If gambling is the only way to make money now what game is the best? Plinko is a total scam and blackjack always gives me 16 (fuckin rigged dewd), how do I win big? Should i try sports betting instead?
>>535974374That airplane one it's pretty good you just gotta have a fast hand
>>535974374Yes keep gambling until you financially cannot afford to gamble, it's usually around that point when you hit the jackpot
>>535974374>make money>in 2026
>>535974562I know this but what game is the right one to win big
>>535974622Three-card monte, preferably in Harlem
>>535974374online crypto slots have been consistently shown to outperform the S&P500 if you a.) use only the ones that are ready to squirt (you develop a feel for this with experience), b.) resist the urge to quit right before hitting the jackpot (most common mistake novice gamblers make)
>>535974374Suckin off sailors down the docks, $10 for only 3-5 minutes. That's 120 bucks an hour MINIMUM
>>535974591the bossman has made more money before age 30 than many of us will see in his life, and now he is retired in a relaxing complex
>>535974374Have you considered getting a job and saving a portion of every paycheck? If you get a Chime account your savings grows at something ridiculous like 7 percent a year
>>535974591>Not knowing you make money from gambling
>playing casino gamesThat's for idiots. Try horse racing.
polymarket is unironically an easy moneymaker (over the span or a year or so) if you just bet on sure stuff and don't got all in like a retardso many deluded people bet against reality
>>535975161How do i know what horse to bet on?
>>535974374Crypto is the way
>>535974374My cousin's husband gambled away 100k and she divorced him it's pretty funny
>>535975376if he had 101k he wouldve been a millionare
Dumb girls are being tricked into selling their holes on onlyfans and dumb guys are being tricked into going into debt gambling. Both demographics are being tricked into believing these are your only options for making money.
>>535975276this is pretty good. >>535974374also make bets straight up with friends who don’t know as much about sports. if you don’t know much about sports go on a sports book and check for a heavy favorite of a game and try to bet your friends for 50-50 odds. my idiot friend does it all the time even though he’s a regular online sports gambler. he just gets emotional when we drink and i shit talk him. i berate him about his ex and make fun of him and then slip a bet into the conversation and he’ll take it because he’s angry and i’m pissing him off
>>535975376All it takes is for that last dollar to get the winning scratcher and she'll be begging him to come back.
>>535975692>. i berate him about his ex and make fun of him and then slip a bet into the conversation and he’ll take it because he’s angry and i’m pissing him offYou're an absolute piece of shit, and I cannot wait for your kind to be exiled to Bangladesh once more.
>>535974374Gambling expert here. My name is Yoav Casinoberg and I have some advice.First, you need to raise as much capital as possible. The more capital you have, the more money you'll make. I suggest borrowing from banks, lines of credit, max out your credit cards, borrow from friends and family, and if possible, borrow as much as possible from organized crime syndicates. Don't worry, you'll be a millionaire soon.Once you've raised as much capital as possible, take it to your nearest casino, preferably one owned by my LLC, Casinoberg & Associates. Convert every dollar to chips and take those chips straight to the roulette table.Bet every single chip you own on a single number. Not just red or black (terrible payout); a single number. This way, when you inevitably win, you'll receive a payout of 35 times your bet! Think about how much money you'll make!When you win that first round, take all your hard-earned chips and bet them again on a single number (doesn't matter which one). You will then receive another payout of 35 times your bet!Are you excited? You should be. Think about how much money you're about to make.If you take $100K to a Casinoberg & Associates-owned casino, your very first round of roulette will make you a millionaire ($3.5M)! And by the end of the next round you'll have over $120 million dollars! And if you play just one more time, congratulations, you are now a billionaire!
>>535976309If you have the capital, play baccarat
>>535975692>go on a sports book and check for a heavy favorite of a game and try to bet your friends for 50-50 odds. my idiot friend does it all the time even though he’s a regular online sports gambler. he just gets emotional when we drink and i shit talk him. i berate him about his ex and make fun of him and then slip a bet into the conversation and he’ll take it because he’s angry and i’m pissing him offThis is a sound strategy. I share this strategy with my colleagues at the Synagogue all the time. Just make sure the friends you utilize this strategy on aren't of Jewish descent; it doesn't work.
>>535974374>gamblingGambling is for low iq low impulse animals
OH MY GOD
>>535976924>ill clean it up later dad!
>>535976924CASHNADO
>>535976924CASHNADO ALERT!GOYIM TO THE TABLES.I REPEAT.GOYIM TO THE TABLES.CASHNADO ALERT!
>>535975291The one that takes the biggest shit before the race... duh.
>>535974374Gambling is how you make other people piles of money
Poker, obviously
Since like 1990 pretty much all wealth in the United States have been generated in just 5 sectors:1. Finance2. Insurance 3. Real Estate 4. Tech5. Healthcare/PharmaOil and energy is also up there but it fluctuates a lot. And if you look at income data, it tracks with people work in these industries with just two exceptions: 6. Top bucket leadership and professionals esp. in sales across all industries (CEOs, Presidents, top 1% sales people, etc.)7. Top bucket media, entertainment, and sports Gambling is nowhere on the radar for either wealth or income. That means statistically, the expected value income/wealth of gambling is near zero or worse. It’s just more slop to sell to goys that won’t improve their lives in any way like other dopaminergic products. Thinking gambling is going to make your rich is like buying a motorcycle and thinking it’s going to make you rich. So if you want financial security you have options like being a teacher, being a soldier, or working in one of the industries mentioned above with the exception of tech since that bubble is popping. But if you want an actually high income or real wealth, you have no choice but to be a top bucket professional, entrepreneur, eCeleb, or heavily invested in financial products and/or real estate. Everyone else is middle class or lower and is living in a state of economic precarity.
>>535977747agreed. Craps too, maybe, but you need to know the person throwing is competent.
>>535974724lotta seamen
>>535974374>>>/biz/> buy high, sell low
>>535974374Gambling is a way to lose money. You can never win. Every video you see of people winning big is sponsored by those same casinos. They have perfected the art of making you throw money at them.
>>535974374If this guy is smart (and out of prison) then he gambles as recklessly as he did previously and then presses the eject button once he hits half a million.
>>535978093A lot of streamers (or i would say almost all of them) play with casino money with endless reloads. You dont need to fake big wins, if you gamble constantly you will hit a big win eventually.
>>535974374Any where you can selectively choose to enter, exit and see the state of all other opponents and see if they publicly support their decision or just stay silent. You probably need to be a top 1% gambler to live off a game like that however!
