These are the people you're arguing online with. Never take Indians seriously.
>>536079412You can actually die from doing that?
>>536079412Oh, I don't. Jeets are funny.
>>536079412Supergluer by 2026
>>536079526Most people dont realize the prostate utilizes penis hole for oxygen Its why so many uncircumcised men get prostate cancer
This is why jeets need AI to pretend at sentience.
>>536079412>no source timmy is just making shit up now
>>536079412that's such a fake. you can't die from that.i have used glue before. its very easy method. you can just use blunt end of a spoon to open again after in the toilet. india doesn't have those fancy 24 shops like you have in other cities. if the wife is wanting in the night then you must do what is needful. if you wait until the morning she could lose her mood. women everywhere are like this. you can't change it.maybe he had some other internal problem. but i don't believe you can really die from this.
>>536079412Imagine busting a nut and the cum just exploding your inner pipe and balls because the pressure can't release the way it's supposed toRIP
>>536079673> memeflagCope, moshe
>>536079661Lmao
>>536079412Mohammad the faggot got fucked in the ass
>>536079412>diesSo fragile.
>>536079412Good morning Omaaaaaaars
>>536079838Who stole the traditions from who?
>>536079818Its trueIm not saying you have to be circumcisedYou just need to pull the top down for a good 5 minutes a day is all >>536079798cum goes flying out of assceiling fan is onuWu
>>536079763If you close off the urethra and cause your bladder to rupture and the urea to dissolve your organs, yeah...you'll die.
>>536079412This was Pakistani saar.
>>536079951pee is stored in the balls...
>>536079620I am 100% sure this is some kind of weird hindu rite of passage from one life to the next. Get yourself killed by a techno-god in a whoopsie-totally-not-a-suicide-accident and you get reincarnated into some higher plane of consciousness or something. I mean, you just gotta, after all, you were killed by a god. Nobody is this stupid that they lean so far into the rails without intending to get hurt. Nobody.
>>536079983Testicles, how do they work?
>>536079412Indians are a very special type of animal.
>>536079966There’s no difference
>>536079913Mental picture is grim
>>536079902> Who stole the traditions from who?Research Waraqa ibn Nawfal (maternal uncle of Khadija, Moohamheads first wife who was very rich), Waraqa's influence on young Moohamhead (who couldn't read btw), and what the Ebionites believed in. It is very eye-opening, truly. 10 minutes of research that will help you better understand why basically, islam is a jewish sect more than anything else.
>>536080023you cannot begin to fathom how a race of sub 70 IQ cockroach sex fiends think, you just cannot simulate that.
>>536079412Still more sex than the average timmy, jeet means victory btw
>>536080227That’s even betterThanks for that
>>536079913>let it breathe
>>536080062Why?
>>536079763No you haven't This is not a thingOP IS CLEARLY A FAGgo outside
>>536080271>sub 70 IQ cockroach sex fiends Really apt way of describing them. You are talking about Indians, yes? Or blacks?
>>536079412>never take Indians seriouslyNigga, this is reason to take them more seriously than I take your fucking phony arse. They're the real deal.
>>536081288Is the difference really that big?
>>536079412The funniest ending ever
>>536079412MA DICK FELL OFF
>>536080050being this new ...
>>536079673>Its why so many uncircumcised men get prostate cancerkek
>>536080317>jeet means victory btwjeets have never won a single battle in all of human history
>>536081122>guy tries to troll others into trying for the keks>you, o autistic one, come and speak upthis place is going down the drain.
>>536079412Pooperglue
>>536079412With literally anything you do in life, you will die after doing it.>>536082450kek
>>536082181Jeets beat the Mongols at Battle of Kili (1299) and Battle of Ravi (1306).
uh oh. sticky!
>>536079526>yet another comedic pajeet death>You can actually die from doing that?You die from not being able to urinate, which builds up toxins in the blood. Probably also destroying the kidneys, liver etc.
>>536079412
>>536080050drink fluids fluids go through kidneys kidneys absorb nutrients into bloodstream pee goes to balls
>>536079673>memeflag>coping with his lack of foreskinmany such cases
>>536080227go back to the desert, abrahamic mutt.
>>536079673True
>>536082450guy must have thought it was a Polyurethrane glue, which is much better for that kind of application
>>536079673less obvious kike
>>536079951 >>536079763 >>536082976 Does anyone ever check stories or is it all just bots now? >Unfortunately, the adhesive damaged Salman's organs and he died from multiple organ failure He died from the intoxication. If he couldn't pee he would've gone to the hospital as soon as his bladder reached the size of a honeydew melon. Glue would probably not even be able to harden inside such a moist environment as the urethra. also for context: >Several witnesses said that Mirza, along with his former fiancee, both of whom were addicted to drugs, had gone to a hotel in Juhapura >They were carrying the adhesive as they occasionally used it with whitener to inhale the mixture for a kick
>>536083827i'll check sometimes but can't be bothered much these days. it does't matter anyway because all of these threads are just fake. use them to discuss whatever you like.
>>536082976>The Lime and Eelsounds like a pub in England
>>536079412I always wanted to super glue my dickhole shut
fake and gayno one is that stupid
>>536084468More specifically it sounds like the worst pub in england. Full of jeets & faggots of all other sorts. Disgusting.
>>536079673This fucking kike and his bullshit. You will never know the pleasure of having sex from an unmutilated cock. Sucks to be you, jew.
>>536079412the woman who was with ramdresh was probably as retarded as him. you wonder how this works.
>>536079412I actually looked into this if anyone is curios, I thought it could be fake but it is real. He didn't die from piss explosion or anything, he died from chemical poisoning, he was also huffing the glue to get high.
>>536079673>all the angry repliesthey hated him because he told the truth
>>536079673I got rid of my foreskin for the lulz. Feels good man
>>536079620How is this realThis is some genuine looney tunes shit
>>536079412No way this is real. Applying the glue would burn so much the pain would be unbearable.
>>536086551its used to seal open wounds all the time. cant be that bad
>>536082588>Jeets beat the Mongols at Battle of Kili (1299) and Battle of Ravi (1306).Gemini: Why the Mongols Failed: The Mongols struggled to adapt to the intense, humid Indian climate, found the dense terrain difficult for their mobile cavalry ...You taking the credit from the weather?
>>536079412>These are the people you're arguing online with.>Never take Indians seriously.They are right that this does work. So Indians need to keep doing it.
>>536087056Still burns like a bitch, bro. Used it after I cut myself pretty bad at work on the back of my arm after a securing banding strap whacked me in the tricep on the cut end when I pulled it off a steel coil. Was dirty, couldnt go to urgent care because they'd piss test me, so cleaned it with iodine, sealed it with super glue, and slapped a big patch band aid over it and went back to work.
>>536079761>timmy is just making shit up nowWe'll pretend that's made up. Let's show you something with video evidence just for the lols.
>>536087056Just so you know im not bullshitting. The bad was 2.5 cm wide and probably went about 3.5 cm into the meat of my arm. That's the scar after probably 2 years.
>>536087885>>536088209never tried it to be honest. guess most anything you put in a wound stings a bit. cant beat a good squirt of rubbing alcohol. how did you care for the wound over time? need to do anything about teh super glue or did it just come off with scabbing etc?
>>536079412Should've used jam
>>536079412KEK!!!
>>536082976That poor, poor eel. It was just trying to recycle garbage into something beautiful, did the little thing survive?
>>536079526No. This is a story made up by big condom, so you waste money on their useless product rather than just gluing your penis shut when having sex.
Shitjeets
>>536079412theyre not people, and i dont argue, i make fun of them.
>>536079526
>>536087056Just on regular skin though which is fine. Get it on the head of your dick and its got to burn like hell. >>536087885>>536088209>>536088467Really does an incredible job sealing wounds. Ive sealed stuff that wouldve left scars if just bandaged, but when the skin can be pushed back together and glued over top its like nothing ever happened. Heals remarkably faster too.
>>536088467>>536093546forgot to mention- you dont put it IN the wound... you push the wound together once bleeding stops and put a layer over the top just to keep it closed, then apply multiple thin layers on top across a wider area to strengthen the hold and prevent the glue from breaking.
>>536082976They didn't advise against the lime though.
>>536093683yeah i was just looking at some medical sites about it. basically think of it as a liquid bandaid i guess. better than nothing if you cant stop a cut bleeding. >>536093946it seemed like there was an implicit criticism of the lime, in that it seemed to have interfered with the movement of the eel. if there was no eel involved i really cant think of any reason to not have a lime up your bum
>>536094499Limes are an excellent source of vitamin C and using one as a suppository is just efficient honestly.
>>536094574a lime up the bum keeps the doctor a shun
>>536094966*givesFucking jeet.
>>536079412Hopefully more indians will do this. And some consider using it to seal up their anus so they don't shit everywhere. Women can also use it to seal up their vaginas so they can't be raped.It's just an all-round, all-purpose cure all!
>>536079673it just goes to show you the difference between men and womenmen get their genitals mutilated at birth and laugh about it with each otherit's still a heinous and barbaric act but you niggas gotta laugh or all you're gonna do is cry.well, have a laugh and then TKD to stop it but one step at a time, lads>>536094574that'll put the pucker back in your pooper
>>536087696the Russians do it over Napoleon and Hitler, let the jeets have their 'victories'
>>536095035i can see you dont read much old literature and because it didn't sound correct to you, the instant and very cliched first thing that came to mind was to call me a jeet. funny.
No. I have glued my penis 20 years ago and I am still alive. Also no babbies so it works. You have to use gluten free organic glue though to be safe.
>>536095258right in the ass, anallimey
>>536095431You needed to read old literature to know a common British saying? Fucking hell Ranjeet.
Kwiki Mart Kwikifixes
And he receives a special Darwin Award for removing himself from the gene pool via the act of reproduction.
>>536082976>couldn't remove the eel because a lime was already stuck up thereLooney Tunes shit
>>536095526>doubles down on his own ignoranceits ok anon, dont worry about it.
>>536095789You're either an engagement bot or so stupid you come across as one.
>>536079526The supper glue reacted with the cinnabar in his chicken Marsala Basically Nerve gas
>>536095824>abaft>abeam>aport>ashun>etcits not my fault you can't understand things
