Why are Evangelical "Christians" like this?
maga believes this unironically.
>>536130426>mam, could the spend some on the money on fixing the leaking roof in our school?>NOOO THATS COMMUNISM NOBODY GETS ANYTHING FOR FREE BESIDES JEWSYeah America is a failed state we know
>>536130426because of the judeochristcuck bible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax8-W2XkLhg
>allows freedom of religion>kikes immediately enslave your peopleYou deserved it.
>>536130426bc they're stupid./thread
>>536130426>"Christians"no true scotsman>Evangelicalit's all christians. And it has been like that since the beginning.
christcuckianity has always been like this.it's designed to be like thisit's made in israel afterall
>>536130426They're not. Of course there are some fantastical ones that have heretical teachings like this, but even they will grudgingly admit all Jews go to hell. Then there's churches that teach Jews have an alternate route to heaven bypassing Christ, and those churches are basically anti-new testament. Same as faggot churches that have to carve the new testament in half to believe as they do. The church I go to doesn't preach that at all, which is basically Pharisee worship. The Bible says that Israel will be ruled by Christ and this the modern Israel isn't the biblically promised israel. And the only blessings America has had since modern Israel's creation has been abortion feminism and atheism.
>>536130426evangelicals have always been a thinly-veiled doomsday cult. they earnestly believe not only that theyre in the end times, but are an active participant in bringing it about theyre usually about one evil pastor and some LSD away from another jonestown
>>536130633Not a true sentence in this reply. At what DNA purity is a Jew a chosen one? There is a 99% certitude that all the people on earth are an ancestor of Abraham's, and thus his seed as much and more than any of your precious Russian larping demons that call themselves Jews and are not. >You're not a descendant of Abraham's So you had 2 parents, and 4 grandparents, and 8 great grandparents, and 16 great great grandparents...etc. That's your ancestry squared every 30 years or so since the time of Abraham (~2000 BC), roughly 4,000 years ago. 4000 divided by 30 years for a generation is about 133 generations. So you have about 2^133 lottery tickets (Ten Duodecillion Eight Hundred Eighty-Nine Undecillion Thirty-Five Decillion Seven Hundred Nonillion lottery tickets) to win a lottery where there are only 150 Million possible options. If you are reading this you are unquestionably a descendant of Abrahams and of his seed in the Jewish interpretation of this question.
>>536131014>There is a 99% certitude that all the people on earth are an ancestor of Abraham'spure schizophreniayou got a pubmed link for such study? no. You're low IQ and completely detached from reality.
>>536131280You need a pubmed link to divide 2^133 lottery tickets by a total world population of 150 million in 2,000 BC?Just one (1) winning lottery ticket is all that is needed. You'd have to draw thousands of trillions of winning tickets to find a non winner. The odds are astronomically in your favor that you are a descendant of Abraham's. This only angers you because you're Jewish.
>>536131728As I said, pure schizophrenia
All abrahamics are brainwashed.
>>536130426You are talking about a group of people who think and English Bible googlr translated by Freemason is the Word of God. When you meet a person like this you know you can sell them any kind of elevator pass
>>536130426They got a shitty Scofield Bible translation, all this Jew worship came from it.
>>536130426Sh0eonhead talked about this if you're willing to listen to a roastie:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBZ6-Uzlwt4tldr; Some protestant evangelical churches are accelerationist towards Book of Revelations style Middle East wars to hasten the return of Christ.
>>536132207>retarded niggerbabble with no source no nothingwas augustine reading from the scoffield bible too? >>536130633why are christcucks braindead?
>>536131014Abraham didn't exist, he is a product of jewish mythology.
>>536130426The short answer - Martin Luther
>>536132240this nigger gets his "info" from foid grifters
>>536130965Exactly I seen evangelicals crying and asking God to just end it all. They are a dead cult.
>>536132275I don't see Catholics saying shit like this, this Jew worship came from Scofield and other protties.
>>536132841>I don't see Catholics saying shit like thisnewfaggot
>>536132093As I said, you're Jewish (obviously) and angry about this basic mathematical certainty. By dividing you shear number of possible descendants from the year 2,000BC (2^133) by the world's population in 2,000 BC (2^27) gives the odds of any person on earth being a seed of Abraham by the Jewish interpretation. The odds are 2^106 to 1 that me or the homeless guy or anyone in this thread is a direct descendant of Abraham. This makes you seeth, it's a basic biological fact.
>>536132988>Equating antisemitism to Jew worship You're the newfag
>>536132311>Jesus/Abraham/Alexander the Great/Julius Caesar didn't existMost of these antiquity figures have a few letters, a few statues, a few epics penned, a coin, and *boom* they existed and we teach about them. That is about the level of historical evidence needed for any average king or philosopher or knight. But for a Christian figure you set an artificially high bar because you want to disbelieve like a kike.
>>536130965This is how I view it too. Definitely the worst of the protestant sects.
>>536130426Radical Christian Terrorism is a threat to the world.
>>536130633This. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.When the christkikes were done burning down the Roman Empire, the only religion besides jew worship that was legal was the jewish religion itself.>B-B-B-BUT JEWS DIDN'T EXIST UNTIL 650 CE!>RABBI YESHUA BEN YOSEF WAS WHITEEEE!!!Imagine believing these arguments work on /pol/ lmao. You jew worshipers worship jews.
>>536133490>JEWS DIDN'T EXIST UNTIL 650 CE!...what?
>>536133246You worship a jew then call people a 'kike' when they refuse to pretend mythological figures from jewish mythology are real. Your parents should have beat you more.Moses wasn't real either.
>>536133246Yeshua and especially Abraham have nothing of what you listed.
>>536133574This is repeatedly stated by (((christian identity))) niggers. Dem jews wuz fake jews WE WUZ DUH REAL JEWS!
>>536130597Kek, true. But christcucks did that to themselves
>>536133490>Christianity caused Rome’s collapseYou’d have some merit to anything you said if you weren’t so blatantly wrong
He's a pedophile being blackmailed by jews
>>536133693So demolishing all the institutions wasn't what did it? So gutting the temples and the libraries and banning all religions other than jew worship and jews themselves didn't do it? So eliminating hierarchy and instilling spiritual apathy didn't do it? So becoming completely concerned with faith and not at all concerned with the state didn't do it? Even if you're going to ignore the total decay of Rome caused by christians via spiritual rot, you are not going to ignore the fact that the Germanic tribes which literally sacked Rome were also Christian.
>>536133859No it was caused by Huns literally hunting tribes until they were forced west into Roman territory, as well as reliance on mercenaries to retain their massive border. You’re reading snippets from your kike overlords with 0 historical context.Also, if we’re truly talking about “Christian Rome”, that didn’t fall until the fall of Constantinople.
>>536133579The reason why every Christian says this to you is because (assuming for a second you're not an obvious NYC kike like you are), your words, your actions are indistinguishable from those of an Israeli. You hate Christ Jesus with the core of your being, nothing makes you seeth more than the meer me tion of Christ Jesus, you have identical political and moral beliefs as a Jews, you have the same predisposition towards degeneracy like a Jew would, you vote the same, you're at the same rallies, you're one in the same. So why would someone mistake you for a Jew online? It's impossible to discern the difference between yourself and a rabid kike. It is quite ironic that you "hate" Jews when you're identical to one in every way that matters. But back to reality, everyone here is aware that all meme fags saying what you say are Israeli posters. >>536133586>Israeli word for Christ>Meme flagDon't you have Palestinians to defame on reddit, they gonna be mad that your coffee break went too long
>>536130426>Look guys! look at those INSANE ""christians""" there totally not like TRUE christians! we are the GOOD ONES!!!! and don't serve the jews as their golems nearly as hard as they DO!!All christcucks are the same.
>>536130564I know you’re a jeet.
>>536133599Well poisoning kikeYou're the only one saying 650 AD (not CE you dumb inbred hooknose)If you want to know the origins of your race, look for it in Sura and PumbeditaGo fuck yourself lying son of a fat whore
>>536133693We have contemporary historians from the era, both christian and antichristian pagan that say Rome is going to fall because christcucks won't defend it.And christcucks wouldn't defend rome because they actually believed in the bible and verses likeMatthew 26:52>Then said Jesus unto him, “Put up again thy sword into his place, for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.Matthew 5>39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. 40 >44 But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute youThere are people like Celsus and even christians like IIRC Origen and Tertullian and Lactantius from that era that exactly say what I say.>>536134276>Implying shitskins have the mental capacity to grasp any of thisalso nice argument faggot
>>536131280>>536132093He's right, m8. It's just maths. You have millions of ancestors and the more generations you go back the wider that pool is. Also you need to remember that you only carry the genetics from a fraction of your ancestors.
>>536134335>You're the only one saying 650 AD (not CEsaar benchod bitch, virtually everyone in the academia uses CE you stupid troglodyte shiteating monkey
>>536130426Brainwashing by the Jews ofc.
>>536130426Fundamental problem with protestantism. When you reject central authority and claim that everyone is free to interpret scripture and create doctrine and dogma on their own, this is what results.
>>536130564More nigger anti Christ posting Hitler mefag and ersnt mach are not jewiah
>>536130965It's so bizarre how they're always trying to connect modern events to obscure verses from revelations. You know, despite the fact that Jesus said he would return like a thief in the night, you wouldn't know the day or hour, blah blah blah. Like nigga the fucking book literally says you can't predict when the end times happen, stop fucking trying to predict them much less make them happen.
Jews really don't like when you call them white people or allege that Judaism is just Christianity but without Jesus. It annoys them, you can tell.
>>536130426> Every nation that has opposed the Jews has fallenWhat about > Babylon> Revolt of 67 ad Ironically both times kikes got their temples destroyed.Evangelicals are Christian heretics and its time we start calling them what they really are.
>>536134857all i did was post verses from your jewish handbook aka the bible you stupid shabbos golemwhy do christcucks hate the bible?
>>536130426Because they live in the midwest and have never met an actual jew in their lives.
>>536134857kys schizo
>>536134663No you’re just denying well established history with your Christian hating fetish. If Christianity made Rome fall, did Christianity keep the East going for another thousand years? You’re just historically retarded and, again, doing whatever your kike handler tells you to like a literal slave.
Evangelicals are just honest Christians, Christianity is an offshoot religion of Judaism and Jesus was a Jewish man. Evangelicals acknowledge this.
>>536135987>Jews had Jesus killed Truly wonder why they hate when you bring that part up though
>>536130426>Evangelicalwhat makes this literal who evangelical?do you have a source for your claim of his denomination?
>>536136034>>536135987oh I see this is a tranny story hour thread which explains why you hate evangelicals because they will never call you by your preferred pronouns and deadname you on the daily
Americans are satanic
>>536130426Brainwashing. Simple as.
>>536130633Why do jeets like to use the nazi memeflag?
>>536130426Why do you have to single out Evangelicals? All Christians are the same.
>>536130965It’s terrible when someone you care about has fallen for this nonsense(evangelical southern Baptist beliefs, influenced in part by the social media “Christian momfluencer” Calvinist types) and is getting increasingly more deranged by this cult like behaviour, also wanting to raise your kids like that. I wish I could talk some sense in to her, but she doesn’t listen to logic.The new Boards of Canada album inferno is sort of structured based off these these themes. https://youtu.be/0gVuRo5kicY?si=LHJurBXqm8xmNeBk
>>536136341Yahweh is Satan if you're White.
>>536136276DARVO more, kikel
>>536136540because they are vaxxoidsthe more research you do into actual white evangelicals the more you will see why the left seethes endlessly at them
>>536136276I don't hate Evangelicals and never said I did.
>>536136408>Implying shiteating poopjeets with the average IQ of 70 have the mental capacity to grasp any of thisalso nice arguments
>>536136652TPUSA was caught using jeet shill farms to shill Christianity on X when geolocation was enabled. They are capable of copy/pasting and spamming and dumb one-liner responses. Also there are 28 million Christcucks in India.
>>536136576>Satanwrong. "satan" is just the right hand of yahweh. see Job 1.yawheh is the DEVIL if you're White though. Typhon, if you will.
>>536136615No I'm pretty sure it's because OP wants to imply there are actual legitimate versions of Christianity which isn't true. Its one of the most common tactics you they use here, because that's how Christianity divides and conquers is by sectarian infighting while they hide the fact that they all have the same end goal.
>>536136800Satan means adversary, and the jewish god is your adversary if you're White. That's the great trick that the jews pulled when they created Christianity, was to get white people to worship their arch enemy.
>>536136615They’re based on everything except the Jewish filth using their sons as cannon fodder and their money to enslave themm. It’s unfortunate.
>>536136762holy fuck true I completely forgot about that LMAO>>536134276>>536136408see picrel. your brothers in christ LMAO
>>536134823The central authority can also do whatever it wants. At least with dispensationalism you can tell people it's some guy's interpretation in the 1800s and not ordained by the pope or something.
>>536131014Probably the same percent of cyanide in my water. So around 0.00002% it becomes unsafe.At 0.5% it's highly toxic At 5% merely being in the same room is dangerous
>>536136881The actual Jesus character doesn’t seem that bad it’s all the dogma and baggage, literal Jewish revenge porn in the OT, even INVOLVING the Middle East in your religion beyond some place to subjugate and even then it should be as a footnote, it’s all wrong for white people.
as a proud tradcath christbro i affirm my true feminine soul every single day by keeping my worthless little clitty locked tight in that cold steel cage while tyrone wrecks my boypussy with his massive veiny black cock first then switches to brutal double fisting me so deep his forearms disappear up my ruined shithole and my prolapsed rosebud hangs out like a pink sock covered in thick lube and ass mucus. my prostate gets battered raw until endless sticky ropes of sissy precum pour out nonstop gluing the sensitive top of my penis head completely to the inside of the metal cage bars so the skin stretches and tears every time it tries to twitch. the dried precum and skin fuse together into one painful mess making the cage bite deeper into my shriveled balls and the raw head of my clitty until any movement feels like someone is slicing the frenulum with a razor. i cannot pull the cage free without ripping chunks of my own penis skin off in bloody strips so instead i swallow fistfuls of estrogen pills to soften everything up make my tits swell bigger and my balls shrink even tinier while i beg tyrone to ram both fists in harder twisting them around inside my guts until my belly bulges outward and my gaping asshole farts out wet sloppy bubbles of cum lube and prostate milk that splatter across the bed. the burning agony from the glued skin on the top of my penis mixed with the mind melting pleasure of getting my insides rearranged turns me into a drooling brainrotted mess moaning bible verses about submission because this is the real tradcath christpilled way. true tradition means weak christbros like me fully surrender our male bodies to superior alpha bulls and let them remake us into leaking cumdump holes for gods natural order. every extra dose of estrogen makes the glue between my clitty head and the cage tighter and more painful so the metal grinds against the raw exposed skin while tyrone laughs and stretches my hole wider than ever
>>536137045There's also the small problem of the bible being the first 5 books of the TorahChrist cuckery is literally A Jew religion. A controlled opposition giving the illusion of choice, and it is the same trick jews play over and over everywhere they go
>>536137045Making Jesus all soft and feminine and approachable is part of the psyop, obviously. And yes you're correct. White people should have nothing to do with the Middle East. The same goes for every non-White area of the planet. If White people simply stopped interacting with non-Whites, they would all return to their prehistoric nature and then we could treat the world as one large animal reserve or Safari that we could travel and view from a vehicle and maybe go hunting once in awhile. But White people should have never interacted with non-Whites to begin with, it's the source of all of our problems and possibly our own genocide eventually.
>>536134857Hitler hated Christianity, he only used it to win the masses because they were predominantly Christian.
>>536136881yeah but just as MAGA says MAGA doesn't mean they actually are MAGA you know.satan isn't really an opposing force to elohim in the bible as far as i know. more like yahweh's subordinate henchman.in the book of job satan is wagering with his buddy yahweh and gets his permission to ruin Job's life and kill his innocent daughters and family.the biblical "satan" is thus an extension of yahweh. controlled opposition if you will.A true anti elohim figure shouldn't even bear a hebrew or semitic name.
>>536137191Yeah there’s really no good argument against this aside from “it’s better than gay atheism and it’s all we have”. I mean…yeah true but that’s a terrible argument in favour of what is objectively middle eastern and at least partially jewish nonsense we have no business using as our religion. I can’t respect any Christian who takes the dogma that seriously given the historiography of their canon.
>>536137301>satan isn't really an opposing force to elohimShut the fuck up retard. Your brain is addled but abrahamic bullshit .
>>536137224The nipps seem ok. Actually flips and oddly VC gooks aren’t too bad either. Otherwise yes, agreed. The “embrace the non white” retards would have us meet some hostile alien species and flood our planet with them so as not to be “mean” or some shit.
>>536137292>quoting nuremberg hearsay talk
>>536130564>>536130633Hi Danvillefag.
>>536137292When and where did he say that quote, anon? What's the source? You wouldn't just blindly repeat an internet claim about Hitler with no context on it... right?
>>536137448You're already making concessions. Sigh
>>536130426i don't give a fuck who's a real christian or not, there's something fundamentally wrong with christianity as a whole when these golems gravitate to it
>>536130426>Why are Evangelical "Christians" like this?Their so-called "pastors" are literally taking Jewish money to peddle this crap to empty-headed americuckians.
>>536137498>you're a jeet if you don't worship a jew!It's obviously jeet's spamming this line over and over again in an attempt to blend in >>536136922Same old tactics to make the board unusable.
>>536137518Those minor concessions prevent autophagy at the fringes. Like the Italian argument.
>>536137582Bullshit, you're either a leftist retard or you're not White.
>>536130426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PXFjSJMn9A
>>536137636Ok let’s get into arguments about nordicism or whether Italians and Slavs are white rather than carve out a few nons that still show human traits but are distinctly nonwhite. If you can’t see why that’s necessary I’ll leave you be. I don’t think you actually have the intelligence to make structural anthropological predictions and analysis, despite being correct on the filth that is jew poison in Christianity.
>>536137410Are you retarded? Read job 1 and tell me that satan is an opposing force to yahweh RIGHT NOW>abrahamic bullshityou're the one pushing abrahamic bullshit you troglodyte. I'm saying we should have NOTHING to do with abrahmism. Including satan
>>536138009>worships a dead jew wizard zombie>calls other people retarded All Christian posts are identical.
>>536132313you have little to no knowledge about marting luther, do you?
>>536130476Your country saved all the jews from Denmark, and has no recourse for all the Muslims (semites) taking over your country and multiplying while you die off.
>>536138111braindead poopjeet lmaosee my posts itt >>536130678 etc
>>536130426not to offend.don't all Christians worship a Jew as god?
>>536130426>>536134823>>536135987>>536137539Catholic here. This thread correctly identifies pathologies in Evangelicalism, then wrongly calls it "Christianity." Scofield Bible Zionism, prosperity gospel, end-times date-setting — all 19th/20th century American Protestant innovations. Zero to do with the historic Church.>>536134823 touched the root: rejecting authority. Luther invented sola scriptura — every man his own Pope. Result: 40,000+ denominations, any guy with a microphone starts a "church," and the Scofield Reference Bible convinces millions that funding Israel speeds up the Rapture.The Catholic Church rejected dispensationalism from day one. Fixed canon: 73 books since the 4th century. 2,000 years of Magisterium interpreting Scripture with continuity. No prosperity gospel. No "study Bible" written by a Freemason. Read the Douay-Rheims.You're mad at Protestantism — correctly. Don't confuse the counterfeit for the original.Ad maiorem Dei gloriam.
>>536135987this, it's why other christkikes hate them>>536136034>jews violently killing jewsa story as old as the sun
>>536136922>that imageLOLI figured some foreign shills were spamming the christian threads here for years, guess I was right.
