You ARE playing golf and not just hiding in safe spaces, right Anon?
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>>535939025A golf course is a waste of a nice rifle range.
Golf is such a gay boomer sport
>>535939025The golf course is a safe space for hedge fund managers named Chet where they can joke about niggers and beaners without worrying about the opinions of women (women, am I right, guys?)
>the golf course taught me everything i know about holesWhat holes he means?
>>535939025Bro went for less than 18 holes in college? Way to self report
>>535939369If you don't have the coordination to drive a ball straight or the basic social status to walk onto a green, just say that.
>>535939025Baby discovered his first sport Why do we let people with zero life experience post anything on social media
>>535939025>unlike trannies, I get to play with my balls all daywhat a weird thing to admit
>>535939493Golf is the watch collecting of sports, and it's telling there is such a big crossover of those two crowdsInsufferable climber status signaling faggots
Just passing through.
>>535939025Trustfund downie preaching to you about "results." Lol. Lmao, even.
>Brylynne HollyhandHoly shit what a faggot name. This kid is a gay leftist pretending to be conservative to troll, right?
>>535939697>This kid is a gay leftist pretending to be conservative to troll, right?trolling for bussy
>no windmills>no anthillsGo play real man's golf you little bitch.
>>535939025>he says this from the comfort of his gated communityNo wonder the wealthy are despised.
>>535939025I swear zoomers can't touch anything without making it gay as shit
>>535939369What sports are pol approved
He's right though>Wooooaaahhh darn I missed my putt Mr Henderson, you really are a better player than me>That's right bucko, meet me in the showers and we'll talk about that new promotion"golf" is just rich people's fancy way of having gay sex and nepotism, often at the same time.
golf is comfy but i so despise being observed that i can never relax enough to git gud at it
>>535939025I could kill this fag with one hand
>>535940284>Hunting >Fishing>Canoe / kayakBasically any sport that's actually real and not gay simulated activities. For hunting you're doing the thing that sports are a simulation of, killing. Same with fishing. Canoe / kayak you're riding wide open stretches of unclaimed water but you're not in some faggot boomer boat where you just do an alcoholism.
>>535939025I like this guywhen the dust settles and Fuentes is proven to a Fed Hollyhand is going to be so vindictied. He has a good head on his shoulders and good manners, Bright future for a bright kid.
>>535939025What a fag. Are all republicans closet cases?
>>535939025You can trigger these guys by telling them that disc golf is essentially the same thing.
>>535940610it is tho
>>535939025Why is he sticking his tits out and arching his back. Fucking whore!
>>535939025The golf course is a massive safe space you goober
>>535940386Golf isn't about the athleticism imo. that's why you get a bunch of old guys who are still able to participate. Obviously as any other sport, it helps to be fit, but for a casual play that is not required. the point mostly is to learn to calm your nerves and execute a plan and to adapt the plan to the failed previous executions. it teaches you to keep it under control. similarly how you can learn control, timing, patience from hunting. also its a bonding experience where you're spending 4+ hrs with someone while doing something challenging. it's not a surprise why it is so good for networking t. guy with golf clubs and hunting rifles
>>535939025call of duty does the same and i don't need to pay 15k entry fee plus 5k comp every year.
>tfw golf rumors is actually legit
>>535940878He's a queer and hangs around the club house prowling for cock
>>535939025Fascinating.It's like a cromagnon retard came out of his cave and spouted the same nonsense he read on twitter just minutes prior, but connects it with golf somehow in an effort to appear wise.Like a trained monkey with a bowler hat begging for peanuts. Miggers are fascinating indeed, we should keep them in cages and experiment on them.
>>535939493Sorry, I can't take a "sport" with 0 athleticism required seriously. If I wanted an intellectually fulfilling hobby it wouldn't be golf either. Only tryhard status copers like golf lol
>>535939369>sportYou probably burn more calories playing chess than golf.
>>535939025Surely this is a parody account.
>>535940562No. Some, like Dave Rubin, are openly gay.
>>535939025golf is fun
>>535939025Gay guy
>>535939025>You ARE playing golf and not just hiding in safe spaces, right Anon?Golf is for faggots.
Holy fucking seethe>waaa im too poor>waaa its too hardWhat disgusting brown hands filled this gayass thread. You fags are pathetic. Golf is one of the few things left to guys that hasnt been corrupted and gives you something to do when duck hunting is out of season. Weak fucking wrist blue collar trash.Our club has zero blacks. Zero jews. Zero browns. Its all successful white people. I really shouldnt be surprised that you thirdies seethe so much over this. But I’ll keep getting served by my favorite ancient housenegro while you fags work the iron mills or warehouses or whatever the fuck the poor do
>>535939025This nigga gardens uphill.
>>535939025I learned a lot about life with just 4 holes
>>535941774Sounds like someone is a little too fat to have the cardio for real sports.
>>535939025I like golf and I like golf courses. What I don't like are the golfers.
>>535939025I love playing golf.
>>535939025>golf club>No safe space How can it no be a safe space when there are literally no niggers, poopjeet, poor people or goyims around
>>535939369it's far older than boomers or any generation that has a name. a pillar of western culture. and it's one of the best televised sports, it's sort of like watching a painter work.
>>535939025That kid is shaped like such a faggot. I know im not supposed to hate the Hollister crowds but goddamnit puke do you know what a dumbell looks like? The white man is a muscular unkillable son of a bitch.
>>535939697SEC region right wing idiots give their kids profoundly stupid names
>>535942255Boomers ruined golf like everything else they touched. Kikes and niggers used to be banned from every major club in North America.
>>535939660Now you're gonna die in that stupid little hat
>>535939025How can have a name like Brilyn and not suck dick
>>535939025what type of body shape is that mong.
>>535939025I don't have $120 to blow to jack off with old faggots and buy $15 beers.
>>535939025>life is golfno, chess is the far better analogyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJxRsA7e2bw&ra=m
>>535939025are they still pushing this faggot?
>>535939439Man holes
>>535939369>Golf is such a gay boomer sport>Meanwhile, Zoomer "e-sports"
>>535939025what a fag,
>>535940562this fucking faggot.the worst.
>>535939025>no safe spaceThis faggot would have been dismembered in most eras
>>53593902518 holes taught him that his favorite one is picrel
>>535943241Those shorts of his are manhole covers
i've never shot a round of golfi don't really care to
>>535939866lel
Safe spaces and mocking them was all the rave in 2016. This faget was 10 years old (literally).
>>535939025if you ever see me on a golf course you better run faggot cuz I'm playing through.
>>535939025Disc golf > Golf
>>535939025lordosis
