>Woman who threw a stick of dynamite at her boyfriend while he sleptAdd it to the listhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-who-threw-a-stick-of-dynamite-at-her-boyfriend-while-he-slept-leaving-him-without-a-hand-learns-her-fate/ar-AA24if0I
>>536010062>she does some Wile E Coyote shit>later have some wild make up sex (powered by acme)
Where did she get a fuse lit stick of dynamite lol? Literal ACME shit. Is the media just retarded and she got him with some Mexican fireworks or what?
>>536011345I do a lot of work in mining, and there are induction site safety videos for contractors that include a large section on "DON'T STEAL OUR EXPLOSIVES I SWEAR TO GOD"
>>536011052
a sack of rice just fell over in china, let's post it on /pol/, critical news
>>536010062>Sleeping in the same place with a woman after fighting her over her leaving I'm guessing he's a dumb mutt nigger too
>>536010062>Insert Caleb Laugh
>>536012006but it says it was in new york, I doubt they do any mining with explosives in new york, do they?
>>536010062Niggers are cartoon characters.
>>536010062amerimutts have always been looney tunes tier
>>536012006Two of my clients are miners, and when it is BOOM time, the explosives are escorted by the police until the specialists detonate them. Do you guys move that shit like they are bananas?
>>536014081Looney Coons
>>536010062>woman who threw stick of dynamitehave you seen modern dynamite? looks like a fat fucking wurst, would be hilarious to throw at someone>leaving him without a handoh, she ignited it...
>>536011052KeekFpbp
>>536014215>live in mining statehere, we have white people who steal dynamite from their work site and threaten to blow up buildings with it, it makes local news, idk if you homos ever hear of this shit
>>536014379Yeah, we know a bit. Back in the day my uncle worked on that mine and always had a box full of explosives in home. The workers always kept a bit each time in case a rock too big was left. They were better times.
>>536010062>>536011052>>536012065>blows up>face covered in black ashes or whatever the fuck>two slow blinks with a cartoon sound effect
>>536010062She could spend 100 years in jail and it still wouldn't make up for losing a hand. What is justice anyway?
>>536010062Niggers really do operate in a Looney Toons reality - constantly and consistently unaware of the ramifications of their cartoonish antics.
>>536016945Christian morality doesn't like justice very much.
>>536010062Where the hell did she manage to get a stick of dynamite in 2026? Are these things just floating around NYC due to the dynamite show loophole or something?FFS even in Idaho it's a bitch to buy any actual dynamite sticks because of federal transportation regulations. Gotta have signs all over your truck, and stupid shit like that.
>>536018472a single theft event can lead to hundreds of kilos going missing
>>536018472>regulationsniggers operate on a different level then you slave.
>>536010062Truth is stranger than cartoons.
>>536010062Looney tunes type shit.Props to the guy for going from a dead sleep to trying to put out the fuse, but for some reason still holding it after it goes off.
>>536016996https://youtube.com/shorts/I7pyAbHc654
It wasn't dynamite. It was a firework. There is 0% chance a nigger has the wherewithal to acquire, properly store, and make use of actual trinitrotoluene.
>>536010062How the fuck does she only get 18 years? Reverse the genders and that is easily double if not more. Was the BF white? That would explain it I guess. You just know feminists are gonna say she dindunuffin!
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>>536010062>the sound of a stick of dynamite burningwhat sound does burning dynamite make?is dynamite even used in 2015+11?the explosives we trained with in the army could be set on fire and they burned like some kind of plastic, slowly, with a yellow flame and thick black smoke. they had to be triggered by a detonator, it was the shockwave of the smaller explosion that made them explode.
this thread is fucking hilarious lolthese are just consequences of cohabitation with a woman
