5.77 lakh crore wiped out from Indian stock market in a minute because of Morgan Stanley rebalancing their index funds
>5.77 lakh crore wipedWtf is a lakh crore? Did you wipe it with your hand? Is it feces-related?
>>536019134its like 70 billion USD
Back to your loo, poo
>>536018832>Indian stock marketlol lmao even
>>536018832Poos are the real aliens.
>>536019210Good. I hope it crashes more. Fuck India.
57 billion USD.
>>536019134Saar, he meant LaCroix. Very refreshing drink for doing the needful. Now show bob and vegan or I rape this crocodile.
Look at all that real money!
>>536018832Whoa, what happens down there
wakistan please do the necessary nuking
>>536019342That's the fun button, don't press it
>>536019342theres a jew with it's mouth open
>>536019134>Wtf is a lakh crore?I don't speak Hindi, but I'm guessing it has something to do with feces and/or trains.
>>536018832Is that like 40-50 cents?How will India ever recover?
>>536019414This made me laugh.
>>536019134Hod marning saar saaarr ssssssaaaàaaaaaaaarrrr
>>536018832>lakh croreeat your favorite food pajeet
>>536018832Morgan saar bloody
>>536019297You raped the crocodile already... didn't you...
>>536018832>5.77 trillion shitskin dollars> = ~60bn USDHilarious
>>536019414kek
>>536018832>lahksuch a revolting word kekfitting
>>536018832More like lakh fiber
>>536019414
>>536018832The US stock market loses that amount every time the S&P 500 dips by like $7 lol
indian stock market lakhs pajeet IT department to redeem the numbers
Saucehttps://www.reuters.com/world/india/four-indian-stocks-added-four-excluded-key-global-index-mscis-may-rejig-2026-05-13/
>>536018832It's been a big deal because india was, or had an emerging market. Basically easy money for anyone, I made a bit off of it, tho most of india is still in crypto because almost none can meet the PDT rules for day trading. But everyone kind of saw this coming, I personally pulled out 4 months ago. India's panic alot and very easily, they tend to dump all their money in one spot then start to second guess it. Everyone saw this months ago when the deals with modi or whatever his name is fell through(the classic oh oh good deal saar, but on second thought no saar). The awesome thing is, china will swoop in and basically own the market. But that is well enough, we are pumping our energy sectors with iranian uranium soon. Sorry, but india just isnt a focus right now.
>>536019210>flag
>>536020193>pot, kettle
>>536019987Yeah but
>>536018832SOMEONE REDEEMED!!!!!!!
>>536018832>>536019210Brothers we must stop this Hindu phobia!
>>536018832An infinity of poos
99% of india is overleveraged scam farms.>all indians start taking up us tech ceo positionsoh fuck oh no
>>536018832She lakh my crore until I shit on the streets
>>536018832rookie numbers gotta pump up those numbers
>>536018832WE NEED IT TO GO LOWER!SEND THEM SOME OF YOUR ENERGY FRENSTHE BOTTOM MUST BE CRACKED YET AGAIN
>>536018832uh oh. sounds stinky.
>>536018832Izzat pooboy
Canada gone toohttps://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2060362525003362766
>Mister Stanley has a bowel movement>Indian stock market doeswasn't this the master bronze race?
>>536019342Saarlacc pit
>>536019342What happens in the green zone
>>536021932lots of street shitting, but with less blood in it
>>536019342That's where your credit card information goes
>>536020507
>>536019134India was tired of the endless rupee printing, so they started a new currency backed by Google gift cards.
>industry funds have forced rebalancing>holdings are public>dates are public>just let the robot sell your shit when the fund hits the buttonkek
>>536023110What was Obama doing in India?
>>536019134Indians deal with such gargantuan poopulation numbers they actually invented a whole numbering system
>>536021674Motherfucker lel
>>536018832Saar kindly redeem the crores
>>536024375>SAAR
>>536020882>>536021307
