There are Russians DYING this very moment and you are LAUGHING, /pol/!Shame on you! It's not funny, OKAY?!?!
>>535925089That's a russian?
I live in the West Side Commie Block on W. 81st Street on the 23rd floor. My name is Anya Vodkanoff Borisivanvladimiranov. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning I’ll typically do some warmup squats. I can do a thousand now. Afterward I’ll shave using a genuine knockoff Gillette electric razor, which is superior since I don’t have to use harsh lather or blades against my skin, which causes wrinkles on the skin and makes you look older. I always shave one time with three different settings to avoid unevenness because the electricity sometimes cuts off while I’m shaving.In the shower, if the water turns on, I use a genuine synthetic sponge loofah on my feet, hands, and body. Then a neutral unscented goat milk that I steal from Babushka every Sunday while she’s at Orthodox mass, and on the face an exfoliating grey market Kazakhstani tea cleanser with a splash of cold water that I melt down from snow in the kitchen (which is also the bathroom) to help close the pores. Afterward, I always pat myself dry using the towel and never rub, because rubbing makes your skin rough which makes you look older, and because the towel only gets washed every month. Then I gently apply an initial layer of Svetlana’s Magic Smooth moisturizer made in China, which I leave on for five minutes while I prepare my morning vodka and barley protein smoothie with kefir. I like to sip my smoothie while I squat on my porch and keep watch for western spies.Afterward, I use a cold can of peas under my eyes that I leave in the refrigerator the night before, and on the forehead I apply a potato balm with a disposable lint-free cotton pad special ordered from Temu, because using your fingers exacerbates wrinkles, which makes you look older. Finally I use an SPF 10 Georgian zinc moisturizing lotion on the nose and t-zone, since sunlight can dry out the skin and cause wrinkles, which makes you look older.
>>535925810Yes
>>535926146>>535925089>>535926104Whiter than muttmerica and Japan btw
>>535928489>monkeyzilian flagkek
>>535929310He looks like the gnomes from Artemis Fowl
>>535925810Nope. Russias don't look lile this. Russians are 100% white nordic phenotype.
>>535928489huahuehuahuehuahue
>>535929640>muh no true russian fallacy
Dunmer physiognomy
>>535930232All three of those HUEapes would consider themselves white in brazil lol
