cyclists are rising up
>>535945451Imagine how moist she got there
>>535945451>cyclechad beats dumb femoidWhy am I supposed to hate cyclists again?
i see more and more faggots riding their tiny bicycles in their lycra combis nowadaysme i do mountain bike and of course i hate carfags
>>535945622and i see more and more chicks riding gravel or mtbs like me during commute, maybe once i man up enough i'll ask one out
>>535945930their buttholes probably smell like hell after their little ride out with the manager's sperm leaking out on the seat
>>535945451>having an almost even fight with a womanOh, no.
>>535946010first one i saw this spring had a very nice ass with black tight yoga pants on, and since it had rained a few mins ago there was mud all over the butt like she shit herself
>>535945930Tfw no cyclist gf. Maybe I need my own brand for me to get them?
>>535946056How was Giro d'Italia received?
>>535945451>Guy beats up a woman, AND pulls her hair.baka.
>>535946056it was diarrhea from her lunch at Happy krasno selo>>535946105bad, we all booed it and launched tomatoes to the race, we dont want any pride parade here
>>535945451Average lesbian couple.webm
>>535946105no idea since im not interested in it as a sportid love a gf to ride around with in the neighborhood tho
>>535945585>femoid making cyclist seethe to the point of goin full niggerWhy would you hate femoids again?
>>535946269riding in the neighborhood?when you can just go to the mountain?brat
>>535946359its always like that with carfagsthey try to kill you and then act like nothing happened at the red light
>>535946010Your mother’s, yours, probably smell like roses.
>>535946381kusno mi e za planini shte vzema da umra predi da sum stignal do tam
>>535946381>Claims he "rides" a bike >It's got an electric motor that does all the work for him Pick one
>>535946523>he expends his own energy like a thermodynamic cuck
>>535945451BIKECELS RISE UP! I bet that cunt didn't see that eco-friendly ass whopping coming lol
>>535945451>cyclists
>>535946523THIS.LMAO
>>535946589>t.big lad
>>535946359Lucky guy, always wanted to do this to random girls.
>>535946523>>535946633Car boomers don't move at all. You're too fat to even get on a bike. I can hear pig grunting noises and air escaping your fat folds when you laugh.
>>535946523just say you can't afford one brokieoh sorry you dont even have mountains in your island
>>535945622Based mountain bike chad the whole earth is pretty much our playground, sissyroads can't even fathom our power level
>>535946798they are sissies yesimagine having to sniff car exhausts kek
>>535945451>Brutally beating foidsB A S E DASED
>>535946204that is a dude they shaved their lags (yes check if you think otherwise) hence such performance
>>535946882>shaved**they shavenot big if true because it is indeed true
>>535946798You fight gravel. We fight chrome and steel. We are not the same.
>>535946722>>535946723>t.e-cucks who can't ride up a 6% hill for more than .5km without gasping for air.
>>535946178Tbh would have instinctively jumped in to help the woman as sex haver chance plus the hair pulling
>>535946940i climb 12% hills on 4-5km on eco mode, which doesnt change anything compared to a real mtb bike because its literally 24kg such hill does not even exist in your stupid country, dont try to imagine the pleasure it is to ride here
>>535946940You didn't say anything new, carboomer. You already said that. Did the fat advance all the way to your brain now? You can't even get into your car seat without gasping for air lol
People are constantly on their phones while operating a two ton vehicle>What could go wrong?
>>535945451I hate women so much webms of them suffering or getting beaten give me great pleasure.
>>535945451Its over for female beta cucks
>>535947060Women begging not to get beated to a pulp give me a hard.
>>535946977>Classic delusional e-cuckTop kek. The bike is doing literally all the work for you and you've actually deluded yourself to think that you could do it without an electric motor, bizarre levels of delusion.>>535946983>Seething this hard because you need an electric motor to do exercise for youKek.
>>535946722>Thinks he’s a champion, if not the only one.You’re absolutely wrong, electricuckito
>>535946922The only thing you're fighting is insulin resistance tubby.
>>535945451based chad giving an uppity foid a lesson
>>535945451Fighting women is exactly what I would expect from bikefags
>>535946523Wait so a man on a motorcycle isn't "riding" his bike? What term are we supposed to be using? This is all news to me.
>>535946405cuclist who drive on the road are just trying to kill themselves
>>535947224i was climbing the exact same hills with my 300 euros orbea last year
>>535947345Absolutely. He's the pussy. Shame on him. He deserves jail. People doing nothing!! Shame on them.
>>535946381e-biking is pathetic. Your legs don't work bruv?
>>535945528lol,few understand
>>535947652using a cellphone is pathetic, your voice dont work bruv?brokie
>>535946105Pogacar is a doped cheater
>>535947825they are all doped lol
>>535945451>cyclefag has to beat up on a womanlol that fucking faggot wouldn't dare even raise his voice to a man
>>535947900on a man no but on a leaf for sure he would
>>535947679Look, I understand man, but try a real bike someday. You'll appreciate the lower weight and proper workout you can get. eBikes are for cucks who only want to do the descents and need to cheat uphills. They keep you weak and are useless heavy ass bricks when the battery dies out after 30 or 40km tops. On a real bike you can easilly do 100-200km rides with nothing but carbs and water.
>>535946940>t.obese retard who has to butter up to get through the door of his tiny little eurocuck podcar
>>535947920[x]Most of those lycrafags have about as much guts as the average pajeet, I outrun them on a standard MTB all the time despite their gay spandex suits and "gayrodynamic" helmets. >none
>>535947939poor man you dont know anything about ebikes and climbing hills at allkys macako
>>535946691why you faggot?no pleasure, joy or satisfaction in beating a weaker person which all women areyour life must really suck or something
>>535946798Your power ends where the plains begin
>>535948011Look, eBikes are only acceptable for really fat or really old people. Hope you're not either of those
>>535945451>Hitting a girl in a gay little spandex suitI have a boiling visceral hatred against these disgusting faggotsKill al cyclists. TCD NOW.
>>535948061>plains>bulgariakys ahmed dupont sissoko
>>535948218You are such a narcissic faggot. I didn't even Youed you.
>>535948247you speak about mountain bikinghappy eid al kiri by the way mister mbappu
>>535945451based
>>535945451That woman look like she is not white. Based cyclist.
>>535945451The twingo in the foreground, the bumbling boomers all around cluelessly, the mystery meat uber eats driver, the faggy muslim at the end, the wrath of the cyclist. Kino.
>>535948048the least delusional burger
>>535945451Fucking pushing and shovingSo cringeJust fucking sock her
>>535949385Blows to the head, bravo!He wanted so badly to fight just once in his life.That fucking bastard.
>>535945451Is it better with sound? If so, post that somewhere, faggot.
>>535945528Probably went home and blasted her holes all day
>>535945451>woman drivingI hate cyclists, but this dude is clearly in the right
>>535948321id have actual respect for somebody like that who views driving a car as a point of weakness because it dosent rely on his own strength.
>>535946359I don't have women, but it's obvious to any man that they shouldn't be allowed to drive. Most men can't even drive properly and our brains are much more suited to the task.
>>535947216Okay monkey man
>>535945451Lol I wish they would,
>>535945451You wanna find out bucko?
>>535945930Mountain bikes are lifted trucks for bike fags.You gonna go "ROLL SOME GRAVEL"? LMAO
>>535945451Pristine cyclistics
