New divorce just dropped.
>I want a divorce! *jumps off a cliff*what did he mean by this
>>536048477What's up with the reddit screenshot spam today?Fucking kill yorself, you stupid faggot jeet!
>Leave the nagging bitch in the woods full of serial killersBased!
>>536048649She chose the bear.
>>536048477Pretty based. Cunt starts being a cunt, running her mouth because she can't comprehend consequences.>I don't need you!>k, lol
>>536048671indeed she did
Maybe the bear will support her lifestyle
>>536048649we're all equals now, if you would go into the woods alone theres no reason to consider that would differ for anyone else
>>536048477My buddy had this happen to him. Girl he thought he was dating took him to a mountaintop then told him she'd met someone else, and they had to walk down together lmao.
Because of the implication. Think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open forest. 'Ah, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say no?'"
>>536048649>>Leave the nagging bitch in the woods full of bear suitorsAnd they said romance is dead
wouldnt she just follow you back to the car? unless its a really special kinda fucking retard she's gonna remember where it is
>>536048477lmao, some dude literally pushed his wife down a hill during a hike a few days ago over here.https://g1.globo.com/mg/minas-gerais/noticia/2026/05/27/mulher-jogada-em-penhasco-pelo-ex-se-escondeu-da-equipe-de-buscas-por-achar-que-agressor-havia-retornado.ghtml
ah the ol' jf garepy method
>>536048477Kek, I can see why.When I divorced me exwife it was because she never respected what I did for her or the family. So the moment I seperated I didnt lift a finger to help the stupid bitch. I dont get some exhusbands when they still help out their bitch of an exwife. Not my wife anymore? Equal rights fend for yourself bitch.One of my favorite memories:>Custody exchange>here is half the kids toys boxed up.>she looks at me, expecting me to carry them to and load her car for her like I always did.>Shut door on her face.>Turn on Xbox>hear yelling and banging 15 mins later>Shouldnt the cunt be gone by now?>stupid bitch is trying to fit everything in the car trunk and is slamming the hood trying to get it to fit.>woman moment lulz>laugh at her>she looks at me hoping for me to help.>Shut curtains and turn Xbox volume on to 100%>sends me angry abusive threatening email later>file in evidence>lol, lmao
>>536048671>She chose the bear.
>>536048477It's one of those things that really shits all over "equal rights" by blatantly pointing out how vulnerable and useless women are in the natural world.
It's not even a divorce per se. It's one of the dumb moments when a bimbo gets cold feet during the hike, and wants to take a shortcut or some dumb ass risky route, and when the guy points that out and goes his own way, dumb bimbos start panicking and calling 911 for a rescue.
>>536049734Why is it you chose the wrong woman and didnt realize it until it was too late?
>>536048477>Jews making up stuff to say men are evilWhen are journalists going to get criminally charged for lying?
>>536050169Women are manipulative liars by nature, anon. How do you not know this?
>>536050169Ive heard that so many times.You do realize women can be chameleons and/or change? She was a great wife until she started hanging around the trashy wives on the Military base.I got lucky being that I was young and still renting in base housing so there were no significant assets to split. As soon as my kids were old enough they chose to come live with me. My eldest son refuses to even speak to her.
>>536049192>"I gotta go take a piss, I'll be right back">Disappear
>>536050355Women believe what other women say 100% without verification and if you try and tell them they are wrong they will demand a dissertation from a man, but not a woman. I think it's because women actually don't know what they're talking about most of the time so they all just operate in this haze and when you try and pull them out of it they start kicking and screaming.
>>536050169Women are the choosy sex, men take what they can get. You can't blame a man for his shitty partner in the same way you absolutely can blame a woman.
>>536049192>honey wait let me catch my breath
>>536048477I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 400, Alex!
>>536048477Sweet. A completely worthless thread!
Technically not murder I guess
I honestly like this trend. Just look at the comments in the reddit thread>i went to a foreign country with no cellphone service that speaks a langauge i dont speak and went on a road trip 20 miles into the middle of nowhere with my abusive boyfriend.>i was such a smart and resourceful modern woman that i survived by begging him to not kill meThese people deserve to terminate their existance. They crave it.
>>536050558In my case I told her they were white trash (these were the kind of people with 3 shitbulls in their house) and that she needs to get better friends to hang around with. She flipped out and said I was abusive because I was "isolating her".These women told her that her cleaning, and cooking for me (she didnt work and I made enough money to support her) were misgynistic and that even though I was working I needed to do my "fair share"(which eventually turned into everything). She even demanded I hire a maid. Near the end of the marriage she was getting fatter everyday and would just sit on her phone scrolling. Everything I did to change the situation just got me hit with "your being ABUSIVE" your being fatphobic bla bla bla. It got to the point where she said "If you dont like it, I get half anyways!" Well half now is better then half 10 years from now. Divorced her a few months after that. The only thing you can really do is walk away.Whats funny is in the end she sacrificed a great marriage and shes now a broke fat alcoholic piece of shit that even her own son doesnt want to talk too.
>>536050879Nice blog. Clearly you’re over it.
>>536051060The fact she lives in misery and squalor brings happyness to my heart. She deserves it.
>>536050879It's the magic "gimme whatever the fuck I want" spell: abuser.
>>536051099Thats why I dont think I'm getting married ever again under the Canadian divorce laws (particularly because I have a house with land now). You really dont have any authority as a man when any assertive behaviour is seen as "abuse" Its too much of a risk.
>>536050169Amber Heard
>>536051196You don’t really sound like the type that has the ladies busting down the door anyway pal. Maybe work on not being such a bitter asshole and be a better dad?
>>536050558The best part is when you begin to explain something to them you're suddenly "mansplaining" so your point is irrelevant to them.>>536051196Are they offering complementary MAID for white men who get divorces in Canada yet?
>>536051196We have gay cohabitation laws here too. Can't even live with one of them for too long before she's entitled to at least half your shit.
>>536049734Lmao based>>536050169There is no "wrong woman" just Jewish courts and pedophile police enforcing white genocide.
>>536048477if you can be murdered by taking you for a walk outside, that's pretty much a darwin award
>>536050355>She was a great wife until she started hanging around the trashy wives on the Military base.There it is. Crabs in a bucket. They were jealous of her.
>>536049734You posting this kind of shit on this incel forum is like enjoying a meal then telling starving African children how the cheese was a little bland
>>536049734and your children were present?
>>536048671
>>536048637>today It’s every fucking day sadly
>>536050879Yup it was the other women. Fucking a. I don't know why they take everything other women say as gospel
>>536051770seethe
>>536050802If it's so worthless then why is it getting so many replies?
>>536048693I didn't think of it like this. This is actually quite poetic as the ultimate example of everything you'd done for her and everything she'd taken for granted.
>>536048477>can't divorce your wife, you will get raped>probably get caught if you murder her, detective methods are pretty robust these days>just ditch her where there's mountain lions and hope levy can get you off on a technicalityLife finds a way.
>>536050592I've never heard this said quite so well. True for the vast majority of men.
>>536048477this is funny
>>536048477Well, they did say they preferred the bear over meeting man in the woods...Maybe, just maybe they should have preferred the man to the bear. Just saying, I'd rather take my chances with a strange dude than a bear that can eat my ass. And I say that as the gender that is the HYPER MAJORITY of murder victims. Women really go "bear cute" and "man bad" despite the odds of a bear mauling for her is massive compared to a murder/rape from a random dude.
>>536050169It's all of them anon.Marriage is too good for them.They don't deserve it. They can't live up to it.
>>536050169You can technically fix most women (and they'd love you for it). It's just not legal to do so anymore since we gave them the right to vote.
>>536048788I knew Dennis Reynolds was a /pol/ack
We can't even really go on hikes anymore because her leg's never been the same since an accident. I was hoping to work her up from the typical, 4-7 mile state park hikes to actual mountain hiking, but that's a bit too much for someone so small and frail, I suppose. Not like I'm dying to blow more money on trips, I suppose.
>>536048768isn't the point so you can just walk off while they make a scene? did your bud just not give a fuck and not make a big deal over getting dumped? women hate getting dumped, they have a breakdown. it would be easy to just walk off and driveaway. i'm too nice thought id organise someone to come pick them up
>>536051265Go fuck yourself you rancid cunt
>>536048477Alternatively go sailing with her...
>>536048477kill yourself get duckroll'd faggot
>>536048477This is the most based thing I've ever heard.
Those articles are popping up everywhere and are full of comments of women that say "Its Real, It happened to me"Do what you want with this information
>>536050762This does happen, and it's one of the oldest forms of divorce/murder in history. Imagine how many nagging women got left behind on pioneer trails. Dude just got in the wagon and left the bitch.
>Go on a hike>She nags>And nags>And nags>Nagnagnagnagnag>Literally one more stupid comment away from snapping and beating her to death>Her mouth opens>The ringing starts>You see her lips moving but all you hear is the teacher from Peanuts>Barely pull yourself back from the edge of madness>Tell her you're done, the hike's over, it's time to go home>She sits down on a rock and tells you no>Reiterate that you are leaving and that you drove, so she can come or she can walk home>She crosses her arms and again says no>Walk back to the car>Sit there staring off into space, unable to hear anything but your own heartbeat in your ears>3 hours go by>Cop knocks on your window and asks you if you abandoned your wife in the woods>Get yourself arrested because that took you right back to 100 and you start screaming at the cop that the bitch is lucky to be alive>She makes a Facebook post about how you tried to make her a missing person
>>536050879>she was getting fatter everyday and would just sit on her phone scrolling.Grim. The same thing is happening to my gf who has PCOS, and I think I will be abandoning ship soon. These women refuse to put in effort to lose weight and workout.
>>536051265Easy for you to say. In this country the girlfriend can take half your business because she slept over at your house twice a week for a few years. >Judge:Wait, she visited your house once? Well case dismissed, give her 50% of your trucking company, the economy demands it.
>>536048477NGL my ex wife cheated on me and took half my shit. Almost ten years later and I'm almost back to where I started. I was only able to financially recover because I lived with my dad. I wish I had done this to my ex. Dead ass serious. Leave her on mountain and let her and God sort it out. I hate women, I hate the court system, and I hate modern America. Return to tradition. Revoke women's rights.
>>536048671>She chose the bear.Those poor bears
>>536048477If wives don't have an obligation to have sex with their husband, then husbands don't have an obligation to protect them.
>>536058003My wife of ten years says i raped her because I dared asked for sex and now she's divorcing me.it's fine, if i go to prison i don't have to pay her a penny and i get from room and food.Never get married its a scam
>>536058193How did things break down so catastrophically between you two?
>>536048477Lmao brilliant.
>>536058235Women become a conglomeration of the five most important persons close to them. If you allow your wife to associate with harpies or to have a job other than baby factory and homemaker you will lose and probably get cucked by her work husband.Its no mistake that every single tool men had to prevent this has been legislated away. Its a huge feature of anarcho-tyranny convincing women that all the good things for them are bad and lower status. It not only destroys men, but the women and children too.
>>536058235happened the around the same time she was spending more time with her friends's husband, who she's now having an affair with.she wanted a quick divorce, saying i raped her but was refused by the judge, now she's stuck married to me while she tries to sort out another divorce.women, never trust them
>>536048477But why doesn't a bear save them?
>>536049734based
>>536051770This isn't even an incel forum, this is a misanthropy forum. No one here wants a god damned wife in the first place with the way this shit hole society is.
>>536049734Ok, you will be raked last
>>536050355Must have been an Army base... maybe Navy but I'm betting Army.
>>536048477Better than pushing the bitch off a waterfall i guess.
>>536048477What? They wanted the bear, they got the bear.
>>536048477Im up my ass
>>536048649Hehe
>>536048477They chose the bear willingly though? what's the issue?
Made up social media hysteria for content. Women are the same as men. If men can find their way women can. Primitive women found their way all the time. If a woman went on a mountain trying to keep up and couldn't the guy leaves to save his life and get help. Could be the situation is switched and she has to go get help. If you can't navigate don't go into the wilderness, labia or balls makes no difference. It's navigation.
>>536048477Hahahaha hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha Basado
>>536048649>>536048671My fucking sides
>>536049734I was really hoping she'd break the back window of her car
>>536048477there is better way
>>536048477I thought they preferred the bear?Also, this isn’t the first time this shit has been posted. It’s typical sensationalism in journalism.
>>53605016950% divorce rate in america
>>536050355Base housing has to be the worst environment to leave youre retarded wife alone. Ive heard stories of my old navy base, where the men go underway on a submarine for 8 months, and the wives start a prostitution ring. Theyd leave a bottle of detergent in the window to signal availability.
>>536048671KEK
>>536058489id for sure leave that cunt in the woods to die of exposure. Jesus bro im sorry.
>>536054402Theme Song for your post:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtw
>>536066913That's for old people, and Canada already has MAID. Old people need to make their own decision (for now) to go through with it. I assume Lapot is similar, where the old person, more or less, understands this is their fate and goes along with it.This thread is about getting divorce raped, or killing your wife, or bears or whatever.
Even George Orwell had a similar idea in 1984 lol
>>536048637>>536052001Every fucking day for the last 11 years
um why cant women just leave the woods just like the man? Arent they equal? Arent they strong?
>>536048637Cope Zoltan. We LOVE reddit here!!!
>>536048671what did the bear do to deserve that though?
>femoid str-ACK!
>>536051265Why are you such a retarded nigger? Kek
Joe Schmidt from Glendale Arizona had a novel way of breaking up with his girlfriends.He would drive them to the furthest concert venue out of town then drag random hotties in the outhouse.When she said something about it he would pull in to the same convenience store each and every time, take his gf in to get beer and then sprint out to his car and race off.We called it " The Beer Ditch" and knew another one was coming when he took his car instead of riding with us
>>536048477kek, bye bitch, good luck getting back to civilization with your pocket mirror and your honey-scented night cream.
>>536049734Not married but after I broke up with my ex I wanted to speed things up so I just tossed her stuff in boxes and left them near the door out. Texted her she has 72 hours to get it before it went out front. She came hoping I'd load them into my car and drive them for her. She basically had to get 100 lbs or so of shit in multiple boxes across the city. She ended up paying me 50 euros as a service fee to move it for her. Got a text chain from her 2 months later asking about seeing each other again. Never responded.
>>536050169Here's a fun fact for you Women are more emotionally effected by hormones than men. If a chicken is into you on birth control and she goes off it, you might start to give her the ick.
>>536050762Murder while camping is common. People get pushed off cliffs all the time. Its hard to prove your guilty.
>>536048671I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun her.
>>536051582Shit man, I lived in a shipping container in texas when they had that gnarly freeze of 2 days a few years ago. Found it funny how people who had houses died yet I didn't.
>>536048477so foids can't survive in the woods on their own?
That's not a God damn "partner" jfc I hate that nu-word use so much
>>536051060>>536051265lmao, get GRIDS infected nigger shit wafflestomped into yourmouth, you fucking gynopig.
>>536055896>I'm fat because of <bullshit>run don't walk
