This is your idol, /pol/
>Autistic wackey clips! buy an ad
>>536128977All mutilated kikeslave mutts should kill themselves.
Subhuman nation of docile jew-dicked materialistic slaves of israel.
>>536128977Oh that poor poor multimillionare ;(
>On my day offHe has a job?
>>536128977he's rich and actively rejects foids
>>536128977>>536129048>>536129141>>536129301>>536129396>>536129454>>536129515why do you niggers keep following these youtuber e-celebs? what do you get out of them telling you how he or she feels about things?
>>536129396that's more of a curse than a blessing if you want to find a wife though, he can pay for prostitutes sure but that's not the point, and any woman that would marry him is 100% only in it for the money or clout and he knows it, they would throw him under the buss instantly to gain clout or be given half his money at a divorce, if you're rich and you want a decent wife then you need to have enough structural power for women to think that they can't fuck with you or they'll end up in a "traffic accident" and the police are all paid off by the rich guy so they won't investigate it, but of course this nigga has no structural power like that, his best bet would be cleaning himself up, going to the barber, buying some decent clothes, then going to a non english speaking country where he presents himself as a businessman who has some money but nothing crazy, and wooing some clueless woman that has no clue about internet celebrities and marrying her, and just telling her that he's doing "business meetings" when he's streaming
>>536128977Motherfucker knows he won life. Well, good for him.
>>536128977That's the bad part? What about spending 12 hours per day saying the same shit day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year...woke badcrime badHe is turning into an old man yelling at the world for not being what he wants it to be.That's the real sad part. Washing his car and feeding the birds and doing the lawn is probably the best thing baldie has done for the past 6 months.
>>536128977No straight man would take that literal faggot seriously.
>>536129587It starts off with 1 funny or interesting video. Then another one. Then another one. Before you know it, watching the e-celeb has turned into a habit. And once people watch out of habit, the e-celeb can reduce content quality and just whine about anything at all. People will still watch it.
>>536128977>thin balding old guy in a dirty T-shirt said a thing
>>536129756TRVKE
>>536129454He is basically a news anchor>>536129515Might be actually gay. You don’t get to that age with that much money without a gf unless you’re repressing something about your sexuality. At least bisexual
>>536128977>Twitter screenshot>Literal who>This is pols idolLurk two years before posting fag
I will be he’s girlfriend
>>536129867He has had girlfriends. He is literally outrage baiting. He has been going out of his way to say gay shit and then argue it's totally not gay. He is getting other people to advertise him.
>>536129587Shit balls nigger kike faggot nigger shit shit poop fart Fuck youuuuu
>>536128977I’ve no idea who he is apart from his picture being posted here.
>>536128977Maybe he should try to accept that he is a homersexual. Might be happier in the long run if he is honest with his self.
>>536129587>e-celebsdo you prefer hollywood-approved celebrities that frequent late night tv shows?
Oh look, the left manufactures another "right wing spokesperson" to strawman some fucking retard. I remember when we went from 0 threads about andrew tate to having 150 libtards making daily threads to inform everyone about their every move just so they could use tate as the strawman for their argument. Same with this homeless looking spastic. You had maybe 1 thread per month about this ghoul and suddenly he became "/pol/s idol". No, fuck off nigger. He's your obsession. He lives rent free in your head and you come here to complain about him. This is all your doing, not /pol/s.
>>536128977>someone took serious an asmongold farming for clips and view momentIt's incredible how people fall for it again and again.
>>536128977>this is my idol /pol/ I'm a huge faggotFixed. Kill yourself you e-celeb obsessed loser.
>>536128977Maybe he can paint one on his wall with the blood from his gums
>>536128977Hes actually stressing about how the final solution to the jewish question hasnt been applied yet
Twitter!!!!
>>536128977.he is just being humble. He has cash, he has the funding. If he has a girlfriend or a wife, then it's over. He can't stream often like Pewdiepie.
>>536128977only leftoids obsess over ass mongoloid
>>536130101>cannot separate eros from aestheticslow IQ detected
>>536129636>wahhhhh I can't marry because I'll be less rich if she leaves meNobody feels sorry for rich faggots' problems
>me reading this at 6am while coming down from amphetamines after a 15 hour Dayz sesh
>>536128977isn't he a millionaire?could just get off his ass an go do something he enjoys till he drops
>>536130363I wouldnt say he is a retard. Asmon just acts retarded and looks all stupid. Its part of being a maga.
>>536128977When you're a trailer trash inbred degenerate, having a bunch of money in your bank account doesn't change anything.
>>536128977His audience would not tolerate him having a GF, and you guys are proof.
>>536130101He's right, but /pol/ has been conditioned by the jew to irrationally hate gays and is incapable of that level of mature discussion.
>>536128977i thought he was fucking emiru to make her famous?
his only gf's have been onlyfans whores and plastic faced asiansall after he got famous tooreally makes you think
I dont know how thats possible as he's not a broke bum ass nigga.>>536129454He works hard as an entertainer. Its not that easy.
>>536128977Hasan?
>>536130101It's not gay to recognize another man as attractive.
>>536128977>Nasty Tranny kike faggot Zionist psychopath who browses plebbit on the daily and was trying to get Jannie job in 4channieBuy an add or kys memefaggot
>>536128977I thought his gf was the local asian e-whore who sleeps with everyone ?>>536129636Poor people's wives don't love em either, retard.
>>536128977Hey look shills are here to promote a shill.Nobody on pol gives a fuck about crypto jews pretending to be heroes.Go take your meds schizo.
>>536131402You might be the gay too sounds like. Why are all maga secretly on gay dating apps? Just be open about it like Peter Thiel.
>>536128977Well he's got a gazillion dollars. Just take a fucking shower and you're set. No fixing his horrid personality but being rich can cover it up fairly well.
>>536131951>why does the group who is most manipulated by the jew act differently in private than in public where the jew is watchingWoah good question.
>>536128977I am actually starting to doubt this guy has as much money as is claimed.He’s a disgusting lanklet living in his childhood home and nobody has gone over to throw his head in a vice to make him transfer bitcoin to their wallet? People that flaunt cash usually don’t last long in nature like that.
>>536128977he is a accurate representation of like 50% of men his age, memeflaggot. What do you expect?
>>536131421Emiru is a fetishist fantasy gf streamer. I really don't think that her having a relationship would help her profits. Twitchcels watch that shit and image being her bf.
>>536128977>night mediaKill yourself jew.
>>536131421Man, it'd be great to hang out with Emiru but probably a nightmare to live with.
>>536128977Gee, I wonder why women don’t want to be around a guy with zero interests who smells like sewerage, never cleans his house, barely leaves his house, is surrounded by dead animals, and is socially inept. Must he society’s fault
>>536128977>>536129396That sounds like me but I’m 32 lolThe only chick that is interested in me so far is turning 18 next year and I’m like 90% sure only because she’s my employee and wants a pay out lmaoIt sucks
>>536132308>>536132217she's obviously a huge slut i'd never understand who simps heri do however understand who goon to her
>>536132319>a guy with zero interests who smells like sewerage, never cleans his house, barely leaves his house, is surrounded by dead animals, and is socially inept.You just described the majority of this sites userbase.
>>536132490>tripcode user talking down to othersThe ironing
>>536132470>she's obviously a huge slutWe don't know that. She's blessed with the body she has otherwise she'd be a disgusting ass fujo.
>>536128977Oh no ratman realizes he lives in a meme society and gets paid to watch tv?
>>536132528>answering breakroomYou're the reason this website sucks.
>>536132528I am a generational poster, inaugural 4chan Hall of Fame inductee, and recipient of the 4chan Lifetime Achievement award bestowed upon me at the 20th anniversary celebration on October 1st, 2023. We need to raise the profile of this place before the show i pitched to Paramount Pictures back in January gets produced.
>>536132568Its ok. I'm one of the good guys.
>>536132529>We don't know thatoh anon how innocent
>>536128977He must needs embrace the Dao.Life is mundane. Also, special. You must be patient for the special moments.
>>536132589you're not allowed to post here with a name, the name field was declared forbidden by the 4th council
>>536132568Based.
>>536132599>anon?????
>>536129636This. He's never going to find someone who genuinely likes him for him rather than for money/fame. Sure, he could get a solid prenup to prevent a divorcee taking all his shit, but that wouldn't change the fundamental fact that he knows she's never really into him.
>>536128977>le millionaire e-celeb is le stressinghe's not you retarded children. He's doing a bit. He doesn't get stressed out about things that would stress a 18 year old poor loser. He's already successful and fucked women.
>>536132668To be fair he's probably realizing how absolutely fucked this next generation is and one of his tadpoles would probably do well as cattle
>>536132599Sounds like a typical zoomers dating life. Its really, really bizzare. >>536132616>you're not allowed to post here with a nameI have to because you and your 4chan butt buddies pretended to be me and now you're mad I'm back in control. This is mind-boggling.
He's kind of in a fucked up position because he's single and super wealthy and he's aware enough to know that women hate guys like him (his personality, lifestyle) but will lie to get to his money/fameso it's kind of worst of both worldsif he were poor he'd get guarantee he gets someone who loves him (if he were to ever get one)if he were rich/famous but not redpilled he'd just be happy to get with a golddigger and get fucked over few years inso yeah his situation is shitalso I'm lowkey one of people who hope he doesnt shave his hair, I think clearly balding + long hair is such a forgotten archetype look, you never see it outside of movies from 90s anymore. its like Hulk Hogan or smth, it works for him, not in the way it makes him look handsome but rather in giving him unique look. If he shaved his head he'd just be one of billion bald+beard Kratos worshipping redditors, so by looking worse he looks better??? idk where Im going with this
>>536128977Marriage being a scam, there's nothing wrong with being "single". He can still date. He's not obligated to marry some whore just for sex.
>>536129867he probably fucks groupies
>>536130101This guy is gay.
>>536132727Did you figure out WHY somebody wanted to pretend to be you? Should be pretty simple to psychoanalyze them through archive posts using your name. Don't come here telling me I owe you to use your name because some stinkies, now I want to know
>>536132803>Did you figure out WHY somebody wanted to pretend to be you?I dont know. They're probably homosexual weirdoes obsessed with another man whom they're never going to meet. It's really, really strange.
>>536132908Well it's always nice to have fans
>>536129454Professional bull prepper
>>536131645Shut up faggot
>>536132735I get what you mean. I don't think long stringy and severely balding is a good look, but I dislike how balding is now seen as this black or white thing. That as soon as someone has any visible degree of norwooding, they're told to "just shave it bro", as if Mr. Clean is the only valid look for someone with MPB. Meanwhile you can look back through old movies and such and see plenty of guys who had some degree or balding/thinning/recession and made it work with a distinguished haircut rather than everyone just taking the nuclear option.
>>536132727congrats buddy. you and JoeSchmoe should form a club.
>>536128977Heh/thread
Because being an ugly loser doesn't change just because you get rich.
>>536128977is this supposed to be bad?
>>536128977Damn well I know one way he could get people to tune in to his next show...
>>536129806They have inside information about what content isn't appropriate on twitch and dangle their opinions over that edge like a pair of car keys infront of a toddler. Its dine to keep people in check and prevent active cohesion in the population watching. Basic CIA tactics from the 50s and 60s.
>>536134605He's being fascious.
>>536128977He also saying being gay is ok... connect the dots
>>536134233>congrats buddy. Thanks.>you and JoeSchmoe should form a club.I haven't been in the 4CCC full time since October.
>>536129454I'm assuming he works at Walmart with the other goycattle.
>>536132470fake tits
>>536128977didn't he had one in the past? why did he let here go?
>>536133727I think men should just let their hair do whatever and show the world they don't give a fuck. The metrosexual attitude of today is so faggy
>>536135408No one gets Fridays off at walmart. Please refrain from using incelistic verbiage to disparage hard working americans.
>>536129636>>536131796>>536132664The honest to God truth is that no woman is capable of "true love" the way a man conceptualizes it. The best way to form a stable, happy family is by making it highly prohibitive socially and financially for a woman to divorce a man.Women are stupid as fuck and will ruin a marriage (and family) for a cheap thrill, then spend the next three decades bitter and alone and causing problems for everyone until she dies.They're just not smart enough to choose for themselves. If men were given lopsided power in relationships again everyone would be much happier.The illegality of prostitution and the crippling of men through divorce laws are both Jewish schemes and toxic to society.
>>536132735>>536133727The hair style change is a direct result of hypergamy and men losing status in society/the economy A guy can look like those old movies when he's the head of the household or a manager at the bank or something. It shows dignity and graceful aging. When you're like 38 with that haircut pushing shopping carts, women laugh and make fun of you, if they aren't accusing you of sexual harassment.So you go for "don't mess with me" or "I'm not even trying" through shaving your head, so that way people don't try to fuck with you for having dignity.So you're right, men should stop giving a fuck. But do so if you want to, not because you feel like you have to. Some people actually do look good with a shaved head lol.
>>536128977This lanky world of warcraft addict faggot is too liberal
>>536136799This lol
>>536128977There are millions of women who would love to baby trap him but he wants an actual life partner who isn't a disgusting freak with mental problems like he is which is tough to do.
>>536128977That lazy bum didn't do any of those things
>>536133727Bald and long hair is the most based haircut you can have as a man. I used to do that but had to cut it for work. And its 1 billion times better than eating baldness meds.
>>536129587I like his WoW content back in the day. The politics slop not so much. I can form my own opinions on that. I don't enjoy consooming any politics "content" at all because it's all grifters with agendas.
What cracks me up is the amount of actual losers on /pol/ who actually sit alone in their masturbatorioums watching streamers like asmond pretending he’s their friends. Zoomers are hopeless kek.
