how are you preparing for the inevitable draft?
>>535998820I'm not diverse enough to participate
>>535998820I’m fifty.
>>535998820too old.
How do people get drafted in Russia or the United States? Just go live in the vast wilderness for a few years until things blow over.
I'm too autistic and fat to ever serve in the military
>>535998820I don't wanna avoid draft if it means I get to kill white people
>>535998964Too lazy, too stupid
>>535998820Slavs are a very special people, who love their special military operations.
>>535998820I'm fat
>>535998820I’m 32 with a 100% medical retirement ten years ago. Have fun though. Hope you faggots don’t get deployed.
>>535998820I already joined ICE, I know where other whites live.Protip: target high schools and colleges to draft men of small towns
>>535998820by remembering my great grandpa and his pickle jar with a russian ear in it
>>535998820I constructed a highly realistic silicone dummy to serve in my place. Should buy me precious time to escape out the back door
>>535998820I will be a suave 007 spy and get Russian secrets by fucking hot chicks in Russia, I look like webm so should blend in easily>>535998964>>535999047Fuck that, there are entities that roam in the darkness
>police show up>greet them with a roman salute and a cheery sieg heil, kameraden>straight to jail
>>535998820Based, don't fight for gay sex in ukraine
>>535998820literally just leave the country. it so simple.
reminding everyone why we need to protect article 9Japan hasn't lost to militarism just yet.
>>535998820Dropped from 330lbs down to 235lbs and been hiking more but I’m 39 and have ADHD so I won’t
>>535998820By sleeping soundly and not worrying about it.Because it won't happen to me.
>>535998820I wouldn't have been able to resist mooshing the meatcatcher against a pole. Can't catch meat if you are paralysed.
>>535999018Shitjeets don't have the muscle tone to operate intermediate cartridge rifles. you could set up shit booby traps on trails though I suppose
>>535998820>Thermite PowderRed Iron Oxide & Aluminum Powder.4 parts R.I.O. to 1 part A.P.Use a magnesium strip to ignite.>Pipe BombPVC pipe, 550 Cord, Metal BBs, Gunpowder/Black Powder/Tanerite 5g of chosen Powder per 1/2 inch of pipe>NapalmPolystyrene & Diesel Fuel50/50 mix
>>535998820dumbass gopnik hanging on the hood, I'd have smashed his bug ass onto a tree
>>536003143You wouldn't do shit, fatass
>>535998820Man living in Canada is so nice. I get to have the good things america has to offer and still have free healthcare and little to no chance of being drafted to fight for israels interests.
>>536003410And with guns too. It would be perfect.
>>535998820>how are you preparing for the inevitable draft?by getting olderThis "draft" has been "inevitable" since 2019.
>>536003410I'll be with the wife enjoying life, look at my phone> Indians are mass cannibalising each other> Americans are getting drone striked in the middle east and are navigating meth heads, no medical care and the most incompetent leadership to date.>chinas economy collapsing>the global south too poor and malnourished to reach Europe.And in that moment I will have a feeling of peace. Like all the threats to my material wellbeing destroyed. Relieved I'm not being pressganged into Israel's interests. With a full stomach and my beautiful wife sitting across from me.
>>536001298>>536003225Sounds like you want to get murdered.
>>535998820With Americans being the ones forcibly "drafted" into a war, you should be worried by the number of rifles and high capacity magazines, sure. But the amount of tannerite, stump blaster, that's sold here yearly should be a close second, concern wise.
>>536003675Quebec city is a great place to euromax.I think I'll do that this summer.
I have a vital function, so I won't get drafted.
>>535998820Siaga 12 with drum. Ak with 4 drums. Bullpup 12 ga with buckshot and drum. LV4 plates. Smoke launchers. 1k gallons of water and purifier. Growing my own food.
>>536002093do you have loose skin? if so, how bad is it? if not, how'd you avoid that?
>>535998820That press ganger is very lucky that driver was a kind person and slowed down so he could get off the car. Most people would have just floored it until he went flying off the car somewhere.
>>536003969Besides, in the Netherlands the 17 year olds would go first.
>>536001664Fill it with rocks and tannerite and put a dummy weapon in ita hand. They will commit suicide trying to draft it and then you won't have to escape anywhere. Plus free loot.
>>535998820>not running the guy on the hood overrookie mistake
I'll either refuse to shoot or I'll just shit and piss myself at every opportunity and become a environmental hazard.
>>535998820JUST THINKIF THAT "RECRUITMENT OFFICER" DIED THEN THAT WOULD BE ONE LESS "RECRUITMENT OFFICER" AVAILABLE TO HARASS THE GENERAL POPULACE!JUST THINK
>>535998820You tell me hivan. russia needs more meat at the front and hired meat is harder and harder to get.
>>536004359In the real world, people actually shut down and become NPCs the microsecond anyone with a badge shows up. They'll get in the boxcar to the gulag. They'll quit their job and leave their family to go to the trenches.Even 1% of people shooting back would win, yes, but they won't.
>>535998820By not going. Simple as
>>536004628>In the real world, people actually shut down and become NPCs the microsecond anyone with a badge shows upThere are so many countless examples of people chimping out at police that you’d have to be fucking braindead to believe that
>>535998964thats a good idea. i want to live innawoods with grizzly bears ;dwe allready saw how this bullshit works out in your survival shows. you will just die, retard lol.its so annoying.there is no innawoods, there is no self sustaining.we all need the system that kills us.you wonder how that works :3
>>536001689what do you call this phenotype?
>>536005447interesting
>>535998820Should’ve scraped the coward off on a tree
>>536001781>straight to starring in anti puccian drone snuff film ftfy
>>536004628>In the real world, people actually shut down and become NPCs the microsecond anyone with a badge shows up. They'll get in the boxcar to the gulag. They'll quit their job and leave their family to go to the trenches.>Even 1% of people shooting back would win, yes, but they won't.This, this and this
>>536003749You must of missed the compliance of Covid measures, nigger you’ll be the one going one way or another. Whites culling banning whites will be hilarious.
>>535998820another passportleg it when it starts
>>535998820We're like Israel on that, so there'll be no draft when you fuckers decide to expand your 2-day-SMO to include all territories previously controlled by Moscow.
>>535998964Could be done in the US,But surviving winter in Russia is probably not that easy
>>535998820>not smooshing that lil piggyweak
>le draftDo you mean mobilization?I follow the instructions given to me in writing and do my duty.
>>535998820By telling lawmakers to focus on robotics. In fact, military service should be 100% unmanned by 2030.
>>535998820When I interact with Ukrainians/Russians I think to myself how the fuck did these people compete with Americans.
>>536011107Your duty is to stay in this hole in the ground and attract enemy fire so we can pinpoint their position. Oh and watch out for drones lol. Good luck comrade!
>>535998921they have been taking older men
