PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
TYB and good evening anons
>>536108114Hell yeah bros! Whipped up my famous fish pie for the big show!
>roger that
>>536108290Amazing as usual anon
>First Shift updatesThe Three Stooges of Reddit are back in the studio with Dan>Responding to shooting last night in Ohio, claimed to have eyes on suspectShot in the bicep, walked to ambulance, later released from hospitalSuspect has not been identified>Drunk mother who crashed into the garage4 Jack and Cokes, daughter got the vehicle out of the garageArrested for DUI, mom claimed it was her daughter's fault for parking in the driveway>Rizzo is at CrimeConIt's not what I would have pictured that you fellow anons would look like, but I guess this is the OPL audience
that whole rizzo scene was very low energy
>>536108381Thanks for the updates anon
Would
>>536108354>>536108381>all those middle aged female fans of oplI guess that explains why all the commercials are for ssri's and stinky vagina supplements
>>536108812That was one thing my high school philosophy teacher talked aboutWith television, you are the productThey make their money selling ad space, and those ads are targeted at their intended audienceThe example he used was golf having commercials for expensive cars, while basketball has sneakers and movies
>>536108381kek, he looks like a dehydrated ghoulthe show is suckin the life out of him
>>536109191Do you remember staying home from school as a kid and watching tv between 11am and 1pm? It was all commercials for the obviously unemployed. I recall commercials for scam colleges like devry or itt tech, or for ambulance chasing lawyers guaranteeing a cash settlement for personal injury lawsuits.Then the commercials would end and I could get back to watching Jerry Springer or Maury. >when it comes to 1 year old Dariquarius, Tyrone you ARE the father ;_;
cock ring to hold your roll of dollar bills is the player move
>>536109480I loved to watch Jerry Springer, even knowing it was mostly stagedAnd yeah, the ads were for personal injury lawyers, "It's my money and I want it now", and for some reason hearing aids - I guess retirees would watch too?
>>536108114thanks bakerafter driving, biking and running/walking, let's hope for ...mounted police?
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>536109784>It's my money and I want it nowKek, I forgot about that one>>536109858I was thinking how they have the florida cops from daytona beach but they've never done anything actually on the beach, expect for one time there was a black guy with a knife near the boardwalk. Anyway, surfboard police would be a nice change of pace.
>>536109784>I guess retirees would watch too?most daytime TV catered to the elderlythey had/have nothing to do but watch their TV
>>536109480I went to the Jerry springer show once with a bunch of friends because the tickets are free. When you get into the building the literally rate you and try to put the better looking people closer to the stage. It’s obviously all just a joke but it was still a funny experience
5 mins!
>>536109480>MauryThe best is when there was like 3 men and none of them are the father and they all start doing mad niggerish moves on stage to celebrate
>>536110567how about the sheboon that tested 17 men with no luck?
this better be good
>>536110654holy shit
>>536110654Never saw that epsOne day they will find the father maybe Maury had a kid and he will host a show soonSurprised there's noone on Kick doing that considering it's content gold
He's going to jail. Drunk hit and run.
>Did you just get in a wreck?>Not reallyThis guy is fucking WASTED
>>536110805relax it's only 3 beers
>>536110693>>536110738https://tonyajoy.com/2022/11/01/who-has-had-the-most-paternity-test-on-maury/
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
MOGGED
>>536110840
>>536110805I bought my vehicle like this I totally didn't ram anyone and take offlol just say nothing and ask for a lawyer instead of peddling that feeble story
>>5361108805'10" vs 6'0"
>what accident?Kek, his front hood is all bent out of shape.
>>536110840and a couple shots
>Zoom and enhance
its daylight and she's using a flash light
do I see another cutie?
>>536110985Asian or Mexican?
Greetings bros! I hope tonight isn't as boring as last night. The Maher Brothers are the biggest collection of stiffs I've ever seen on TV. And Tempe is a snooze.
this driver was drunk too; the classic crash the truck drunk and run away on foot until they sober up
>>536110738https://youtu.be/ZD78-CCPhAQThe best, forever and ever.Also, I'm late again though not by much. Did I miss anything? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?
>>536111037In the Arizona accident?Yeah you could hear the slurred speech, and now the "Oh yeah I'll be down in 5 minutes" stall tactic.
>>536111037prolly, dodge ram is the preferred vehicle for drunk drivers
>>536110929>and some shots
dan's already goin for the previous recordings before first break
lol that bike hit
kek, he just ran the bike overand he was just about to go home right down the street too
How is it dark in a "previously recorded in Louisiana?" That must be from last night.
>>536111304Yeah, either from late last night or from a previous day this weekI think we've confirmed they do some recording on Thursdays too
>>536111054I'm trying to find the gif edit of that scene where he's dressed as mario and stomping on goombas and hitting the item boxes.>>536110143That's awesome, do you remember what the episode was about when you saw it live?>>536110567Kek. I wonder if they coordinate their dance routine beforehand. Also, imagine meeting the two other guys who've been fucking the same girl as you not just within the same year but within a similar ovulation window? Gross dude.
OH FUCK YEAH WE GOT PUNCHES THROWN
based
OH SHIT
>>536111415IN THE FACE
That’s police brutality bro.
I like when people get upset at cops punching as if they’re not allowed to do that for compliance and also if they didn’t used to beat people with batons.
Finally, reality airs on OPL.
He was about to beat the brakes off that dude
>I GOT KEEDZ
>>536111439>That’s police brutality bro.I think I can hear "bystanders" shouting that right now
dan must be listeninbaton rouge mace shortage has the populace in arms
>McDonalds parking lotI'm lovin' it
>>536111460Dans frenetically looking for an Arkansas earlier on segment
>>536111054Yeah like how as Vitaly on kick not copied this content instead of pretending to be Catch a Predator guyWow Dan is actually showing this nigger rodeo like old school COPS days
>>536111468AYO THAT AINT RIGHTYOOOOOOOop- my McDonald's order is ready.
>>536111415He clocked him in the face at least 4 times. I didn't know they did that.
niggers
i'm over here tryin to make a little webm and all hell breaks loose
Two white boys can't even take down one feral nigger. We're cooked as a nation.
>How about you shut the fuck up? You have the right to remain silent...
>>536111526Most departments use physical violence like that as a last resort, but this guy went right for itAnd God bless him for it, that was grade-A prime content
>>536111526It’s called pain compliance
>>536111558I feel like he let off on those punches. It didn't look fierce enough
> " l didnt hit you. ok?"that dude gave those two cops all they could handle
>>536111558They're all overweight and have, apparently, less than ideal aerobic endurance. They'll be catching their breath until 10 pm.Yes, we're cooked.
>>536111540I'm glad you got the bike crash though, webmanon, thanks
>>536111608Remembered he was being filmed
>stolen gun in a car with no license plateas if the police don't even exist
>>536111630Most cops are sedentary because 90% of the job is sitting on your ass. Getting into fights with perps is the exception.
>>536108114Super based cops! This was better than cops highlights and LIVE!
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, DANNY! I'M PICKLE RITCHIEEEE!
>>536111540nice
>>536111450When there's no cameras cops will smash you with the butt of the flashlight on the back of the head usually resulting in instant dizzyness or KO then they don't have to punch you. MMA fighters used to do that all the time in Vale Tudo in Brazil to end fights immediately with elbows to back of the head
>black lady in the parking lot overcome with emotion watching thisI too am overcome with emotion because I can't believe that Dan actually showed all that.
>>536111699>I'M PICKLE RITCHIEEEE
>>536111744This is George Floyd 1.5
Dan is panicking they showed that>MY CONTRACT IS AT RISK>MY SHEKEL FLOOD NOO
>>536111526With the exception of a handfull of districts, cops are allowed to use whatever force they want, as long as it is proportional to the threat. With how violently the guy was fighting two cops, and lying about the gun, punching him in the face a few times while subduing him seems like reasonable force.
a vigorous buck indeed
>>536111755funny, l thought he was the normal one (no tattoos) turns out he has the dumbest tattoo of any of them
Wrong answers only, what are these two from the McDonald's parking lot saying right now after watching that arrest?>I haven't seen a fracas like that since the caning of Charles Sumner by Preston Brooks!>Indubitably
>>536111876THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>check him out>he got tazed like 6 times
the mcdonalds drive thru is closed from this. its a national emergency.
In a real nation, they would've punched, kicked, and clubbed that citizen into submission. Race is irrelevant. When cops lives are being put in danger, they should be lawfully allowed to use any and all force they deem necessary. But yeah body cams and social media give these incidents visibility and the leftist media and politicians leverage them to sow racial division and promote lies. So cops will stay metaphorically handcuffed.
>he swallowed his dope SUMMER OF LOVE 2 INCOMING
>>536111876You're a beast, webmanon, thanksAlso, is that a producer in the background?It didn't look like a bystander trying to get a video or anything, but she's just kinda staring at her phone the whole time
>>536111949the workers are delighted
>>536111876thank you webm chadBased yet Reddit Maher brothers dropping facts about perps
>>536112004>Also, is that a producer in the background?yes she's trying to stay out of the shot
>>536111021I think Asian
>>536112004Yeah they have a second OPL crew member on all these rides to make sure the stream doesn’t fuck up and to answer questions.
>>536111847Interesting. And yet in the real world, they no doubt are thinking with one degree too much of torque or force or speed and their career is over.
we're off to a good start at least
cant even go to a damn festival
must be gettin warm out lol
>>536111876Thanks webmanon that's awesome!>>536112069>Frying-pan face
>>536111847Seems reasonable but because it was on camera the """community activists""" will kvetch and the cucked Mayor of whatever shitty MO town that is will bench that cop for 'sensitivity training' or something when he's prob their best cop.
Shots fired at a "festival" in OhioAlso, as a huge fatty, festivals like this have some great food that is terrible for youMy personal favorite are the funnel cakes
>>536111526What I've seen for years on LE videos is these open-handed what I'll call enhanced slaps they do. I can only guess they're trained to do that. These blows are completely ineffective.
>>536112186The Texas ones are better they have deep fried butter and Oreos
>>536112176The NAACP definitely knows about the showhttps://www.wistv.com/2025/12/11/naacp-condemns-viral-patrol-live-arrest-richland-county/
>>536112176Oh wait is was Baton Rouge?In that case nothing will happen
fix your fucking show dan
>>536112186I honesty do not understand why people go to festivals, fairs, and amusement parks just to eat. Food prepared by migrant workers in likely unsanitary conditions. Amerilards are so obsessed with food, its disgusting and sad.
>>536111668+crack
>not gonna let you get behind the vehicle of a car
>>536112307We have an italian street festival here and it's all super sexy tittycow women making tasty street food no filthy migrants. Grilled italian sausage with marinated peppers and onions is tasty
Dan says "Oh shit, we gotta cut to Tennessee with a white guy asleep at a gas station"
wild first quarter of the show. you gotta tone it down dan.
>Do you have anything on you: poke me, stick me?>Take your chances, I don't know
>>536111876>>536111540Thank you for your service.
>>536112307Because you get to eat food you get to eat maybe 1 or 2 times a year like the fair. All kinds of good greasy goodness that you can’t really cook easily at home, I mean you can but it’s a pain in the ass.
>>536112385Damn that sounds great. I just get scowls when I go to the Italian market for an espresso and a cannoli
>>536112105>>536112146>>536112120>>536112407Blue moon tonight
>>536112251Baton Rouge is such a filthy shithole. If you venture beyond the capitol and LSU green zones you're in fucking Haiti.
>>536112385Do they have fried zeppoles? Those are pretty good. Ask for them if you haven't had them before. Also a Sfogliatelle is really good too.>saying this word and spelling it are very different
wanna see a donkey show?
>>536112604Now that's some prime ass right there
I won the Dan Jeopardy question.
>>536112557thanks copernicus
Hilarious Daniel...Show me niggers.
I distinctly remember Dan, king of the city slickers, saying he didn’t know what a mule was.
>mfw it's Dan's donkey fact interlude
Dans question was racist against southerners because he assumed they would know as dumb southern rednecks.
>>536112645
Completely nonviolent White man - Dan's very favorite aside from driving nowhere in the dark, stupid jokes, and riding bitch on a big man's motorcycle
>>536112645Prime thighs for me.
>>536112670It’s muh birthday tomorrow why I kept track and blue moons are kinda rare (two full moons in the same month) and it’s why people say once in a blue moon…
what a faggot
>>536112818>stay in school, don’t do drugs, love your motherI dunno. I’ve heard worse advice. I’ll drink to that.
>>536112867It's definitely better than that "Live Laugh Love" shit
black women dig in their crotch a lot
those nattys are gross
>>536112575They have everything and it's like ratio 70% tittycows to 30% old italian men arguing about soccer. There's a greek festival here also worth going to and the #1 festival you should never, ever, go to is Caribbean fest which was def has awesome food like some Jamaican guy grilling spicy chigguns on a barrel but every year a shooting breaks out
sticks would be proud
>>536113004I actually like natty light though I haven’t had it in years. The smell alone if those natty daddy’s, however, make me gag.
>>536112897Heh. Women are great, but not a source of wisdom. TBF, neither are many men.At the same time, maybe LLL is all you need to know about life.
>>536113020>8%total hobo juicewhat is that shit is it some long island ice tea sugary abomination or what they don't sell it here
>>536113020
>>536112186ytoure taking a chance bringing your kids out these days. sometimes, these little church fairs and firehouse canivals get invaded by hundreds of teens that wreak havoc. large groups running thru crowds knocking people over, starting fights. they ruin it so much many places say fuck it and never have another event
>>536113119Just cheap beer
Oh shit they found his glovebox piss.
chore boy
>>536113119Do you have 4loko there? Probably the foulest shit excluding mad dog 2020.
>>536113289>glovebox pissAgain?!
>>536113119it's just cheap malt liquor, the choice of people who like to get drunk
RIP OPL
There's a lot of pee related stuff on opl
>>536113307I have some fake piss too because I smoke weed and one of my favorite OPL scenes was the guy who was forced to say he has a pee fetish as that’s the only legal reason to have fake pee.
>>536113307>9:37so ... 20 minutes behind?it checks with other instances
>>536113119Twisted teas? They’re popular with high schoolers and street urchins here, both of whom litter their cans. Even mostly empty, you can smell that horrendous, artificially sweet smell from a block away.
>>536113289>>536113307It’s to pass drug tests with, they just label it as fetish pee since it’s illegal to sell real piss.
>>536113304No because they halted a bunch of US beer sales here because of our cucked government however Colt 45 malt liquor is licensed and brewed here and still the #1 choice of all street bums
>>536113340>RIP OPLYeah even the official Reelz site is fucked
If you were driving a fully loaded semi truck and encountered a fleeing felon approaching you head with police in pursuit, would you turn into him?
>>536113011>Caribbean fest >every year a shooting breaks outYup. Same here. You got to leave before the sun goes down because by then the Hennessy has really kicked in. >>536113369Nice catch
I'll say it again. I back the blue, but their vehicle blocking tactics have not been impressive.
>>536111755Strange, how skinny his forearms are. He always came across as a sort of beefy guy.
>>536113378Yes I see those cans everywhere littered on the streetWorse shit I've ever had is called Aquavit it's apparently popular in eastern europe. Pure 100% aftershave taste, high alcohol percentage, even the fake vodka sold here called WODKA which is like 60 proof airplane fuel has a better taste.
>>536113518I’ve noticed a lot of cops have noodle arms. His brothers have made fun of him before on camera for his baby arms.
>Epstine liked Dan>Epstine had control of /pol/>Epstine pays people to post about Dan's showlol
>>536113207>teens that wreak havoc
>>536113433peacock is still live, weird. guess it's just katapy that went down.
>>536113690Learn to spell Epstein before shilling faggot
>>536113690I know what you're saying. Anyone ever notice that the opl OP is always 1PBTID? It's still fun to shitpost with the friends though <3
Did they drop off the air?
>>536113725People are definitely reporting problems with PeacockMaybe it's a regional kind of thing
>>536113743No, kike.
>>536113725>>536113801Still works on good ol’ trusty cable
>>536113872https://youtu.be/i9r_nMzdTu4
>>536113790Yeah but, the glowes are here to screw it all up.
Reelz pir8 stream is still goingFigures that some random Vietnamese pirate website would have better infrastructure than the jeeted Peacock stream servers
I bet this Missouri mattress thatcher was a hot ass hillbilly back in the day.
>>536113872fuckin boomer
which one of these restraining order women would you pick?
>>536114018She's got her fake indian shirt probably another pretendian many woman like to larp as 1/16th native
Based rock appreciator
that's a big rock
>>536113943Peacock works for me. It's my first time watching on peacock after finding out my internet provider gives it to me for free.
>>536113926>>536114035Believe it or not cable has actually gotten better. With my cable subscription I also get all the streaming apps included for free except for Netflix and Amazon prime. Apparently the cost of jewtube tv has gone up to the point it’s almost as expensive as my cable bill.
>>536114174for you
>>536114174>that's a big rockfor you
>>536114190based xfinity gigabit enjoyer
>>536113815Maybe peacock being down has something to do with the game 7 between OKC and the spurs and it’s overloaded their servers
FeelsBadMan
>>536114322That would make sense for why the Peacock problems began at 8pm, since that's when the NBA game startedThe increased reports could also just be because more people are trying to use the service, thus more people could report issues
>>536114332>yeah shit's fucked>start your free trial today!
*CHIRP*
>>536114332https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/ works if any kind of free trial junk fails due to Dan hiring migrant laborers
>>536112307i used to go as a kid...had all the carny ridesbut i haven't gone since middle school and broke up with gfs since i'm an autist apparently
Holy shit I need my Nigger Gibberish Decoder Ring…
>>536114395Cord cutters BTFOed once againI'm watching on NBC and its crystal clear, no problems
>>536114322I remember that zoomer fighting Mike Tyson Live on Netflix. What a disaster.
>>536114231I just wanted a reason to post that. I actually agree and have noticed the same. It’s also astonishing what happened to streaming services; skyrocketing prices and a throttling of features and content. Anyone who had a memory of more than two weeks knew it was coming.
>>536114444
>>536114444lol
>my acne makes me self conscious >and the medication makes me want to kill myself
>>536114231Paying for jewtube is a waste of time because the jeet CEO ruined it by STILL including ads in the paid contentI simply use ublock origin in Firefox on a laptop and then cast that to a TV never see youtube ads ever
>>536114269>>536114272kek
>>536113790no question it's a shill of some kind. never replies.
>>536114617>jewtube is a waste of time because the jeet CEO ruined itthey rolled out a new ui for embedded videos that's fucking BRUTAL
>>536114498streaming has ruined the television experience
>>536114617download SmartTube on a USB and stick it in your tv to install it. YouTube with no ads besides built in ones filmed in the video.
this truck dude is pretty nuts
They got back to home base. Now the cops have to wake a judge up for a warrant (in their mind.)
I would be pulling my gun out if it was this cop, spoopy
key in the door
>Mama please when you finish whatever that you doin>Who ever that is tell I'm in the bathroom boo boo'n
arvo gentsback from nephews soccerlast m3u8 has diedim back on the tvapp
>he in da baffroom tankn a shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet
>>536114566If I had to attend a ‘voluntary’ team-building exercise like this I’d want to kill myself regardless of whatever drugs I was or wasn’t taking.
>>536115007He bolted inside that house, most cars auto shut off the headlights 10-15 seconds after being turned off.
>>536114992>>536115007>CHIRP
All American SUVs are cops.
>>536115053Silent hill vibes
>like some drunk driver or something What a fucking brainlet lmao
>>536115061he had to run in and stash the stolen gun and drugs
>>536115126I'm betting that he is the drunk driver, since he stopped in the middle of the road with his left-turn blinker on
>>536115017What if they asked you to sing karaoke, anon?
>>536114746>SmartTubeInteresting will lookI normally design routers using Ubiquity to just blacklist all known ad servers will start a new project soon for an openbsd router that req low maint anyone can plug and play to nuke the ad jew but never have seen a Samsung TV or similar install program. I'm not anti-ads just it's out of control now
>>536115198those pants look so stupid
hope the cop did a proper investigation and sniffed the bathroom
>>536115231I don’t think Samsung offers SmartTube on its App Store for their tvs but it should work if you plug a usb into a smart tv and install it that way. YouTube without ad block is unwatchable.
>>536115179Yeah it’s just an extremely obvious and lame redirection. He probably thinks he just pulled a genius move. Also I hate these stupid fucking pepper gun banana commercials. Just fucking buy a Glock.
>>536115198>"this one goes out to the HR department!’>"DJ, queue up ‘2 Live Crew’, please."
>>536115231>I'm not anti-ads just it's out of control nowi watched youtube while adblock origin was being updated...there was like 5 ad breaks in 20 mins, each playing 3 ads, lasting 3-5 minsnever fuckin again
I miss her bros ;_;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqJ3IFWHqXU
>LESS LETHALI looked up Byrna and it's just a C02 powered paintball gun That's not going to do shit against a guy smashing down your door
>>536115334This show must be watched by poor pieces of shit because when I was young you had to make like 20k a year to get free TurboTax.
>>536115198Just when I had forgotten this demonic song. I swear I got a headache on the left side of my head when I clicked that image and remembered the song. I see a civil lawsuit in the future
>>536108290make a >>>/ck/ thread. put them to shame.
He was on his way to record the new Cypress Hill record.
This basedboy bought a .22 because he doesn’t want to hurt Jamal when he pulls a knife
it's a FELONY stop, jack
fuckin cholos
>>536115311>>536115327My boomer parents paid for Youtube here and they still nonstop ads and 'promoted content' and other garbage. The jeet CEO of google needs to go The ads are hilariously criminal too like AI Mark Carney (our PM) shilling some new coin that if you deposit he'll pay you twice as much back or other fake AI scam ads
>>536115491>Fitted LA hatYup, we're in Cali.
this fat motherfucker's shirt say RUNNIN
>>536115497It must be different there. I uploaded my old college ID with a fake expiration date and I’ve paid $8 a month for YouTube premium for years with no ads.
>>536115368It’s sold to people in cucked states that you can’t carry or even if you do and shoot someone they will still try to bury you underneath the jail and throw the book at you. It’s basically like you said a paintball gun that shoots pepper spray rounds, tear gas or mace paintballs at someone. Honestly it seems like it’s just going to piss someone off even more if they’re trying to kill you. Even using a 9mm it can take several shots just to neutralize an attacker from attacking you until they bleed out and start getting dizzy, meanwhile they’re still a threat to you.
>>536115497it's fuckin insane...the internet and the US is an absolute scam
>>536112307>amusement parksthey used to be fun when there were actually cheap food and rides.
When did Fullerton PD become so white? Been a while since I watched, but I recall their cops being 100% beaners.
>>536115401>>536115403Take a look at my other turbo tax screenshot. Central casting did a great job finding this guy to convey a financial advisor.
>>536115607i think the last department was fontana
>>536115334I’m still waiting for my refund.
>>536115607I would say 30-40% of all white men left in California work for law enforcement. It’s the only way the can actually own real guns anymore.
>multiple Black males
>>536115652Why is everyone in the country so fucking fat? I’m not saying everyone has to be in peak physical shape, I know jobs are families are demanding, but so many people are just fat.
>OPL ASMR
>>536115751It’s called just giving up and not giving a fuck anymore… many such cases after being >35 years old
>>536115325kekekekek xD
Fuck you Dan with your deep voice. You DGAF about gun crimes you just want to take guns from the law abiding.
>>536115607Maybe it's still day shift Cop shifts are usually5 am - 1pm1pm - 9pm9pm - 5am which is all spics and rookies unless they do 10hr shifts with 3 days off they do that here
>>536115828Nah, the quality of food is terrible in this country. It's mostly junk
>>536115562Well that pepper ball will fuck you up I've seen ICE smoke communist agitators with them who get immediately blown out but it seems better for a woman to just carry pepper spray and not any kind of silly fake gun
this gay cop doin too much
>>536115986truthbut also, the US is sedentary as hell, and mentally sick, from top to bottom
they need a K9 to clear the house
>>536115949Most police shifts in America are 12 hours… Usually 4am to 4pm, when I was young whipper snapper I would wait to drive home drunk until 4am because the police already arrested who they wanted to arrest between 2-3am and the roads didn’t have anyone on them because of the shift change of police and if you waited that late then most police were at shift change and that early the police couldn’t tell if you were just someone on the way to work and didn’t bother you. Between 12am and 3:30am were the worst times to be on the road.
Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.
>>536115986depends where like I go to down to northern california and all through WA and Oregon and even N Cali there's farm produce sold beside the street that's grown right there, farm fresh eggs and other organic shit. Then I go to another state and it's all trash groceries and chickens injected with drugs
I guess Katherine heigl being a cunt her entire career has ended in her shilling dog food against dr Marty.
>>536116126very disciplined drunk
>>536115986There is a LOT of trash food here, designed and marketed to be cheap, tasty, and have as long a shelf life as possible, most of which results in an ‘unhealthy’ product, but no one is putting a gun to your head to eat that shit.
>>536116126I’ve never been hassled by a cop or even thought about any of this. You’re a stupid faggot.
this nigga DELICATE
>>536116272he SEASONED
>>536116126Yes many criminals here know about the 4am shift change so that's when all the breakins happen to stores where they ram a gun shop and clean it out12hrs is crazy because they're all doing overtime tooMy personal experience in the US visiting (and Mexico) that the most dangerous time to be on the streets was Sunday afternoon as literally every spic is wasted off their ass and driving sideways down the I-10 freeway in Houston I went there for some airline training thing and the spic guy in charge of us was openly drinking driving the van 'no worries it's legal here'
>>536116231Yes when the drive home is driving through 20 miles of cornfields in a flyover I’m sure the ride home was a fucking breeze.
>>536116272sorry, dan fucked up my game
>smoking and joking There's a million dollar bumper sticker idea.
>>536116350Ah yes anyone who isn’t the super smart drunk driver like you is a retarded hillbilly.
An woman with big ass tiddies comes on to your property and these guys call the cops.
>>536116347Sunday nights can be dangerous because everyone normal is home and the bad people roam free and outnumber you at that time.
are they really gonna let this schizo leave with a toddler
Why is that 4 year old in a stroller? His feet are touching the ground. Bitch get a tricycle.
what the fuck is her problem
>>536116347That follows with what I’ve seen; spanish guys with a 30 pack under each arm at the liquor store every Friday.
>>536116563BPD case and probably drunk too. She probably has 10 guys simping over her anyway.
>armed robbery of a pizzeria>we have a photo of the suspect here
Why do all cops now have the scissors utility belt is that for zap strapping because even a seat belt would be too tough to use scissors usually need a sharp reg knife >>536116500Worst thing you have to worry about here is a random schizo attacking you with a knife, usually a black or native guy, as the vast majority of criminals have a sort of code they don't mess with anyone not in the mix and they don't care if you witness any of their crimes as our justice system is cucked beyond belief they will walk even if you point to them in court
>>536116578>She probably has 10 guys simping over her anyway.I mean, you could do a lot worse than herGhost her afterwards, of course, because she's going to be nothing but hassle
is toledo just a warzone?
>>536116500Interesting. I find Sundays to be the best for driving overall. Any week day from sun up to maybe 7:30 pm, people drive like absolute psychos, and in a hurry.
i was told there would be an arm wrestling contest tonight.
>>536116658>is toledo just a warzone?Not for about 200 years, no
>>536116663Yeah Sundays are the lowest traffic days of the week. Nice driving days.
new bread >>536116712 >>536116712
>>536116695Yep. Just (you) and me.
Just tuning in now, tonight’s episode any good?
>>536116839Yes, actually. Quite.
>>536115334I do too :(
