got back to my wife and kid, the same doctor cornered my drugged up wife trying to get a different answer so I told the bitch to leave. Every 3 hours there was a candy striper/nurse trying to get the woman - because they absolutely don't consider the father/ husband their customer or person - trying to get the mother to give away body parts or body fluids for free "for sCiEnCe". Hospitals, particularly birth centers, are packed to the brim with literally and unironically evil, demonic people and influence. You feel it if you're sensitive to this shit and it comes through in a thousand ways
>>535911192If op is brown then you are right
>>535916600>I thinkYou should stop doing that. You're apparently bad at it.How certain are you of being able to do what you wish horrifically sleep deprived?Why would you magnify the required awareness? Take the easy option.
>>535909644There's going to be a point where you feel crazy because you have tried almost everything to get the stop crying. Take them outside if possible during that time. It really worked great with my son. He is almost 2 now.
No vitamin k shot. No vaxx. No circumcision. No epidural. Wait till the umbilical is completely empty. Do home birth with midwife. If you do a hospital birth you're gonna have to be an asshole or they will push you around your wife is going to be unable to advocate for herself. No back birth, she should be squatting, in a bath is good if deep enough. You need to be there for her the whole time supporting her, the Bradley method is good. It feels kinda silly but you should talk to her talk her through it, be positive She's gonna be in pain with her eyes closed through most of it just talk positive shit to here and tell she doing great, do as she asks and don't take it personally if she says some mean shit she's in a lot of pain.t. father of 3
>>535909644>>535911504This is bad advice. Maybe it's different in Canada and wherever op is but the Pfizer K shot here is poison and packed with a whole bunch of shit unrelated to vitamins. Australia published shit recently on oral drops because it will never be green lighted here in the US.
>>535916796Oh yeah no episiotomy and oral vitamin k is ok but probably not really necessary. Also be skeptical about any specialist saying your baby has a tongue tie and needs a surgery those get way over prescribed.
>>535916763>How certain are you of being able to do what you wish horrifically sleep deprived?quite certain.>Why would you magnify the required awareness? Take the easy option.not a compelling argument>>535916665> trying to get the mother to give away body parts or body fluids for free "for sCiEnCe"which ones?>>535916791thanks, I imagine advice to get the kid to stop crying is one of the most valuable ones when parents are tired and sleep deprived
>>535909644inject none, nigga. Don't cut until the umbilical cord is white and not pulsating anymore. Don't even do the vit K shot or the antibiotic on the baby's eyes. Those are specifically for women who have STDs while delivering (nigger crackhead mammies). The no vaxx goes for both you, your partner and kid. The parents being injected affects the kids as well. Especially if the mother breastfeeds. Make sure you and your partner understand this before having kids, and that you're both wanting children because if you end up in divorce court in burgerland or any other cucked western nation (God forbid), the judge can force the kid to get vaxxed against both your wills during a custody battle. It happened to one family where both parents didn't consent, the kid had to get dozens of vaccines within a day, he got a high fever, got hospitalized, and diagnosed with autism and regressed severely after. Where before the kid was laughing, happy and potty trained, now they shit and piss everywhere, don't respond to their name, stim, and disregard everything. All because the judge ruled for the vaxx because it was in his opinion that children should be vaccinated. Very tragic. Don't let this be you anon.If you can birth outside the hospital, and if the mother does not have a complicated pregnancy, you should go to an independent birth center instead, and hire a midwife/birth doula &/or do it at home. They have more exp and have been on the ride with exercising rights and restrictions before. I'm sure there are some who respect and understand not wanting any vaxx or antibiotics, and waiting to clamp and cut the cord when it's white and not pulsating anymore. I've heard from other women in the hospitals the staff can threaten CPS on you if you refuse certain things, but they can't do shit without evidence. The centers are less likely to do that supposedly. But always stay on guard and never relax. As soon as mom and baby are deemed healthy with no issues, leave ASAP.
>>535909644>what kind of vaccines if anythere is no such a thing as vaccinesyou should know by nowyou are a post covid freak, if you dont know that you're ngmi
>>535917143>Quite certain.First of all, do you have experience with forced sleep deprivation?I do.Telling you to not rely on yourself while sleep deprived is actually good advice. Stop being deliberately retarded.Again, you are clearly bad at thinking. Apparently you believe this incompetence is inverted from the normal person and can only improve through lack of sleep. Fucking stop.
>>535909644All except HBV.
>>535916239Or sold to faggots.
>>535916796>No epiduralremind me what's bad about it>If you do a hospital birth you're gonna have to be an assholeI'm perfectly fine with that.That's my role as a man, to resit social pressure.>don't take it personally if she says some mean shit she's in a lot of pain.haha, nah that ain't a problem either.>>535917017>Oh yeah no episiotomywhat is it and why is it bad?\> Also be skeptical about any specialist saying your baby has a tongue tie and needs a surgery those get way over prescribed.again, elaborate.
>>535910008Imagine thinking this will stop your kid from being nearsighted lol. Source: my ass.
>>535917297>First of all, do you have experience with forced sleep deprivation?yes>Telling you to not rely on yourself while sleep deprived is actually good advice. Stop being deliberately retarded.How many days are we talking here?>Again, you are clearly bad at thinking. Apparently you believe this incompetence is inverted from the normal person and can only improve through lack of sleep. Fucking stop.stop your schizo bable at me anon, I'm immune to social pressure and fuckwits telling me to do stuff or else I'm LE STUOOOOPIDGo try this shit on kids who don't know any better.
>>535917393>No, doctor, don't you dare perform a McRoberts manuever, someone on a Bangladeshi basket-weaving forum told me it would turn my kid trans!!!!Do you think there's a chance the obstetrician making $3,500 an hour knows a bit more than that dude, or not really?
>>535917393Episiotomy is cutting the woman because her anatomy is preventing the baby to come out. It's a necessary step for many women delivering for the first time. It gets stitched up and that's it. It's painful for a while, but covered with antibiotics.
do your own vaccine research instead of relying on the "advice" of retards, grifters, and jews
>>535911039>they take everything they can get on in their mouth is actually there to build up an immune system by exposure, so be sure to present non clean matter.I'm glad people like you are so retarded. Hopefully it affects your offspring, and OPs as well.
>>535917740Yeah watch a few hours of Joe Rogan my dude.
>>535917642>I'm immune to social pressureNo. You aren't. I know this, because you are posting under a memeflag.Connect the two dots. Create a line segment.
>>535917686who are you quoting?
>>535917742How do you think the world looked before spray bottles with disinfectant?Instead of squeaky clean plastic chew toys there was wood and cloth for them. Not exactly clean.
>>535917825joe rogan falls under retards
>>535909644I had a kid recently. They let me cut the cord. Life got new priorities. Feels good to have something to life for.
>>535917830>Nonono I said you are stujpid so you are stuuuupidAHHH I'm sorry I will do what you tell me to, ohhh please just don't have a negative opinion of me mr anonymous san! Your opinion is like really REALLY important to me
>>535917155One more thing, keep your eye on your baby at all times. Mom will be too tired and in pain to keep up with the hospital and nurses, it is up to the father and birth doula/midwife to advocate after birth. DO NOT LET YOUR KID OUT OF SIGHT AND ALONE WITH THE NURSES!!! Make sure you're present at every phase if you choose to do the hospital, because these demonic nurses WILL try and inject your kid behind your back & without consent. They are hoping you fall asleep along with mom & that's when they'll try it. They'll say its for a routine checkup or weighing of baby again to monitor some shit. DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOUR KID OUT OF SIGHT! They will legit wait for you to drop your guard. Like I said before, as soon as mom and baby are clear within the 12-24 hours post birth LEAVE ASAP. I've heard so many horror stories were the kid was actually vaxxed and they turn out autistic/very sick.Do not let them have mom's placenta and umbilical cord, you are better off taking that home and doing something with it. Mom can eat it for health, or dry it to make pills, or bury it in the garden for plants. Don't let the hospital or any medical group take the placenta, they make more than $100K USD selling it to other pharma jews. Animals usually eat their placentas. Do not let the hospital jew take the placenta. And yes, these jews made it so that the average goy can't sell their own placentas for the money because "erm that's organ trafficking, only the hospital and private medical companies can do that stupid goy" Anon please, please please please don't let them make money rubbing their hands off you like that, please read and make a birth plan for the mother because she will forget, you will forget, and post birth is going to be hectic and chaotic. Handle everything for mom and never let your eyes off both her and esp. the baby.Watch the business of being born as well. It will show you so much about how much money they extract from the unsuspecting goy at every stage.
>>535917846I'm lampooning your exchange with the other anon, anon. Particularly the notion that, armed with the knowledge gleaned from your brief exchange with a random retard on /pol/, you were going to argue with a midwife or obstetrician on how best to do their jobs.Is there any subject more prone to the Dunning-Kruger effect than medicine? I really don't think there is.
>>535917393Epidural fucks with their ability to push properly and can lead to more complications and worst case needing a c section .Episiotomy is where they cut an incision in their perinium towards the anus to make their vaginal opening larger to make birth "easier." In reality it's creating a serious injury that inhibits the body's muscles that are doing the pushing and likely can lead to lifetime scar tissue reducing sexual enjoyment, hasn't really been shown to make birth easier, and in some cases the incision doesn't heal properly leading to permanent disfigurement. Because it's a clean cut made with a surgical tool instead of an irregular tear that formed naturally it heals way worse.Most modern childbirth/prenatal care procedures/interventions were created by a bunch of retarded dudes that came up with ideas that "sounded good" like 60+ years ago then making it standard practice or just tricks to get the birth over with asap without consideration at all for the long term health of the mother or baby.
>>535915567Why are you putting your 5 year old child in such danger? Do you hate your own child? Why do you want to put broader society in danger of getting infectious disease from your child?
>>535918078Oops, you broke character.So what are you actually doing? To be clear, countersignaling doesn't actually help you.
>>535917825They do vaccines for chickenpox and hepA these days. Non-lethal diseases don't need harmful vaccines. It's a massive money making scheme to prey on ignorant parents.
>>535917721>>535918235>cut the stretchy bits of the woman so they scar and can't do their job anymore
>>535918226>Is there any subject more prone to the Dunning-Kruger effect than medicine?agreed, most doctors will never admit that anything they learned or were told by an authority might not be completely proven fact
>>535918183>Do not let them have mom's placenta and umbilical cordsure>you are better off taking that home and doing something with itwat>Mom can eat it for health, or dry it to make pillswaaaaaat?> please read and make a birth plan for the mother because she will forgetWhat is a birth plan?>Watch the business of being born as well.k
>>535918304>vaccines are harmful because... because they just are okay???
>>535918226Doctors are the dunning kruger practitioners. This is easily evident by the fact the male circumcision is so widespread. If a doctor is performing such a procedure on possibly hundreds of boys a year then there's no way I'm gonna trust a single thing that comes out of their mouth without verifying it myself.
>>535918430I'll admit that for you right now, anon. Will you admit that a person who has delivered 10,000 children probably knows more about delivering children than you do?
>>535918483Lol, it's not that bad. Take it easy, help out at night when the baby needs to feed. Change diapers and bond with the baby. Enjoy it, your life is about to change.
>>535918226>I'm lampooning your exchange with the other anon, anon.How about some honesty anon and say you are making shit up?Or is honesty not something you find important.>Particularly the notion that, armed with the knowledge gleaned from your brief exchange with a random retard on /pol/, you were going to argue with a midwife or obstetrician on how best to do their jobs.My child so yes, I will decide.>Is there any subject more prone to the Dunning-Kruger effect than medicine? I really don't think there is.your seething is irrelevant>>535918235Thanks for the info.
>>535918304>vaccines for chickenpoxyou don't understand anon, if you don't vaccinate the baby then they might... get shingles when they're 80 and useless or something
>>535918557Vaccines have side effects. Perhaps you should look into it. In fact the chickenpox vaccine had a higher mortality rate than the disease.
>>535918701You get shingles from the vaccine as well sincerely they use a live virus...It's not clear grift.
>>535909644Mr. doctor your doing something physically, against our organs.
>>535918301>Oops, you broke character.Oh, so even you aren't delusional enough to think it will work on me.Then why shitpost? You know it wont make me listen to you. Do you think some other anon will read it and take you seriously?>>535918304so which vaccines in your opinion are worth considering at all then?
>>535918725>perhaps you should look into itYou're the one claiming they're dangerous. Please provide some evidence instead of just vagueposting.
>>535915370There's a limit. There definitely are beneficial vaccinations, but there is also pharmacy money to be made pushing for extraneous bullshit. It's an unironic do your research thing. I was born in 1993 and my little sis was born in 2005. My mom freaked out a bit when she saw that the recommended vax list had more than tripled in a decade. Who the fuck knows what it looks like now.
>>535918586This is actually, amazingly clear and irrefutable logic.There is no argument against it. Lol
>>535918725Our parents got us infected with chicken pox on purpose, because it sterilizes you after puberty.There is no fucking way the vaccine is an acceptable alternative. Oh no, a week of itchy that I only remember because I was stuck at home with a bonus headache playing video games...
>>535909644Mandatory Reading:https://thedailybeagle.substack.com/p/proving-childhood-vaccinations-are
>>535918601>Will you admit that a person who has delivered 10,000 children probably knows more about delivering children than you do?anon i have met hundreds of people who have done their jobs for decades on end and are absolute dogshit at it and complete ignoramuses in their fieldsi am in medicinei invite people to have arguments with me because everything I do has logic attached to itany medical professional that dogmatically follows guideline organizations without ever thinking about it is useless and their input can be approximated with webmd
>>535917143>, I imagine advice to get the kid to stop crying is one of the most valuable ones when parents are tired and sleep deprivedjust had our first 4 months ago. get a baby wear and walk around the woods with the baby is perfect. additionally, strap the baby in a car seat and drive around for a while. These motions simulate the liquid womb environment and calm the baby down. recently i discovered my son loves the sound of my whistling. i whistled a simple calming tune to him and he fell asleep. ill never forget that moment
>>535918276>cheddar and chopped onions on raguIs there nothing sacred to you accursed people
>>535918866>There definitely are beneficial vaccinationssuch as?>but there is also pharmacy money to be made pushing for extraneous bullshit.such as?
>>535918822>so which vaccines in your opinion are worth considering at all then?Polio, tuberculosis, and tetanus. MMR is also good but its not life threatening iirc.
>>535918798Typos galore.>>535918822Our government has a program with the most important. Not chickenpox and hepA shit. I don't like it but do what makes schooling easier. Ask an AI for South Africa, EPI.
>>535918825It's common knowledge... Look into it.
>>535918942>i whistled a simple calming tune to him and he fell asleep.what's the tune? I've unironically want to hum some melodies to my kid
>>535919036>tetanustetanus is one of the most retarded vaccinesyour ability to acquire tetanus is VASTLY overstated, everyone's been huffing bullshit for years about how any puncture wound will immediately give you tetanus
>>535919036Please review how many of those are caused by consuming shit.Don't molest your children.
>>535919036also MMR fucked one of my testicles up. don't get it under any circumstances
>>535916796in addition to declining circumcision, also ensure that nurses and doctors know that you do not want your newborn son's penis touched at all. it is common medical practice to force the foreskin back for male children. this can damage the penis and cause many problems later in life.
>>535919139i cant write music but its sorta like a whaaaaa wheeeee whuuuuu (slower) wheeee whaaaa weeee(even slower now) wheeeeeeee whehhhhhh wheeeewwwwwwhilariously its the same tune i used to whistle to my baby chickens before bedtime
>>535918909Exactly. It's part of life.
>>535915370>for broader societyThey can all go fuck themself. I'd only have my childs health in mind and nothing else. Same shit they tried to pressure you into the vax during covid.
>>535918235Sometimes the doctors will even shove their hand in there to pull the placenta out, or slam on the moms belly post partum. They will use a device with a curved needle in the baby's head to "monitor" the baby inside, or forceps or vacuuming to pull them out. The worst thing for a mother in delivery other than dying is to be severely traumatized from the birth experience. It's not supposed to be traumatizing at all, it's supposed to be exhilarating for the mother because she will be flooded with so many hormones (mostly good over the pain of childbirth) that she is fulfilling her life's purpose and instinct in bringing life into this world. You do not want your woman to get traumatized from the experience, or she won't want to have another child again. She can also resent you for not advocating for her (her perception) and for letting the traumatizing outcome happen. If they decide to do an "emergency c section" because the birth is taking too long, They will just start cutting up the mother with no sedation, no painkiller, nothing. She is awake and feeling everything. There are so many videos on this.I swear, these jews destroyed medicine altogether and ruined the cultural joy of pregnancy and childbirth. They do not give a fuck about mothers and babies, all they want is your money and your pain/suffering. I mean look at pic related. It's cruelty to do that to a baby and mother. It can leave deadly infections too, look it up. What happened to their oath of not doing any harm? I'm convinced jews made delivery this way to make it as traumatizing as it is to discourage births from educated people, specifically Whites.
>>535919389>i cant write musicYou can either post a link to a song or melody that you are whistling. Alternatively you can record your whistling on voccaro and post a link to that.
>>535909644Research dr Andrew Moulden,He made high level research, his 3 part video is called (i think) Tolerance lost.Would reccommend books murder by injection by Eustace Mullins, The poisoned needle ( cant remember author, its a women i think).Highly reccomend video series Jews , vaccines and viruses by a guy called WellHereWeGo, he has a lot of big brain stuff on internet archive and odysee. I say with confidence- biggest risk for your child's life are vaccines, pedos and child protection service. Be brave and don't budge. Good luck
>>535917393A tongue tie is where the lingual frenum, the little band that connects the tongue to the bottom of the mouth is overdeveloped and interferes with breast feeding. Breast feeding can be difficult and frustrating for first time mothers and doctors use this as a scapegoat to get a billable procedure out of you. They cut back and in some cases amputate this piece of flesh off the tongue not unlike a circumcision now that I think about it what's with doctors and cutting frenulums?!
>>535909644To OP and anons in this thread, if you are also expecting/planning to have a kid soon, please watch the business of being born, read my posts, and make sure the mother doesn't deliver on her back, it puts her at high risk tearing her perineum or vagina. You do not want that to happen, it is very traumatizing and dangerous for the mother. It takes a long time to heal as well. She should ideally be in a squatting position, or a split squat position (one knee down on pillow for comfort). The same pelvic floor muscles in childbirth are used in shitting too. Do you take a shit lying down on your back? Obviously not, so why are mother subjected to that humiliating and dangerous position? Only to suffer for the jew doctor/hospital as he bills you for your woman's pain and suffering, bill you for skin to skin contact for baby and mother, and she will be so traumatized she won't want to have another again. Abstain from smoking, drinking, and drugs for at least 6 months minimum before you and your woman conceive. Be in peak health first to have a baby so the pregnancy doesn't become complicated as a result. Most complicated pregnancies are from poor health from the fathers because their sperm develops the placenta more than the mother's genes. A sedentary lifestyle, smoking, drugs, and drinking increases pre-eclampsia, complicated and premature births vs healthy, active fathers who don't do those things. You do not want a shitty, poorly functioning placenta for your baby just like you don't want the baby to grow up having a shitty diet as well. Make sure your woman is eating nutritious foods, getting her calcium + minerals because baby will take A LOT from her mineral/calcium/bone reserves, no seed oils, goyslop in pregnancy and get her tested for a MTHFR gene mutation to see if she can process folate properly into the active form, very important for babys development. https://www.vet.cornell.edu/about-us/news/20130812/dads-genes-build-placentas-study-shows
>>535909644>cut the corddon't cut the penis. simple as.
>>535918601>Sunk-cost fallacy
>>535909644here's some experience:>you WILL forget all 4chan infographs about clamping when the little one is born. There's too much happiness in your mind and the gloomy darkness of 4chan comprehendeth it not.>I staggered the vaxxies, no double taps to the annoyance of white coats. You will get lectured to like you're a bottom quintile retard.>other women will try to one-up you every single fucking time you mention something regarding to raising your kid, I swear it's blood boiling>other parents are complete retards feeding their kids slop and teaching them to watch screens>hope you picked a similar minded wife, yet you still have many fights to fight alone, that's just how it is>shit goes really fast>>535916295And important, like this guy here says: every thing the specialists and (female) relatives say is wrong. It's like nobody in the professional world knows the simplest thing after fucking 100.000 thousands of years of humans being born and raising children. It's stupefying.
>>535909644None. Mine is 10 and by far the smarted kid in their class and most well-behaved. I am a data scientist (an actual one, not just python/AI/ML). I ran the numbers once on all the vaccines with a very conservative model and found that only pertussis vax gave you a potential benefit of less likelihood having and resulting in a significant reaction to the disease vs. having a significant vax event -- used the WHO numbers pre-covid when they were pretty neutral and showed adverse event rates. Pertussis was still in the noise.
>Going to have kids soon.Found your problem
>>535923341Have you ever seen the witches brew vaccines are made from? Do you have any idea about virus theory and how vaccines are made to cripple or kill you? The mechanism of shooting formsldehide, mercury aborted fetus cells (yes they grind aborted babies and inject into your blood bypassing all body's defence systems) , alluminum, all that mixed with blood of animals and various organs blended together,? IT IS A CURSED WITCHES BREW ABOMINATION which they made to look acceptible to the eye by looking like water.
Letting your child die of a preventable disease is murder
>>535916295>sleeping 14 hr/ day by 8 weeksSpill your secret anon, wtf did you do to achieve this? Mine can't sleep more than 3 hours at a time and she's pretty much only breastfed with some solids sometimes.>t. Parent to a 6 month old.
>>535919464>They can all go fuck themself.I don't understand this antisocial psychopath mindset. How can you hate society so much that you would refuse something as simple as a vaccination to protect you from communicable disease?>I'd only have my childs health in mind and nothing else.Okay. A vaccine is also good for the health of your child.
>>535917642>muh sleep dep.Roll 20 autism.No effects until day 3. Checkmate normiesT. fucked up his sleep schedule very bad this month.
>>535924551Blunt force trauma.You send your kids to bed at 7pm and if they, for any reason whatsoever including use the bathroom leave their bedrooms you beat the shit out of them.My brother didnt stop pissing the bed in fear until he was 12!!!
>>535926138>trust me bro just do it >its simple and good for healthYou sure about that? >>535924485>but if vaccine kills your child , you will be gaslighted into oblivion and silenced. Tell me more about deadly preventable disease, is it in the room right now with you?Is it comparable to "invisible enemy" covid 19, virus that hunts down and finds antivaxers like some intel agency?
>>53590964430 seconds to one minute is enough. Anything more is hippie buklshit5
>>535909644You aren’t having kids soon kek
Vitamin K shot is to prevent brain bleeds from lack of vitamin k which cannot be transferred in utero. This simple shot drops mortality rate significantly. Especially for premie babies. Have seen it happen from not getting it. Stop reading bullshit online.Hep B is debatable. Maybe beneficial when they get older and come into contact with any other blood as they get older playing with other kids and blood. Also, get circumcized and complications and transmission possible there. It's not necessarily needed right away.Arethromycin is to prevent eye infections that can lead to blindness but if you have stds and partner is clean could not be necessary.
>>535910958That is not true unless you request it. Standard is 30 seconds to one minute.
>>535909644Zero vaccines. Ever. Read turtles all the way down. Don’t tell anyone your child is unvaccinated including your family.
>>535909644ask for a delayed schedule at least, and dont bother with the diseases you can only get from sharing needles with whores
>>535909644Jews tell you not to vaccinate your kids while they make sure they themselves are all vaccinated.
>>535911504Oral drops work just fine--avoid the K shot.
>>535909644you dont need ANY vaccines. you also dont need the vitamin K shot. the doctors will try to scare you nonstop and make up death statistics, just do a quick check with AI and you can tell its all BS. i did no vaccines, no shots for all 3 of my kids and they are all fine. delayed cord clamping is good. when the kid gets their first tooth the docs will try to smear flouride on it, DONT LET THEM. you also dont need to do doctor visits but maybe once a year. all they really do is weigh the baby and harass you about vaccines. you can weigh the baby at home and use charts to make sure its on track. also most charts are for formula babies, so if you breastfeed (which you should) your baby might seem underweight but its fine. they will catch up around month 3 or 4. the doctors will also tell you ur kid may have a heart murmur and eye astigmatisms, these are common scams they tell everyone so they can refer you to other docs and make you spend money on testing. obviously dont circumsize either. oh and congrats on the baby
>>535909644Don't give any attenuated virus. Imagine injecting your kid with chickenpox or polio only for then to wind up with polio or herpes.Same goes for any mrna or plasmid. Don't do anything that could permanently alter your childs genes.Toxoid (killed bacteria) and protein fragment is maybe the only type that makes sense. But defer until they are old enough to handle the resulting sickness. Fevers are just as likely to cause developmental problems like autism.I think 2 years is adequate. Then don't ever do it when their immune system is stressed, or more than one at a time.
My kids pediatricians hate me. Especially the woman doctor. She comes in and immediately she throws death glares at me. She tries to use the most blatant and condescending fear threats at me about how my kids are going to die if they don't get so and so shots. I stare her down while standing a foot taller and easily 120 lbs heavier than her and peer into her soul as she spews her rhetoric. It doesn't work on me and that's why she's so mad. She makes me sign vaccine refusal forms, as if it's going to pressure me into caving in. I take a pen out of my pocket and start signing before she even finishes. Each appointment and vaccine refusal fills me with a feeling of pride you can't understand until you've been there and did it yourself. She scurries out of the room like a little rodent pissed off it didn't get its cheese. I love it.
>>535909644If you are retarded enough to take medical advice from 4chan your child deserves to die.
if you dont get them vaxxmaxxed, snipped, and clamped, dont you get in big trouble?The only benefit of being a lonely ryan gosling like me is at least I dont have to subject a kid to this hell world
>>535909644please for the love of all that is holy give your kid the vaccines for the traditional childhood killersMMR and DPT vaccines are the reason we don't see 40% of children die in infancy anymore
>>535916636stop reading faggotjust accept the insane conspiracist fearmongering and get outraged, thinking is bad
>>535910958That's not true.Placenta WITH cord blood is worth at least $50k to a hospital, because of stem cells. They wanted me to insta cut it. When I told them to hold off I could see the seeethe in their eyes.
>>535909644>Herd Immunity: 90% requirement for validityThere are 2.5-5x Illegals from the four corners of the earth present in the United States, 20 million in under 4 years of Manchurian Joe. You do the math. Take Eurozone vaccination schedule (less) for reference and shove it in your worthless General Practitioner's janny faces + Nuremberg Code. Don't be talked down to, they're all functional illiterates.
>>535917143>Which ones? Placenta and such shit and of course there's always demand from them for foreskin. Just say no to all of them because you get paid for nothing while they'll go on to make money from it somehow
>>535916763You're a Jew
>>535909644Make sure your wife gets an episiotomy. Hospitals these days are hesitant to do it because if they fuck something up they're worried you'll sue. The problem is, especially if it's her first, she'll tear anyways and a tear is will a lot worse than a single clean cut from a scalpel. My wife needed over 150 stitches from her tears after our first and it took a month to heal. With our second and third we forcefully requested an episiotomy and it was quick, clean, and easy.
>>535916008This but if you need an out and they press you, and they will, say you have a family history of severe vaccine reactions so you will be having your pediatrician handle them on a delayed / staggered schedule. Vax rejection is at an all time high according to nurses/ NPs I have talked to and the insurance companies are pressuring hospitals to have their staff recommended them more even if a patient is there for unrelated shit. Consequently this might be a good thing specifically because they are hearing "no vax" more often. Also if you're in the US, almost all of ours now contain aborted baby cells so you could claim religious reasons. Lie however much you want because they will and do too. >>535916600
Tongue ties are a huge scam on the rise. If your kid latches fine ignore them saying the kid needs surgery. All 4 of my kids have them all 4 are healthy with normal speech.Breast feeding is hard and my wife says its painful for the first week. Just keep encouraging her breast is best.Postpartum is crazy. Her hormones are wacky, she has internal bleeding, no sleep plus a kid sucking on her nips all day. Do your best to take off work and support her. Make sure her sanity is good. I picked the "good vaxs" for my first born. She got type 1 diabetes at age 2. Type 1 doesn't run in either of our family lines and were better then most with our diets. None of my other kids are vaxed because idk if one caused her pancreas to stop working.That's about all I have to add. God bless!
