>>536048168I've mapped out all of the preppers in my area. My food caches.
>>536048276Based
>>536048168I'm fat yes
I will “buy” food using my new piece
>>536048168
>>536048168The only prepping you’ll do is the bull before he fucks your girl
>>536048168clean your carpet nigga
Prepped up. Trail cams across property. City is far. Guns loaded. Scope zeroed. And it aint just one man at home
>>536048168nigga, clean that carpet
>>536048168Filthy fucking Aussie.Ever heard of a vacuum cleaner?
>>536048361What's with the rings on that can? Are those actual welds? WTF? Or just ribbed for pleasure and better grip? Like who the hell gonna grip a hot can?And how the fuck are "hearing protection" still regulated like they are nuclear bombs?
>>536048361>>536048276y'all so stupid, you think they're just storing food? and what about the other thousands of people around you who are also starving?isolation is key
>>536048475>And it aint just one man at homeSounds zesty!
>>536048475this anon is on the right track
>>536048276>>536048321based
>>5360481680/10 not enough vegimite
>>536048168I’m prepped to go on a killingspree once the apocalypse hitsI’ll be specifically targeting lesbians, shot them in the legs and rape them
>>536048168I snorted
>>536048559VEGETA
>>536048168Flag aside, why are all the prepping threads jokes now? We used to have great threads on the subject. Food storage, firearms, emergency communications, backup power generation, all of it we'd discuss to bump limit. Now everything is an ironic meta joke.
>>536048531thats what the Xanax and Amphetamines are for anon. You sleep off the first week or two
>>536048168What are you prepped for there? the weekend?
>>536048628Becuase the collapse isn't coming and we're just going to steal all the food you have if shit goes down. You will become my slave.
>>536048628There's been a few serious ones in the recent past.
>>536048628>be serious about vanishing off grid before shit hits the fan>vanish
>>536048168Nah, just going to sit this one out, have fun prepping though. Make sure you have plenty of prussian blue, cat/dog food (it has cheap protein and lasts basically forever, not tasty though), aspirin and other medicine, lots of water purification tablets and of course tea (to make the water not taste like shite). could even be a bit comfy if it weren't for all the niggers that will demand you give everything to them, or the ghouls that will roam out of London looking for shelter, even the military might just evacuate you from your shelter into a new dystopia or use you as forced labour. whatever the case, I won't be a part of it, with any luck, there is a 5 minute warning so I can step outside and take a good look at peak civilisation before being vaporised.
>>536048619
>>536048731Cat and dog food definitely does not last long. It goes rancid fast. You need good quality freeze dried food in bulk.
>>536048686>Becuase the collapse isn't comingIt's already here. Most people still in denial. What comes next is extreme violence. The key is to not be on the receiving end of it.
>>536048686>You will become my slaveBe careful what you wish for, Master.
>>536048795>6 month lifespan>25kg bag>it's good enough for the cat it's good enough for meyou're meant to rotate your inventory before the dates go wrong, and I don't think you should shelter in place for 10+ years, also very unlikely you can carry all this shit with you without getting robbed or mugged, no one is going to steal your cat food, they might even think you are unhinged for eating that during an apocalypse and fuck off before you turn them into cat food.
>>536048731>cat/dog food (it has cheap protein and lasts basically forever94% water the canned stuff. SPAM would ironically be better. The "dry" stuff is just cornmeal and some flour/gluten and cornstarch binders, along with bones, feather, hair. No bio-available protein for humans at all, since our digestive tract doesn't digest that stuff. You might as well eat the Jewish Socialist WEF diet as that stuff.
>>536048712Good to know. Guess I missed them.>>536048719Kek gif related.
>>536048628It will never be a collapse how we like to imagine it. It will be a slow decline, where every day is a little more dystopian, and you notice the prices keep climbing. There will be more and more cameras and more and more crime. You will have to keep working 40+ hours a week slaving away to provide as jeets get free food, housing and medical care. This is a slow strangulation, not a collapse. That is why it is a joke now. A sudden collapse would be a mercy.
>>536048168Yeah. I have some home improvement tapes, can openers, and sledge hammer steady to go.
I've prepped my wife's bull if that's what you mean.
>>536048168yeah bro, prepared to fucking die I don't care anymore(though I do have a lot of dry stuffs, just being real bro)
>>536048974I know but it was fun to rp.
I live near a salmon spawning site I just need my fishing pole and I'm good.
>>536048361>added to palinter database.exe
No, but I am highly mobile. Your ammo and spam and canned ravioli will be mine. You won't be able to stop me.
>>536048168Idk but I know how to rob people and people here aint armed so… yeah
>>536049111Oi! You got a license for those fish?We are living under anarcho-tyranny. Expect the police/wardens to come in full force if you try to catch fish without a license. Speaking of, I need to renew mine.
>>536048168Preparation is the first step to failure.
>>536048168I used to be, but the economy went to shit. Prices inflated and my pay didn't scale. Got renovicted and my new rent is much higher. I've eaten most of over the past year to save money. While I have saved money, at some point it will all run out. Also consider i lift, and because I'm still employed and not in the apocalypse, I have not been rationing it the same way I would have if I was unemployed and in the apocalypse.
>>536048531Being isolated is being vulnerable. You will never sleep on your 2 ears to begin with.
>>536048168>prepI can’t afford to eat everyday, how would I stock up future food?
>>536048953the cat food I have says it's ground meat, vegetables (assuming potato or starch) and animal fats fortified with taurine (cat nutrient I guess but I think that's in energy drinks), vitamins and such. now admittedly, the cat food meat is probably the worst but that sounds like the food hits all the things in that food pyramid you posted, so humanity is saved once more by cats. just believe in cats and you too will survive apocalypse.
>>536049404The parasites have eaten into your brain and made you not be repulsed by disease spreading filthy cats.
>>536048548Its my wifes boyfriend you presumptuous FUCK
>>536048422>picrelatedWhy is nobody talking about that? These robots is literally what is about to happen
>>536048974This.That is why the real redpill is not to stockpile for a catastrophic collapse but rather build for a holistic self reliance.Get land, plant bushes and trees for fruit/nuts, learn to garden and what grows best on your land, raise livestock, chickens, goats etc. drill a well or set up a rainwater catchment system, learn how to fix and make things. Most important: forge ties with your community. Start bartering. Got eggs/meat? Trade your neighbors for their produce. Build a network. Become resilient. People are too focused on LARPing about raiding and bunkers and shit. It's much more likely that we will see the continued slow burn of inflation, shortages, social control clamping down. The goal is to become as immune to this bullshit as possible. Yes prepping can be an important part of this but as part of a larger approach towards resilience.
>>536049513cat parasites are the least of your worries in an apocalypse scenario, dude is high cortisol over some parasites whilst the nuke is slowly shutting down his organs and the ebolaids zombies trying to infect him and eat him.
>>536048531>isolation is keyNo it's not. Maintaining a good network with friends and family is key, with everyone contributing their part. Solo Rambo wannabes never last. Multiple nodes will always survive longer than individual ones. If one node comes down, the network still survives. That's the key: organizing.
>>536049957> It's much more likely that we will see the continued slow burn of inflation, shortages, social control clamping down. The goal is to become as immune to this bullshit as possible.Who the fuck wants to experience that? We can’t build resilience and community in a shithole like this where a huge majority of the population has been programmed to hate White men from birth. The only reason people like the idea of collapse is that it’s freedom from the evil jew system at last. No one is gonna hang around a long slow collapse just to help globohomo jews out so they can have other communities and peoples to ruin in the future with forced ((diversification)). If it’s not a balkanizing collapse most people are just going to leave. What self hating retard wants to stick around a dying empire like that, to stick it out around and for people who spent the last 80 years hating us with a passion. Smart money White dudes are getting the fuck out already. There’s no future for a White dude in a nation where the majority of the population has been psyopped from birth by jews to hate him. Collapse unironically cannot come fast enough.
>>536048974> It will never be a collapse how we like to imagine it. It will be a slow decline, where every day is a little more dystopian, and you notice the prices keep climbing.Exactly. It’s already been happening now since before we were born. We never had a future to begin with here. The boomer generation and globohomo jews strategically sold us into poverty and hatred before we were even born. Knowing this truth, we can plan on going somewhere with populations of people that aren’t extremist White man haters. There are places all over the world like that. Many of them even have great opportunities too. The globohomo jews are gonna be drafting young bros here in a year or two anyway so it’s best to plan ahead.
>hoping to survivewhy would you want that? if you have a large amount of food or supplies in storage, guess what? everyone's going to be asking for it.
>>536050514I don’t think these threads are being baked by actual collapse enthusiasts. It’s strange to see people arguing we need to be planning for a long slog of suffering in the future in which people hate us and we aren’t welcome. The world has already been that way my entire life. An actual collapse might save us from the evil of that world. >>536049957Posters like this plebbit writing shill amount to no more than globohomo jew status quo shills. We have had the long slog of suffering already. No one is interested in engaging in even more of it for people who hate us. >inb4 u might suffer in an actual collapse Yeah but it wouldn’t be for people who hate and replace me, and make it all but impossible for me to get a job, have a family or start a life.
>>536048168My daughter ate my 2 years out of date Udon noodles with my similarly aged instant miso last night, all my preps are now gone, it's ogre, pray for my eternal soul anons
I'm just gonna try to be nice to people and sell my labor to them for food and shelter.
>>536049847educate us then brazilanon. How do I make an emp. I have tin foil, PAM, and a mostly spent AAA. maybe three if I cannibalize the remote.
>>536048445>>536048490Clean your room Bruce.
>>536048276Nice. You'll die crawling through the rotting mob that came before you.
>>536049233I don't think the game wardens are going to give a shit in this end of the world scenario. I would be more concerned about hungry niggers coming for my fish supply, which is why I'll have my sidearm.
>>536048361Are you going to beat them with it?
>>536049847because the dumb robots are highly susceptible to high speed lead.
>>536048168if (you) farming could be monetized, Australia would dwarf the US and China in GDPwell played, chang
>>536051793There's something in the water down there. They're like this on every website
I have low appetite and my mind blanks out when I have money to buy stuff. Stuff that stays good outside of fridge.
>>536051975And I realize I can just write a list on paper on what to buy.
>>536049064This was a great prophecy. Most people were still somewhat optimistic in 2013 that even if there were problems, they would be solved together. The doomers expected everything to fall apart "any day now". The actual reality in the 20s is what reads in that pasta.
>>536048276>Fat retard with Ar 15 and no training thinks he will just take everyone's supplies like they won't defend it.
>>536048361>AustraliaThis is a data mining thread
>>536048168>creamy chumpkin soupehat are you prepping for, a colonoscopy?you're gonna get diarrhea.
>>536052790Mysteriously 1 post by op
>>536052519You won't do shit, pussy. You'll either give up the shit when asked or get blasted. Nobody is intimidated by little basement-dwelling losers like you.
>>536048276Holy based
>>536051640>end of the world scenarioThat's the thing... it won't be an "end of the world" scenario. In order to keep feeding THEIR families, the officers will gladly enforce these laws.
>>536048276This is why you prep miles from civilization. When you show up you will be out of gas and I will bury you in the backyard to feed my tomatoes and asparagus
>>536048168Nope God will provide
>>536048168https://youtube.com/shorts/vianOPeghIA
>>536048168I got a bird here.
>>536048168I left a couple cans of beans in my car trunk.
>>536048628because kikes need to salt the threads to prevent white survival
>>536048168Too much work just gonna eat my neighbors.
>>536048896I wish to make love to you.
>>536053610eating pigeons is the way
>>536052519>>536048276ive been prepping hardcore for 6 months and dont even have a gun so he's unfortunately based
>>536058729Lube and sugar?
>>536058729Where are you getting sealable metal drums? All I could find a plastic. Also, what's in them?
>>536058811you can buy a lifetime (80 years) worth of calories for only $30k. Thats 1 year of calories for 1 day of work in the US.and the best part is that it never expires. your timing could be off by 30 years and the sugar will be perfectly good if stored in a mylar bag inside 55 gallon open head steel drums. your descendants can be sugar barons. >>536058854https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/S-10758/Drums/Steel-Drum-with-Lid-55-Gallon-Open-Top-Unlined-Black
>>536059011What is the variety like? If you have thirty grand worth of sugar that is fucking hilarious
>>536048276The virgin prepper vs the chad raider
Harsh reality of a societal collapse. First wave will be nigger gangs collecting what they can, surely there will be many gun fights and losses for both sides. Hopefully whites can stay level headed and stick together in wiping out the nigger gangs. But in the end it will be what’s left of the military/government that will be the ones taking all of the preppers stashes.
>>536048361Is that to prep your BVLL?
>>536059200>If you have thirty grand worth of sugar that is fucking hilariousgod i would love that. its the perfect long term play. im currently at 8000 lbs of food split between white rice/beans/sugar, 20 years of food for 1 person, in a location that produces plenty of food locally.and 50 lbs of cinnamon, black pepper, and cumin in case india stops producingI'd store more stuff but none of my family is on board with this yet, so something big would need to happen to justify more purchases
>>536048168I have a full pantry and a root cellar, 2 freezers and refrigerators. And not to forget the beer fridge. 50 gallons of gas, 100 gallons of diesel.
>>536059011>sugar barons.kwashiorkor and scurvy>>536059750>I have a root cellarbased
>>536049513I live in the country and was feeding a couple strays to keep the mice in check around my property, but this sickly looking furry nigger stray started coming by and it looks like a fucking crackhead nigger with mange. You can tell it used to be a really fluffy black cat but now it only has a few patches of malnourished black and red hair and mange spots and scratches and it's bald and just looks at you with the most pathetic mentally ill look on it's face. So I bought a high pressure water cannon and keep a pot full of water mixed with a shitton of cayenne pepper next to my door if I see it anywhere near my porch. I've shot it over half a dozen times and it goes off screaming like a fucking psycho into the woods as fast as it's little diseased legs can then comes back a day or two later for more. I really want to kill this cat but don't want to fucking touch it or get it's diseased blood on me.
>>536048276Beware of the poisoned foods. You never know when you need a poisoned food when there's hungry criminals about.
>>536059656Black pepper trees grow fine, try it.
>>536048276based
>>536048276Dead in the first week.
>>536060006You’re a piece of shit Anon. You owe that thing either a visit to the vet or failing that, the mercy of a .22LR between its eyes. You don’t want to touch it? Fine, use a shovel or a glove to chuck it in the bush. Do your duty to your fellow being, and show some compassion.
>>536048168I'm just going back to my natural state of cannibalism if it all falls apart, because of my jungle nigger roots
Trad cannibalism and head shrinking
>>5360486284chan is 90% wef great reset reddit chat bots
>>536048628demoralizationmost of the people who give a damn left and the few remaining are drowned out by shills, bots and people also shilling because they think it's le biggest troll
>>536048276Based. Fuck boomers.
>>536048168Yes I am prepared to capture your women and to trade them for food
>>536048276Actually smart.
>>536049149Got’em
>>536049957I make my own toilet paper
>>536060376o rly? maybe chatgpt is wrong. i love tips from humans
>>536048168Do Aussies seriously eat soup for meals? Soup's not a meal, it's a side item at best, it's basically a drink
>>536061399Soup and toast is a classic meal, stop making us look fat.
>>536061560Soup and salad and sandwich and pasta
>>536048276>>536048361>>536048592lol. my front yard is going to be a museum of torture for all the dipshits that think they can waltz in and take whatever they want after the fact. first taker is getting blood eagled.
>>536061867Now this is BASED
>>536061867You have to sleep or leave your house sometime, schizo. When you do you'll get shot in the back. Doing psychotic shit like that just puts an even bigger target on your back.
>>536062063God help you if you get caught in one of my snares. God help you.
>>536062182You're nothing but a loot pinata for me and the boys. Sorry you had to find out this way.
>>536048168Where are the emergency timtams?
>>536048168Hey manNice deenz
>>536062337The only thing you’ll be getting at my house is sheer terror. I think a handless, footless crucifixion would be a nice second piece. Your spirit of volunteerism won’t go to waste, I promise.
>>536062469Okay boomer.
>>536062598Slicing daily pieces off of fat, bound zoomers on display will be my contribution to art. See you and “the boys” there, and thanks again.
>>536053132You would be dead before getting to a door.
>>536048168Yeah
>>536062938Cringe kys
>>536064276>posting “cringe” unironicallyGay. Here’s hoping you’re dumb enough to attempt stealing from me/signing up to be another lawn ornament for the collection.
>>536064525Mods, this guy is claiming to have committed murder
>>536048628Because the mark of the beast will render void those whole strategies that dont prioritize mobilityDrones, drones everywhere
>>536061354you seriously did all this shit on a whim from chatgpt? kek
>>536048628Because we all have subconsciously figured out that no one is going to survive whats coming
>>536049957No, read the bible and study exodus with noses and the Feast of SukkotFind the nearest local 144,000 and be mobile with them
>>536064566>mods!!!!!!Really gay. And I never claimed to have killed anyone, so dumb too.
>>536048276>people assume preppers are the new supermarkets in crisis.we are fucking not.
>>536064799>meme flaggotrelax, timmy, nobody is coming for your chicken tendies.
>>536048475This anon is every ~10 acres maybe on average across the whole of rural America behind every mailbox >>536048550>>536048361>>536048276
>>536064918Probably a good idea.
>>536048168are you abo? your house is a mess
>>536048361>puerto rican credit cardbased
>>536048168Live above red line and don't be anywhere near a population center and you are 90% of the way to being prepped
>>536059656>something big would need to happen to justify more purchasesproblem is that by the time something big happens then everyone else is prepping too. sack of rice is now 10x as expensive or impossible to obtain
>>536048974yeah, and i said this on day 01
>>536059750>root cellarbased. if you have land get yourself as many fruit trees as you can. a $50 sapling over the course of a couple decades is the greatest investment you could ever make and once you plant them they take almost nothing at all work wise. and you get to be your neighborhood free fruit man in the mean time. I met every single neighbor by bringing them baskets of apples/pears/plums/etc
>>536048603I thought you liked to bottom raw?
>>536048168Prepped for what?
>>536057032this anon gets it. the more salt there is in a thread the more i know i should pay attention. I shit you not I moved my entire 401K into silver when I heard Alex Jones talk about it and then I saw the SETF threads and saw how many bots there were. Picrel - I went all in at $22. It wasn't all that much but it was a lot to me, and now its tripled. Couldn't convince the wife to do the same with her 401K but at least we got what we gotWanna know why preppers get MOCKED MERCILESSLY in media? Because a society that isn't ready for any sort of collapse will fear it so much that they will put up with any degree of abuse just to keep the system going. It is a lot easier to say "fuck you" when the power grid going out and the food trucks stopping for a couple years won't bother you one single bitgetting ready for hard times is the single most important thing you can do anons dont let the salt bots take that from you. and dont let the false starts like the retarded Y2K scare make you think it isnt necessary to be prepared
>>536059011>you can buy a lifetime (80 years) worth of calories for only $30k. Thats 1 year of calories for 1 day of work in the US.>and the best part is that it never expires. your timing could be off by 30 years and the sugar will be perfectly good if stored in a mylar bag inside 55 gallon open head steel drums. your descendants can be sugar barons.THIS FUCKING ANON GETS ISDon't listen to the naysayers. Any of you. This is importantRice basically lasts forever. I am still eating my covid rice. And you literally never get tired of it. Do it anons. Be ready. Do it do it do itJust remember the number one prep is still GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CITIES
>>536066544That doomsday preppers show really did us dirty. Each episode had a family that was prepping for a SPECIFIC THING. Like "an asteroid" or "a solar flare". Prepping for one single thing is retarded. So many things can make the power go out or the food trucks to stop coming. Just get ready guys I love you all in a not gay way ofc and I want you guys to make it so just get ready
>>536048168I dunno
>>536066652based remoralizer
>>536067146>trades a home cured sausage for fertile womb during the collapse
>>536066652if society collapses, you'll own a piece of paper like everyone else
>>536058729You aren't hardcore enough. You need at least a shotgun, good ones can go for under $300.
>>536049957>Bro just be a richfagOkay but i feel like that advice in general could benefit someone no matter the circumstances. And what are the people who arent rich supposed to do?
>>536068080>cash advance on credit card>buy a few acres >default on credit card debt >plant fruit scraps>???>profit
>>536068585Anon, they'll just repo the land you bought
>>536051431What labor do you have to offer?
>>536062386Deenz nuts
>>536068726Credit card debt is unsecured. Homestead act in many states prevents external debt from taking your personal residence if you have it registered as such. Outjew the jew
>>536048628ironical meme corruption knows no boundaries
>>536067146Didnt even have to look at your fucking flag to know this gotta be bulgaria or serbia lmfao
>>536068841Okay but your credit limit means you can get $5,000 at most, and probably much less than that. What parcel of land can you get that cheaply that's worth the cost of this scam?
>>536060006>how to spot nigger for 100
>>536069160Couple acres in the very rural ozarks. You could also try to owner finance more if you intended to keep working. Sure the credit jew will poopoo you for 7 years, but… do you really care?
>>536048168I'm prep maxed. Single ready to mingle. Alone ready to bone. Sole ready to roll. A unit gonna do it. A solo commando. I'm inawoods, at your house, stealing your things...drum beat...DA BOOM BOOM CHK DA BOOM DA BOOM BOOM CHK...how's this sounding so fa? You digging the vibe anons? I'm going through your rubbish bins for my din dins.
>>536049976I think I will solo rambo your fucking nodes for fun.Then take the booty and plunder.
>>536048628Discuss what? If you're not ready now, more "discussion" and shopping inna gunna doit.
>>536049847An emp would be a massive waste of time and resources considering a 9mm goes right through it
>>536049976Gotta be hook up with the right crowd surely?Most people are NPCs, or just fucking annoying or worse.
>>536048276Based. Preppers can't help but tell everyone about it..
>>536069694>schwans I miss that little nigga like you wouldn’t believe
>>536048168I will cannibalmaxx
>>536048276You and all the retards saying “based” won’t be missed. The world will be free of your stupidity within the first week of any break down in rule of law.
>>536066857Words of wisdom
>>536048168of course i am
>>536070195NPC here. Just try vibing with the crowd BRO. You might like it. NEO.
>>536048168Prep? Naw, just my basic life style affords me more survival things than the regular non American. Guns, can food, ammo, meds, wild game, running stream up 8000 ft in the mountains. Im better off than most the world.
>>536070222>Based. Preppers can't help but tell everyone about it..This is why you convince all your friends to do it but you pretend like you can't do it because you're too brokeShow them a few of those freeze dried food buckets that is enough for your family to eat for a few weeks and say stuff like>"Gosh I sure wish I wasn't broke af or I would buy way more!"Meanwhile you have ten years worth of calories in mylar bags sealed away in metal boxes behind a fake wallGet everyone you know as prepped as you can convince them to be while pretending to be the guy who can't afford it himself
>>53607046199% of all prepping is getting away from people anon
>>536051431>>536068772same. i can build houses
>>536048168Of course. It's a part of totalförsvaret.
>>536048168Judging from your carpet i can tell you walk around with a crusted butthole and leave poop crust everywhere
>>536048276>"I've mapped them all out"Lol nice larp. You probably know one neighbor who preps, you're going to be murdered one way or the other.What do you think keeps "raider gangs" together lol
>>536048168you can afford canned and bagged soup?
>>536048168no, i still have my struggle rice and beans sitting in foam containers from 10 years ago. i personally don't care about surviving anymore. i will ride it out until i can't anymore, and then starve/die. sucks but it is what it is.
>>536071831I have an old masturbation machine made in Europe from the 1930s, I'm just gonna hook it up, set it to rabbit mode, and let it take me home
>>536070195>Most people are NPCsSo you will become their leader. The state will have no power on them when shit hit the fans, reason I believe it will never hapoens unless we collectively give up which will alsonever happens...
>>536048276Good fucking luck getting in fag
>>536071949I have the Bluetooth model
>>536048168the only prepping you're doing is on the bull that fucks your wife
>>536048168You know what I'm not seeing on this thread?
Here's one I been cooking up for a while...da boom boom tsch da boom boom tsch da boom boom tsch da da boom boom tschHow's that bros?
>>536072120I have one of those ionization detectors tooyou should have have powerful black light several thermal visionsand several drones, including drop drone (sold as party trick drone)
>>536058629If it comes to that I already have an app for it. So to speak. People often forget a good air rifle is a great way to fill the stewpot. The real rifles are for two legged problems.
>>536072309sure, the point is, pigeons are relatively disease freeno rabbis, bird flu is a joke, perfect meal
>>536071927>set it in rabbi mode
>>536048628>everything is an ironic meta jokeUntil the global debt market implodes. Then the carousel stops and everyone runs for the exits
>>536072244You can get thermal cams that plug into your phone. Just make sure not to cheap out on the 25 hertz ones if you can afford at least 50. They also make small plug in radiation detectors. Not usually quite as good as a dedicated but having a survival tricorder in your pocket is still pretty useful. Surplus gas masks are relatively cheap and useful for more practical survival scenarios like an industrial chemical spill as well as full blown shtf. Not to mention faggots with bear mace.
>>536072669you could also make your own brew of faggot mace, pour it in a fire extinguisher and then pressure the extinguisher with a PCP pump
>>536072244I'm only concerned about contaminated food + water.These are the best you can get for around $50can be set up to monitor background radiation full time too.
>>536048276Hybrid prep, have enough to survive the first month and know who to trade with or plunder afterwards.
>>536064566Why are you here, you don't belong here?
>>536072776these detector are pretty useful, yes, some natural springs have uranium in themhaving a blacklight is very useful too, minerals and contaminants show up !
>>536072873I have a river in front of my house fed from the Pyrenees - should be safe, but I'll filter it and check it anyway.
>>536048422>>536069806>An emp would be a massive waste of time and resourcesI think it's just physically not possible to produce an EMP powerful enough to take out any device. If it was possible, we'd see them in use in the ukraine by now.Most videos of drone kills show the soldiers seeing the drones coming ...but having no countermeasure. If there was a device the size of a grenade that you could toss into the air and it generated an EMP that would damage a drone, someone would have made it by now.Conclusion: EMPs are science fiction nonsense.I DO NOT MEAN THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN EMPI mean that EMPs don't damage/knock out electronics like what's depicted in movies.
>>536069694You don't need to put a chainsaw in a fridge you fucking fat faggot. The absolute state of the US education system...
>>536048276All the preppers talk to each other and we have mapped you out. Look outside your window.
>>536073463windows are unsafemodern laser listening devices use the vibration in a window as a microphonethey can even shoot a laser from space to your window to listen to you fapping
