It seems not everyone can become a Rocket Man.https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2060168861992022339
turns out rocket science is hard.
Oh no how terribleIs this the biggest recorded?
what a colossal fuckupdidn't even leave the ground, just exploded like some fuel tank
>space data centers>moon fabs>mars basesany day now
>>535997906Has anyone EVER started a space program without blowing up a bunch of rockets?
>>535997906was he in it?
>>535998090>just exploded like some fuel tankIt is 90% just a fuel tank.
>>535998068it definitely the largest that has occured on the cape.
>>535997906>>535998025>>535998068https://youtu.be/8VOaV0A8BWo
>>535998122The real treasure was the stock we sold to investors on the way to becoming Too Big to Fail and a Vital Part of National Security that will be backstopped by the taxpayers.
you just know zoltron mamalamadingdong is gonna have a field day saying "wouldn't that money have better been spent on teachers rather than your failed pet project? something to think about"
>>535997906>>535998025>In other, completely unrelated news, Amazon is raising the price of Prime again
Serves them right for naming their rocket Glen
>>535998304
>>535997906Think of how much they learned
>>535997906another attempt by sad pathetic losers
Good. Bezos is goyslop international jewry royalty like bill gates
>>535998025that's hot
I was in cocoa near i95 at the time the whole eastern shy glowed orange. Knew it wasnt a sucessful rocket because the orange glow didnt go up into the sky and disappear, it went high then went low again. Didn't know what was happening just the sky was pitch black with rain and the all of a sudden it was like a sunrise at night with how bright it became
fuck you fucking goyim making light of this you have no idea how much money was sunk into that explosion
For Bezos, this is the financial equivalent of a wagie's small propane grill burning up in his back yard. Maybe less if it was insured.
>>535998025
>>535997906another jeet sacrifice to agni god of drones and ai
>>535998535people saw it in orlando.
>>535997906>>535998025>>535998068>>535998090>>535998122When will you retards learn that the rockets don't do anything? They just waste all the money they get from us on it LOLNASA - Into the moneypitAmazon - Into the moneypitElon - Into the moneypitScience worshipping faggots deserve humiliation
>>535997906>first entirely black astronaut crewWhat did he mean by this?
>>535997906rocket fuel can't melt steel towers
>>535997906>annoying rich man loses rocket worth tens of millionsGOOD
>>535998600Thats a solid 50 miles away fuck
>>535998653hehe ;D
>>535998304>be me>that time of the year when I need to order one thing off Amazon>log in for the first time in 9 months>they offer me one month free prime again like last year>accept it>get my shit delivered next day for free>add note in calendar to cancel prime in exactly one monthI thought billionaires were smart lol.
Damn, this will set them back a year, potentially more.At least SpaceX is chugging along now, I guess.
>>535998735>Be you>wagecuck buying merchandise from a billionaire well on his way to becoming a trillionaire>"I have defeated him with my superior intellect!"
>>535998645AYY LMAO
is this bad
>>535998366Wow whoever made that strip is a fucking faggot lmfao
>>535998025quite the cortisol spike on that chrome dome over there
bump
>>535998895not as good as David Blaine but not too bad.
>>535998025gyat
>>535998895>>535997906Anyone got a recorded stream with live staffer and chat reactions?
>>535998025Holy fuark. It's pretty cool to think that it takes that much energy to send a rocket to space
>>535998645nothing wrong with science you dumbass. this is just a scam
>>535998025Yes.. YES!
>>535997906lol did they get the wrong gyro stabilizer, the same shit happend to india recently.
>>535998645Why are you in the internetz then, go live in a cave somewhere dolt.
>>535999669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm8wRjD3xVAits not from Blue Origin staff, but from people always monitoring the launch. Explosion a bit after 2:08 on that stream
>>535998025How much money went up in flames?
Apparently this is a pretty big deal, since this rocket was slated to be used for the next moon lander next year.
>>535999748Rockets don't work in a vacuum, you fucking gypsy cretin. It's all fake and gay.
>>535999822its freemasons who reverse engineered antiquitech to make this dystopian shitthen they try to replace the flat earth maps on buildings from the byzantine period with fucking globecuck maps
>>535997906ELONG YOU GOT AN ALIBI
Kek even the Australian rocket went higher in the air before exploding.(yes, soon Australia will be able to launch rockets and satellites and shit. As soon as our rocket can stay in the hour for more than 15 seconds, that is. Soon we should be able to launch the first kangaroo into space.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kC3bw6eURA
>>535999977Nice digits
>>535997906Like Musk, he is going to need more government money to do what the government could do 60 years ago.
>>535998366It is incredibly depressing just how fucking gay attempts at comics are these days. Between female "artists" and whatever type of faggot this is, my generation is completely retarded and uncreative.
>>535998139Rocket lab has never had a single detonation on a launch pad.
>>535997906>gets fined millions for back taxes>rocket explodes>hair still MIAJeff should just call it quits lmao.
>>535998025Fuel tank explosion?
>>535997906Damn I can just picture bezos wiping his tears with $100 bills
Elon sabotage.
>>535997906Why is Elon Musk retard posting? Did he do it?
>>535998895I'm pretty sure it's supppsed to look like that
>>535997906>hires amazon niggers that throw packages to build a rocket>explodes
>>535997906Rocket fuel can't melt steal beams
>>535998895THATLL BUFF RIGHT OUT
>>535998025rocket got framemogged by those two tower structures whilst suffering from an irreversible cortisol spike
>>535997906
>>535998653please be real
>>535998818If all us wagies were so smart to hold off til it was free maybe the majority of working folks could cause a correction in the economy with prices going down due to less demand, I know its hard to wait and plan ahead for a niggerfaggot such as yourselfLet me help, plan ahead a date and kys
>>535998219god dammit jeets even invaded my boards of canada at 23:00"hare hare ram krishna krishna hare"
Isn't Bezos also running on American tax payer dollars like Musk? i don't think he cares
>>535998090It wasn't supposed to leave the ground, it was an engine test.Still a big money wasting fuck up tho.
>>536001295HES COMPETING FOR THE SAME SPACE CONTRACTS UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIMSPACEX IPO INCOMING
>>536001295>the 1st and 4th richest men in the world get taxpayer money to help subsidize their toy rocket hobbytruly the worst timeline
>>535998025Lol someone forgot to tell bezos space is fake and gay so he actually tried to build a rocket according to The Science™ and this was the inevitable result
karma for hiring that spiteful kike eric kripke KEKeat shit bezos
>>535997906with him in it?
>>535999846>Stream start 1150 EDT>Launch at 2100 EDT>Commentary switches on at 2105
>>535998025you can do this shit for free in kerbal jeffyou can set up a game with elon and you can be retarded gov niggers together
>>535998122it's absolutely possiblejust not in the hands of ketamine addicted, jew-owned niggerfaggots
>>535999716And that's with only a static fire load. That's probably like 15% of max fuel and maybe 50% oxidizer. A failure like this with a fully fueled full stack would be absolutely catastrophic.
i wonder if people died
>>536002697No, this was a static fire test for an amazonLEO satellite launch slated for next week. Nobody is within miles of the pad during tests like these for this exact reason.
>>536002752i wouldn’t be surprised if people did die explosion seen from 50 miles away amazon can sweep under the rug no problem
>>535998789Their most recent rocket launch also blew up
>>535998025That's violent as fuck, I've never seen a rocket wholly explode and disintegrate like that without even launching.
>>536002778Anything's possible but there's no reason anyone would be within 3 or 4 miles of the pad. Everything is remotely controlled from launch control and almost everything is automated anyway. Like I said to that other anon, it's a failure of a full stack that is infinitely more likely to result in fatalities, even if it doesn't have a human payload. The prop load for a static fire is a fraction of what's used on a wet dress rehearsal or a real launch. This is a pretty big deal because of where the explosion happened (on the launchpad surrounded by vital launch support equipment rather than at a test range offsite) but this is nowhere near a worst case scenario in terms of pad damage and infrastructure loss. The big question is how much shrapnel made it out to the VAB and is the hardware stored for future use scrap now.
>>535998176Half fuel, half oxidizer, so more akin to a good old fashioned bomb.
>>535997906Real shame there were no asshole celebrities on board.
>>536002980>Blue Origin confirmed an "anomaly" occurred during the test and said all personnel were accounted for and safe. Emergency crews responded to the launch complex, but officials said there was no danger to the surrounding community from fire, fumes or other hazards.i understand you but also i don’t trust a megacorp
>>536003118this
>>535998025AI
i dont care
>>535998225>The real treasure was the stock we sold to investors that will be backstopped by the taxpayers
>>535997906This is what Americans get for electing a bunch of billionaire pedo incels, lol. Should've just let NASA design the rocket instead of cancelling it for Musk/Bezos vaporware.>>536002470Holy kino.
>>535998025well it is not like its rocket science
>>535998068>Is this the biggest recorded?Nah.This is bigger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nr6Tlu0EvM
>>535998025the time of fucking day changed
>>535998653If they weren't all black they are now.
>>535998025>the explosion extinguishes the flame on the flaretowerfucking byootiful
>>535997906>no double flash>no emp wave>camera still existing>operator of the camera still alive>no proof of radiation spikeNot a nuke. Your video just show a big explosion
>>536003621nice pic
>>535997906How jeeted is the blue origin's engineering crew?
>>536002778Doubt it. Any time the rocket is being fueled the whole area is evacuated as a precaution.
>>535997906Freemason larper con artist and faggotry pederast John Glenn who went nowhere and accomplished
>>536000299Fuck yeah, lets plant some kangaroo's on the moon>Bowenabsolute shithole
>>536004721do you even have to ask lmao
>>535997906Jeeted
>>535998653It was an unmanned test flight of their new rocket, roughly 1/3 the power of Hiroshima, people felt shockwaves all around Florida. Also Chud the Builder has taken approximately 5,901 yards of black penis in his mouth and butthole since his arrest, and it's planned to go up over the course of 56 years.
>>536003621We didnt elect them, they were installed under the guise of choice
>>535997906Amazon is absolute shit, if you ever bought anything from there you are brown
>>535997906As usual, the shills are avoiding the only interesting question like it's the plague: incompetence, or sabotage? If sabotage, who benefits?
>>535997906Is jeff ok?
>>536004984india
>>535997906lel I bet Musk did a sabo tage on it.
>>536004976It's fucking awesome in the US.Bezos should let Musk have space.
>>536005000No, he's gay now.
>>536005017Or, maybe it was another slimy kike who deals in spaceflight and was recently joined to the government at the hip? The one that immediately posted cheeky shit about it on nu-twitter.
>>535997906isn't the trick to be build small rockets first and then eventually work your way up to big rockets?
>>535997906that is very sad. i am only hearing of it now. it is very unfortunate they failed. hopefully they learned something valuable.maybe some of you playing the game think it's funny when these failures take place. but you are wrong. you are the real shitbags. any of these potential grand successes belong to all of humanity. shame on you all for taking pleasure in the failure. them failing means (you) failed. how pathetic. maybe try harder next time? did that feel good? no it didn't. maybe try and have more respecc for those who are actually trying to do something and trying to advance humanity.i wish them great success in their next attempt and i hope they do not lose heart. their accomplishments exemplify the best of humanity. they are champs for just being able to TRY unlike all the fat retarded shitbags itt laughing at their own species' collective failure. fuck you you fucking faggots.
Good morning!
because carbon credits exist, the american taxpayer just gave hundreds of millions to the ccp because of that one explosion.
>>535997906Elon has a good opportunity to post the "First Time?" Meme with his and Bezo's heads superimposed lol
>>535997906To bad it wasn’t the launch with the roasties.
>>536005160The trick is to blow inordinate amounts of money making mistakes until you figure out almost everything that can go wrong and eventually fly.These stories aren't irrelevant given the scale, but the success of billionaires is usually built on heaps of failures. Arguably the single most important distinction between a 'normie' and the wealthy is the wealthy don't let a failure (or hundreds) discourage them.
>>535997906>>535998025Maybe don't hire jeets to engineer it.
>>536005290>the single most important distinction between a 'normie' and the wealthy is the wealthy don't let a failure (or hundreds) discourage them.specially when those 'wealthy' faggots don't pay for their failures but you and the normies do
>>536005197Ok. My bad, just found out that space rocket research is exempt from carbon credits!The single most polluting activity you can do on earth is exempt from carbon controls. This fucking amazes me.
>>535999926Rockets work by momentum of the expelled combustion products. Rockets work in space because of conservation of momentum.Your theory that must push air, is invalidm as the front of the rocket also pushes air, same air.
>>536005559Your mom pushes air, around my rocket.
12.3m 100 mile car journeys. POOF
>>536005497Want to get Even angrier? Look up how carbon emissions go countries are calculated. The increase in emissions HAS to be "detected" somewhere. Pic rel has to be paid for, after all lol!
usa and china>hey everyone we're going to live on the moon>just hop inside our ballistics tier oversized rocket and strap in>start your life countdown>die>total cost write off per rocket $11 billionthis is the literal definition of insanity
>>536005171get a load of this moral faggotgo suck bezos dick
>>535998270It would have been needed than literally burning it.Glad to know you support billionaires’ space hobbies over quality education of American children.
>>536006138The truth is the steal most of the money for their pensions (don't tell the Niggercrats, lol).
>>536005880no that is dna expending all its available resources to ensure its survival while also, as bonus, facilitating its spread. welcome to planet Earth. shit's rough here.
>>536005171>written by a foid or a tranny
>>536006138if you gave a shit about the quality of education for american child you'd want to throw out every nigger and spic that is in the system
>>536006480yep, tranny confirmed
>>535998025Beautiful
>>535999748anglos somehow claim that science is fake and gay but they sit on a computer typing this :dyou must see that you cant help these people :d
>>536006446What the FUCK does that have to do with the topic at hand? Also - Browns are only here because capitalists like Bezos and Trump employ them as cheap labor.>>536006225The truth is that your teachers were underpaid and it shows.
>>536005171Maybe some Canadians are alright
bruh
>>535998025>couldn't even make it to the bermuda triangle
>>536006277>here have some retarded word saladyeah unfortunately the planet is populated by disgusting subhuman jeets
>>536004984>If sabotage, who benefits?Spacex, by a longshot. BO is their primary competition for heavy lift domestic services and what would appear to be the proximate cause of the explosion, the BE4 engine, is shared by both New Glenn and ULA's Vulcan. Although you probably wouldn't need to fuck with the BE4 to keep Vulcan grounded as they're having their own problems with the GEM SRBs from Northrup.That being said it's most likely neither. Only a few dozen BE4 engines have ever been produced and as reliable as they've been upto now they're far from proven. It could easily be a freak accident caused by some condition they've simply been lucky to never encounter before now. Or hell, it could have been the same thing that did ship 36? in last year at Masseys. COPV could have popped or leaked and unzipped the whole thing. In any case it'll probably be weeks before BO has concrete info and given how tight lipped they are historically, we may never know in detail what exactly happened here.
>>536007472>atomic tier mushroom cloud.hmm
>>535997906LMAO FUK U JEFFAMAZON IS SO INCOMPETENT
>>535998735>>add note in calendar to cancel prime in exactly one monthJust like every other free trial, you can cancel the same hour you got it.
>>535998653Rolling for glassed africans
Don't worry, we have the presidente of the WWE heading up US education. I feel American brain expanding like Blue Origin hull.Tomorrow child will be genius.
>>535998400>ALL OF THE DATA BRO>WOW DATA>EPIC DATA>so why did it explode?>A jeet forgot to tighten this Valve to speclol
>>535997906>>535998025Look how they massacred my boy
>>535998025they take our money and waste our ressources for complete bullshit
>>536004580bot or a moron?
>>536004580have a real nuke for your effortshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lb1TAMTZv8
>>536008485kys retard i btfoed you yesterday in your own thread about this bs
>>536008532you didn'tpoint to where you btfo me>>535948383https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/535948383/#535948383
>>536003945Damn
Can someone explain why it was on a lauch pad if this was a static test? Are they really this incompetent?
>>535998645Starlink seems to work well
(S)pace is fake and gay(N)uclear weapons are a hoax(E)arth is flat(E)volution didn't happen (D)inosaurs never existed
>>536003945>are we dangerous?>yes we are dangerousthat cavalier attitude went away real quick
>>536002752>static fire test>let's do it on a launch pad
>>536008485where is the double flash?
>>536008764it lasts milliseconds you won't see it on such device or with your own eyes
>>536008301more like>Chinese/Iranian/Russian hackers over-pressurized a valveThey're done the same to several sites across the US>CA chemical explosion>WA chemical explosion>Dallas gas explosion>New York water systems>Florida wildfires>Asian-origin insects decimating Florida's orange crops>ticks swarming the North-Eastern US carrying incurable diseases>spread of Ebola/Measles/Airborne Hantavirus>burning of religious sites in JapanProbably just a big coincidence though, with the World Cup coming in two weeks.
>>535998025Why did we lose the technology just to relearn it and continue to fail
>>536007472Man I really hope someone recorded it with a wide angle because the lightning flashing in the back would make a kino shot
>>535998025thats some amazing practical effects
>>536008859I thought they landed on the moon six times with this technology???
>>536009180
>>535998025Rad.
>>535997906Rockets are hardPenises are hardIt's most unfortunate when they are soft
>>535998025>Blue-upholy kek
>>535998735>I thought billionaires were smart lol.Clearly you aren't though.Always cancel throwaway subscriptions IMMEDIATELY after making them. In fact, you should only ever buy one month at a time at most, no matter what, and immediately cancel.If you still feel like keeping your subscription up, just do it again. Sometimes you even get a discount for "staying".
>>536004068it happens with really big boomshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA
>>535998645Trump just made a website for you schizos, enjoy!aliens.gov
>>536005310They don’t. You retards who keep saying this don’t know what the fuck youre talking about.
>>535998895No, just hilarious.
>>536008532>she can't
>>536000411Look at this guy defending bozos
>>535997906A single failed Blue Origin rocket launch releases carbon emissions and pollutants that are roughly equivalent to the lifetime carbon footprint of 12,000 to 75,000 average people
>>536009432Yea, they can't let just anyone work on rockets because of ITAR. The only real difference between a rocket and a missile is the payload.
>>536002809it's called rapid iterative development, chudso long as their pads don't get blown to shit again, it's cool
>>536004906It's incredible how literally the only thing amercian 'white' '''men''' think about is nigger cock and actual whites being raped by it. Literally the only thing you think about.
>>535998122picrel anon
>>536010069It's easy to get rid of stuff in space, just throw it in the Sun.
>>536010535about that...
>>536010662That guy is probably the biggest pseud of the past century, competing closely with Trofim Lysenko.
>>535999856Less than the cost of the t-rex skeleton in Bezos' foyer.Fucking over Americans for Wall St jews pays well.
>>536010535>It's easy to get rid of stuff in space, just throw it in the Sun.You throw the heat in the sun?But it is easy to get rid of garbage. A tiny nudge is all you need to get away from the Lagrange point and then it might take ten years but slowly the tug of gravity over time eventually pulls it to the sun!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagrange_point
>>535997906more like L Bozos rocket exploded lmao
>>536010727>That guy is probably the biggest pseud of the past century, competing closely with Trofim Lysenko.He owes 110% of his success to that songBILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
>>535998025Dayum
>>536008177Checked
>>536002651>A failure like this with a fully fueled full stack would be absolutely catastrophicWe hope.
>>536008177checked and based
>>536000299You couldn’t even get a rocket higher than the launch pad tower, meanwhile we have the leading launch vehicle company in the world are you retarded?
>>535998025So that's how they faked nuclear explosion liquid rocket fuel in slow motion
>>536011050feed & seed
>>536010823>the tug of gravityI love forces that pull!
>>535998025that's one pretty fucking cool explosion though
>>535998025>turns out rocket science is hard.You could actually overengineer just about anything to be safe and reliable but these jews love to hire pajeets and mexicans and crippled gay black women with nose rings to contract their work.
>>536010069is it even feasible to have large data-centers up there? you can't really run maintenance on them and there's ton of debris up there that will damage your shit.if they can make it work that's pretty cool though
>>536011738Elon MUST put pajeet curry shit in space and on Mars.You just don't understand, anon.
>>535997906If I was his disgusting, bogged out wife, I'd divorce him.
>>536009405>Clearly you aren't though.>Always cancel throwaway subscriptions IMMEDIATELY after making them. In fact, you should only ever buy one month at a time at most, no matter what, and immediately cancel.>If you still feel like keeping your subscription up, just do it again. Sometimes you even get a discount for "staying".I'll keep that in mind.
>>536010069Datacenters will fall out of the sky.People will die. Americans will die.Datacenters will "accidentally" fall into enemy territory and we will "lose" (give) government secrets to Russia and China, to explain why our lives will get worse.Also hackers aren't real. The government instructs Yahoo or whoever to leak your passwords.
>>536010662>earth is a closed systemBased flat earther
>>535998735>I thought billionaires were smart lol.Neither are you since you haven't realised that you can immediately cancel after accepting and you still get the full month.
>>536005559>>535999926NTA, but you can enter space, but you can't steer, once you're in it. Do I have that wrong?
>>535997906The fault in our stars(hips)
>>535998025those Amazon workers are in for a whippin
>>535998949>>536000411its because they cant keep their humor objective. it always reads like a modern history class project.
>>535998025god i love michael bay so much
>>536012314You can, simply apply thrust in different directions to adjust course.
>>535997906not my problem !
>>535997906Amazon sure delivered there
>>535997906>>535998025And they expect us regular folk to stop breathing to reduce carbon dioxide emissions.
>>535998025>Spaceflight now>Err... actually maybe later
>>535997906why are billionaires building rockets instead of submersibles? someone with Bezos money could make a safe and profitable version of OceanGate tourism.
>>535998068>>535997906kekgood.fuck'em
>>536003076should launch one at isreal
>>535997906hahaThe richest african-american wins again
>>536001349>engine test with a full tank of gaspay me for this comment, bezos
>>535998219I stole your apple. Have a tendie
>>535998170katy perry was on board unfortunately
>>536005091I didn't know you could be double gay
>>536007785On approach to Orlando airport? If so, this was filmed more than 70 kilometers from the explosion
>>536004906Niggers enjoy interracial gay sex?
>>535998025>rocket launch >big explosion >rocket is gone >GrEaT sUcCeSs
>>535998025Holy kino
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'
Shame he wasn't on it
>>535997906Fund SpaceX.Space~X.Star~Ship!!!
>>536002697they tweeted that all personnel were accounted for. (Well, at least all their body parts were found...)
>>536002930>[SpaceX glances sideways nervously in AMOS-6]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgJEXQkjNQ
>>536005279that or "Welcome to the club!"
>>535997906When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.
>>536008695they were probably doing a combination static fire and wet dress rehearsal, so fully loaded first and second stages, hence the size of the explosion.
>>536010823Obviously you orbit it in a fixed geostationary position on the dark side of the moon. Probably best not to take cameras.
>U love Jeff Bezos Wifes Penis Logo waved in your face>U love Jeff Bezos Wifes Penis Logo>U love Jeff Bezos Wifes Penis>U love Jeff Bezos>U love>U
>>536003945>>536008614>>536008749https://youtu.be/Cq4gWRNdq_M
>>535998139Well Blue Origin doesn't launch very often and tries to engineer the rockets as well as they can before testing them, unlike SpaceX which blows them up on purpose to test their limits. Blue Origin's rocket blowing up like this without even leaving the launch site is a collasal failure given their conservative approach.
>>535997906GO JEFF GO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5w2QwdYik
>>536023109Boom Origin
>>536005497Nobody cares because nobody is man enough to scrub India and China off the planet with nuclear fire. Kneecapping ourselves over pollution is fucking pointless when the entire globe sums up to about 2% of those two countries combined.
>>536024186No Glenn
>>536026847indeed
>>535998025WHAT?! ROCKET 6 WAS JERKS!
>>535998025>chuds when their mom gets them chicken tikka masala for dinner
>>535998068I still Challenger was the most Kino. Actual fucking people in that one when it exploded and it was recorded live.
>>536011738There is not a ton of debris in space. The most debris-filled part of space is emptier than the emptiest park of the ocean (you know, excluding the water ya fags)The likelihood of anything getting hit by debris in space is lower than a data center getting hit by a natural distater here on Earth too. Its really a no-brainer if you can figure out getting the shit up there.
>>536028378Columbia too but only after the investigation produced visual simulations for the breakup.
>>535998025worth it for the cool explosion
>>535998025What was that water tower made out of? Can I invest in that? That explosion didn't rock shit. That water tower is WANGHAF.
>>535998068N1 explosion was bigger, however it was not recorded on video, at least no video that has been released to the public
>>536024186Won't somebody think of the tents?
>>536007472They shouldn't have been test launching with lightning on range. Stupid fucks, that's Mother Nature fucking with you. Deserved!
>>536030371Rockets can take a little lightning
>>535998653>hey, wat diss big red button doo?>Delray, don't press that big button>why?>don't do it Delray, don't'>I'm gonna press it.. ganna doo it>fuck U Delray
>>536030424Somehow this doesn't surprise me - it's ruZZia after all. Safety? Meh...too expensive.
>>535997906>>535998025Goddamn
Oops
At least his diverse workforce is not unionizing.
>>536009432>you retards who keep saying this don’t know what the fuck youre talking about.why dont you enlighten us as to who are the engineers of this failed project?
>>536003945>"I think that might be a gas station or something">"Fuck yeah it's a gas s..."
Don't worry, the amerimutt taxpayer is gonna reimburse him through the kike government.
>>535997906He'll purchase another
>>535998122kek would love to hear Musk admit that thousands of people are gonna die on Mars and there is nothing he can do about it. probably why he wants his robots to do everything so that he can avoid the uncomfortable fact of human loss of life which will greatly harm his business in space.
>>535998025TRUTHNUKE
>>536009432well? we're waiting
>>535997906Shouldn't of stolen NASA's moon contract from Elon
>>536032762kekimagine not considering probabilities
>>535997906>not everyone can become a Rocket Manyou got that right bub. pic related, my first million in the stock market. bought in under 5.
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>>536032982for the record
>>536019222checked. even niggers crave bwc
>>535997906>whites fuck up>/pol/ blames IndiansI have Timmie fatigue.
>>536012801They are more interested in 'dunking' on whatever rather than hitting a punchline. This comic only needs the last two frames (the assistant tells bezos that he's texting threats to the workers, bezos gets angry and the assistant thinks it's because it's not enough, turns out bezos is angry that the workers have time to read texts). The rest is just jerking off.
>>536029230F
>>536009424Space doesnt even exist so how can aliens exist?
>>536033678fuck off back to india/sinai desert then
>>535998025the pyro inside of me is erect
Lost the original vid. Catbox re-upload please?
>>535997906that's our goybux going up in smoke lads. Enjoy while you can
>>535997906Cool
>>536028781it only takes one errant screw in orbit skipping across the atmosphere from some chink satellite which would be traveling thousands of miles an hour in one direction while a commercial space line travels thousands of miles a hour in the other directionstuff falling from airplanes is rare as fuck to injure someoneit has happened tho
>>536000665One of the towers was made out of steel beamsThe other was made out of wooden doorsGuess which tower survived
>>536011050In some of the earlier ones, they didn't even go that far, they just took a slow-mo over-exposed video of the sun rising
>>536022664Why would that have to be done on a launch pad
>>536036067by the time you've built clamps, hardened concrete with exhaust redirect systems, cooling systems, water tower, big turbine pumps for the fuel and ox...you've literally built a launchpadso that's why they do it there
>>536037053Seems incredibly short sighted given they no longer have a launch pad. SpaceX has a different pad they use for static tests.
