Khorne - Russia.Nurgle - India.Slanesh - USA.Tzeentch - Israel.Thoughts on assigned demons?
>>536132297Khorne should be Singapore. We will kill all the fucking jeets on this planet.
>>536132297>Guys it's so simple! Putin is Voldemort and Zeleskyy is Princess Leia!
>>536132297EU is god emperor
>>536132395>butthurt immediately.Kek i did good.
>it's just like in my science fiction goyslop
>>536132297but who is the dark king??
>>536133335China
>>536133481china is more like tzeentch
>>536132297Yeah, Slanesh is accurate, even I'll admit that.>>536132442Fuck no. He would be China.
>>536132918>>536132395>it's just like in my science fiction goyslop
>>536132297>Tzeentch - Israel.
>>536132297Khorne - IslamKhornites are the dudes from suicide attacks.
>>536132297you - snoylent
>>536132297Hitler is emperor and the Chinese are the Eldar.
>>536132336>We will kill all the fucking jeets on this planet.we need more heroes like you anon !
>>536134664Accurate. Jeet would be nurgle, no two was about it
Russia is slanesh, with the aids rates and all of thatAnd the US is khorne since it can't live without being at war.
Warhammer fans are sexless virgin loser incels, cringiest fanbase handsdown
>>536132297What if you have the world in reverse? And the demons are actualy angels, and vice versa?
>>536132297USA is Khorne. India is Nurgle chaos spawn. Israel is the Dark Eldar of Slaanesh. Russia is the Imperium.
>>536133560god emperor is a turk/was born in turkey, everyone makes fun of germans for being turks online here, so the emperor is german.we wuz emperor an shiet.
>>536135709the god emperor was born in 8,000 BC Anatolia retard turk nigger
>>536132442>An absolute fuckfest of a system drowned in bureaucracy and inefficiency that spits on everything it once was, precariously standing on the slowly rotting corpse of what it was before and surviving on sheer sacrifice and willpower hoping said corpse returns to life someday.Checks out. Tell me who are the Nekrons so I can join them already.
>>536136011this is not how you speak to your god emperor you filthy heretic!
>>536132297Khorne = mongols russians native americansnurgle = india east africansslannesh = Eu and japaneseTzeentch = middle eastdark elves = chinese/japshigh elves = switzerland/canadiansgreenskins = africans and Afro-Mestizo americanslizardman = mexicans central americans and perudwarfs - east europeanschaos dwarfs - arabswood elves - jungle asians skavens - japanese / asiansnorsca - scandanavians ukraineogree - americans empire - spain/france/germany/italiansbrettonia = ukvampires = Southeastern EuropeKislev - good russian/ polandTomb Kings - egypt
>>536132297Why have just one?America worships all but Nurgle. Mostly Slaanesh.Ok, maybe Fauci and friends worship Nurgle (and tzeentch).Maybe unhealthy fat pigs worship Nurgle.India worships all but Khorne. Mostly Nurgle.Europeans worship Slaanesh and Tzeentch only.China is mainly Tzeentch, sometimes Nurgle.Spics worship Khorne and Slaanesh.Muslims worship Khorne and sometimes Slaanesh and Tzeentch. They consider these last two to be heresy but they are also full of excuses for worshipping them anyways.
>>536132297Russia wishes they were Khorne. They are closer to the Imperium at its worst.
>>536136088Necrons are the British
>>536132297Russia is chaos undivided. Personality cult, aid, syphilis, random unnecessary violence, fanatical meatwave tactics and a class of ever scheming oligarchs to top it off. It's a Darwinist shit hole that has no real fait or loyalty to any one.
>>536137313Checks out. So now all we need is tyranids. Arabs? Niggers?
>>536132297India as Nurgul is definitely lore accurate
Africa is just fun
>>536137002No they are absolutely khorne, world eaters specifically with them fighting everyone and getting dumpstered >>536134834on what fucking planet is Russia more hedonistic then America, thank god for not making me Brazilian
>>536139333Sit down penal colony and future chink slave, i literally gave the reasoning on why
>>536137313>Mfw it's true Fuck.
>>536136088kek accurate
>>536132336BASED CHINKSECT!
>>536136682Based list
>>536135709God Emperor was born in Anatolia during a time period when a Turk ancestors still had six legs and wings.
if Russia is the god of battle wouldn't that mean they are good at battlebecause that seems to be not the case