It's a good thing brave POC and women fixed this disgusting white male hobby. It isn't about getting treasure or killing orcs (racist caricatures) anymore, but about expressing yourself and saving the world with the power of diversity.
>>535914783Fuck off eglinoid
My family plays 5E and will never play anything past that
>>535914783>It's a good thing brave POC and women fixed this disgusting white male hobby. It isn't about getting treasure or killing orcs (racist caricatures) anymore, but about expressing yourself and saving the world with the power of diversity.It can be whichever way you want it to be in reality.
>>535914909People that don't play the way I think it should be played don't belong in the hobby. It's time to move on, Nazi.
>>535914783How do you focus do much of your day to day on getting mad at things you won't watch and read anyways? Are you retarded?
shhhheeeeeeeeeeet
>>535914783Same thing happened to WoW. The story is now about a single mom high elf that has a typical trailer park mudshark face and mixed with a human paladin. Her halfbreed son is the main character in the expansion, and its all about their family struggles.The forums are constantly overrun with posts about ending the faction war and killing off PvP, and the endgame is now collecting costumes and playing animal crossing/housing. Game is totally gutted.
>>535914783thats nice, find yourself some artist that draws your hero. is better for you to get into character.
>>535915206Orcs are fixed. You lost.
>>535915296what its raiding, doing parsings and get 2500mmr in arenas.its literally golems like you who even play the story and seethe over it haha. fuken retard you cant get over 1500. stop crying about gay people.
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>>535915606I've been comparing leftoids to bible thumping christards from the 80's and 90's for years now. It's the same pearl clutching false outrage driven by a deep desire to control other people.
>>535914783whats' the current state of LLM dungeom mastering. can they understand maps and DM a game well?I once got banned on /tg/ for asking this question
>>535915709>whats' the current state of LLM dungeom mastering. can they understand maps and DM a game wellAbsolutely fucking shit still.
>>535915667curses
>>535915606>retarded religoids vs expertsGee I wonder who's correct.
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>>535914783D&D 7.0 Player's and DM Handbook will come with a contract that you have to sign, saying that all of your groups must include a nigger and a tranny player.
>>535915709You're better off asking the AI to play a Choose your Adventure style game with you. I mean, why try to force the AI to narrate a premade module when you can instead play a completely random adventure instead?
>>535914855Trick them into playing CoC, just say it's a 5e homebrew.
>>535914855accepting anything post 2e
>>535914783The thing about DnD is that the limit is your imagination. "Chuds" can still have racist campaigns, and you can't stop them.>>535914968>"People who don't play the game the way I think it should be played don't belong in the hobby."Tough shit, they aren't going away. You did the same thing when you tried to muscle your way into the hobby.>"The experts are only right when they support my point of view."At least you are honest with your bias.
>>535914783Weird, i play every week and we still kill orcs and get treasure. You sure you aren't just mad at a Youtube show full of queers?
>>535916841WotC was a mistake from the beginning.
>>535914783Tabletop games are driven entirely by the DM's imagination. D&D is capable of being about either getting treasure and killing orcs, or about expressing yourself and saving the world with the power of diversity. Or many other narratives. Your own friend group has to be the one to come up with the plot. The only thing the rulebooks do for you is provide a means to resolve conflict. Do you win the fight? Do you succeed in the skill challenges? Do you survive out in the desert? The rulebook provides the calculations and dice you should roll. It doesn't tell you how you have to run your campaign.>>535914855My family does Pathfinder 1e. It's comfy and they're not making any new releases that could make it suck.
>>535915667They think that since they had a Hellish life under the Bible thumpers that they everyone else did as well and will support their rebellion against Christianity. It is narcissism pure and simple. They cannot entertain the idea that normal people do not share their world view.>>535917051DnD derivatives do exist. Play one of them, or just keep playing the edition you like the most.
>>535916874You'll be killed off so we can have a peaceful world eventually.
The beauty of D&D and other TTRPG systems is that these rulesets go back decades upon decades. You have multiple systems to engage with. You set literally the entire premise of your world. No matter how hard Hasbro tries, if you don't want to have a troon wheelchair faggot in your game, then you don't have to have one. This ultimately comes down entirely to the group you play with. This isn't like an MMO or some shit where you actively cannot avoid engaging with faggotry if you want to progress the game. Just don't associate with faggots and troons and wow, guess what, you can play D&D just like they did 50 years ago.
>>535917987By who? You? Your twink friends? Fat lesbians? Suicidal trannies? We're not going anywhere.
>>535917978Yeah I'm well aware, I just play 2e and DCC now.
lol. I grew up near Lake Geneva in the 80's and so desperately wanted Gary Gygax and others to be basing D&D off a real world only accessible via some cave in that part of Wisconsin.I'm still that retarded, and still occasionally go looking for a magical cave that leads to a medieval universe free of niggers and pajeets.
>>5359168412e has many of the same flaws as "modern" D&D".>moving away from xp for gold >character subclasses in the forum of "kits" >splat books and slop just to turn a profitIt's a good resource for anyone running TSR era D&D but it marks the beginning of the decline of TRVE KVLT DVNGEONS & DRAGONS.
>>535914855>>535916841>>535919125I know an ancient wizard who's been playing since 1e. He was also a professional wrestler and I'm surprised he's still alive at this point. He said the best was 3.5, and that's what I was introduced to. He said the worst was 5e.Pathfinder, in my opinion, is the absolute best. It's just a better 3.5, from what I've experienced. Never played Pathfinder 2 but I've heard it's gay as fuck.
>>535914783Orcs will always be violent, feral niggers in my campaigns and nobody can stop that.
>>535917987>death threatsYou and your allies do not intimidate me in the slightest.
>>535919330That's sad to hear.3rd edition is when the game went full retard with rules for every single situation and minmaxing bullshit. The game stopped being strategic war game style with the DM allowed to make rulings and became a rigid "system" with players desperately trying to "build" the most optimized character to break the game in specific instances.
>>5359147835e was literally invented for trannies & faggots. 3.5e has always been the patricians choice, and all of your favourite childhood RPGs are based on a (poorly digitised, albeit) 3.5e ruleset.
>>535915775Good, you faggots will never have the creativity required to DM, and you will never be white enough to sit down and write a compelling story for your friends to engage with. Because you’re all dumb fucking niggers looking to consooooom slop
>>535919799>FalloutGURPS modified to the point it isn't copyright infringement>MorrowindRunequest>Baldur's Gate 12e>Baldur's Gate 2middleground between 2e and 3e>Wizardry1e
>>5359197993.5 and everything based on it is dogshit slop. Moldvay Basic & Cook Expert is peak.
>>535919749Yes they specifically designed 3e to be like opening magic cards and building a deck, including real stinker features.
>>535920164>im a mouth breathing retard with no creativity or imagination and I can’t into systems-oriented thinkingFuck off, nigger>>535920010>Neverwinter Nights 1 & 2>CUSTOM NWN2 MODULES (iykyk)>Temple of Elemental Evil>Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous>KOTOR3.5e is literally player agency through systems design.>nooooo i just want to be told what todo so i can consooooooom
>>535920649Pathfinder imo is quintessential diptard booster pack gameplay
>>535920164Then play that. OP thinks they can physically force people to play their woke garbage that they call games.
>>535919933>you faggots will never have the creativity required to DMI do DM.
I still miss you /tg/. Once, you were the only board I'd ever need. In live in voluntarily exile and shall remain to carry the flame but in my heart I know /tg/ is for fa/tg/guys and ca/tg/irls, not TransGenders. My boy. Look how they massacred my boy.
>>535920810Nah, the thread's large enough now that I can drop the act and any newcomers won't read past the OP and FP to disagree with me. Instead I shall pose a much more devastating question.>Have you tried not playing D&D?
>>535916841This. Played 1st and 2nd edition back when, mostly got out of it before 3e hit but checked it out and went..lolno. Our group basically played with a mix of 1+2+house rules anyway. Modern DnD is just horrific.
>>535920935I'm with you. From the highest heights to one of the worst boards on this website. And I'm saying that on /pol/ of all places.
>>535915296WoW should have died a long time ago. Bunch of fags still playing that garbage, only do so because it replaced their social life.We need a new MMORPG, not some gay new slop that dies in 6 months but something better than wow, with mystery and unknown and it takes forever to complete
>>535920649>>im a mouth breathing retard with no creativity or imaginationYeah, looking up a "build" online and constantly trying to trigger your super special ability is soOooO heck'n creative and imaginative>>systems-oriented thinkingI would rather have fantasy role playing-oriented thinking then have everything revolve around the "system" >>nooooo i just want to be told what todo so i can consooooooomConsume what? The dollar I spent on RPGs was a reprint of chainmail for $15. I have all the books I need to run my campaign forever.
>>535920980I don't play that much DnD anymore. My DM is going through some personal issues. Instead I play wargames like 40k, and I ignore the woke shit GW has been trying to push.
>>535921129I want out of this magical realm. I want them to stop pissing on everything.
DnD has always allowed you to play as whatever you want. Play a campaign that incorporates Spelljammer and you could play as a literal gaynigger from outer space.
>>535914783I thought in prison D&D would be popular because you only need your imagination but the ONLY people who were into it in there were pedophiles
>>535922193>but the ONLY people who were into it in there were pedophiles....I was under the impression that pedophiles were isolated from gen pop. So why were you able to find this fact out?
>>535916100>You're better off asking the AI to play a Choose your Adventure style game with you.
>>535922294Everybody knows everything about everybody and theres plenty of pedos roaming around in general population but they are rich fags who pay and fuck so nobody bothers them. I found out just small talking
>>535922052>DnD has always allowed you to play as whatever you want.
>>535922724
Dildos & Dongs
>>535914783You will live long enough to see every franchise you ever loved destroyed
>>535921206>Ok so guys, it turns out the the Emperor had created the first Space Marines to be female, it turns out that gene seed corruption and stuff only affects the Y chromosome, so that’s why they were better. But they were too good at everything, and the Emperor (being a “he”, after all) feared losing control of them. But these are desperate times so the secret technology is being used now
>>535914783What are those hideous, long-nosed creatures in D&D who live in underground tunnels and steal children?
>>535923193Have fun with that. I don't play Space Marines so I don't have to deal with their changes to their lore.
>>535922923Dungeaters&Dragqueens>>535922052I am not going to act like having the freedom to eat around the shit someone put in my sandwich is some sort of blessing. The problem is the shit in my sandwich and every new sandwich coming from the kitchen having a nice thick greasy layer of shit patè.
>>535920935>friendly LGBT beholder What
>>535915296Could be worse. Magic the gathering is now just about playing movie and tv show characters against video game characters against blacked high fantasy characters like we wuz niggers aaragorn etc. That game sold itself out so fucking fast I literally blinked and missed it. The worst part was seeing alleged 93 fags talking about how acually it's awesome that spongebob and spiderman is a great idea to put into standard and how Arabian nights is exactly the same as haing 6 sets based on marvel comics. Death to all nerds
>>535914783dungeons and dragons is degenerate and satanic. why do you faggots keep trying to make faggy shit like board games and comic books "white male hobbies". actual white male hobbies: hunting, camping, fishing, wood work, maybe archery. if you are still playing board games past 12 and you aren't doing it because your children asked, then you might as well put on a dress and joing the trannies and demoncrats. MAYBE the reason your generation cant find jobs is because you soend all your money on gay shit like board games. it's shit like this why i wrote my useless kid out of the will
>>535923759magic the faggering has always been for losers and satanists. we used to beat fags like you up in the 70s. now you fucking queers keep trying to take over maga and pushing all your gay nerd shit
>>535921206you should be doing actual white male hobbies like hunting and fishing instead of playing make believe like a faggot
>>535924040fuck off boomer nigger the only thing you were beating in the 70s was your dads cock after school. Faggot
Fun fact: there's a trannie jannie on /tg/ who will instantly hit you with a 3 day ban if you mock trannies. Mocking niggers is ok.Double fun fact: this is a real tweet from WoTC when the announced the first setting book for the 'new edition' (which isn't really a new edition but it's a long story)
>>535924127Bullied Magic the gathering faggot detected.
>>535924127you are going to die alone and never own a home all because you spent your paycheck pretending to be a gnome
>>535924255these fags need get the fuck out of right wing spaces. im so sick of hearing people whine about how they can't afford the new xbox every year on a board thats supposed to be about politics
>>535914855Checked.Second edition was fine. 2E wasn't as tense.
>>535924385kill yourself gay-mer faggot. maga doesn't need you
>>535914783Dnd is kill. Play Pathfinder
>>535924446>unironically being a Republican
Ironically they fired this white man in the next round of layoffs and literally replaced him with a negress who had zero experience in ttrpg design.
2.5e foreva
>>535924088>Out of touch Boomer thinks he can tell people what to do with their life.I live in the city with no access to hunting or fishing. >"You are going to die alone"And your family is going to pick your corpse of your ill gotten wealth, boomer. Oh they say they love you, but the second you croak they will fight over your money.
>>535924676(((Kyle Brink)))
>>535924676Reminds me. What Mike Mearls had to say about his time developing + playtesting 5e is interesting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzdzZZpannY
>>535924737gonna be really funny when my son finds out all his inheritance will be going to the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews. i own a major construction company, lets just say he's going to be upset he decided to get anti semetic and curse americas greatest ally
>>535923193>the Emperor had created the first Space Marines>He thinks the emperor created the space Marines and not a woman named Astartes
>>535925225why don't you faggots do something other than game. you're like 35, get a real job loser
>>535925136Okay, I can't tell if you are a serious evangelical, or just saying all the things that pushes pol's buttons.
>>535924676who cares, all this shit is degenerate and gay. you should be starting families and getting married, not doing gay shit like dungeons and fagins or fag hammer
>>535924566you lost trannie
>>535923102you fags have better shit to worry about than degenerate fag shit like comic books and video games. if you are doing ANY of this past 14 its scientifically proven that you are likely to be a fag or pedophile.
>>535922052dildos and dykes has always be for degenerates and satanists. these sickos used to sacrifice pets and babies in the 80s until it started to get cracked down on. i strrongly urge you to step away from this homosexual cult
Black elves just ruin my day and I always hated elves
>>535915709They can't track inventory for shit
>>535924088What if I bow hunt with a trad/primitive bow and wear historic outfits and larp while I do so?What then, nigger?I bet you don't even wear a wool cloak on your /out/ings.
>>535925279>>535925336>>535925428>"You need to feed the system so I can hold onto my wealth longer."I bet you hire illegals to save money, despite saying you are MAGA. At the end of the day it is not about Black or Brown or White to you people. The only color you care about is Green.
>>53592513610/10 boomer post
>>535925585how do you think i got where i am now? nothing is free, faggot.
>>535925683you lost trannie
>>535925110anime is for degenerate fags and gooks, if you are an adult watching this you should be investigated for child porn
>>535924565pathfinder is for faggots too. do manly things like hunt or fish or work on classic cars. video games, comics and any sort of faggy play pretend bullshit is for homosexuals and satanists. trump did not create a modern golden age and kickstart American manufacturing so you faggots can sit around playing video games and wearing dresses
>>535927952>Admits to being a hypocrite.
>>535921206>personal issuesfucking trannie i bet
>>535920906i bet you suck dick too, fucking faggot
>>535920010all gay fag shit that grown men should not do
>>535928187I am convinced you are a troll that is just here to start shit.
>>535918305dykes and dragqueens is for satanists and faggots. you lost tranny, get a job
>>535925585...Aren't you jsut whining you can't feed the system through your selected outlet anymore?You thought you weren't feeding the system for 3.0, 3.5, 4?
Indian truck driver and suicide tranny classes are OP.
>>535928373Who said I ever gave TSR money? I can just get the rules from other people.
>>535914783Mostly likely a rage post but if not I want you know you not leaving trpgs, video games alone and your attempts to destroy tt army games and anime/manga has played a massive part of why I would now make Hitler blush.
>>535919749>>535920225Interesting. It's probably because I grew up playing 3.5 that I really enjoyed the selection of classes and items and spells, but you guys are saying you preferred I guess the actual combat strategizing more?Do you think there's room for keeping some of the more modern stuff while having a RETVRN to tradition?
>>535915360What political about not wanting to interact with farm equipment?
>>535928244im convinced you're a faggot gamer jerking off to troons
>>535915296>the endgame is now collecting costumes and playing animal crossing/housing.this sounds like its probably what the faggots who still play WoW mostly would want
>>535929427>Boomer is seething his world is collapsing around him.Your son is a gamer, isn't he?
>>535914783I’m so tired of people who have never played dungeons and dragons complaining about it.What even is your life that this is how you spend your time and direct your emotions?I ask that, and this is the important part, because I LITERALLY pretend to be a magical dwarf for fun and even I think you are crazy.
>>535919541They should at least a bit. It was all of YOU who let them take over the fandoms where all it would have taken was to call them faggots on sight and never stop
>>535929619>You should be afraid of themWell I'm not. They won't do shit.
>>535925336Marry who? A woman? Hahahahah no thanks
>>535927952Enjoy the eternal hellfire
