I am a leftist and I like these. Why do conservatives HATE them? This is the biggest name on Fox news in america https://x.com/Acyn/status/1902470931085410565
Help me understand what's wrong with soup and milkshakes
>>535995342Conservatives are a superficial cargo cult, you are supposed to grow out of it like Liberalism
>masculinity
>>535995459Makes sense
>>535995366migger men love cock so anything that reminds them of their latent desire to slurp cum is a no-no b/c theyre paranoid about everyone knowing what they really are
>>535995342>>535995366if you're gonna "eat" soup you might as well be slurping gay muslim communist cum, you leftist faggotreal men eat nothing but protein and cheese. if you can shit, you're a queer
>>535995534Did you always hate soup? There are a lot of good soups
>>535995342And yet that guy couldn't kick his own ass.
>>535995366Miggers are overcompensating castratos
>>535995534>(You)
>>535995342Jesus waters posturing about what men should or shouldnt do while he throws up jazz hands in all of his monologues is pretty funny. I always thought he was a fag.
>>535995342>>535995477both of these are examples of performative masculinity.
Also he's lying here is him drinking from a straw
>>535995342He definitely gets fucked in the ass and needs to follow weird rules to make him feel masculine afterwards.
>>535995342I just do what I want. I don't care if someone disapproves. Milk shakes are fucking delicious.
I don't have rules for men because I'm not a flaming poof
>>535995342I agree, I am all about masculinity. Men should only have masculine role models. As a masculine man myself, I have come to admire and adore the masculine form. Male masculinity: I'm all about it
Only donkeys don't eat soup!
Soup is the most based nord-pilled food. Leftists *should* be the ones that hate it. This dude must be a real pussy to care about what others think about his food choices.
>>535995342Im going to be honest with you all I've never understood why you all listen to limp waisted dipshits from Fox, or losers that prey on young women like Tate. I mean christ, when I was a young person you'd be embarrassed to announce you were a raging virgin but dudes like Fuents and Shirley have made a brand of it.When all this incel shit started they called themselves forever alone. They came up with a dogma that became a mindset and now we have incels. Right wingers listen to these stupid rules for men and this shit is the blind leading the blind. When have men ever given a shit about what other men think. All this alpha male shit is for beta orbiters who think they have a chance of escaping the crab bucket.
>>535995342Wanna bet he crosses his legs under the table?
>>535995804Good
>>535995342Conservatives don't follow every suggestion from their talking heads like liberals do. There's this filter called your brain, the technocrats call it a meat computer because they're basically ketamine addicted mad scientists, now. Anyways, conservatives filter information through their brain and statements like this are going to have less consensus than say, whether or not the government should give a meth addict an oil burner to smoke more meth out of. It's great that you're tackling the hard hitting issues like soup and shakes. All of these people are people with personal opinions about mundane things you can take or dismiss.
>>535995534>if you're gonna "eat" soup you might as well be slurping gay muslim communist cum
>>535995366Something something performative masculinity commoditized identity
>don't cross your legs
>>535996075I think Jesse Watters is a hardass and so he has standards like this. Greg Gutfeld needs to come in and get him to keep it light.
I'm beginning to think toxic masculinity is real problem
>>535996135Jesse Waters is a liberal arts major who worked in the his whole life
>>535996192Worked in tv his whole life*
French Onion Soup is the Crown Jewel of western civilization.
>>535996128I mean John Ham's character was essentially a drifter that couldn't get away from his vices lomg enough to form any real lasting connections to basically anyone. He might not be the best example.
>>535995342I agree milk shakes are for kids and fat fucks
>>535996218That's a lot of performing. No wonder these are his standards of don't be seen this or that way. He's someone who is constantly obligated to present himself well.
>>535995342>muh conservatives hate [insert good thing] slop postingbro who is making these threads lol is it a new lefty meme?
>>535995342whats with the insecuritysoup and milkshakes are delicious
>>535995342Milkshakes are for kidsApparently having fun is somehow against conservative values.
Why do leftists have such huge yet fragile egos?
>>535995646And he always was
I hate what social media has done to society
>>535995342The gay thing to eat, is salads. A plate full of lettuce, with some tiny pieces of meat or chicken, totally gay.
>>535995366hes just a loser faggt thats mad about someone callin out his gay ass fraternity that probably used a straw one time
>>535996128Yea, there is more to masculinity then how you sit. It is a state of mind as well. Yes there are ways to sit that make you look like a limp wristed queer. But to just make a blanket statement like that is foolish
>>535995666That's not gay. He only did it so his makeup would stay intact.
>>535996403As we've established these things have worked well for Jesse Watters and therefore, as men do, he insists the young man also focus on these things. I'm not much into talking jobs, myself, so... Man is kind of diverse. What works for one doesn't work so well for others.
>>535995527and what's wrong with being gay, huh?
I hate soup because 5 hours ago I spilled a bowl on my $350 mechanical keyboard. I'm fucking livid bros.
>>535996594Bet you won't do that again.
>>535995366Eating soup / milkshakes involves slurping and puckering the lips, which apparently is sissy-like. What’s sissy-like is caring what other people think. Fuck other people.I eat the solid parts of the soup with a spoon and drink the liquid part straight from the bowl. Drinking milkshake with a straw is inefficient, once again use a spoon to dig and then just drink the melted parts.t. 8th level barbarian
>>535995342Anything to be contradictory. What a bunch of women MAGA fags are
>>535995342I bet this guy dresses in women's clothing in the privacy of his bedroom.
>>535996594
I'm just saying when you've got a capped root beer on your skip loader and you're sipping out of the straw between picking up buckets of dirt nobody's questioning your masculinity or whatever.
>>535996624Maybe watters is lactose intolerant and he sees no enjoyment from milkshakes.
>>535995366It's so out of left field that I'm thinking he's probably in the closet lol
>>535995342You're only allowed to sleep on a metal cot with no blanket or pillows, and don't even look at that lump of ice cream!
>>535996733I'm thinking he's got an hour slot five days a week and often hosts share personal opinions in between commentating on the news. These are comments for the core audience that tune in all the time. John Kobylt hates bananas and prefers to be able to order how well his burger is cooked. Love that guy.
Are men allowed to own closets or is that a big no no in america too?
>>535995366Cuckservatives are all faggots and terrified someone might find out and they think everyone else is that way
>>535995342Look anon. Being conservative is about eating REAL MAN MEAT, and wanting to fuck M&Ms. If you don't get it then maybe you're just gay.
>>535997155True
>>535995342Overcompensating closet fag that doesn't seem to be aware of how gay and feminine he looks
>>535995342I do all those things. I'm also a 6'3, 215 lb amateur boxer and no one would ever say that shit to my face. You might think I look like a fag for drinking a boba tea from a straw, but I also know you don't have the balls to say anything lmao.
>>535995666Good form. Looks like he has a lot of practice.
>>535997109Faggots all insist everyone else is one because they need to spread the mind virus they have.
French onion soup cannot be contained.
>>535995666Wait, he said he wasn't serious and you're still going with this? The democratic socialists of America are taking over the democratic party and this is what you want to talk about. Okay...
>>535995342The guy is so insecure about his sexuality that can't even put a straw in his mouth. He is so deep in the closet that he is going to end up in Narnia.
>>535997471Let's psychoanylize the guy for comments he made with the disclaimer "these aren't serious, just funny" meanwhile trannies are writing memes on their firearms as we speak.
>>535995342This faggot wears makeup.Men don't wear makeup.So I'm not going to have some mamby pamby powderpuff faggot tell me what is and isnt manly.
>>535997412That looks really good.
>why does 2+2=5?It doesn't. Do not reply to zero effort shills like OP.
They gutted the entire reward structure for all this male stoicism bullshit and expect you to just keep acting performatively and self-destructively manly for the love of the game while all your resources are stolen and given to Israel and niggers. Buy the Duke Cannon soap, but don't under any circumstances think you have any controlling interest in your own homeland and labor.
