Chud test. Time to see if /pol/ is truly based or full of fakecels. https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-woke-values/test.php
>>536055151
Apparently I act slightly chud, and am slightly woke.Fence sitter status reaffirmed.
There needs to be a third dimension on this 2-D bullshit that accounts for spirituality
>>536055151Datamining thread, move along
>>536056409It’s literally a basic political test. All internet activity is a big data mine if you’re schizo enough
>>536055151halfway to is chud, but only 1/5 to acts chud - but this test is basically a regular political compass, and also datamine-y even for an idrlabs meme test
>>536055151Interesting stuff.
Here you fucken go. Exactly what I expected.
>>536055151Billions must Sneed
I need to up my Chud Score
>>536055151Costa Rican Chud present
>>536055151this is a glow info harvest thread you retards, they are collecting information on people accessing that website from this test to collect info on who and how posts are made here.
why did mine come out backwards. Apparently being neutral/progressive politically but not drinking onions lattes means you're chud-leaning.
granted, there were a lot of funny questions, but this one was the funniest imo
>>536055151Same as all you faggots.
>>536058758That general region just seems to mean "not a fucking retard."
>>536055151Ill play your datamining game
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?
>>536058270Oh no, the glowies are going to figure out all my opinions. Whatever will I do? That's private information that I never share here.
>>536055151>Question 16 of 70>We shouldn't expose children to gay or transgender people until they're older.It ends there. The correct answer is disagree because nobody should have to see that garbage at any age under any circumstances, but you know that response will be interpreted as "woke."
>>536059441Use TORbesides, you're posting on 4chan, nigga
>>536055151This is actually exactly what I expected. Can I get a gf now?
>>536055151I'm fucking Chud.Hell yeah... Also everyone else is similar, does this mean we're in an echo chamber as bad as Reddit?
>>536059713No, I got is chud acts woke. So I balance out the echo chamber.
>>536059713you only just now realize you're in an echo chamber? retard.
>>536056694>>536057925>>536058326P A T H E T I C
Acts chud, is woke
>>536055151Here you go glownigger knock yourself out
>>536059713I’m frankly shocked at the amount of centeroid fenceniggers itt
>>536056694>>536057925>>536059647Based enlightened centrists
>we shoudn't expose children to trannies until they're olderWRONG. WE SHOULDN'T EXPOSE THEM AT ALL. PHYSICALLY REMOVE ALL TRANNIES AND FAGGOTS.
>>536060014see >>536060011
>>536055151Nice data mining thread
r u fucking kidding me. how lame. i do think i am a centrist so i guess that makes sense
>>536060214> i am a centrist Ah... Another downie browsing this board...
>>536055151Shitty test, I am full Chud irl, but the questions were written really bad
>>536055151>70 questionsThank you, I have better things to do with my time.
>>536055151California hipster, reporting in.
>>536059574To hide what? My digital footprint still exists. If glowies or cops want to know who said what they probably will. I've been tagged long ago anyway. The amount of effort required to fully anonymise, isn't worth the effort. Only to make a single error and be unmasked. That's assuming they don't already take advantage of low level backdoors. It's not worth the anxiety or paranoia. I embrace my fate.
Setting the record straight, getting more than halfway through 'Is Chud' means you're likely a shitskin
>>536062070I think that would be “acts chud”
BUT I'M A CHUD, I'M AN INCEEEELhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72wwmeupans
meh
>>536055151>https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-woke-values/test.php
>>536055151I'm not sure what to do with that score.Guess since I'm a living example of the "don't ask a White supremacist the color of his wife" meme, some weird result was bound to happen.
>>536056409>>536057323Literally who tf cares>NOOO THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T KNOW ABOUT MY BORING LIFE FULL OF NOTHING IMPORTANT BECAUSE...UMM...THEY JUST CAN'T OK?!?!?Like what is even going to happen? They're going to know how often I jerk off? Oh nooo how horrible.
>>536055151>Muh waiting til marriage for sexYeah if you're doing this it's not a choice and anyone who says otherwise is coping. Sorry guess I'm too Chad for your faggy test because I've had sex a few times? Lol pathetic. I'll probably laugh about this later with my gf after I blow a load in her mouth, later virgins.
Centrist Democrat
>>536055151I have an issue with this question:>Whatever else you think of him, Donald Trump should be recognized as a very funny man.Donald Trump was a very funny man during his first term. These days he is incomprehensible and moronic. Watching 2016 Trump give a speech vs. 2026 Trump is night and day. No more geriatrics in government.That aside, I feel like this is fairly accurate in terms of my position on social issues. The test doesn't really take economic views into account, and for the record, I am left-wing on economics.
>>536055151Did I do good
No such thing as chud on woken land
I had hearty keks taking this.
>>536055151Someone give me one without a dot so I can't add TKD in better letters to it.
>>536065936*Big letters
>>536065936Also can, not can't. Fuck it, I obviously can't even type so I can't add big letters to shit, someone just do it for me.
>>536060030virtually the same as mine, we should suck each other's dicks some time
>>536066245That sounds pretty woke to me
>>536055151Chud or woke, you're 100% a loser if you've got nothing better to do than to take a 70-question questionnaire on /pol/.
>Question 24 of 70>Identity groups such as race, gender, and disability are more significant divisions than economic class.Made me realize that the reason all that xenosir xir LGBT handicapped bullshit is actually pushed by corporations, the government and the rich to distract from wealth inequality, worsening economic conditions and get Americans to focus and fight over nonsense rather than realize how they're being made serfs.
>>536058270Who gives a fuck? Are you too chicken to stand for the world you want to live in? The Feds are only powerful because of people like you who get intimidated by them and want to force others into being intimidated too.Get chudmaxxed on, dork.
>>536055151Look at me i am normal. :)
>>536059713We have loads of centrists in the results, and unlike reddit or facebook this place is almost impossible to gatekeep. pol is right wing not because of peer pressure, but because left wingers simply don't want to come here, because it hurts their little brains, which are full of holes.
>>536065354yes
I don't care about lack of diversity as long as they're all white you retards, i simply don't want any niggers in ads RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME EXPRESS MY TRUE POWER LEVEL>haha chuddy you also denounce all-white ads if you answer (((our))) question
Fuck you lazy niggers, I'll do it myself.
>>536066245>I’m gonna didgeridoo you in the ass
>>536066737Kek I'm pretty sure I was the first person to use that phrase.
>>536066737>>536066788You guys dropped your meme.
some questions are inherently retarded and biased to not allow for the most based option possiblethat's why nobody can get too close from the top right corner, my answer were practically fully chudmaxxed
>>536066788this you?
>>536066983I said the phrase once and someone created this meme afterwards. Just like I how I used to call people NPCs on here for years before the meme.
>>536067078I am the embodiment of the zeitgeist.
>>536067078A gay porn studio actually did it in Australia and offended all the woke shit cunts in Sydney and Melbourne.
>>53606150512axes is fun, but last time I did it I wasn't even aware of the Jewish question. I will do it now.I feel personally offended by being lumped in with cuckservatives.
>>536055151>>536055633both so close to me
>>536058270glowniggers can suck a shit directly out of my asshole, and you can too you half caste fucking maori bastard
I used to have a political stance similar to Ghandi in high school. Now I’m a metrosexual white supremacist married to woman from a “colonized” country. There is balance yet again in this world bros.
>>536055151Looks like we could be friends, OP.
I think its broken
>>536061505Social democracy means national socialism... right?
Not bad
>>536062108Holy shit , i posted that one
>>536061043>muh one sideRetard
I got upper center-left on the meme Chud-Woke test. A little woke and edgy.
>>536055151would've been a less woke score if i didn't support all abortion as a eugenicist
>>536068918I’m spiritually British, so I think so
in /pol/ people are actually proud to be pieces of shit, like, they see it as a positive to just be a bad personlmao
>>536070230You will never be a real Chud. You have no weak frame, you have no short stature, you have a chin and jawline. You are a Chad twisted by /pol/ and extremism into a crude mockery of male's imperfection.All the rejection you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls loves you. Your parents are proud and happy of you, your “friends” envy your appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly impressed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out your dick with incredible efficiency. Even Chuds who “pass” looks attractive and fuckable to a women. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to repeal a drunk girl away from you, she’ll get wet and obsessed the second you reject her bc she will realize she couldn't taste your dick.You will always be happy. You wrench out a fake sadness every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be bad, but deep inside you feel the joy creeping up like a weed, ready to crush the world under your unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll get horny, call a hoe, arrange a date, plunge into warm pussy and knock her up. Your parents will find out, overjoyed and relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable disappointment of not having grandchildren. They’ll support you with a inheritance marked with your birth name, and everyone for the rest of your life will know you are man buried in success. Your body will age and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a beloved family that unmistakably miss you.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>536070230Lefties are the most repugnant vile people yet take moral high ground and try to act wholesome chungus.
>>536070291True
>>536056409if you want them to send proper chuddie bots to do shilling and marketing here you need to do you part setting the expectations
>>536055151do you think that if you click this it gives you a woker result
Lol.