what was your favorite bit from the Colbert show?
When a bunch of chuds became cancel culturists
That one time he made the miggers seethe. Oh wait, that was every day.
(2) scoops, check em
When he said Drumpf and Trump cried
>>535988287Pretty sure his abysmal ratings are what got him cancelled.
>>535988286>mfw this got more views than the actual finale
i liked the colbert report sometimes, although it did often suck as well. i think it was funnier towards the beginning until the schtick got old.
vax-scene
>>535988286how "orwellian" for lack of a better word is calling your posts "truths"?
>>535988288besides the vaxx ep nobody has seen an episode of Colberts show in years
>>535988291>and then they came for (You)
>>535988286the obamnga as a monkey video is still the most kino shit that trump ever posted
>>535988287Assmad libfag lol
>>535988296Who were the people laughing in the audience?
>>535988300are laugh tracks ur form of peer review
>>535988286when he interviewed random representatives from both sides of the aisle so you could see how fucked and retarded everything was. better know a district was the only good thing he did. that was like 20 years ago.
>>535988295You have to admit renaming retweets to retruths was kinda funny though
>>535988301What laugh tracks?
I liked when he made fun of the orange pedophile
>>535988286How many Colbert writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ....None because they're fired.
This board is gay and brown.
>>535988286Did he really post this?
>>535988308Do you think he did?
>>535988286damn white boy got moves
this classic of course
>>535988286You posted it
>>535988309Yes.
>>535988313You're right.
>>535988286Not from his show but when he starts reciting the lyrics to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea to Jerry Seinfeld and Seinfeld just shakes his head as if Colbert is the cringiest retard he's ever been around
>>535988311Damn, hundreds of thousands of dollars of drama school debt, and you're called up to be a Pfizer mascot on some dying comedy show.
When John Stewart started making jokes about how Covid was obviously a lab leak and he kept trying to step on his bit and looked visibly distraught.
>>535988317for the size of that paycheck I'd eat trump's shit live on stage
>>535988300>>535988304Are you pretending you don't know about the article where the network guy explained that they weren't making the show for anyone?
>>535988286There was a clip from the Colbert Report where he was doing a "report" on some politician and it cuts to a cat on a leash and he goes "holy shit that cat is on a leash", and that stuck with me for yearsAlso, this clip:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwSFIUv4ILM
>>535988317They should unironically be told to face the wall for even going along with it. Communist collaborators deserve no mercy. Just look at how enthusiastic they are to be there and doing that. It's actually disgusting.
>>535988318I remember a few years ago when if you said or joked about that on this board, you'd get responses calling you crazy.But hopefully those were merely shills and regular people who retardedly believed that it was just a foolish conspiracy.
>>535988320Post it
>>535988286I'm tired of having a government full of internet trolls. Why does nobody act like an adult anymore? It's embarassing
>>535988323I liked the week when everyone thought it was from a pangolin
>>535988286love it
>>535988286his tearful monologue the night our based rightful president Donny T won re-election bigly against Kacklin Kamalalala and Tampon Timmy in Nov 2024 HAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCK SHITT FAGGOT LIBTARDS YOU LOST WOKE IS DEAD NO MORE FAT SOLDIERS IN THE ARMY AND NO MORE TRANNYS IN OUR BATHROOMS FUCK THE LEFT AND THEIR GAY FAGGOT AGENDA@!!!!!!
>>535988328Ayo fr how a Qanon Facebook Unc figure out how to use 4chan?
>>535988329Learn to speak English first, faggot.
>back to office in 2021>resident HR crazy bitch bragging about how many jabs she's got lined up because she has lupus>makes all these insane policies about testing, masks, disinfecting door handles>eventually dies in 2024>everyone just immediately stops doing all the wacky shit and says nothing more about it
>>535988286YEAHHH JOE JOE JOE!!!
>>535988331It sounds like St. Fauci needs to visit you in your dreams and educate you about how you're killing grandmothers.
>>535988286SKIBIDI BIDEN DRUMPF DRUMPF!HITLERS LANGUAGE!DRUMPF IS USING HITLERS LANGUAGE!SKIBIDI SKIBIDI
>>535988286wtf I don't remember this happening?!?!?!
>>535988317three of them look like faggots but the back-left one looks like a chick that might be cute, looks like she's got a bikini on under her costume
colbert BTFO lmao
>>535988317You take the work where you can
>>535988295Speaking of which, have the rest of you seen this kino? Really opened my eyes to what a despot the republicans are.
>>535988340>has anyone else been brainwashed by this propaganda?no anon. just you. now go back >>>/lgbt/
>>535988286Guy is so thin skinned lol. Only president Im convince I could successfully troll if he saw my fort knox tweet.
>>535988300Paid shills
>>535988317imo still beats working in a factory or a warehouse
>>535988287Around the point they became menopausal woman.
>>535988308He's posted worse.
>>535988300the showrunners
>>535988344I'd rather work in a factory than dance on Colbert's show, let alone put on a syringe outfit and shill for big pharma.
>>535988293He didn't even try to hide that fact that he didn't know what to do with a show without the sarcastic right wing schtick.
Is this the butt hurt maga shill larping russian thread, where we celebrate every catastrophic decision he's made and pretend it's good for america and just it's enemies everyone thank the babysitting janny who keeps up such a blatant off topic thread
>>535988308>>535988309He’s posted worse before, is it really surprising?
>>535988350They had a Jimmy Kimmel thread up earlier but mods moved it to /pol/.
>>535988347>literally only one negroid and some mystery meat in the very backUm, based?
>>535988350an not just it's enemies*
>>535988286This is a genuine question: when you turn a late night show that was traditionally about interviewing celebrities and other public figures into a platform for constant political commentary, how can you be surprised when the ratings go down?
>>535988350off topic? But we’re just discussing the Colbert show here, which is related to television last time I checked considering the show was on tv
>>535988356>the show was on tv>was
>>535988357>show>tv>on a board called /tv/
>>535988350Enjoy the visit from the new taskforce soon :)
>>535988355You never watched the show.
>>535988286I hope he makes one with Jimmy Kimmel, throws Jimmy in a rocket and fires it at Iran.
woke is dying a slow hilarious death
>>535988362I like how "woke" means whatever pisses off chuds now.
>>535988286>what was your favorite bit from the Colbert show?the one where is names the pedophile by name and who is currently ruining our country
>>535988318>John Stewart started making jokes about how Covid was obviously a lab leakthe media wouldn't let us call it the Wuhan Virus in order to protect AsiansFast Forward a year later and black people started knocking out Asians in the street lol#NeverForget
>>535988363And how chud just means “person who might possibly kinda vibe with something reddit would downvote” now
>>535988364>ruining our countryYou're not American. Trust me on that.
>>535988362You mouthbreathing idiots got coopted by neocons and the unnamed Epstein co-conspirators who re-orientated the "conservative movement" into preserving Israeli political hegemony and the anonymity of child rapists.
I like how just because it was probably a lab leak that people thought the virus was still fake even though it was killing millions of people world wide. Those people are just as guilty, and they will pay the price.Fair is fair ;3
>>535988367>You're not American. Trust me on that.You have to kill yourself, trust on that.>>535988368They are going to die anon. Don't you worry.
>>535988368Trump wasn’t on the Epstein files though, he literally said so months ago, multiple times…
>>535988369It’s wild that there are anons posting nowadays that were literally in elementary school during covid
>>535988286This makes boomers shit their pants in laughter
>>535988368Epstein was based, Israel is based. Reddit is that way moralfag
I like beat box the skibidi Biden song when no ones around and then cackle like a loon. I dont know how to beat box.
>>535988288Projection. Miggers, really? People don't want to be lectured to constantly is what destroyed late night. Oh, it is comedy? Give us all a break. We are fed up with jackasses. We don't want it.
>>535988297>>and then they came for (You)>but your ratings were ok so they moved on
>>535988300it's ai dumbass
>>535988286I watched his entire 30 minute show on comedy central for the bear memes
