They will tell you it's the Germans. You will have difficult to find that Nicolas Cugnot was the inventor of the car.Why? Because it was under the ancient regime.The more you know.
>>536070596First car crash in history
>>536070596I thought this was some schizo post, and I was always told it was Daimler & Benz, but some frog apparently beat them out by almost a century.
>>536070668>>536070596Its clearly not as practical, though, but if car = self-propelled, horseless carriage, than this fits the bill.
>>536070743It's not a car, it's a locomotive without tracks.
>>536070596It was me. I invented it.
>>536070783It's still a car. It didn't need rails, and it had a primitive steering mechanism.There were later steam cars designed in the early 20th century, and no one denies they're cars.
>>536070596>>536070668Wtf chat is this real?
>>536070596"germans" love to rewrite histories in their favor. and so do bongs and "polaks". all jew-infested.
>>536070953I think it's more about the belief that industrial revolution couldn't happen in another manner than under the liberation of mankind by human's rights and egalitarism.Im not dabbing on Germans here.
>>536070596Even LLMs lie. They say it's not a car because it's steam powered. Does that mean that electric cars aren't cars? Typical anglo-saxon tricks.Germans love stealing inventions. Same thing with printing, when it was invented by the Chinese. Oh but it was printing units made up of wood instead of metal like le germans so it's not the same!!!!!!!!
>>536071283They call them EV electric vehicles because they aren't cars
On Wikipedia, the most pozzed source, it says that your Frenchman is the inventor of the automobile.Are you attempting to say that you took the lack of general knowledge information from the people around you in your life and attributed that to a conspiracy? No you are just incredibly stupid and gullible
>>536071360Im not driving a carIm traveling in my ev
>>536070953Why did you put germans and places in speech marks?
>>536071283you people make me sad
>>536071416Pretty much I'm glad they call them EV instead those fagmobiles don't deserve that title
>>536070596>invented the carMe never heard somebody saying they invented the car over here. Only some things about motors, combustion, self ignition etc.
>>536071283why are you sucking off china? the printing press was independently made in europe. china may have made it first, but that had nothing to do with the invention in europe
>>536071424Stop stealing inventions Hans.
>>536070783>It's not a car, it's a locomotive without tracks.And locomotives are steam/diesel/electric trucks on tracks.
>>536070953Pure projection, sweep your own doorstep.
How do you even invent a car. Cars are simply self propelling chariots.Nobody thought steamboats were an entirely different category of vessels when they were introduced
>>536071544no, he's right. bongs actually believe they invented the internet and germans think they invented the modern computer. all significant technological advancement in the last 140 years has been by the usa
>>536071582>in the last 140 yearsVery true. Now then, what have you lot invented in the last 40 of those?
>>536071494>the printing press was independently made in ...The invention was the single letter system, maybe Gutenberg had done first. But he was not German becauseGermany did not exist at that time.
>>536070919>It's still a carIts more like a tractor really. The army was interested in something to movr artillery. He made this, it could pull severals tons and moved 4kmhCompared that to Benz first car. It couldn't tow shit, it was always designed to move people and it moved at 16kmh.
>>536071500you're mad industrial revolution Germany pushed your shit in on a traumatic level. Only once Bismarck was removed and replaced by a retarded Anglo cripple you were able to reach a stalemate that you still treat like a glorious win. Kinda pathetic for the nation of Napoleon. This thread is clearly not about the French being underrated but just another pathetic German hate thread. What's even the fucking point.
>>536071650Did the German as a ethnic group not exist at the time?
>>536070596>If you search who invented the radiation suitit so simple look that up.
They had some doom game, and the guy had a radiation suit.
>>536071582>all significant technological advancementSure like the wheel, the GSM standard and antibiotics. First transistor was a German patent btw. you suckers stole after implemting that Gay Zelinsk. ahemm Adolf H. to destroy a nation way better than yours.
>>536071716>Did the German as a ethnic group not exist at the time?Is the UShithole an ethnicy?
>>536071791Did I strike a nerve?
>>536071756just proving my point. goymany will always be a second rate civilization, all the problems in the world are your fault. the reason anatolia is filled with muslims is because you, the reason jews have so much power is because of you. rome knew you were niggers. german products used to be so garbage that you were forced to put "made in germany" on them so people would know they are buying trash. you are now reverting back to your natural state of garbage
>>536071827No, i do not care about nations.
>>536071880Halleluja
>>536071716>>536071716It did, if you read books at the time (XVth C.) authors talk about italians and germans as distinct demoi, even doe part of the same country. Same goes for the Bohemians
>>536071893>says he doesn't care about nations >seething at the USA >does not know German is an ethnic group
>>536071932I'm aware the question was meant to be rhetorical
>>536071936Have a nice day.
Gonna drop a random fact ITT, did you know they had steam buses in 1830?
>>536071283>Even LLMs lie. They say it's not a car because it's steam powered. Does that mean that electric cars aren't cars? Typical anglo-saxon tricks.There literally were steam cars in the early 20th century.Jay Leno famously owns some of them.I doubt anyone seeing him drive around Burbank in such a contraption would go>well acksually, it's not REALLY a car because...
>>536070596I think the metric is who patented it.
>>536071283> Same thing with printing, when it was invented by the Chinese.Did Chinese have movable letters for the printing presses? Printing documents was a thing long before Gutenberg created his press. But the templates were fixed copper templates for drawings. According to German Goypedia the oldest description of copper printing is from 12th century. And weren't coins also printed since Antiquity?Gutenberg's press was a lot more flexible and a whole system optimized for mass printing of documents. There's videos describing how he build it and it took him years of R&D to get it done.https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kupferstich#Geschichte_des_Kupferstichs
>>536071650The ironic part is that modern printing is closer to the Chinese system where a whole page is created than Gutenberg's movable letters.
>>536070596>>536070668>>536070953yew zherman basturds! i fart in yur general directione!
>>536070596it's not a car it's a steam engine>>536070743by your definition if a steam engine is a car then the car was invented by the British.
>>536072438look at this thread, you're fighting centuries of germanophobic brainwashing. They did everything to put us down then blame the mess they created on us. Because the people resisting the modern world were the ones making it possible, duh. The utter lack of self awareness and accountability is staggering. Don't think you can change the minds of these seething spergs with all the facts in the world. They will never let go of the German boogeymen in their heads, because that would mean reflecting on their nation's past mistakes and taking responsibility for its future.
>>536070596I like to imagine some Roman dude had a steam car, but no one cared to write anything about it
>>536070596A car is distinguished from a locomotion in that it has a combustion engine. This does not use combustion but steam, like a train. Really it's just a train on 4 wheels.
>>536070783Correct.>>536070919Also correct.I always thought (even as Goyman) it sketchy, we insist we invented cars, when we may have invented gasoline-driven cars only.Especially now, with EVs, it is becoming obvious that was just Mercedes, Audi, BMW, Opel circlejerking each other and the German industry and education system to make us believe it as well.Faggots, all of them, because of their vanity and narcissism.
>>536073482no vehicle type is classified based on its powering system.That is absurd
>>536070596The English really downplay French contributions don't they? Adam SmithFather of economics>Gets all his ideas from French physiocratsEngland starts the industrial revolution>You don't have an industrial revolution without picrel
>>536070596>frenchfags making shittier front wheel drive cars since times immemorial
1769 it wasseems it's not the invention, it's the 'marketing'
>>536070596>carIt was a militairy steam powered weapons carridge and was also a flop.But yeah, once again actual progress was made because of investments into militairy tehnology by the state. No hurpa-durpa independent inventors breaking molds in sight.>>536072217>patentjeweryYeah, patent making fire with sticks why don't ya.>>536073461Romans fell prey to slavery culture. Why make a car when you have doods that will carry you in a wooden box for free.
>>536073482So Teslas aren't cars because they're electric?
>>536073123They're talking about how there were cars by the early 20th century while the first pedestrian fatality involving a car was in 1869. The first one involving a petrol engine was also in the 1800s.
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France didn't invent the croissant though. We did and it predates the french copy by at least 75 years. Thank us for bringing the world this delicious breakfast item by giving me a You, ya' ungrateful bunch of slobbernicks.
>>536071936Of course he doesn't know, anon. The literal entire point of WW2 was to remove the German ethnic lineage from existence.It's why the Bolsheviks didn't stop at mere victory over the crushed Reich - they ensured that the majority of "Germans" born after 1946 would be half-slav.
>>536075935nope, that was 1896 and happened in London
>>536075056>RomansHad the Roman empire survived another century, the industrial revolution would have taken place in the 1500s. Instead, we got the dark ages.
>>536075935nope, that was in 1896
I'm fine with saying the Frenchman invented the first car. We just need to keep in mind it was very slow with high torque. Basically a trackless train car. German engineering is extremely overrated.
>>536078728no, that's completely retarded the "dark ages" long predate instanbul falling to the Ottoman in 1453
>>536070596ew, fr*nch
A "car" in common usage means a vehicle with an internal combustion engine. That is not a car.Everyone ITT is retarded, including me.
>>536070596This thing is impressive IRL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP_oQHYmdRs
>>536070668>>536070596That's clearly a tricycle, a car must have at least four wheels
>>536073668Okay then what is it classified by?>>536075265Teslas aren't cars.
