>Golden Age Activated.
Renounce Stolas, accept Jesus Christ as the Savior of your eternal soul and STOP FUCKING DRINKING. TARL.
>>535927572The poster child of why satanism is life-ruining
>>535927572The Republicans are the insane clown party
>>535927572Honestly, all of them have become hypocrites that are stunlocked in 2016.If you are still a Trump dick rider, you are in a cult.
>>535929260>The Republicans are insane clownsNigga, the left is the exact same at this point just more incompetent.Or can you not remember 3 years ago?
>>535927965>Stolas
>>535929798No, the Republicans are the stupid and evil party. The Democrats are merely evil.
Demon cloaca obsessed mfer
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>>535929798yea that sucked shit too but it aint 3 years ago anymore. were trying to talk about the current admin. put the meth pipe down and try to keep up, billy bob.
>>535927572anyone that ever unironically watched this guy is as pathetic as he was
>>535929860Is this from the anticat channel?
>>535927572fool
>>535927965He made a bargain
>>535927572Aren't most washed-up celebs already MAGA? I don't think Rob Schneider, Kevin Sorbo, and Kid Rock are really making waves in the zeitgeist...
>>535927572Is dentistry also a scam?
>>535927572Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>535927572That's right. Now buy the PROTEIN doritios, stupid goy.
Turn yourself in, Styx You're only making this harder for yourself
Styx is now an opium addict? His political commentary never made much sense.
>>535937507There's no way he can afford an opiate addiction He's drinking Goodnoff vodka, and even then he's having to grift on his current slampig's dead cat to fund the booze
>>535937626Good point, he looks like an opium addict though id say.
>>535937693>opium addict Opium by itself isn't super addictive. It feels kind of like a heavy indica weed strain. It also smells really good (opposed to weed, which smells like farts). You can try it and you won't go through severe withdrawal.I think you mean opiate/opioid addict. Heroin or fentanyl are much stronger than opium and you will get addicted almost immediately after trying it.
>>535927572I don't understand story on why he thinks stolas came to him as a toddler and told him to follow him. Why would a demon appear to a child who is just barely coming into consciousness? Has he ever said anything about his parents or family having any involvement in occult practices?
>>535937983Opium is a broad term for OPIATES Mr Yamamoto. No im not going to use opiates you fucking degenerate nigger.
>>535938284An opium addict is someone who specifically ingests or smokes raw opium. People don't really do this anymore.You are confusing it with opioid addict, which is what most junkies today are. If you are ever in Northern Thailand or Laos, you can try raw opium. It's really not addictive, I promise. Smoke it, get a cozy bed, relax for the night, and you'll forget about it the next day.
