I’ll start:
>>535993907Self defense
>>535994190>long hair Yeah who would have guessed that..
>>535994126>gmo potato and cancer syrupYum!
>>535994126>>535994190Suffah in the heat
>>535993907What am I looking at here? A shoddily constructed bathroom stall?
>>535994293
>>535994322wow, it's the fully automatic burger greaser 3000™, it greases 250 burgers per minute
>>535993907
>>535994585You could power a furnace for an hour by chucking these guys in
>>535994585Why you posting family reunion videos nigga don’t doxx yourself
The gap is left purposefully in the doorway so the archons can reach in and collect your loosh.
>>535993907Americans accept slave tier bathroom conditions at work while their managers have private bathrooms with locking doors, this is not something to be proud of. I have to skip an entire meal during my workdays just so I don't end up getting the urge to shit.
>>535994670This frightens Americans, too
>>535993907easy
>>535994997God it's like babby's first sims house.
>>535994701One of the small mercies in life is him being thin caused posting of his bussy to stop
>>535994190How come nobody ever talks about the Roids to Tranny pipeline?
>>535994636Human bodies have too much water. The energy to evaporate the water is greater than the energy contained in the fat. But truly, if you desiccated them they would heat your home for weeks.
>>535994845Everything he posted so far has frightened me. I gotta get out of this place.
>>535995543This shit is wild.
>>535994636Fun fact: the ultra fat one on the right is a girl
>>535993907Yikes. You could fit an entire array of cocks through that gap :/It would be like facing a firing squad in 1945.
>>535994739Is that the baja blast?
>>535994801>nipples cost extra
imma frightened
>>535995405>when you want everyone to know you have a tiny penisyou know the other day i was out driving and i saw this really gay little truck. idk what i'd even search to find a pick but it was like someone went to a dealership looking for an SUV and then said>no i'd rather have a seat compartments worth of open space like a truck than have an SUVso you have this weird ass rounded looking "pickup" truck and the amount of space in the pickup is enough for all your big black horse dildos
>>535995340Waiting for you to bring it up
>>535995988Here in the US we aren't allowed to have any of those little utes and other small trucks found overseas. Closest thing I can think being fairly small and "rounded" is pic related. The Silverado EV could also be called rounded but it isn't small.
>>535994190>>535995340They say some forms of steroids also make you crave extreme degenerate sex acts (like being a trannyfag). I think tren was on the list.
>>535994126Thankfully that thing is most likely dead now
>>535993907why do you do the toilet gap thing btw? drugs?gay stuff?
>>535996730So female teacher could grope her pupil
>>535995576That isn't renting, thats credit for shoes. Tried it myself once but it done my head in paying for something id been wearing for months. Never again.
>>535994701Did he not quit American food and suddenly become healthy and straight?
>>535995622>48% fat Nasty, but i do enjoy a galaxy caramel ice cream shake.
>>535993907Yeah
>>535994801>Blechman
>>535996284The fondue fountain or the hambeast?
>>535994997There are 6 different types of windows in this image.The front is "brick", but the side is wood????The garage has a garage...
>>535996929Zippo lighters are a meme. Only posers and egotistical faggots use them. High iq non female men use clipper or a normal refillable
>>535996931We have tissue in European nations too
GERMANS and ookrainians shivering with fear seeing a nuclear powerplant
>>535996807nice>>535996929you make terrible beers. all of them. pure pisswater no wonder its the cheapest beer in the supermarkets here
>>535996999They use 4x6 glass tiles so it doesn't matter the shape, the glass tiles are all the same. Such a div
>>535993907shitty joinery?we have those here too m8
>>535994701>It was all an elaborate ruse, a troll, a joke! I never 'actually' got super fat, had severe health issues, and was a mega faggot!>Trust me, it's totally natural to shed 300 pounds in a couple of months! No Ozempic required!This nigger is the biggest coper in the history of copes, everyone made fun of him for being a big feeder-fetish retard with more caloric intake than braincells and then he tried reversing the blame onto the retards watching him.
>>535997035>biclmfao you are a fucking pussy, you might as well start crossdressing while youre at it, faggot
>>535996931mmmm yumyum plastic
>>535993907>things that frighten Euros
>>535997238Lampreys aren't that scary. They don't attack people and even if they did attach to you, you can just pluck them off. They aren't like leeches where removing them causes more issues than keeping them on.
>>535997238This is why you don't give saltwater to your garloids.
>>535997256this bitch started the 2014 russo-ukraine war. then hunter biden got paid billions for something or wait nothign.
>>535996931I know we joke here, but I had some one tell me I'm suposed to take the skin off the slices?
>>535994043They can't handle our heat
white flag warriors in shambles seeing the upside down baguette
>>535997252I don't smoke anymore but disposable Bic lighters are the best. I've found 10+yo Bics around the house that spark up first try as if they were brand new. Those fancy refillables and especially Zippos dry out after like a week. They are like the very definition of gay performative bullshit.
>>535997252>bicThey make pens n razors. Clippers aren't bics. Just saw they nake gas type hippos. Might be ok, petrol lighters are dumb.
>>535997035>>535997609>Refillable, repairable, practically indestructible lighters are a meme>The brit is literally suggesting for people to own nothing and be happyJejEternal Anglo strikes again!
>>535997609Those are made in India. I hope a Muslim rapes your closest female relative, I would have said daughter but women don't date English "men" anymore unless they're not white
>>535997777Checked and rekt.
>>535994585Has there been anymore videos of this crew or have they all died?
>>535997777>I wish for the rape of White womenHoly brown man
>>535997733>you cant reuse and repair clipper lightersYou repair the same parts in a clipper you spastic.
>>535994322Peeky potty so you can watch your friends or make new ones.
>>535998832Too long, didn't read. Maybe buy an actually well made product like a Zippo instead of some chinkshit that'll break on you.
>>535996730>drugs?>gay stuff?the exact opposite. unlike in yurop where bathrooms are largely protected from vandals, degenerates, and bums by requiring payment to use, effectively all bathrooms in the US are free and open to the public, so you need a way to tell at a glance that there aren't two homos in a stall trying to buttfuck each other or a fent addict shooting up on the toilet
>>535996239it would explain the gymrats in my gym's group chat hornyposting that much.
>>535994190do we count this for the single mom's statistics or?...
>>535993907Why are you trying to cause division between white people, are you jewish?
>>535994126kill it with fire
>>535996994i leld
>>535994190John Cena caused this.
>>535996485/thread
>>536001018>1% milk>paying for them to take away some of the product and add watershiggydiggy
>>535996994murder suicide
>>535994190wmaf to troon pipeline is real
>>536001854I like it better because it tastes "colder" somehow
>>535997407You can't handle your heat either. It's why you had to import niggers to pick your cotton. How's that working out?
>>536002421read the room bro, this is a lighthearted thread, not a thread for asking questions that destroy /pol/
>>536002218Drink your milk with ice, the fat in milk is not fattening. A full fat milk provides more satiety.
>>535994126Looks like a pig at a feeding trough
>>535993907>Land of the free>Public toilets literally designed so people can watch you take a shit in case you're sneaking drugs at the same time
>>535994636More than an hour. Fat people burn so hot they have destroyed crematoriums
>>535996707The most ugly hat in history
>>535996929Cool lighter
>>535994126now I'm pissed for having seen that
>>535994190>jew tranny pedo>hebrew tattoo
>>535994997But, why?
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