https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-29/white-house-launches-alien-themed-ice-immigration-arrest-website/106736520The extraterrestrial-themed Aliens.gov website, launched by the Trump administration on Thursday, local time, showcases the actions of the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency (ICE).>"They walk among us," the green text that appears on the site reads.>For 60 years, the U.S. government has kept a closely guarded secret.>"Aliens have been walking among us, living in our neighborhoods, and interacting with us in our daily lives."Readers may be forgiven for thinking the site reveals the release of more UFO files but, towards the end of the cryptic lines of text and pro-Trump sentiment, it becomes apparent the page tracks the number of arrests ICE has made across the US.The website shows a live dashboard on arrests made by ICE, which at time of writing numbered more than 3.1 million.It also encourages Americans to report their neighbours, provides a digital form where people can "report suspicious aliens" to ICE, and features a map showing where "aliens" have been arrested in the country.The Trump administration defines an illegal alien as a foreign national who has entered the US without legal permission, an act it treats as a criminal violation.
>>536012534>Readers may be forgiven for thinking the site reveals the release of more UFO filesNo they may not be forgiven. You have to be total retard to think that.
I have alien ancestry. Soon all such people will unlock strange abilities. Real life is so much stranger than fiction. Not even your wildest dreams will compare to what is coming next for humanity.
How is even acceptable in a first world country to have a president acting like an edgy teen, doing AI slop shit with his official government accounts and now this governative website?Has humanity reached the lowest point ever if the world tolerate shit like this? Why can’t the rest of the world unite and nuke the USA out of this planet? And Israel too of course.
>>536013617like what? Telepathy?
>>536013796>How is even acceptable in a first world country to have a president acting like an edgy teenObama normalized it when he and Biden posted a video of them prancing around the White House like faggots while holding a homo flag.
