>"Dark" God of the Cimmerians>Crom hates being worshiped, he punish any priest, altar or ritual you made in his name>The only way to worship Crom is to beat impossible odds against you, showing you are worthy of being called his son>No one ask Crom for anything, because Crom gave you everything you need at the moment of birth by making you a Cimmeriankinda badass, how can Jesus compete against him?
by being real
>>535941859>be being realheh
>>535941266>>535941859Isn't Omri the earliest archaeologically attested Israelite king though?Phrygian cap and all.
>>535941266By being stronger. Duh.
I cant find my Conan memes
>Eru Ilúvatar the One God>his "archangels" are so powerful that they are treated as lesser, gods in their own right>his angels are fucking sick ass wizards that go around the world saving people and going down in legend>is also the god of the bible, as Middle Earth is actually just ancient Earth before magic left the worldUm, bros, why aren't we praising him?
>>535942383Is he the Creator?
>>535942517He created the Ainur and conducted them in the song that created the world. This is all real, this all happened, Tolkien actually believed this and it was revealed to him in a prophecy.
nothing beats the og
>>535942654>Warhammer OGConan the barbarian is older.Sword and sorcery i think is a better genre personally.
>>535942636You forgot the part where he created Sauron before all of that.
>>535942763Sauron is one of the ainur, specifically a maiar, like Gandalf and Radagast and the Blue Wizards and Saruman. Morgoth and Sauron are known as Lucifer and Satan in modern times.
>>535941266>beat impossible odds>gave you everything you needRight.
>>535942865Sauron is literally the first "Let there be Light" moment.
Just like how Alduin is the first creation of Akatosh.
>>535941266Wow ! Didn't know that