Why does Trump keep saying we have a deal and Iran keeps denying we have a deal?
>>536040850I don't know because he never said something and it turned out to be a lie
>>536040850because he’s a con man
Trump's only audience is himself. For some reason a whole lot of other people think he's talking to them too.
it's the art of the deal, you wouldn't get it
>>536040850>Why does Trump keep saying10+ years later you're still asking. what don't you understand about this fucking retard, he lies.
>>536040850But America has a deal with Israel!
>>536040850He's in denial. Global US power is dead.
>>536040850>Why does Trump keep saying we have a deal and Iran keeps denying we have a deal?Stock market manipulation. All Trump has to do is say "WE IZ DEALS!" and the line magically turns green! Unironically, one of the few good things Trump has done is making it obvious that the entire stock market is bullshit.
>>536040850he's not talking to iran directly. He's talking to people who are talking to iran. So these representatives are using agreeable language with trump even though they don't represent Iran and trump is a bit senile so he thinks he's making progress on a deal.
>>536040996Seems to me like it's the art of the No Deal.
>>536040850Because he's using the market to make money . New deal will be declare monday tho
>>536040949You lost tranny
>>536040850because he lies
>>536041186This is probably the correct answer.
>>536040850I keep telling you; Jared and Miller keep dressing up Ka$H in a turban and beard and have him negotiate with Donald over video.
>>536041201You lie tranny.
>>536040850Hes senile and wants to brag all the time. He thinks hes Obi Wan with the mind tricks and we are the stormtroopers. Dudes getting used by the Lindsey Graham crowd now, its elder abuse.
>>536040850I’m starting think dissolving their regime and taking whatever we want from them might be the simpler strategy
>>536041716Donald was talking about military harassment of the Iranians in the 1980's.He's not being used, this is the expected result of electing an aspirational Jew who's never cared about anything or anyone besides his brand and himself.Even a little bit of homework on the life and times of Donald J. Trump would have lead you to anticipate all these developments.
>>536041852Are you talking about Donald's regime?
LMAOhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15859579/Apoplectic-Netanyahu-rages-Trump-private-disastrous-Iran-deal-leaves-longing-OBAMA.html
>>536042017im sure hod is, bozo
>>536041927God is on Trump’s side, Muhammed. Take the toilet paper off your head
>>536042017This is funny to me. As a Missourian with Scots-Lithuanian ancestry, I am 99% likely to be far whiter than you are. Keep the comedy coming MIGAtard.Whatever thumb-suck allows you to cop with Trump's non-stop Jewish tricks.
>>536041286>>536041197Massie/MTG '28, eat shit memeflag
>starts war>accomplishes nothing>hormuzzy gets closed>his entire drive is now to undo the closure of the pool>most likely outcome is that it’ll reopen with america getting shafted in the processShart of warImagine still supporting this clown
>>536040850Trump was very successful in a very specific niche in a specific part of your country and just can't grasp that his art of the deal shit doesn't translate to global politics, especially dealing with people who have principles (even if they happen to be misguided). They broke his brain and now he's stuck in a senile feedback loop.
>>536042107I’m literally related to Mark Twain you jealous Cletus?
There can't be an iran deal because hezbollah is sending fpv drones into israeli occupied lebenon and there are no signs of that stopping.
>>536042194I'm horrified I might share common ancestry with a 60 IQ Migatard who just keeps signing up for more abuse.
>>536040850Trump is a retard. We're gonna be stuck in Iran for years. All they have to do is not comply to win
>>536041950Hes trying to trick senile Trump into more war by bringing up Obama. He knows just the name Obama will alter Trumps feeble thought process.
>>536042324His ODS is far more severe than anyone's TDS.
>>536042276It seems stupidity runs in the family. Aside from chimping out about Jews/Israel what part of Trump’s plan or actions do you not like?
>>536042177You're one stupid kraut
>>536040850Pump and Dump the market>>536041197Then go fucking find it for him like a real pal would.
>>536042539You're the one that's enslaved by Israel and didn't even do the holocaust. Who's stupid now?
>>536042393I was fine with about 80% of Trump's "plans".But the fact that 90% of them were just gaslighting, and the other 1% were just dissolving oversight so he could scam and accept bribes, left me sour on him.
>>536042614*10%I'm sure my typo allows fuckwit to declare "victory" or something.
>>536040850So Lutnick, Don Jr, Hegseth, etc al can insider trade.
>>536040850Just think it for a second, do you really believe iran have ground to deny anything at this point?
>>536040850My theory: Because their goddamn military keeps threatening a coup and the intelligent people are fine with a deal. Trump and the smarties agree to a deal, the moronic military cannot speak English so they made a arrangement that Team Smartass does the deals since they understand English. Then run it by the military who says no. Same cunts who think its a good idea to try to use Lebanon as proxy to invade Israel. Iran military guys are the biggest assholes on planet earth.
>>536042614>>536042663>gaslighting and dissolving oversight Ngl I’ve got no clue what you’re referring to
>>536042857Are the Iraqis eating hamburgers yet?
>>536043109So tiresome.>Trump does thing that is completely 180 from thing he swore he'd never do>Does not do what he promised he'd do almost immediately after taking office>"HAHA, GOT WHAT I VOTED FOR, EAT IT LIBZ!"Every fucking time.I can't imagine being this mind-broken and cultish.
>>536043109Well for starters it comes to mind how DOGE dissolved the consumer financial protection agency that would go to bat for people who got scammed by companies at the same time Musk was in hot water with them, and when Trump was starting his phone scam.As far as actual deregulation it was mainly just him dissolving or defunding watchdog agencies that would call out corrupt actions by the executive and legislature. After that taking bribes from Emirati and Qatari businesses and giving them diplomatic deals in return wasn't going to be called out so...
>>536043453>>Trump does thing that is completely 180 from thing he swore he'd never doIran? Trump’s had the same opinion on them since the 80’s. Deportations? ICE is doing it currently, tho it could be a lot more aggressive. The border is closed, the economy is up, he’s dismantling America’s enemies all over the world, what’s the problem?
>>536043745>the economy is up
>>536043745>ICE is doing it currently, tho it could be a lot more aggressive.Lol, what a massive understatement. Exchanging each South American for 3 jeets does lack a certain "aggression".>the economy is upOnly if 80% of your wealth is in A.I. and Chip stock speculation. Everything, EVERYTHING gets more expensive every single day.>>536043745>he’s dismantling America’s enemiesFucking where? He replaced the autocrat of Iran with his spitfire son. He replaced the autocrat of Venezuela with his V.P. and cabinet.Who's he dismantled? WHO?
>>536040850Because Trump is lying to manipulate the market. The reality is there isn't anyone left to make a deal with, and if there were Israel would kill them to prevent it from happening. The Butler shooting was coordinated by Israeli assets.
>>536044154>Because Trump is lying to manipulate the market. The reality is there isn't anyone left to make a deal with, and if there were Israel would kill them to prevent it from happening. The Butler shooting was coordinated by Israeli assets.I basically agree. Trump desperately wants to end this conflict, but Israel wants the conflict to continue. I believe Israel is winning.
>>536044379The fact that shit keeps exploding in Iran and Lebanon leads me to suspect your beliefs are correct.
demand destruction of the futures market. make the headline risk so great that nobody buys on leverage for fear of getting dumped on. This keeps paper oil prices low and lets him pretend he's winning.
>>536044379Winning what? That fucking country is hated by entire generations now. What do they think will happen if America goes broke even it's them going broke last?
>>536042177>Trump was very successful in a very specific niche in a specific part of your country and just can't grasp that his art of the deal shit doesn't translate to global politics, especially dealing with people who have principles (even if they happen to be misguided). They broke his brain and now he's stuck in a senile feedback loop.It does look as though Trump is totally frustrated and wishes he had simply left the JCPOA in place.
>>536040850It's called lying
>>536040850because he is stalling but wants amerifats to think that it's the iran who's stalling while trump's big oil owners are fleecing you
>>536040850>stop listening to pro or anti Trump rhetoric>life gets betterScientists can’t explain it, but it’s true.
>>536041852I wonder if drump will tweet this soon
>>536044072>He replaced the autocrat of Iran with his spitfire sonHe and the Israelis killed a ton of their regime heads, they’re weaker than ever before and Trump is basically forcing them to play nice at this point leaving then with no other choice.>He replaced the autocrat of Venezuela with his V.P. and cabinet.She’s far more amicable and pro Democracy™, so much so that the US and Venezuela resumed diplomatic tied and consular operations in MarchCuba is likely next
>>536044492Smart take, except futures contracta were probably loaded and leveraged beyond eyeballs back when oil went negative, and ever since having disaster after disaster, now contingent with nordstream and hormussyIts kind obvious your both right but wrong for the same reason, just in opposite effect
>>536042168migger dumbfuck love getting fucked up the ass. Why do you think they're obsessed with trannys.
>>536040850cuck trump
>>536044726I sure hope sohttps://files.catbox.moe/rwv09s.mp4
>>536040850He makes money every time he says it
>>536040850Trump is a kike and should kill himself irl
>>536040968He’s talking to the boomers and their delusions.
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>>536040850Wasn't the deal made this morning? The US unconditionally surrendered. Iran is getting $100bil as reparations and the US blockade is lifted.Iran and Oman are splitting the fee for passage.
>>536040850Trump hasn’t said that. Why are you a dirty stinking liar?
>>536040850the deal was to not make a deal
>>536044789>She’s far more amicable and pro Democracy™, so much so that the US and Venezuela resumed diplomatic tied and consular operations in MarchLMAO. We have consuls and diplomats in some of the worst autocratic shitholes on Earth.Almost all of the member of Trump's Super Adventure Club of Peace are hard autocracies, (and Israel).
>>536047079>Trump hasn’t said that.>Why are you a dirty stinking liar?President Trump says deal with Iran is 'largely negotiatedhttps://www.wral.com/video/president-trump-says-deal-with-iran-is-largely-negotiated/22361353/
>>536040850because he’s a fraud and con man market manipulating.
>>536040850Trump is a blackmailed pedophile who says what his pedophile blackmailers tell him to and the government of Iran is saying true things because they are not ruled by a gaggle of blackmailed pedophiles.
>>536040850Because every word out of that man's mouth is a lie, simple.
The script writer was fired so we're just recycling his notes.
