ELON BROS, NOOOOOOOOOO
>Hasan Piker>Ashley St. Clairthey look like they could be cousins desuWhat causes this?
Who gives a shit? She was a grifting whore long before she met Elon. And she'll continue act that way. Also not politics.
>>535961562Did Hasan get pegged or something. Why is this garage news anons?
>>535961562
>>535962334they're both turkic mongols
>>535961562>Hasan Piker devours sloppy secondsOkay
>>535961562Wide eyes+ narrow eyes=
>>535961562>Couldn't get the Edong<Sold her pussy to the cowardly hypocritical animal abuser living in his daddy's guest home
>>535961562>>535961562>>535961562>>535961562I FUCKING LOVE ECELEB GOSSIP
>>535961562>Hasan>straight sexcap
Am I supposed to think elon cares about his ex wives?
>>535962334>they look like they could be cousinsWouldn't we be able to say the same thing about an ethnostate?>hey, that blonde bimbo looks like one of my cousins
>>535962575Lmao could really not have said it better
>>535961562Ok but who was the top
>>535962414If youre asking why its presented and shaped like "news" its because its called 'clickbait' and its existed for decades
Literally magazine tabloid-tier gossip, but /pol/ bots will gobble up this "political" goodness. Thanks Moot. Thanks gookmoot. Thanks International Jewry. Thanks mods. Thanks spirit of 1776.
>>535961562She's gotta be careful, you know what hassan does with bitches
>>535962986Honorary chink
>>535961562Every "conservative" e-girl is a mentally ill degenerate roastie lmao
>>535961562imagine saying you hate some rich guy so much and then going and slurping his dried cum from his ex's ravaged pussy, and helping raise his spawn tooway to go hassan you two faced communist nigger, you sure shown him and everyone else too
>>535961562I love this guy. He fucked Musk's baby mama, and he names the Jews. How based can this guy get? Zionists are seething right now.
>>535961562she gotta peg them all, right?
>>535961562>>>/b/
>>535961562She looks like a basic e-slut with makeup, imagine what she looks like without it. Elon spooged in a tube instead of her pussy, so she must be especially vile.
>>535963181she's looking more and more jewish as she ages, lolalso, hilariously, reminder that she's jessu's YOUNGER sister, lmao
>>535961562Boy, she'll fuck anyone famous these days, the little whore she is.
>>535963181She always had an ugly smug jewish witch face, very similar to Jordan Petersons wife. The dyed blonde hair and her youth carried her hard. Now she’s just another walled mudshark.
>>535961562Looked it up, lmao.Musks sloppy seconds
>>535963181Murdock Murdock predicted this
>>535962334Fsggotry and Judaism.
>>535961562Another turkroach will be born and the naive white left will be cheering for their own replacement,cheering for the supposed "destroying the rich" preached by a multi-millionaire turkroach who hates them.voting rights among women, "citizen" of foreign ancestry and weak white men who refuse military training is what leads to this.
>>535961562STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, TWO ADULTS HAD *checks notes* *gasps* SEX! SEX!! SEEXXX!!! THIS IS NEWSWORTHY!!!!
>>535961562>thinking their publicists don’t just make up shit like this all the timeAlso, who gives a fuck?
>>535962373This. She always been a clout chasing slut.
i wish id had sex recently it’s been like a year, and it was a year before that time tooi miss it.
Who the fuck cares?
>>535961562Friendly reminder, that influencers appearance is mostly fake, you wouldn't recognize her on the street - even in full makeup.
>>535962373Source?
>>535961562Peepee vagina?! WowowI sure am glad I'm an inner city socialist so I can get bombarded with peepee vagina
>>535961562PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS JEW TABLOID SHIT THANKS
>>535961562>yenta whore got passed around among other e-celebsImagine my shlock.
>>535961562Why would Elon be unhappy? Your ex leading a bad life feels good. Whats next, she gets aids?
>>535964986Looks like she is going to torta mode soon
>>535966201>How HIV saved my second marriage
>>535961562We should ask Hasan what Elon's crusty sperm tastes like.
>>535961562Why don't they post a list with the few men who hasn't banged her yetWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!I know, i know, I'm leaving already
>>535962532why she not wearing a hijab then, at the least? does she hate her own culture?
>>535961562i am sure the list of men that has had sex with her is like that scroll in the cartoons that unrolls into the next galaxy
>>535961562Hasan is gay, this is fake
>>535961562she got elon's sloppy seconds
>>535966627if only that were true
>>535961562um hasansisters isnt sex outside marriage haram? is hasan gonna burn in hell forever??
>>535961562It's OK. That subpeona will make everything alright again.
>>535961562Cuck. It's 2026, come on.
>>535964986she does her full make up on camera and she rants
>>535961562>Fucking nonvirgin women
>>535961562Based
Hasan is so fuckin hot
Could you even imagine how fucked elon and ashleys kid will be?>inb4 she baby trapped hasan
is this news?
>>535963181Its crazy she had sex with Steven Bonelli
>>535963181her DJ sister is really a cutie
>>535961562Thats a jew
>>535961562>Two shitskins fucked>No Elon, No
>>535961562Who? KEK
>>535961562WHo?
>>535961562>celeb xitterLiterally who?
bitch is a fugly jewish mudshark single mom lol. perfect avatar for the left
>>535963181Yea but you retarded coomers platformed them in the first place
>>535962373Why do you think Hasan is suddenly being investigated as a foreign agent? Someone is very salty and possessive desu
i'm not a loremaster but i am pretty sure hasanny has confirmed steroid and finasteride. and he's nearing 40. bro's dick don't work.
>>535961562serious eceleb question, does he actually have a one sided open relationship with valkyrae, or does she also fuck other guys
>>535961562She's a jew. Turks and Jews belong together
>>535961562All female influencers are whores, doesn't matter if she was LARPing as a right-winger, women in general can't really comprehend deep concepts, they either absorb the ideology of whoever is fucking them or the opposite of that ideology after they get fucked over. Letting them vote was asking for the death of our civilization.
>>535962575>Sloppy secondsMore like sloppy hundredths
>>535963698BRVTAL MOG
>>535962334genetic attraction
>>535963181>Every "conservative" e-girl is a mentally ill degenerate roastie lmao
>>535961562No they didn't Hasan is gay
>>535961562Very political post
>>535961562Hasan mogs Elon so not a surprise. She looked like she was into him while they were on stream together
>>535970033man what an embarrassing photo
Breaking News: Turkish man pays Jewish whore for sex
>>535961562They probably did lol she was looking at him the whole interview with lustful eyes
>>535961562>reportedly had sexWTF does this even mean?>sources say...>according to sources close to...>sources familiar with (whoever/whatever) way of thinking...How do read shit like this and eat it up everyday? Confirmation bias is a helluva drug.
>>535961562Nigga he’s slurping up the sloppy seconds of a billionaire just like Don Jr. was
>>535961562I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Utsuro nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0R4Ho6XFfw
>>535970255*how do people
>>535961562>BREAKING!!! BREAKING!!! BREAKING!!!!>TWO LITERAL WHOS HAD SEX>JOIN US IN THE EXPERT ROUND TALK ABOUT THE RAMIFICATIONS OF TWO RETARDS HAVING SEXshut the fuck up, get out of here you absolute nigger
>>535961562Since when was getting sloppy seconds cool? Are zoomers really this retarded? If a jewel theif dropped an empty bag I would not brag about taking it.
>>535970263Most women these days are sloppy seconds, virgin.
>>535962414yes. he was training to get zutted.
>>535961562Is Hasan bisexual? I thought he was just gay.
>>535962575elon did not have sex with her she became pregnant in vitro
>>535961562The amount of semen jammed in this woman threatens to collapse into a black hole
>6ft5 turkish ball of testosterone >is actually a whiny bitch democratewhat causes this? it's like ron perlman, how can you be so manly and drift to the left?
>>535961562I bet that tranny wrecked Hasan's asshole
>>535973601Someone else assuredly has
>>535974183He isnt a lefty, he is a psychopath who sees himself as a communist elite. If he got his will he would be wearing Cartier jewelry while you slave away in the fields. Plowing old bags and used up women is simply currently the entry fee for that ideology.
>>535961562>Man who's entire identity is looks can only get sex by paying at a brothel or Elon Musk's sloppy secondsMan. That bad?
>>535961562well obviously duh
>>535961562>whore had sexwater is wet
I know business owners richer than him doing less frivelous spending.
>>535961562not in the way you're thinking
>>535974518Lmao the Champagne Socialist
no shot. hasan is dating valkyrae
>>535961562THANKS FOR THE SCREENCAP OF A TWITTER POST ABOUT AN ALLEGED REPORT ABOUT LE SEX HAVERS.KEEP IT COMING, BRO. THIS IS WHAT I COME HERE FOR.
>>535968566truebut jessu isn't a dj, thoughshe's an escort girl, or maybe a sugar baby, at best (for all it changes)now and again, she's older than lauren, and that will never stop being so fucking funny
>>535961562Nick holed her first. Elon got his sloppy seconds.
>>535963181>>535961562this is the same as the Lauren Southern, Destiny thing.it simply didn't happen and in fact these people hate each other. but /pol/ continues to pedal these myths with no evidence.
>>535961562thanks OPwhat a great thread!a real treat
>>535974472it would take much longer, actuallythey have to eat and sleep, during all those yearsand since they'll get bored, they'll end up having to feed fatt cunts and their broods tooactually, they may well die before being able of affording the dog tormenter's tacky glasses
>>535974754> Nick not being gayNickers you are delusional
>>535975008maybe he took her by the pooper
>>535974624hasan is gay, she's his beard
>>535962986Made me lol.
>>535974754Unless she was secretly packing a huge sloppy 7 inch cock, the idea of Nick having sex with her is ludicrous
>>535966739No it is. Straight men don't talk like fags, paint their nails, wear pearl necklaces and get fucked by their dog.
Am I supposed to know who these people are? Buy an ad? Seek help kiddos. Your pathetic brains are melted by swiping through too many tik toks. And obviously Twitter too. Imagine using Twitter as a grown ass adult. This was made for kids to share what they are eating without having to create a myspace profile. Now its all grown ass low IQ clowns rage baiting each other. What a fucking life. You get one life here and you went with twitter and tiktok celebs. Cute, and dick snipped cattle.
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>>535974518Right wing tards thinking: Socialism means everybody has to be equally poor.Even though i had to lul a bit.
>>535961562>Elon told me he has space lasers changing real time election dataSiiiick blud, bet she can suck my cock through a straw.
>>535961562why is this news?
>>535961562>Whore has sex for attentionThis is news?
>>535961562This is a PR article to distract from the bi rumors like how that lesbian Taylor Swift constantly dates gay dudes so that they can cover for each other.
Men having sex with women is better than men not having sex with women.
>>535977215That poor dog
>>535974521Ashley’s pussy is wet.
>>535961562Me and OPs Momreportedly had sex.
>>535975727>muh fully automated luxury communismshut up you fucking luxemburgist
>>535974776Because agencies like Joint Threat Research Intelligence Group infiltrate far-right communities in order to "disrupt, derail, divide, denigrate, degrade, deceive" (the D-strategy) and "destroy reputations" of "far-right figures and independent creators"--deemed the #1 domestic threat to national security--by seeding false, fabricated and defamatory information across the internet. Tactics include badjacketing, in which the target is regularly smeared as a >"fed, gay, jew, mexican, grifter, gatekeeper, coalburner, catboy, controlled op, transgender, pedo, benzo addict, slut, e-whore, has mutt baby, etc."
