>be me>5’6>lie on tinder im 6’0>get date>2 weeks later i meet the girl>she is already icky but i act dumb>act mroe dumb around her and shes mentally dying.>lie about money>i asked her if shes “mooo moo”, shes starting to get creeped outWell /pol. Seems like lying paid off, why are men afraid to lie about their heights on apps when even the woman wont “the One” to begin with.
>>535916191bump
Ok keep us posted
This thread fucking socks. OP is barely intelligible and made almost no effort to connect dating to politics even though there's plenty of overlap between the two.Is it possible to use a dating app in 2026 and retain your dignity?
>>535917244Welp, why won’t any man do it? You might get shamed for it but its 2026 men get shamed everyday so whatever.
>>535917302Sucks*. Also I mainly women irl, just thought since dating apps are “easier” to tap on I thought why not.
I actually lie and say and I'm shorter than I am.
>>535916191>i asked her if shes “mooo moo”what?
>>535916191Did ya smash?
>>535917719>easierUntil some insane woman adds you to the tea app
>>535916191435375
>>535916191Is it incel day on /pol/ or something?
This isn't political. Incase you are wondering if lying in order to get laid is something new and that the kikes may have something to do with your inability to get laid, the story about Aladdin in 1001 arabian nights is literally about a poor loser getting a genie to help him pretend he's more hot and rich than he actually is. One of the most common types of magic from classic antiquity straight to the middle ages is all about making someone fall in love with you who doesn't in actuality.
>>535916191I don't understand what you're saying, you might be severely autistic. The low functioning kind.
>>535916191Can you use White peoples superior units of measurement thanks
>>535916191I lie about height all the time. I'm 5'9 but say I'm 6 feet. They honestly don't care because you find out their pics are altered and they have gray hair and mad wrinkles.
>>535920820sounds lamebuilding up something on lies and illusions screams for an abusive relationship down the line
>>535916191Bro, being serious for a second. If a woman so vapid she can't see past your height she's not worth your time anyway. So just be honest, respect yourself, chad
>>535921075I will be happy to translate them for you.
>>535921316go ahead then mister
Duuuude, grills literally bleed out chunks of their own uterine lining whilst parping out an absolutely fatal mix of solid and liquid poop at the SAME TIME.Their faces are covered in petrochemicals and their bodies smell like artificial air. It's only biology that blinds is to how unhygienic they are. Biology JEWS us. Who hear has ever just developed a random dick infection? Women get ALL KINDS of vaginal infections for the most minor of reasons. Men won't ever produce a smell quite as bad as bacterial vaginosis...It's an unfortunate fact that we're God to turn of the filter that has us ignoring all this, the world will instantly become a better place whilst simultaneously seeing birth rates plummet to levels that would see us go extinct. Merely lying to these creatures is nothing.
>>5359210752cm taller than the average Portuguese 19 year old
>>535918832Crazy. What they never taught you that at learing centre?
