>you are walking in the park and 5 of these surround you and block your pathWhat do?
shove a stick in it
>>535994462I hope it's experienced with handling wood
>>535994512fucking clanker lover
I use the Van Der Waals force to 360 and walk away
>>535994462Optimal for what?
>>535994462Ask it to give you directions to the grocery store
>>535994462Offer to suck their dicks and/or eat their shit.
>>535994462Nice try, Mr. Glowie. Please go perform your R&D feedback survey elsewhere. Thanks.
>>535994462Can it turn 360 and walk away?
>>535994682For DARPA scientists to kick
>>535994462Read the manual on how to kill it.
>>535994462Link to vid?
>>535994682Siphoning taxpayer funds to pissrael.
>>535994682Stealing tax dollars
>>535994462they must've been the designers for the EV Ferrari
>>535995607https://www.livescience.com/technology/robotics/scientists-found-the-optimal-robot-body-and-it-has-20-legs-watch-it-scale-walls-and-move-through-trees
>>535994462Makes me want to walk with a shotgun loaded with slugs just in case. Terrifying. So much so it should be illegal. Not joking.These machines are a menace and danger to all human and animal life.They should be restricted to warfare, and that is that.
>>535994462Throw paint on those things.Really not too hard
>>535995846Doesn't work on dem drones and probably wouldn't work on these either. Expect to see them rolling into foxholes and exploding by this time next year.
>>535995958if drone warfare tech research isnt stopped we are heading towards pic related as a future and if you had seen this film you would understand why that js a bad thing.>>535995872>throw paintdont forget to glitter bomb them while it is wet>disable visual sensors and make it a rolling disco ball of shiny
>>535995958It would, and it does in many cases. It's strange to me you're stating falsehoods while phrasing your post in that particular way.It's almost as though you have a vested interest in promoting these, and I wonder why that is.Regardless, I don't want to see any weapons of war in my cities/towns Etc.It needs to be regulated, or it's going to be stopped completely due to extreme public outrage. Stop scaring people, and stop pointing weapons at them, even if it is being done indirectly.
>>535994462I mean, 20 legs per robot means 12 holes per robot, so 60 holes total, so this might take awhile... *unzips pants*
>>535994682ass sexwhy else would you build a clanker?
>>535994462The more things like this happen the more I buy the meme about ancient and/or biblical history being perverted tales of the past great civilization that was more advanced than today.If you took OP pic, made it hover and gave it a screen then you would have a literal biblical angel in the eyes of a random nigger from Africa that is unexposed to technology. If this technology ruled humanity thousands of years ago and a solar flare suddenly zapped it then it explains the sudden cold turkey stop of angels appearing before humans. It explains how nearly every culture worships a sun god being above all others in nearly every culture. It explains ancient gears, computers and batteries that appear to be thousands of years old. If Christ is supposed to be God being born as a flesh and blood human then the antichrist could be a machine, AI, which man created as an attempted mechanical god. Not that I believe that AI is an antichrist but I do understand people how schizoposters arrive at that conclusion.Anyways I am going to continue the local political office I was elected to and be a roadblock to datacenters existing in my community. That is all I can reasonably do.
webm now
>>535994462Remember what Philly did to that robot that was traveling down from Canada?
>>535994462I've got something for that dirty clanker
>>535995958Also, rolling under tanks and aircraft and exploding.
Attach flesh lights to each leg and fuck them all until I am declared king of robots.
>>535994462Love ArgusGo Duke
>>535994462But can you fuck it?
>>535994462>this is what peak performance looks like, etc.
>>535995607>>535995844Significantly cut down for file size
>>535994595Never too soon to create a fetish eh?Ohhhh you meant a stick of wood...
>>535994682Goy hunting
>>535996310>20 legs>21 vagoinias>maybe more>imagine
>>535997538>>535997501Got to fulfill the prophecies
>>535997703
sexy fun time
>>535997501>watch it scale a shaft that any man can>watch it move through a forest that any other kind of robot can zip throughrobotics fruits are always so desperate to claim they've killed god but they're just begging for investment into their doohickey scam. you can buy all this on the internet for a hundred bucks.
Whip my dick out and try to fuck one
>>535994462as much as I like the idea of a swarm of all terrain robotic death mines, shit looks expensive to scale
>>535997740Bibically accurate robussy
piss all over it
>>535997808kek
>>535997747And a man knows his way around a shaft
>>535997818based and dude pilled>>535994462piss on it and kick it
>>535994682Shocking dissidents
>>535997501>dynamic symmetry I love how we have lowered the bar so much that retards getting degrees don’t even know what dynamic means anymore or what the dyad isTruly a strange time to be alive
>>535997747Also but like what's the purpose? Can you fuck it?Like I don't get the point. Most robots do things like work or war and in those cases sophisticated tactile arm robots and flying drones are already being optimized to their limits.It fucking rolls?Like is this because wheel robots can't do uberjeets to the woods or some bullshit?Some black guy is going to stomp on it and kill it. Or some indian will think it's a portable toilet to prevent street shitting.So like what's the fucking point? Especially if it's not made to get fucked. Like tape a onahole to it and I won't complain.I mean It's a cute proof of concept for maybe a master's thesis and a publication about spheroidal rolling robots (rolling objects is already a solved problem in mathematics and engineering).
>>535997959Anyone remember these fuckers?They severely nerfed them since my childhood.
>>535997912The best way to stop these is probably with chicken wire, but they can easily be airdropped or launched out of catapults.
>>535998062>Have rolling robot>Strap bomb to it>Roll it at somebody you want dead>???>Profit
>>535997959immediately thought of these too
>>535994605he said stick not dick
>>535994682Suicidal Kamikaze rushes.Imagine a hundred of these barrelling towards you and your men.
>>535998241Just use dogs or indians
>>535997501There's just no fucking way this is optimal
>>535994462Rollermines!?
>>535998313I think it's just a proof of concept for a different way to study robot motion. Rather than an actual useful product.
>>535994462Saw the video and I have to say, this has to be one of the worst designs I have ever seen in my life as an engineer.
>>535998083fuck no, what the fuck is this. when I was a kid my mom would have us catch bull frogs and if they were big enough we'd eat them.Also my mom believed TV was satan's method of controlling the youth so we only watched shit like magic school bus on VHS. I based my entire personality on carlos from that show when I was young.You know I'm starting to think that my family was actually just very poor and my mother may have been a schizoaffective christian. I dunno, I call it based and I'll raise my kids the same way.Anyways so I would have never seen anything like this in my life, and haven't until now.
>>53599468220 chicks at the same time
>>535995846>Cletus thinks he is going to win his red dawn larp against the drone armyLOL
>>535994462I freeze in place. Their eyesight is based on movement.
>>535998554When I was growing up we lived in a trailer behind a glass factory and I had to go dumpster diving for cans to recycle so I could buy my own food. My mother had one of these, which weighed like 10 pounds and it would shake the whole trailer when she turned it on. She would throw it at me to scare me when I was being bad. She walked out on me and my sister when I was 9.
>>535996570>Anyways I am going to continue the local political office I was elected to and be a roadblock to datacenters existing in my community. That is all I can reasonably do.Based af and godspeed anon
>>535997501MVP
It's happening
>>535999037Would
>>535994462>biblically accurate manmade horrors beyond your comprehension
>>535996843>NPR approved slang based on Star Wars.Do sheep really?
>>535998998Why does that jew have a helicopter hat and not a yarmulke?
>>535994462Are those booba?
>>53599855I got news for you, bud, if you dont already uave kids its too fucking late for you.Shouldnt you be wasting what little life you have left away going to concerts of washed up rockstars like the rest of gen x?
>>535994595buckshot. simple as.
>>535994462Tie it to a tree then snap all its legsTOTALCLANKERDEATH
>>535998083I remember these. I don't remember what the fuck you're supposed to do with them. Were they a dog toy or something you just rolled around? I only remember them being chucked at people really hard.
>>535994512Lol
>>535994462>mechanical macrocapsiddemonic
>>536001110wrong pic
>>535997959What is this from? I searched on reverse image search and the /v/ archive and found nothing.
>>535997501They invented a robotic dust bunny.
>>536001211Stolen HL2 CAD assets I have access to
>>535998152That's literally just an IED.
>>536000982They started out as a kids toy with like 4 D batteries, when they were really big, then they made a baby toy version with a pull string because togs kept eating the big ones, but then it turns out it scares babies, pinches their fingies, and a baby can't pull a string, so they decided to just make it a dog toy but they scaled it down to save on battery life and so that it no longer destroys the floor (which was a serious problem with the original heavy mother fuckers).
>>536001850
>>535997501>pushes empty box >goes up a wall, next to another wall, slowly, few feet up
>>536002057This is what white collar workers think blue collar workers do at work all day.
>>535999037>Why would you think a bubble would stop them?
>>535997501I need to sell this to Beard.
>>535994512when you chimp out is the moment they shoot you dead.
>>535994462It's a virus. The physical model shown here is a replicated mechanical virus monstrosity. Because of course it is.
>>535994784Don't forget IARPA and all of the multi-agency pass-through dummy corps. in the del-mar-va region.
>>535994462>What do?Spill some water on it
