PREVIOUS >>536051517ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>536059630Mom could get it, too
>>536059837what's wrong with her face
drank herself to a stroke
>>536059845Bells palsi or vac side effects
what's the problem? it's in the garage isn't it?
Mom puts her boyfriend ahead of being a parent, then drives drunk, wrecks her daughter's car, and destroys her garage
>>536059852i would try to fix her
Someone capped Knoxville hottie with the belly ring?!?>>536059931Based mommy, I’m in love
>>536059852i wish she would stroke me if you get my drift
Here's a couple I got of the daughter
>>536059931Sometimes I honestly feel guilty about having such great parents when I see this shit.
Sigma Kappa sorority decal
>>536059931On the other hand, daughter doesn't live there and just got her mom a dui after she made it home
>>536060026actually has an ass unlike that other girl that gets posted
>>536060073>Sigma Kappa sorority decalI noticed that too
>>536059931the eternal boomer
>>536059931many such cases!
>>536060109marriage material but she has issues due to absent dad and dysfunctional mom
>another drunk womanis it a full moon or something
>>536060026
How many times can one man fall in love during one OPL? Off to Jared...
it's intoxicated female night
Hapa?
these women boozers are out of control
>>536060207>is it a full moon or somethingUnironically yesAnimals are acting weird too - just had something screaming loudly outside my house, and just after that I heard what sounded like 2 bucks antler-jousting
>>536060222Dan is on a roll tonight
Officer Plebbit almost mentioned the 13/50 statistic
This one looks a little bit like a man, fellas
>>536060109
>>536060262Blue moon… two full moons in the same month
I'd date her just to walk her dog
>>536060262fuck man, my wife just made me take off my headphones just to tell me she heard something in the woods behind our house
>a small percentage of the population commits a large percentage of the crimedan about to lose his shit
>>536060310BA BAH BAH BA BA BAH BA BAH
Hey, ese! Been a minute since I checked in, holmes! Oye, you know anything about that pinche cop from Nye County, the one who was all loco? Like, over a year ago, he went up to some vato's casa and threw him through the window, for no reason, right? And then he had the huevos to blame the homeowner. Always wondered if that pendejo got what was coming to him.
Have the Reddit brothers said anything all episode?
>>536060352Are you having a stroke anon?
>>536060262>Animals are acting weird toothe group of cats that stops by my house every day had a skunk with them tonight
>>536060233huh?isnt that the same woman from last week?
>>536060329It's probably a negro
>>536060365yeah they're way better than rizzo
>>536060358Trump hit kill streak.Nye county nuked.Everybody gawn.His wife made him do it
>Dan I couldn't help but notice the thin wire on the poles running down the block outside of your apartment
>>536060424>isnt that the same woman from last weekno but they prolly have similar lifestyles
>>536060436nahtoo many rednecks with guns in my neck of the woods
>>536060422>the group of cats that stops by my house every day had a skunk with them tonight
This bitch looks half chink
>>536060508very similar, jesus
>>536060458It’s no fun when ya car break down and ya can’t drive
>>536060262my cats used to get schizo during full moons for no reason. indoor cats, they couldn't even see the moon from most windows. but they always went a bit weird during them. i'm not aware of anything scientifically that should cause it but its a trope for a reason
>>536060508Dam how could I forget the curvy perv
>>536060558kek. zoomers have no idea.
>>536060508Nah, this one has itty bitty
what is she fuckin doing?
>>536060624This is the kind of lady who ends up kidnapped raped and killed
the fuck kinda name is this
>>536060624She's got a sexy walk
>>536060624Why would you even bother asking that with this woman
>i'm partial to my pickle
Oh my god he has a fucking pickle Rick tattoo.
JAMES MAHER GOT A TATTOO FROM PUENTES
I'M PICKLE RICH
>>536060645for sure>>536060660yeah, nice hips
>>536060698tattoos are so gross but that is embarrassing
>>536060703these guys are a family of reddit
Is it just me or does James have really skinny forearms?
>>536060624The dogs like “Bitch we gotta go before you get arrested”
>>536060698PICKLEFUCKINGRICKHe's not beating the Redditor accusations now
Looks like she had a Jack & Stroke
>>536060698i hate him so god damn much
>>536060785
>>536060785>Jack & Stroke
>>536060785kek
>>536060698You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
>>536060698Even his brothers are looking at him like he’s a fag
>>536060807Nice dude, saved. Take this quick WGU commercial edit in exchange.
>>536060807>Spencer & Perez
>>536060807
donminoes
>>536060846James is like, "Richie has always been a fag".
>>536060933Just made an order
>>536060986dominos fell off big time
>>536060986i love a thin crust pepperoni from them. only thing i'll ever eat from there
>>536060933>donminoes
>>536060908Not as marketable, you want to make it big or do you want to write tickets in Palookaville the rest of your life
>>536061027Dominos New York Style > the rest
She really got her mom arrested? I bet Dad is laughing his ass off.
>>536061027>>536061028>>536061069jet's pizza is the best
>>536061027Their slice sauce is fucking garbage amd disgusting>>536061028I usually get the thin crust heavily modified and the deep dish philly cheesesteak pizza is still the undefeated best pizza from the big three Pizza Hut, papa John’s and dominos
>>536061069damn we dont get that here
>HE A GUD BOY
>>536061140>He jus gradjewated
weird to brag that he doesnt have any guns or anything while wearing a "IN GLOCK WE TRUST" shirt
>>536061140>yeeeeeaaaahh>no weapons! Maybe a lil weed..>yeeeeaaaahhh
>>536061163clearly a future doctor in the making
>>536061139I love banana peppers so much
>>536061067>you want to make it bignokeep it small scale, so u have more creative freedom>pegging episode already written and filmed
>non smokers got extra senses>nah dats tru doeThis is how urban legends spread between black people. No it’s just if you don’t smoke you can smell weed or cigarette smells on people.
>dominoes
>>536061256he was explaining how smoking kills your taste buds and olfactory
>>536061218> Lars Von Trier directing
>>536061139What they do is flatten a medium pizza dough into a large and cut it into six pieces that are foldable. You are paying more for less but its tastes better because its not a doughy as their regular and pan crust which doesn't cook right unless you order it well done. Tastes really good but not as filling.
what kinda place does the average person live in? why are they all there?
>>536061301Don’t you know nigger’s have 9 senses???6. Racism7. Opresshun8. Violence 9. Run
That nigga dead
>Buckwheat
>>536061384Jew York's 50 square feet goy pods$10,000/mo fun for the whole family
>Imma let you finish>but toombs is the best police officer on opl
>>536061309kek
>>536061502>On Oh Pee Elle
>>536061451>That nigga dead>unknown condition
the Maher bros were very impressive tonightlook forward to their insight dominance tmw night
i guess katherine heigls career is over if shes shilling kibble against dr marty
>Sargent Dildo
>>536061695What other Reddit tattoos will be revealed? I still cannot fucking believe he has that fucking pickle rick tattoo.
no cliffhanger tonight
I’m reminded of a kat Williams stand up… imagine getting shot and you’re just laying there bleeding to death on cold pavement and the officers are just standing around. You shrugging until the ems shows up. It’s not like movies or music videos where ho’s are running out of their houses and all your friends are surrounding you while you’re dying… in reality your laying on a cold street about to die and everyone is just sighing like well just another dumb nigger who got shot.
this dude looks like a cool scumbaghe'd kill ya, but make sure u get to ur destination first
>>536061745What's his reddit handle anyway?
>>536061728>JD Dildo
>>536061958>Easily mocked name> School is a living hell>Become a copTale as old as time
gas prices are too high
