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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
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it's happening
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>>536051517
Hell yeah bros! Hope Tempe shows the downtown Friday night drum circle.
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Dan is all atwitter around these fellows.
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>First Shift updates
The Three Stooges of Reddit are in the studio with Dan
Each introduced one of the other brothers, wow so quirky and fun

>Last scene from last week of the weird looking guy doing wheelies on his motorcycle
Issued a ticket for reckless riding, and he didn't have a motorcycle license
Allowed to walk his bike home
>Now with Tempe, AZ department with a guy who looks like he's been stretched horizontally
Home of the Arizona State, it's a great place to live, blah blah
Supervises a special unit that does a little bit of everything
He used to be part of their bike squad and we're riding with them tonight
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sup niggers. getting ready to put the lamb in the oven. what are we eating/drinking tonight?
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>>536051887
Thanks. Great stuff as always. Does Dan pay you well?
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>>536051887
>He used to be part of their bike squad and we're riding with them tonight
kinda confused about the logistics of following bike cops. are we gonna have camerapersons on bikes? tandems? sidecars? trailers?
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>>536051887
If they take questions, someone ask their Reddit account names.
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>>536052000
>kinda confused about the logistics of following bike cops
Checked, and I was wondering the same thing
Those cameras are not light, and I would assume they have a ton of other broadcasting and communication equipment
I wonder if they'll just be patrolling a small area with the cameras nearby in a car, and they call the cameras when they find something
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>>536052000
>>536052345
Dan likes motorcycles; and love motorcyclists <3
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he was fentanyl floyding out
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>>536051929
Pizza with pepperonis and habanero.
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Chris Rock in the studio tonight with Sticks, a top, and a bottom. Should be a good night. I'm making ribs.
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>>536052883
sounds tasty.
I hate bravo mikes
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Bros how much coffee is too much coffee?
I had 4 espressos between breakfast and lunch, and then I had two 12oz iced coffees with milk (no sugar) over the past 3 hours.
I'm feeling jittery and a little bit of a stomach ache.
>is coffee good for you?
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>>536053057
that amount. it's too much
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>>536051887
richie and his brothers are good cops but theyre faggots
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I just noticed that he's got 2-7 offsuit tattooed on his arm
Dude plays Hold'em
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>>536053057
it depends on how long youve been on caffeine. heres my daily stack

adderall 40mg (sometimes 60 if im tired)
wellbutrin 300mg
caffeine pill in morning 200mg
energy drink at work 200-320mg
MAYBE a weaker energy drink later 160mg
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>>536053254
why would you tattoo the worst poker hand? why not AA AK AQ etc
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>>536053284
is your name kyle? I bet it's kyle
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morning gents
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>>536053515
good morning sir
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>>536053300
just since its relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX6jazcS9Kw
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>>536053173
Yea, I didn't really need that second iced coffee.
>>536053284
>heres my daily stack
I guess you don't sit still much. I guess my 4 espresso + 2 iced coffees wasn't so much after all today.
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Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
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>>536053962
i'm beginning to think this guy doesn't really care about that incident
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>>536054056
If I didn’t care then why would I be trying to find an answer to the incident mate?
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>>536054287
i guess you got me there saar
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this better be good
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>>536054335
i used to work with a negress who looked like this. she would get a foot long sub from subway, chips, cookies, large soda every day. she was also ordering black market injections from india that supposedly magically make you lose weight.
spoiler: the injections didn't work
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we're on patrol.... LIVE
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>>536054335
>>536054426
>yea lemme get a 5 piece injection with biscuits and gravy
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>>536051517
Thank you baker!
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>cops HATE this one simple trick
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They should shove that gun in the niggers pants
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>>536054541
Kek!
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that's a lotta ants
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>when those niggers get that purple drank in them they get all antsy in the pantsy
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>>536053515
Evenin'
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ANTS
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those are red imported fire ants, they're venomous and super aggressive.
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show starts
>no driving
>melanin enriched individuals
are we going to have a good one tonight?
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Why is James looking like Rizzo
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>>536054654
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>>536054683
hopefully!
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>>536053375
its timmy
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Any Arizona anons here? Ohiobro here and just wondering what it would be like to live there. I like the heat.
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>>536054683
nah, we drivin'
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>>536054790
there was a glimpse of hope at first ...
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Tempe looks like every Cali city
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>>536054767
i live in vegas so same climate and the weather is nice 9 months out of the year.
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>>536054729
what if niggers start using guns that shoot bullets and fire ants? we'd be fucked
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>>536054724
>Rizzo
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>>536054683
she was hot, id smash and im very racist. i miss her. my girlfriend.
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>>536054888
Checked
What is the weather like the three bad months?
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Fuck this shit, I'm taking the dogs out and hopefully we'll arrive somewhere
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>>536054888
checked
what do you do in vegas if you don't care about gambling or banging hoors?
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>>536054921
I want to touch her hair without permission
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>>536051517
https://youtube.com/shorts/vianOPeghIA
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I'll bet racing around town like this is the funnest part of the job.
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Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
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Is Dead Island 2 Ultimate Edition worth it for $6.99 on Xbox One OG?
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this cop is so fuckin zesty.
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Started with two niggers with a gun and followed up with cops driving for 10 minutes
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>>536054944
100-120 degrees and 100% sun
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>>536055008
if youre into hiking and camping theres a lot of that here, lots of outdoors stuff
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>>536055222
Nicely produced, Dan Abrams
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>we're finally out of the car
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>>536055222
>>536055319
get ready for 20 minutes of walking
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>>536055261
Damn
Does everyone just stay indoors? What is the night time temp, say at 11pm?
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we're done driving? lets git in a break.
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>>536055371
yeah people just stay inside. it can still be like 90 degrees at 11pm
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Lamb
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>>536055356
Eh, at least the sound of gear rummaging is better than the sound of sirens and "your incident has been updated"
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Shrimp isn't working for me. Anyone have another link
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>>536055440
If your air breaks, do you just die after a few days? Does anyone not have air, like really old houses maybe?
Does the lack of humidity really make a difference?
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>>536055522
the lack of humidity does make a big difference. i can be chilling outside at 90 degrees and its fine.

every summer the news reports on old people dying of heat when their jewish landlord doesnt fix the AC
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l dont like the way cops let their dogs maul people. dog bites can cause serious permanent muscle and nerve damage
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>>536055575
>every summer the news reports on old people dying of heat when their jewish landlord doesnt fix the AC
Kek
We get that occassionally here too. Usually ghetto project apartments
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The fuck?
>If you did something illegal please surrender, we will find you!
They have no suspects still
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>>536055720
2/10
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>>536054767
The southwest sucks, it’s completely different than the east coast or even Midwest. Everything is barren dirt and rocks. The mountains are just mounds of brown dirt and rocks, there no trees, grass or natural water anywhere, everything is dead. It’s very soul sucking and you feel like you’re literally in the middle of nowhere with no people or businesses or homes as far as the eye can see outside of population centers/cities and it feels,like if your car was to break down you would fucking die trying to walk to find anyone to help. The rock formations and cliffs in Arizona and New Mexico are cool to see in person but that’s about it. One night I was driving through New Mexico and it was a full moon and the white rocks were literally glowing white in the moonlight which was cool and creepy at the same time.
t. East coast fag who lives in the lush mountains
>>536054888
Checked, but I hate Las Vegas it feels like your surrounded by dirt and death when you’re sitting on the 40th floor of your hotel on the strip and all you see in the distance is nothing but a barren landscape of dirt and rocks in the distance.
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>>536055522
in the desert they got swamp coolers, they're super basic
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Imagine you hear this zesty nigga running down the street and he threatens to arrest you?
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oh my god shut up you insufferable faggot
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>>536055740
you think the east coast has mountains?
>laughs in PNW
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>>536055740
Interesting.
Where I live it is all green. Trees, grass...Lake Erie. Very different. The weather sucks for about 6 months out of the year. I do enjoy the summers.
It must be so strange to have just rocks or sand in your yard. It does seem almost like an alien landscape to me...but somehow on TV it looks pretty. I thought Nye County looked nice, all washed out looking.
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Where is Toombs?
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Anyone have link for bingo cards? They used to be linked at top.
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>>536055178

This nigga good with colors
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>>536051517

Damn. Late again. What’d I miss? Did Addy and Bryce show butthole?
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>>536055740
>your surrounded by dirt and death

thats part of the charm
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>>536055972
british mommy milf also showed boobs. it was a once in a life time moment and you missed it my goy
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>>536055874
Blue ridge parkway and the great smoky mountains kneegrow, Mt Mitchell highest mountain west of the Mississippi.
>>536055878
Yeah it’s definitely shocking how everything is dead to someone who’s used to seeing trees, grass and water. It looks cool on tv but they only show the popular stuff, they don’t show the part where you can see 50 miles into the distance and there’s absolutely nobody or any sign of civilization and everything is dead, just dirt rocks and dried up river creek beds everywhere. It’s really strange feeling. Like there’s even signs on the roads telling you to stop and get gas on roads warning there’s no gas stations for the next 50-u5 miles.
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>She couldn't pay her bill, it was $25
Living up to the stereotypes, as always
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>>536054653
>no nipples
into ze garbage dispozal
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Bix nooding out here
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>>536056112
i'm not your kneegrow, buddy.
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>>536056112
>Blue ridge parkway
Have driven through there. Beautiful.
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>>536056208
I’m not your buddy bro :P
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romantic
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>>536056069
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>>536056296

>America at 250
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They put Tempe on in order to get some white criminals on camera. Unfortunately it's not working out for them so far so now we have to watch these yahoos wander around with a dog for 30 minutes. There probably weren't any shots fired to begin with.
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>>536055899

On suspension again for heaving a rotting cantaloupe at a suspect.
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What’s the best way to make pierogis? Made them in the air fryer the other day and didn’t enjoy them. Tried baking them in the oven and didn’t enjoy them
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>>536056438
You're supposed to pan fry them in butter I thought. Thats how my mom did them...I think.
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>>536056367
why would there be white people in Tempe?
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>>536056438
>pierogis
Are you making them entirely homemade? Including rolling out your own dough and folding them up? What's inside of the pirogi? If it's uncooked meat then that changes things, but i'd usually sautee them in a bit of butter with garlic and onion and some fresh thyme/rosemary until they're golden brown.
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>>536056367
I was thinking the same watching first shift and they had the guy from Tempe on. I wouldn’t be surprised if they called in a fake shots fired call to get featured early.
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Is that a regular dog doing a dog sniff?
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That dog alerted on that cop car, search it
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>>536056327
i know. feels bad man
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>>536056438
Pan fry like a dumpling
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Was that galaxy gas?
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>>536056564
Kek
Probably.
Can we just replace Tempe with Beech Grove
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what a dumb cunt
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haven't seen piss fetish anon in a while
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We've seen better at Knox county
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Sad they got that dog food from a food pantry. I did community service at a food pantry and that’s how they would package the dog food in those big ziplock bags and they would give them out to people that needed dog or cat food.
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I thought methheads were skinny.
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>>536056697

Oh man I totally forgot about him. He seemed to appear when urine was featured.
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>>536056649
And she tried to drop it right behind her, then claim it wasn't hers
Drugs are bad
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>>536056438
parboil, then fry
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>>536056733

They tend to be.
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i thought meth made you skinny
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>it squeezed out
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>>536056697
pee?
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Fullerton CA--guaranteed snooze
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>>536056794
niggers think this is attractive
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>those thighs
>>536056697
It’s definitely been around 6 months or so, still wonder if based itchy butt poster is still around, he was a /livepd/ OG
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Mmmmm dashpie
My favorite
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>>536056800

No clue how you can walk around like this, seems horribly uncomfortable.
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>>536056859
My butt indeed still itches.
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Who reported this guy for ODing, he seems perfectly conscious.
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>>536056555
I will try this in a little. Thanks anon!
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>he doesn't know how to use the hose
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>>536056899
Checked
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This has got to be in the top 5 boringest OPLive I've ever seen, jeeeeeez
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>>536056906
anyone who stops a junkie from ODing is a fag
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>>536054324
The media really hushed up all those exposes they did. Now they're doing the same to Nick Shirley et al.
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>>536057008
I'd like to know how much the drug company who makes Narcan is pulling in a year.
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>>536056971
I miss crazy shit like that guy fighting while holding his child, but we also haven't had recurring characters like the Ham Man.
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Do people even know who those actors are in the T Mobile commercial? I know who they are but I'm old and think they're mostly annoying
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>>536057022
the kikes got ahold of o'keefe's company and forced him out somehow. seems like they threatened him too
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>>536057003
The Maher brothers aren't interesting, either
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>>536057076
He's still doing shit though, under OMG (O'Keefe Media Group)
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>>536055446
nice. give tips on finding and choosing and preparing quality lamb. it's so rare, no pun intended. you need some green veggies in there btw.
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>>536057077
No kidding. What a family of stiffs, holy shit
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>Bicyclist police officers
Do you even have to stop for them?
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>>536057049
I remember ham man and people putting money on his book for commissary. Also zendjas who became a lolcow and eventually turned to onlyfans and mike and his mom at the hotel where anons wouldn’t stop calling his room lmao how that ended.
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>>536056794
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What the fuck are these meme cops?
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fuck me
>driving
>walking
>biking
what's next? swimming?
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>>536057178
We have horse cops
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>>536057046
google says they do $200mil a year on just narcan. the government should give all of us narcan every month so we can randomly ruin a junkie's high for fun.
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>>536057211
Horseback.
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>>536055740
interesting. hows the population and standard of living?
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>>536057154
goymart sells a two pack of preseasoned lamb that isn't bad. i cook it just like a steak. sear in a pan then finish in oven at 400 degrees for 10-15 minutes
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>>536057046
and how much they secretly spend to keep fentanyl on the streets
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missed the first hr but just tuning in. i forgot today was friday
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>challenger

Woah what are the odds
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>>536057257
You missed nothing except a gun covered in ants at the show open.
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>>536057257
Didn’t miss much
>>536057249
Depends on where you’re talking about
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>>536057184
Someone posted a screenshot in which it appeared they were going to send the Ham Man 30 copies of the Quran in jail. I hope they actually did it.
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>>536057226
Horse cops at least are respectable from the immediate threat of the horse trampling you and or throwing the officer off. They use them for out of control protests for a reason.
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>>536057257
You missed cops driving for 15 minutes and then walking for 10 minutes
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>>536057294
>what are the odds
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>>536057358
>You missed cops driving for 15 minutes and then walking for 10 minutes
And bicycling for 3 minutes!
It broke new ground!
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>>536057358
you forgot about biking
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>>536057003
Not even close for
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>>536057235
How much of that is paid directly by the govt, for police, EMS, schools, etc. Its like the clot shot. Another pharma company being subsidized by the govt (your tax dollars). The govt puts the fentanyl out on the streets and makes money on selling it and then pay a little tax to the company that makes Narcan so they can keep the money making scheme going on forever.
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Seeing a Toledo makes me sad. It seems like it could easily be a quiet, small, peaceful blue collar city snd it’s just a desolate, violent hell scape.
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>>536057346
Inshallah
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is that nickleback playing
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>>536057318
Unironically the best part of this episode so far.
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>>536057252
ty
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what an audio nightmare kek
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>beeeeeeep
>beeeeeeep
Great content, Dan
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>>536057356
True. I do like the horse cops.
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What are the odds that this gathering of average Americans would end up with arrests? Some things you just can't predict based on decades of history and pattern recognition.
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i hope someone got that qt dancing in the background
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Sexy mamma in the back with the little black dress
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>>536057498

Gotta get in a quick break!
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>>536057498
Why aren't you watching the uncensored stream?
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Is that manatee going to be okay?
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>>536057498
Listen we cannot air the reality that the only folx who say the N word out loud are not White Nazis but are in fact 100% African Americans. Dan will not let us see who the real racists are.
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>>536056920
let me know how it turned out, if you're cooking pierogis with raw meat inside or if they're frozen solid from the store you're supposed to boil them first to cook them internally, then dry them out and remove the water by leaving them inside of a colander so they can drain out most of the water.
>opl
>only pirogi lunch
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>>536057537
i would unironically pay for that, i'm an audio autist
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Shame about the tattoos
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waman with their dumb prison doodle tats. so trashy
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>>536057605
So you’re an Audiophile… Do you prefer actual records and what type of headphones that cost $2k or are you going all in on a 18 speaker system that costs +20k?
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kek
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Where is Curtis?
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brothers maher lynched him
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>>536057787
black and missing
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In Australia, do kangaroos just hop around everywhere? Do they hop out in front of cars, is it like how deer jump out in front of cars in the Midwest?
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>>536057648
>>536057653
I dislike tattoos, especially on women; no one's ever seen a beautiful woman without tattoos and wished that she had some.
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>>536057874
yeah
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>>536057927
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>>536057605
>>536057714
I honestly don’t know much about audio, I just went down the rabbit hole of getting the best pair of headphones I could afford and found myself immersed in learning about audiophiles and how serious they are about their audio. It’s definitely an autist hobby.
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>>536057928
Are they mean?
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>bike cops

i'll laugh if they actually catch someone rather than harass other cyclists
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>>536057967
She's cute in a homely kind of way. Too bad about that sword and shield bullshit on her arm though.
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pedal faster officer
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Holy meth
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Tempe is <7% Black.
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>>536057714
records are fucking retarded.
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>>536058086

I used to work at a shop and we serviced a few police bikes. The cops beat the ever loving shit out of them, just like their cars.
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I think I'll like Tempe
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>>536058169

Wrong.
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this thread wasnt making any sense to me because l was watching an older episode. l hate peacock
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>>536058218

Added to the butt collection.
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>>536057979
>It’s definitely an autist hobby.
yeah i got a fucking UMIK-1 and room eq wizard software to dial in my room and my vehicle.
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>>536058218
i'd shoplift her if you know what i'm sayin
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>>536058169
This guy boses
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Is it Michelle and Barack?
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pretty good moves on this car thief
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Dan should have a crew cover Lakewood, NJ and show how the Hasidic Jews get away with everything because they are great law abiding and individuals who use fish wire around neighborhoods to skirt the rules of their own religion
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unfortunately the both lived
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they gotta loosen these maher bros up with somethin in their cups, dan's making them uncomfortable
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Interesting how the car got lit on fire just from rolling over once
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I DIDN DO ANYTHING
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Just shut the fuck up dan
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This mexi-nigger got a perm?!
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>>536058384
they know that dan looks down on southerners like them with his pretentious nyc faggot ass
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>>536058339

I still love the act of effectively arguing technicalities with the Almighty.
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>>536058200
not popo bikes but i've fixed a few bikes where the rider didn't even know you can't shift while putting all your power through the drivetrain, that you have to let off and pedal through while it shifts. it seems so obvious yet they didnt know

>>536058231
kek
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>>536058429
He looks like he stepped out of a portal from the 90s
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>>536058438
Dan can’t wait to get back to Daytona to ride on the back of another man’s motorcycle into the night again
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>>536058385
looked like the entire undercarriage protector/rock guard came off. probably hot catalytic converter ignited the corn leaves (or whatever that field was)
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>>536058389
>I DIDN DO ANYTHING
I WUZ SKARED
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>>536058455

Yeah, we’d see that a lot too and on some astonishingly high end bikes. You’d think people dropping that kind of coin on a bike could at least use it.
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looks like fun
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>>536058573
bike fags get the rope. i can't imagine having to deal with bike assholes all day errryday
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What retarded laws are they skirting with these corny AI banana ads. If I wanted to watch AI slop, I'd open one of the Facebook links my boomer coworker Todd sends me.
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>Byrna
It's a giant toy plastic pellet gun! What woman is carrying that thing while jogging? That's why they're using a banana, it'd look too retarded to get anyone to consider it
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guess i gotta eat my words on the bike cops, they got em
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>>536058573
Most rich people drop money on toys they have no clue how to operate and just use them until they break and get rid of it. They don’t care about maintenance.
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>>536058438
>pretentious nyc faggot ass
Where do we think dan put the Maher brothers for their stay? Is it a posh madison ave 5 star boutique hotel or is it some hovel on the outskirts of queens beside a chop shop?
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>>536058687
Best one was the black lady with a banana hanging on her backpack last week, they must’ve took that one down…
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>>536058679
>bike fags get the rope
based
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>>536058438
this. and his creepy sex jokes.
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Fuck I am too old to be eating this goyslop
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>>536058792
harlem. let the goyim deal in the real world.
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>>536058565
AH JUS GOT OUT
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did he just pull an onion out of his pocket when asked for id
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Send the zesty boy to the public masturbation call.
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>>536057648
That's miss ass from a couple of weeks ago
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Now this is a case where narcan would be good
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>>536058859
I think the Maher is part of the tribe, they probably got 5 star accommodations while sticks gets the econolodge just over the border in NJ
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What's your name
>Ahhheeehhhh
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>>536058679
i put more miles on my bike than my car but i'm really cautious. most cyclists have this attitude of hating cars, but you're never going to win if one hits you (or in the case of most cyclists, you hit a car). i'll happily get right on the sidewalk when i hear something coming up behind me if the road is narrow or something
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>>536058792
They're staying on the floor of his mud room and he's only charging them $500 per night per brother.
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>>536058925
theyre irish
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>>536058890
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>>536058847
>durex wrapper in the background
Looks like a fun party anon
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no wonder cops are miserable. who would want to deal with these people and this shit every day?
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>>536058950
I didn’t know, I just associated them with Bill Maher
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>>536058951
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>>536058951
Absolute department morale booster.
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>>536058978
i'd tase every karen who gave me lip
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dogs never get tired of barking
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ANTI ICE PROTESTS AT DELANEY HALL IN NEWARK, NJ LIVE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GixFComUYcs
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>>536058978
i used to want to be a cop and was actually looking at LAPD academy (lol). thank god i didnt do that. you get to deal with retard niggers all day and the DA wants to put cops in prison
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>>536059075
buy an ad
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>>536058978
literally 100% of people who aren't you is on drugs and has drugs in their car
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>>536058932

Same. I typically ride to work since it’s literally faster than driving if I go in during rush hour. Most cyclists don’t seem to realize that ‘share the road’ goes both ways.
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is this guy just white trash or some kind of albanian shit skin or something?
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why they gotta ruin that guys sandwich
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I don't think this guy is on drugs. I think he's retarded.
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>you don't know your birthday?
>nom nom
dude just needs his sandwich back
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>>536059075
Just start shooting live ammo
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>>536059164
I wish I was retarded.
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>>536058933
>$500 per night per brother
The mud room rises brother
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>>536059122
A guy I used to work with was a retired cop and he said, repeatedly, that he told his kids never to become cops because he thought prevailing attitude would put them in harms way needlessly and expose them to legal action for doing their job. Then he would try to get me to sign up.
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A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
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>>536059141
its such a funny attitude - share the road, but also i want bike paths. but also fuck those kids on e-bikes paths are only for regular bikes. i just ride so i'm seen and don't get hit. the "take the road" dudes are just asking for trouble
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>selling perpay credit scams
dan has zero shame. he's already rich even by nyc standards but it's never enough.
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now thats a park job
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>you can't park there
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Damn, I thought it was a guy on the call sheet
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That’s how you park when you stop giving a fuck or are getting a divorce
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amy is drunk again.
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>>536059075
i encourage all to watch and/or read what the protestors are doing and say there. they're on tape saying the worst shit you can say. several ICE agents have deep bites and scratches. the left today is mentally ill and violent.
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>>536059474
>you can't park there
Reminds me of this chase thread
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>why is meemaw still a police officer instead of at home baking cookies?
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was that a slice of tomato on the pizza?
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Of all the things on a building to drive through I guess the garage door is best but holy shit. It takes so much time and money to resolve this kind of crap, especially if the structure is deemed unsafe.
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I keep wanting to make album covers with the women of op live for some reason
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>>536059429
I don't doubt that it's a scam, but can you explain it? I can't quite make it out from imagination.
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wasted leftovers
what bastards
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>>536059531
pepperoni woulda been a better guess
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>>536059531
>was that a slice of tomato on the pizza?
I think so, and it's an abomination
They're always too wet
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>>536059565

Very nice.
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Les see her body and face, she seems hot
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It seems like no matter what department Dan picks the locals we encounter aren't White. Even TN. What is happening in America?
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>>536059264
Hi NyeCounty autist
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>>536059565
Kino idea. Nice work.
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>>536059644
This one looks white to me. Has a Mediterranean feel about her.
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>>536059630
Oh my
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Livepd mentioned
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cuties overload
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Pussy pass fully activated
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Both these bitches
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Told you guys shes hot.
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that tires fuckin bald
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>>536059644

The end stage of a empire.
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this girl is built for BBC
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i still don't know what girl math is
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fuck this. all l have now is sound and a black screen. fuck peacock. fuck streaming. good night
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>>536059733
South American Latina looks with a southern accent. WHEW
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new bread >>536059796
>>536059796
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I can save mom
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Mom putting her boyfriend ahead of being a parent, then driving drunk, wrecking her daughter's car, and destroying her garage
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>>536059630
>the mom
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>>536059772
thetvapp.to

stop paying for shit when piracy is easier and works better
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>>536059765
69 brother. Only number a man needs to know.

Oh shit this TN chick is hot
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Someone capped Knoxville hottie with the belly ring?
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>>536059658
Kinda bummer eppy! There’s always tomorrow though! Enjoy the weekend brotha
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>>536051517
Niggerd



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