https://x.com/OKCFOX/status/2056891911567249623BREAKING NEWS: Democratic Candidate GRAHAM PLATER confessed to masturbation in porta pottys while deployed in Iraq. It's offically OVER for the Democrats
>>535985489The worst part about this is all of the military vets who have confirmed they did it too and this is super common.
>>535985489Well yeah, that’s why they get called jack shacks.
>>535985489So? What's a bit of cum added to a pile of shit.
>>535985489>some faggot admits to what millions of constructer workers already do I genuinely do not give a shit.
>>535985489gross. keep me posted.
>>535985489What happened to don’t ask don’t tell?
Republican attacks against this guy have been absolutely retarded so far. Why can't they just admit that Susan Collins is a bad candidate, and replace her with someone else?
>>535985489who gaf lol
>>535985489imagine smelling poop and thinking its time to cum
>>535985601She's been winning for so long and has beaten people better at this than Platner
>>535985489Elites finding out regular dudes can't afford to go to one of their 32 bathrooms in their mansion to have a fancy wank, pinkies out..
>>535985489>GRAHAM PLATER confessed to masturbation in porta pottys while deployed in Iraq.So his dick works and he's not a fag because he wasn't beating off in the shower with the other guys.
>>535985523You mean to tell me that it's normal to do it in the bunker in front of everyone?
>>535985489I can relate to this. He’s got my vote.
>>535985795In a porta-potty not in front of everybody. That’s probably the only place he had privacy.
>>535985489Is this supposed to make us not like him? He sounds based. What’s his opinion on the evils of the jew? Where does he stand on the extreme anti-White, anti-male hatred in the Democratic Party and what does he plan to do about it?
>>535985601they consider jerking off in the shitter an unforgivable moral failing but worship an orange pedogolem. very odd.
>leddit posterthat's all I had to know
>>535985523>get shipped off against your will to be shredded for globohomo jews only to be replaced by people who hate you>have to watch the mystery meat goblino replacements in your unit fap It’s a good thing at this point that White men have largely stopped signing up. What a degenerate shit heap
>>535985802Same. Sometimes you just gotta rub one out
>>535985893> they consider jerking off in the shitter an unforgivable moral failingYou mean Globohomo media and political jews thought it might be an attack that sticks? Literally no one gives a fuck about this memeflag kike
>>535985675Gays do that all the time.
So? I made a poop swastika in one of them at work today under the hot steamy florida sun
>>535985489Who gives a fuck who hasn't jerked off in a porta potty, work bathroom or any bathroom for that matter?I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
>>535985489>jerks off in a porta pottyOMG YOU'RE A SINNER!!!>Hangs out with pedophiles and then denies knowing themTAKE MY VOTE AND MY MONEY!!
Evidently a lot of dudes ITT who never played beat the heat. I wouldn't go so far as to say you're missing out, but it's a hell of an experience.
>>535985489omg that's almost as bad as being part of and covering up for an elite pedophile cabal
>>535985489only faggots and white collar pussies would attempt to demonise a blokefor having a tac’ wank at work
I live in Maine and this guy is 100% going to win, every lawn has his sign out front
>>535985677No she hasn't. She's only been up against generic establishment Democrats and in the previous eras, was "bipartisan" enough to receive the independent vote and many Democratic votes. That is not going to happen this cycle
>>535985489Was he sitting on it or smelling it?
>>535985489I did that once, the graffiti part sounds like a joke too. They need to get way crazier shit to pass republicans
>>535985489He didn't just admit to it he described in detail how he did it so many times that he developed a pavlovian attraction to the stink an outhouse to the point that he couldnt use one with getting an erection.
>>535986000>against your willYou literally have to volunteer dipshit.There is not a single American in the last 50 years who has been sent to war against their will.Maybe they made a stupid decision to risk their life for free college, but thats not the same thing.Fucking get it right bitch.
>>535985489Hell yeah, spank that monkey
>>535986421You people are insane if you think independents are gonna vote for socialists over literally any republican.You fucked this up in 2024 and its why you got btfo.And no, iran isnt enough to move the scales, thats how shit you are.
>>535985489Half the politicians are diddling kids and it doesnt matter, why would this matter?
>>535985523I'm a GWOT baby and honey buckets were basically the only chance you ever got at any sort of privacy. If he was in theater, I get it. If he was on the jobsite, he should have picked a better location to rub one out.
>>535985601Honestly how much weird shit this dude has been getting has been very jewish feeling to me. Also reminder this dude had a full size Totenkopf tattoo.
>>535985489I was an infantryman and did two tours in Iraq.You will never “out gay” an infantryman.We will break you in the battle of faggots.We were fucking gay as hell but we weren’t so gay that we didn’t need to jerk off.The outhouse was the only spot in that country.T. A guy who knows why the sky is blue.
>>535985489The sitting president was best friends with Epstein. What's your point?
>>535986657>Maybe they made a stupid decision to risk their life for free collegeYou guys need to remember that for every dude in the military thats been shot at there are 100+ that sit around in air conditioned offices and warehouses and don't do shit and really aren't deserving of praise after the fact. Very, very, very few people are out there risking their lives in the American military.
>>535986157I have jacked off at every job I've had since I was 20. It's been 15 years
>>535985489>pedocrat is a gay zogbotabsolutely shocking revelations
Normies finding out about combat jacks.
>>535985489Moral of the story, if you've ever told a joke online using an account - don't run for office.
>>535985489yea so he rubbed one out in a dixie toilet. i couldnt give less of a shit.
>>535985523>fags who've never worked a day of honest labor in their life recoiling in horror when they find out about bog standard blue collar realitieslol, this ain't just a military thing kiddo.
>>535985489why are whites so sick and perverted?
>>535985489Who in the trades or military hasn't?
>>535985489Jesus, can a guy masturbate in peace while in service of his country?He should have grabbed teens by the pussy, then republicans will be OK with it.
>>535987094That's really what it is too, desk jockey faggots having pussy ass sensibilities
>>535985523Well yeah, deployment fucking sucks and the jack shack is the only privacy you get.
>some dude made a joke a long ass time agodamn, huge if true
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>>535986775>You people are insane if you think independents are gonna vote for socialists over literally any republican.hate to break it to you, but bernie sanders is far and away the most popular national figure in that region of the country.>You fucked this up in 2024 and its why you got btfo.there wasn't an anti-establishment, leftist populist on the ballot in 2024. just a corporate democratic, the likes collins can actually defeat.>And no, iran isnt enough to move the scales, thats how shit you are.it's not just iran and the economic fallout. susan collins' whole "appeal" was that she was a republican who would fight to uphold roe and keep her party in check, two things she's objectively failed to deliver on since 2020. you're gonna be shocked on election night and claim it was rigged like you cocksuckers always do when your shitty party gets btfo'd throughout the country
>>535987110I think if you haven't worked jobs that required you to have to piss jug it, you can't run for president.
>omg he jacked off in a portapotty!>omg he eats ribs with a napkin!It's really funny how the GOP is acting like it's still 2000 and these moral attacks are actually damaging to a candidate. It's even funnier how their cult leader is the one responsible for putting candidate standards in the ground. Like, how do you pretend to be aghast at some guy's reddit joke when your president said he'd fuck his own daughter and you're campaigning for a guy who gave a child rapist just 60 days in jail?
>>535985675I usually saved my fap sessions for when they emptied the port-a-johns. To this day I think that fresh urinal cake smell gives me a half chub.
>>535985489if you get in a new one it doesn't smell like shit
>>535985489I hate everyone and everything. Gas them all.
I never jerked off in a Porta Potty. I shit you not. Three combat tours. I would just abuse Mrs Sock at night when it was dark.I am a combat decorated Marine and I do not get this Porta Potty thing. Does it take tremendous self discipline to wait until it is dark to empty your balls ?Is it a night shift thing ? I worked all night so my only option was the fucking Porta Potty at fucking high noon in the desert heat ?Explain it like I am a woodland camos, black leather boots, iron sights on the USMC KD Range in the freezing rain Marine .
>>535987566>I would just abuse Mrs Sock at night when it was dark.Good GOD.
>>535987688What ? Did you empty your balls into the Queens finest linen at high noon ?
>>535985489Ive done it in some odd places, 99% sure I was watched by a FLIR helicopter pilot that rotor washed me for about 30 seconds immediately after nutting in a south chicago rail yard, but not once ever did it cross my mind to take a #3 in a shit baked porta john
>>535985489Um yeah I’m thinkin he’s based (aside from posting on the website that shall not be named of course)
>>535986902Oh that’s because he is. He’s friends with Israelis and he has ties to blackwater.https://www.centralmaine.com/2025/11/28/graham-platner-has-a-blackwater-problem-opinion/
I don't care, still voting Graham Plattner.And if he did all of that it's joe Rogan fault because mushrooms psylocybin make you gay.
>>535985489so it goes from celebrating cutting off dicks and carving out a meat hole that never heals to shaming masturbation?am I getting that right?
>>535988180He has so, so, so many problems and I find it funny that the Republicans STILL put up someone even shittier than him in Texas (Paxton).
>>535985489tell it to your fucking priest asshole!
>>535985523>Crazy stressed test filled dudes in war zone need to get a wank off to stay sane>Somehow this is worse than pedophile satanic cannibals.Conservatives are so fucking cucked, it's unreal.
>>535987202nice selfie gook
relatable!
>>535986588I once fucked old cougars for so many years straight that fat white trash biker bitches in jeans 20 years too tight were literally 10/10 to me. I'd hear a harley ride by, see some far hog on the back, and start getting a hard on. Wtf is your point? Who fucking cares? Aare you upset because he wasn't getting hard at the idea of fucking a child and sacrificing it to some demon god?
>>535988802>N-no you!Keep seething Wumao.
>>535985489BREAKING NEWS!!!!!I also masturbated twice today.
>>535985489Locker room talk.
>>535989241ok gook
>>535985489Enlisted 'muhreen. I guess next thing they will tell about him is the fact that he lived on diet of crayons, glue and jalapeno cheese spread while in 'muhreens.
>>535985523oh my god the tyrannywe should ban jacking off in the military to make the country great again
>>535986157>I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.Yeah, Wigga!t. humpty
the real trick is getting it done before you pass out from the 120 degrees outside, 135 degrees inside heat. hell, even taking a shit is a real danger of heatstroke in the desert.
>>535985489Couldn't they find a slightly more normal candidate ? >le based Nazihe hates white people
>>535986934>You will never “out gay” an infantryman.I have heard rumors of some high speed low drag people called US SODOM that harder gays than infantry.
>penile graffiti What
>>535985489>VeteranIf you were man enough to serve, don't pretend like you didn't jork it in a 140 degree porta john. And the artwork is davinci tier in military porta potties, it's unironically insane that there are people with enough talent to rival the old masters drawing pornography with the tiny sharpie that comes with your tourniquet.
Republicans scandals:>billions of dollars in bribes, kick backs, pay to play>fucking kids>fucking babies>actual fucking pedophile rings>organized crime>killing witnesses in prison>loyalty to foreign elitesDemocrat scandals:>had a copy of playboy when he was 16
>>535990468Maybe keep some information to yourself.
please dont tell me there are faggots pearl clutching about combat jacks
>>535989932>muh gookXi is a tyrant and China will implode as soon as he dies, if not sooner.
>murders brown people for a mercenary company and gets a swastika tattoo to commemorate iti sleep>jacks off in a porta pottyreal shit
>>535985489Whaaat?!? You mean to tell me THIS GUY is a disgusting white trash slob??? I don't believe it!
>>535985523Everyone who has been in the military has wanked in a bathroom stall or porta potty. I've done it a few times myself. It's also a good place to sneak a nap and conversate.
>>535990512No. I went to cobra gold one year, I jerked off in a thai military latrine every day, the ants would swarm and eat the semen off the floor. A male major also died in the female latrines just a couple meters from where I slept every night, cobra gold '23
>>535990468tiny sharpie that comes with tourniquet is there to record the time that tourniquet was applied and other medical details on that likely unconscious patient.
>>535990739You're right, it has a secondary function of drawing dicks on foreign military equipment and a tertiary function of decorating porta johns
>>535985489Holy shit who cares?
>>535990203>Couldn't they find a slightly more normal candidate ?As opposed to the neocon doddering old crow?>he hates white peopleNo he doesn't.
>>535985489>bragging about his shaftmenship and admiring penis artultra based! he has my vote!
How do you even get hard with the smell of shit suffocating you?
>>535985489Smell other people's shit and run one out
>>535990993Hold your breath, it's kinda like autoerotic asphyxiation
>>535985489goes into bathroom to fapOH NOEven as a Conservative we know everyone does this unless they're super purist.its not so much he jerked off its he joked about being a fag and jerking off to stick drawings of other cocksbut its not a crime to be a faggot so this is retarded
>>535985540I had a funny thought of a couple of guys Yelling outside "HEY STOP JACKING IT" and then flip the porta potty on its sidemajor fucking prank. so gross.People are evil I couldn't do this to anyone unless I wanted them dead
>>535991276This would be a story told over drinks with vet bros for decades after the fact. Also you're getting a field grade
>>535990619>Totenkopf tattoo.I support that fact.
>>535985675Ooh rah.
>>535988392I did some research and basically they’re banking on the “4chan left” (aka hardcore Marxists who don’t believe in entryism) to divide the vote. At least that’s what I imagine it to be, because a ton of lefties are in a spat over it.
>>535993739The only Dems I've seen who are not all in on Platner are the Bluesky types. The old "dirtbag left" loves him.
>>535985489>vet admits jokingly to masturbating in a porta potty while on active dutyyeah? so?! you know how many movies and shows reveal those realities?! you really think that will remove him from a ballet box over one that saves the Pedo in Chief?
>>535985523People jerk off... in the bathroom???? I think im gonna be sick...
>>535986157Only disgusting jeets would jerk off in a porta potty. Furthermore Mastrubation is a sin. If you are admitting that to anyone except a priest you are disgusting and dont deserve to be in any leadership position.
>>535985489Thats just what you did. What's the issue?
the kikes are all out to stop Platner, which means he is 100% the good guy.
>>535985523>>535985540>>535985572>>535985586Hahahahahahahahahahaha low class trash will always out
>>535985489Hey sometimes just got jack off and if the Privacy you have is a Porta John then fuck it jerk off in the Porta John. I've done it plenty of guys have done it stop acting like it's weird
>>535985489I don’t like this faggot at all but how is this a story? What male on deployment isn’t going to retire to the john to beat off? Only the rude ones who do it in their bunks.
>>535997150You're disgusting Christian white trash
>>535985489A regular country boy if I ever saw one.
>>535985540how many develop a condition where they can't get off unless they can smell a chemical toilet?
>>535985489>meanwhile women whore themselves out on the internetbut yeah lets talk about a guy having a wank in the only private space on a miitary fob in a foreign country.
>>535985489So does the smell of feces get him off?
>>535985489Isn't this the irl NAZI?cracks me up these delusional faggots call the US President "hitler" while this guy is his political opponent
>memeflag israeli shill saysmore random character assassination, hmph look at thatsurest way to tell you have nothing on him, can't even debate his positions on policy, or do anything other than basically screech and reee about old nothingburgerssurest way to signal that person is someone to align with against the jewalso hilarious when you try to fake this, you retards always fuck up lol
>>535985489PORTAPARTIES ARE REALI'M GONNA FUCKING PUKE, SOMEWHERE PRIVATE WHERE FAGS WON'T USE IT AS LUBE
>>535985675Well these are Democrats after all, anon. They get high on their own farts so it's only natural they jack off to the pungent and sensual aroma of a dirty porta-potty. No kinkbashing, but damn.
>>535997348vivek spotted
if you need to listen to someone who can't remember their job without reading off a prompt you've got bigger problems
>>535985489Thread reeks of curry
>>535986934>cav fag has joined the chatThe fuck you say, poseur? You ever jerk off on an overwatch mission?
There's almost no bathroom I've ever been in where I haven't rubbed one out. >Captain D's in FloridaYep>Truck stop in IowaCheck>Tire shop in VirginiaYou know it.
>>535985489There are people who haven't jorked in a portashitter?
>>535998813sorry not a fag but hey you're doing your part keeping porta-potty companies in business and janitors paid randomly so kudos anon
>>535985489Hate all demssooooooooo!?!!????
>>535998884It's not gay, I jorked to your mom's bodybuilder clit
>>535998922Yes and the seductive fumes helped.
>>535985489How did they even link those posts to him without hebrew trickery?
>>535999814There are tons of old data breaches that eventually reach the public and are the source for services like haveibeenpwned which are themselves benign, but the accessing the breaches themselves are far more invasive. It's how they found Ethan Klein's old "pedo_troll" account. Even without knowing passwords, it's just cross-referencing known registration e-mails and skimming publicly viewable information from there. Pretty much anyone can do it for any reason they want, but it's of questionable legality if you get up to any funny business with it and may be an enhancer for crimes. All you can really do is change your password when breaches happen (they pretty much always tell you to when you log in after it happened), nuke/private anything you wouldn't want leaking, and use separate e-mails for shit you don't want traced back to you.
>>535985489He's literally me
>>535985540Nobody calls them that. Masturbating while sitting 2 feet above the collected shit and piss of 50 strangers doesnt happen
Fuken Ginger NAZIs
