not because it is clever but because this slopehead dumbass and his jeet company are building it to literally rain down shit on the ozone layer
as you may or may not know all the shit he fires into space falls back down on our heads - these shitty satellites have a shelf life of 5 years max, right now that means 1 or 2 "burn up" every day in the upper atmosphere
>>535992405So basically Planetes but way gayer.
but why is this a problem for me, i'm not dead yet you may be thinkingwell buckle up dipshit, the problem is that is 10 to 15 thousand itty bitty satellites bursting into 60kg of aluminiuim oxide is only the begginning of the end, and it takes 20 to 30 years for these shit molecules rain down from the upper and hit the designated shitting street of the ozone layer, so by the time a million massive jeets x satellites (they need a massive surface area to dissipate heat) start burning up you will be already dead, you just won't find out for 25 years
>>535992618Kek.Based Planetes enjoyer.
>>535992679>the people who guilt tripped you over global warming are just going to burn aluminum in the upper atmosphere so they can watch me jerk off from space
>>535992263The grift never ends with this faggot
>>535992618i don't really watch cartoons but if that is the qrd then i'll take your word for itit is actually more like elon scammed some super wealthy people into giving him 40 billion to buy twitter, turned it into a 20 billion company, then he put all this debt into a magic box and sold it to idiots for 70 billion so he could built a million satellites and basically turn earth into mars - everybody wins!
>>535992263>skynet will destroy all life on earth this centuryOk, hurry up.
Kessler syndrome doesnt bother me. I think it would be funny if rich people couldn't go to space because the rich people before them block them off.Lel
>>535992263Starlink, being disposable satellites, is a baffling execution of the concept. One would expect the funding of satellite internet to be leveraged to improve the LEO infrastructure so that it lasts.Instead, some fucking retard decided to leverage his completely functional aerospace company against AI.
>>535993122you might want to brush up on the role the ozone layer plays in photosynthesis, first all the small plants will die, then all the herbivores will die, then there will be no more burgers apart from meat grown in a vat somewhere
>>535992263nope skynet is my bitch
don't forget to thank the index funds who literally have to push a wall of money at elon 15 days after he lists, at this point everybody sells except elon, the dipshits get the bags, and we all wait and see if space x collapses before fucktard and his jeets ends life on earth as we know it
>>535992405Super billionaires are scammers???? SHOCKER!
>>535992405meteors are just satellites. grim
>>535994047The bright green reentry is kinda obvious, though rarer.
>>535994000they literally have the superpower of parting fools from their money, without that conman ability elon would have never gotten out of the mailroombut he is quite charismatic in a jim jones koolaid kind of way
>>535994551Jim Jones fucked men, women, and kids. Richard Dwyer was his CIA handler.
>>535994047we get 1 automobile sized meteor burning up in the atmosphere every yearwe get 1 to 2 jeetalites burning up in the upper every day nowafter elon gets his money and builds jeetnet we won't have 20 thousand v1 and v2 sized satellites falling we will literally have a fucking million of these giant sized turds constantly raining down on the ozonebut it takes 20-30 years for the shit particles to come down and fuck up the ozone so enjoy your last 20 years and then we're all completely fucked
>>535994875i don't know who richard dwyer is but i'm sure he owned a lot of gold
>>535992263>singularity
but the government would never allow-ACKthe "right" think people with lots of money are better than them and want to suck their balls and the "left" are only interested in their fucking feelings but both will basically let you do whatever you want as long as you can write them a very large chequeyou have 20 years left and then it all comes tumbling down, this is inevitable now
