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heh
>>535990347>Among Us
>>535990528They told us. It was always obvious.
Undocumented migrants are people, and they should be treated with respect
>>535990676Respectfully deported
>>535990347Somehow, the Trump administration's counter meme information warfare team is regularly eclipsing /pol/. I don't even understand how that's possible but it's fucking glorious.
>>535990347Its a fakeout theyre talking about spics
>>535990727Fine but getting kidnapped in the middle of the night by masked agents is not respectful
I'm so glad they're pulling out all the stops with the matrix coloring theme and the typewriter style font that really makes me totally 100% convinced that aliens are totally real and I am totally ready to accept this I can't wait to find out how strongly the aliens will stand with Israel
>>535990347BASED. We've got time and resources to make le epic maymay websites but we're still not deporting them. HAIL ISRAEL amirite MIGAniggas!?
>>535990347I got hyped for a second then realized he is talking about spicsGrow the f up
>>535990855It's more respectful than it should be. >>535990885>>535990895>groypers are madyou'll move on when you get bored of performative outrage on the internet
>>535990855They've had a hundred chances. We even offered them thousands of dollars to leave, all expenses paid, ticket and transport. They don't want to go. Whoever is left must be removed by force, and their kids should go with them so we don't rip apart families. This is by far the most humane option. Next step would be gunning them down in the streets.
OhMy...XXX*gasp
>>535990855Violating the laws of a foreign nation isn't respectful either. You earn respect, you subhuman filth.
>>535990926>anybody who doesn't bow to Israel and Trump is a grouperWhat did he mean by this?
>>535990347This upset a bunch of ufo redditors, kek
buy an ad
>>535990347
>>535990347sus
>>535991038lmfao that's hilarious but expected
>>535990394oh, god damn it! kek!!!!
>>535990347it's actually a cool website
>>535990776>Its a fakeout theyre talking about spicsthe FUCK are you talking about, anon?
>>535991126GOTEEEM!
>>535990394Alright this is pretty funny but seriously we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>535990347where the fuck is my spacecraft?
Does anyone have the I want to believe Auschwitz pic?
>>535990347AYY LMAO
>>535990347>squint>try to look at pic from different anglesI...i think.. i think I SEE IT!
>>535990347AMOGUS >sus AMOGUS >sus AMOGUS >sus AMOGUS >sus AMOGUS >sus AMOGUS >sus AMOGUS >sus AMOGUS >sus AMOGUS >sus
looks like another distraction from the epstein files
>>535990347>aliens>HURR DURR IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT ILLEGALSI'm so tired of this reddit tier humor.
>>535990757a filthy indian made this animation
>>535990347>https://aliens.gov/That's pretty funny.
>>535990394God damn it. I cant help but like him for this
>>535990757Easy to figure out. They were trained here
Very funny. Almost as funny as the Iran gaffe.
>>535990347>Le ebic website Wow awesome. Meanwhile Don Jr. got married to the daughter of Epstein's banker over the weekend
>>535991841>AAAAAHHHHHHHH DRUMPFno way that's craaaazy
>>535991574
>>535990394ONLY LEGAL ALIENS ARE WELCOME ON EARTH !!1
this just makes me wonder if epstein and israel are actual aliens
lmfaooooimagine how mad nu-pol will be opening that link
>>535992485yea that's why I wanted to make the thread
>>535991823>Easy to figure out. They were trained hereHa, you're probably right- /pol/ is the Studio 54 of information warfare in the 21st century.
>>535990394so theyre going to release the epstein files?
>>535990394lmaoyou gotta admit trump still has some good humor
>>535990347>this is the most amazing thing i have ever seen
>>535991018go away zoomer
>>535990347alieniggers toungue my anous
>>535990394
>>535990347Will the aliens help depose the monstrous amoral pedophiles who "lead" us or do they approve of them? This determines whether I give a shit or not.
kek is this really about illegal spics? fuck me
>>535992561
>>535990757Sucking yourself off is extremely pathetic.
>>535990347what if the reveal is that non whites are aliens?
>>535990757Holy fuck I haven't seen this animation in ages
>>535990347the whole joke is that illegals = aliensso funny guys
>>535990757trump's counter meme team is talking to themselves again
Anyone who is defending this needs to be hanged. Some "alien disclosure." Sure you fucking faggots. KYS
>>535994495boomers thought stealth tech testing were UFOs, fuck off retard
>>535994543At least that was semi plausible and interesting. This is just faggot bullshit for low IQ trash who need to be killed.
>>535994578>I am MAD about the CURRENT THINGyou'll get over it
>>535990347Aliens only walk among us.Jeets walk and shit among us!
Aliens are demons. The Bible is real. Read your bible goy. Worship the Jewish messiah goy
>>535990347I want to say something but it's gonna put me on an FBI wanted list.
>>535990347Blue beam blue beam blue beam
>>535990896>>535991725>>535993842>>535994087>t.
>>535991038>>535991427>some sacrifices must be made
>>535990347They are talking about the ones from the planet Guatemala.
>>535990528>They Live
>>535990347>pedophiles and cannibals walk among ushow are we going to solve the problem
jeffrey epstein was running the jewish intelligence operation to destroy the united states from within. this operation is still ongoing.
>>535990347That's cool and all, now where are the rest of the epstein files?
>>535996349>>535995467>>535993762>>535992561>>535992437>least obvious talking point
>>535990347Oh my gosh, shut the fuck up you retard.
nega-bump
>>535990394That's a pretty good shitpost.
>among us walkersput it on the list>>535990757funniest shit ive seen all dayi cant wait for the gov to let loose all these genetic abbos from their dumbs that were mku´d and brainwashed into believing they are ayylmaos when theyre really genetic spliced humans with animals, manimals. the first fully interactive psyOP. maan grab ur popcorn guys
>>535990347yeah jews are faking ayyylmaos whats new?why the fuck is my gas 5 dollars
>>535990347OH MY GOD THEY'RE REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALits just like the MOOOOOOOOOVIES
>>535990347Retarded waste of time. Just bring the fuck aliens or a fucking working UFO on LIVE television in a presidential address or something .holy fuck just have Trump have a speech next to the god damn aliens and everything will be less gay
>>535990394ain't no way
>>535990347ALIENS ARE REALSANTA CLAUS IS REALEASTER BUNNY IS REALJESUS IS REALNESSIE IS REALBIG FOOT IS REALCTHULHU IS REALMOTHMAN IS REALBLOODY MARY IS REALAMERIMUTTS ARE NOT RETARDED AT ALL
>>535990347>ALIEN ARREST MAP • LIVEis this some kind of joke?
Biggest niggering that has ever niggered. Nigception. It’s niggers all the way up.
>>535998399yes,they're making fun of your concerns about the invasion on the southern border.
>>535998319>aliens.govredirects to>whitehouse.gov/aliensits real, and its livesomehow number keeps going up in regular +1 intervals, that cant be live, i would thinkit would obviously be jumping erratically, and occasionally with more than +1
>>535990347Men are from MarsWomen are from VenusJews are from Saturn
>>535994087This is pokemon go to the polls level pathetic. The funny thing is Hillary only failed when using it because literal children and miggers were the ones playing pokemon. I bet miggers would have eaten that up too if Trump did it.
>>535992561Whoah there bud!Here's a Moonman to make your forget all about that guy.
>>535990347Running a bot on this website so i don't miss the pre-sale/launch. ALIEN to the moon!
>>535990394>spics aren't humansHOLY BASED. MEXI-AMERICAN WAR 2 NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>535990757perhaps the most inorganic response I've read here in a while. supergoy opinion
So we are in the alien invasion bluebeam phase.
>>535990676Debatable
>>535990676respect should be reciprocal
>>535990394He should've done this on april fools kek
>>535990757/pol/ has been stagnant for a decade, nothing new gets created any longer
>>535999010no just the trolling libtards phase (10 years and going)
So basically the vaccine had some sort of metal or identifying factor in it. They will announce aliens walk among us. Make a device that test if you are alien or not. The people who got vax will show up as human on test due to a reaction the machine will throw when it senses the micro metal in their system. If you're unvaxed the machine will test negative and mark you as an alien they will hunt you and kill you. Not the US gov but your own neighbours. That's the plan. The "undesirables" who didn't obey and get vaxed need to be eliminated.
>>535990347another day in 'idiocracy is a documentary"
>>535990347fake and gay
>>535990347The most reddit administration ever
>>535999342do you not know the difference between an illegal alien and an extraterrestrial alien?alien means foreign, it can refer to something from outside of a country, which is migrants, or from outside of earth, which is ayy lmaos/space aliens
>>535990347Is he referring to illegal aliens, mexicans?
>>535998851Whoa heyI remember That Meme!
>>535990757>trumps meme team is winning the war of beguiling facebook boomers and redditers in a race against...no oneno one is competing for that audience kek
>>535990885/thread
>>535990347>
>>535999999
>>535990394Dude I called this months ago. Literally posted about it
>>535990347>>535990394Is this supposed to be a joke? You guys cannot actually believe this.
>>535990676You should be brutally deported along with them, sandeep
>>535990394GAYLIUMS ARE SITTING IN YOUR CLASSROOM BRO.who is this alien you fuking retard. it can only be me because i was the only one being able to get A's in my shitclass of retards.
>>535991242I did not consent to my likeness being used like this. delet dis or you will be hearing from my lawyers goy.
>>535990394if I join ice can I deport these little green bastards?
>>535991068https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA&ra=m
>>535990757They participate here like many celebrities, spooks and niggers
Niggers are ayy lmao confirmed 2026
>>535990676>Undocumented migrantsillegal immigrant invaders>are peoplearen't>should be treated with respectkilled
>>535990347This was not the blue beans disclosure i was expecting but wtf a blue wetback singing, "hola amigo esta blue daba dee daba dieeeee" as he flew over my house
>>535990394He's only opposed to the illegal ones though. Legal indians on the other hand get imported by the millions
>>536000350Are you feeling alienated? You must be one of them grays too
I actually a little mad Maybe just peeved but fucking not cool with the b8 m8
>>535990347yeah theyre called jewstheres a reason dna testing is banned in israeldont you remember epstein and weinsteins egg-penises?
>>535990347here we go, firing up the culture war distraction machine right before midterms. how many you pathetic goyim faggots will fall for it? (most)
>>536002265Majority of them. It's always like this
For some reason or another this honestly inspired homicidal rage in me, I’m not sure really why, I feel like the office is just a joke at this point.
>>535990347WAAAAAAAAOW!!!!fuck off kike
>>535990757>>535988912>>535988258Chug bleach.
This is a pic of an ice vehicle performing a deportation
So this is where my tax dollars go, good to know
>>535990676Yes i agree they should be respectfully sent back to work to improve their home countries so their people can have a better future than choosing between forever poverty and war (enforced by american oligarchs) and being cheap labor for american oligarchs
>>536003113Seething spic (or jeet) mad hes gonna get deported. Womp Womp. You won't be missed!
>>535990394Just send the jeets to the ayy neighborhood, maybe some niggers too.This will not work against space niggers though, I think.
>>535990347>https://aliens.gov/what the fuck is this?
>>535990676They did not show us respect when they flagrantly ignored our laws to take advantage of Americans.They are our enemies and you are a traitor for defending them.You wonder why we cant have better social programs? This is why.
>>535990394I support ICE and mass deportations but that was rather gay ngl
Christcucks are seething because ayyys lmao are le real while their fairy tale isn't. Kek.
>>535990347Either the government has been lying to you for generations or they are lying to you now. Either way you would have to be a fool to believe what the government tells you.
So illegal mexicans are ayy lmaos? That's kinda boring. Anything to distract from the epstein files though
So when are we gonna talk about the fact that the government of the world's most powerful country is running cover for a jewish supremacist pedophile ring and basically proving to the world that the so-called conspiracy theorists were right...?
Fuck off crackers, you are illegally in our land since 1492.
>>536004579insane the delusions behind hating one foreign group but celebrating the parasitic relationship another has bestowed upon your shithole country
>>535990347>60 years ago?>1966...Superbowl or Star Trek?
>>535990757cultist
>>535990757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0u_BNPOsMw
>>535990347Only a Lambright would be gullible enough to fall for that.
>>536004924How many times have you brown idiots been conquered?
DEPORT ALL ALIENS
>>535990347So what is the US government using Aliens to destract people from this time?
>>535990676>people who disrespect your country, customs and people deserve respect!!!!Respect isn't the default position you fucking fat beaner. You earn respect, anything below that can be called common decency but you, nor they, deserve that either.
yeah, they're like, this race of alien called the Nordics, and they are like, white and have blue eyes and blonde hair and look like humans. totally evil nazi aliens that we need to track down and kill. the white race is actually alien in origin and doesn't belong on this planet man. and uhhh yeah, our scientists worked out that yakub is real and black people have superpowers and stuff. Oh ughhhh.. epstein, yeah, buddy, best we don't go into that stuff. it's all totally made up, but this, this is the realest shit ever. nordics are a threat to uhhhh... the human melenated race and stuff. they walk amongst us mann.
>>536004727literally all I've learned from this is that catgirls totally friggin exist, and white folx are aliens. Like honestly, if they had caught some sort of weird signal in space, it'd be 1000x believable than this shit. I've seen Christ, I've never seen a fucking alien. Think I'll go with what I know, rather than this fucking sloppy shitpost from the government, cheers!
>>535990347>it's not about lyrans or aliens at all but anti-immigrant chud pandering
GIVE ME MY ALIEN CATGIRLS, TRUMP.
TRUMP PROMISED US ALL ALIEN CATGIRLS REEEEEEEEEEEE
How I know this is all bullshit.
>>535990394I would think this was so based and hilarious if this dude didn’t fuck kids.
>>535990394Why are they so tacky and jewish?
>>535990528This image is sus. Probably ai.
>>535990394kek amazing
>>535990676Tongue my anus
>536008289Where has it ever been shown he fucked kids lmao no (you) for you.
Iran deal going that badly, huh?
>>535990676>they should be treated with respectThey should be treated with buckshot.
>>535990347If the US Govt believed in aliens they wouldn't be chimping out in the middle east.
>>535990347This is extremely based ngl.
>>535990895You can make such a website in 30 seconds with any AI dude.Welcome to 2026.
>>535990855well they were hiding so the authorities had to catch them. they could have left voluntarily and would have even been paid to do so. now they need to be arrested, like anyone else breaking the law. you can't even afford to just let everyone stay, and many of them are doing other crimes as well, many gangs.and you would murder the agents if you saw their faces.so you want them arrested during the day not the night? they're hiding though but ok often they are caught at day. but you catch them when you can catch them. you want the agents not to wear a mask but then you would murder their families so....are you retarded?
>>536004924Yet people like you risk coming to the US illegally just to join a whiter society. Have a little gratitude
>>535990347They basically just announced all immigrants, regardless of their legal status, are fair game and eventually will be deported. This'll sit real well with tens of millions of perfectly legal, naturalized, and assimilated foreign-born US citizens.
>>536009146I don't fucking care how the invaders feel, legal or illegal. If they throw a hissy fit about it good, just a pretext to do what is necessary. All non-whites need to be removed from America.
>>535990394>countries of origin>united stateshuh?
>>536010622There's always going to be a papierli american or brit among the arrested.Even if there's 10 white exceptions among the hundred thousands of arrested it's just the exception confirming the rule.
it will be a joke by pete hegseth fucking fake-masc dork with a 95IQ thinks he's still in the 80s
>>535990676The whole site is talking about aliens aka ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. It's got nothing to do with "space aliens"
>>535990347hart and celler was passed 60 years ago lmaoreminder that legislation was created by faggot catholic jfk and his jew buddies
We are witnessing the last days of the Israel-American empire. Incredible stuff.
>>535990347You are a totally goy slave if you fall for this shit
>>536012097You're totally retarded if you can't read a paragraph and realize what the page is actually about.
>>535990394Wow, another new level of cringe has been achieved. Go Burgers!
>>535998232the gayliums must talk and not drumpf.they must tell us something that we havent allready heared, this is the hard part.
So whos gonna be the target on the first mission?
>>535990347Can this admin get any more unbearably gay? I want alien disclosure not to see them jerking themselves off about deporting a couple of immigrants. Ffs.
Dont careFuck ICEFuck TrumpFUCK BIG TECH.
>>536013055How much do you think they spent on this "joke"? I bet millions.
>the real aliums are um brown people or somethingthey’re spitting in your face and you’re slurping it up and asking for more. literal slave society
>>535991231Why are these areas lacking in arrests? Do no aliens go there or what's the catch?
>>536013711Invaders dislike hard work and prefer urban environments generous from a welfare perspective.
>>535990347>muh alienswhere are the shlomostein files
>>535990394PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP KEKEKEK
I'm going to remind you of something, "chuds": Abrahamism is the atlas of racism, patriarchy, and "muh blood muh soil." If Abrahamism dies, nationalism, blood purism, racism, and patriarchy die with it. The pagan gods are now anti-racist, pro-globalist, and seek the unity of humanity. Pagans who think otherwise are larpers because every real spiritual group is more universalist than your typical anti-racist Christian.
>all those UFO file releases lead up to a shitpost about mexicansSpeechless. It would've been funny if this weren't THE white house flinging shit at the latin america and the entire UFO community
>>535994578Steven Spielberg, the guy who is probably most responsible for brainwashing Americans with alien bullshit, was a member of MEGA group -- a cabal of billionaires who were led by Les Wexner, Jeffrey Epstein's close associate. They were basically AIPAC before modern lobbying turned into what it is now. You can google it and read all about them. Steven just so happens to have another big alien movie releasing in two weeks. >>535994614And hopefully you'll get put in a box.
notice it doesn't say "illegal" anywhere. do you think they're acknowledging that aliens don't belong here regardless of documentation? or are they still endorsing those aliens
>>535990394That fake out is legendary though lmao. He released UAP files last week, bought the website redirect to aliens.gov, and then dunked on brownoid shitskin illegals. Absolutely brilliant
>>535990347Time to probe lads
>>536016226KEK
>>535990885>how strongly the aliens will stand with IsraelKekYou think they will visit the wall or the holocaust museum first?
>it's about illegal shitskinsKek, there is nobody that the orange nigger hasn't pissed off. He wants to go down as the most hated tranny in existence.
>>536012461No I mean youre retarded if you think trump is going to actually deport the illegals.
>>535990347high tier propaganda, pretty funny
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'
So it's real...
>>536020029It's been real for a while now.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/509915477/#509918391
>>535990757
Hispanics were too Christian so they're being replaced with non christians from an ocean away
>>536020029An official ai running the show makes alot more sense than just donny dingus doing all this. The rate of sabotage is too efficient.
>>536020243>yeah we are like SOOOO christian>dea de la muerta? yup, thats the most christian celebration of 'em all!>didnt you see the disney movie encanto? gay grandpas in the underworld is the most christian thing you could ever do!lmao!
>>535990347MY HONEST REACTION
This one is better
ayyy lmao
>>535990347Where's Epstein files, though?
>>535999321I refuse to create OC for or contribute meaningfully to a board that's run by feds and allow bot spammers to ruin it on purpose.
>>535990347man i wanted ayy lmaos not a beaner tracker
>>536004873Never, chud
>>536004924Fuck off jose not now
>>535990347Oh wow I totally don't care about zog and the great replacement now!
>>535990347>its about spics, not ayysKek, got me there
>>535990347EARTHS FULLFUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN PLANETWe have enough problems with jews and browns we dont need spaceniggers adding to the problem
>>535991252Kek
>>535990394We are just not a serious country anymore.
>>536022466>le seriousA buzzword ripped off a daddy replacement character on a shitty tv show. You’re not the person to determine whether anything is “serious” lmfaoFucking idiot normalfag. CLICHES ARE FOR STUPID PEOPLE!
>>535990347How are the deportations going Anon?
>>535990757Trucker's Delight, if anyone wants to watch this with sound. https://youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w&pp=0gcJCTkCo7VqN5tD
>>535990347fake and also very gay.
>>535990676they are sick people fucking sick people referring to them as none human. fucking sick people.
>>535990757>fucking gloriousits fucking gross and it will back fire spectacularly. God will fucking smite you all!
>>535990347>"I am going to open the pedo files, Mulder"
>>535991286>nooooo not my hecking nuclear winterinoooooooocope
>>536023662Thanks anon
>>535990347No shit they ain’t telling me anything I don’t already know.
>>535990347Fucking kekeGod damn it, I can't believe the US government is shitposting this hard
>>535990394Going to find out that it was a ploy to expose Illegal Aliens all along.You're being trolled.
>>536027917that image made me laugh more than i should.
>>535990347SPOILER: it's the jews
>>536016032you don't buy a .gov domain you silly
Reddit is having a meltdown over this. This is so funny lol
>>535990347>finally getting circuses, but bread is still off the hookBeats pronoun olympics, but i could do without the slavery to Israel.
>>535990757Why anon?
>>535990347https://www.aliens.goy
>encountersthat's a funny way of saying deported
>>536033325No they mean encounters. Not every interaction with them leads to an arrest and deportation sadly. In fact most do not.
