>What's going on?First round of presidential elections in Colombia is ongoing today to choose who'll be in office for the period 2026-2030https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2027g423glo>Who are the contenders?From left to right in the OP picIvan Cepeda: Protegee of the current president. Left-wing. Literal communist. Wants to fight crime by giving hugs to cartels and guerrillas. Anti-US pro-China. He has been leading the polls so far.Paloma Valencia: Protegee of the previous president. Center-right. Her sorta conservative although her VP is a literal faggot (smart faggot though). She's very, very thick. Pro-US. 3rd place in polls, has been seemingly losing support recently.Abelardo de la Espriella: The extreme-right "outsider". Basically Bukele lite, wants to build megaprisons and cooperate with the US to get rid of criminals. Very pro-US. Second place in the polls close behind the commie.There's more but they're literal whos with less than 3% of votes.>Why should I careIf the left wins then you'll unironically have Venezuela 2.0, if the right wins then Salvador 2.0Either way an authoritarian dictatorship seems inevitable. If the Venezuelan exodus looked like a mess you're not ready for a Colombian exodus. Miami will cease to exist.>Ok nerd results when?Polls close in 3 hours, results should be out by 7-8pm.If no one gets 50%+1 of the votes then second round in June.>DisclaimerIf the commie wins I'm looking for a sugar daddy to take me away from this doomed shithole I can cook clean and watch anime together.
>>536148717Stop talking about an exodus, it didnt happen in the first term of the leftist president it wont happen with the second term of the left
>>536148717They all look terrible. But no matter what never vote for a woman.
>>536148717its funny how you can tell their political positions from their pictures alone
>>536148717Holy monkey!
>>536149033Separation of powers and checks and balances managed to keep the first commie from ruining everything.Even then he kept throwing tantrums and already set up a constitutional reform that will basically get rid of separation of powers and effectively turn the country into a dictatorship.If his heir wins then shit is really gonna hit the fan like you can't imagine.
>>536148717>I'm looking for a sugar daddy to take me away from this doomed shithole I can cook clean and watch anime together.Why are you gay?Paloma Valencia: Protegee of the previous president. Center-right. Her sorta conservative although her VP is a literal faggot (smart faggot though). She's very, very thick. Pro-US. 3rd place in polls, has been seemingly losing support recently.Like I said here>>536149102never vote for women. I don't understand why the right still falls for the besad female politician meme.
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>>536148717>centerI see them hips; she thicc?
>cooperate with the US to get rid of criminals. Very pro-USWhy can't any Latam country have a real political Right?
If the communist win many will feed I know I will, I'd rather be an illegal in the us than be in the new Venezuela
>>536148717>Abelardo de la Espriella: The extreme-right "outsider". Basically Bukele lite, wants to build megaprisons and cooperate with the US to get rid of criminals. Very pro-US. Second place in the polls close behind the commie.>There's more but they're literal whos with less than 3% of votes.When are people going to stop falling for these grown in a lab kike candidates? Your country is fine under the current President.
>>536151493I voted for the other right candidate precisely for this reason. I hate commies but nothing makes me more pro trans rights than the Kosher Right.
>>536151734>>536151826This is so tiresome.
>>536151275yes
>>536152113wtf is wrong with Uribe
>>536152250Petro's and Cepeda's friends murdered his real candidate last year so he's had to campaign for the roastie.
>>536149102this why your country sucks you cant see the obvious
>>536151653better than kiss the kosher wall
>>536152113>>536152250esta hecho mierda Uribe, merece esto y mucho mas el (como dicen en colombia:) triplehijoeputa
>>536154035>>536154144>Mexispic defending women and commiesYou'd think one round would be enough with you monkeys.
>>536154144Nigger, your country is doing both right now. Believe me I hate them both and as such I voted for the right wing roastie. But this government has been nothing short of a disaster and will vote against it in the runoff no matter what.
>>536152113fuuuuuuuuugg
>>536148717if anyone except the commie wins, the miggerworld gets bigger. so kys
>>536148717>Ivan Cepeda: Protegee of the current president. Left-wing. Literal communist. Wants to fight crime by giving hugs to cartels and guerrillas. Anti-US pro-China. He has been leading the polls so far.Is he critical of Israel?
>>536154035>this why your country sucks?
>>536152250if i busted my ass to bring the country back to the brink of ruin just to live to see it fall to the hand of commies i'd probably also make a similar face
after how your ancestors were treated by "the west" voting anything other than anti-west is the biggest cuckshit imaginable. china can provide you with gibs too you fuckin monkey
>>536152250he's not in jail
>>536155662Poser commies are just a nuisance and ultimately inconsequential. But this country has actual pure blood commies, as in born and raised in the Soviet Union, you don't mess around with these.
>>536148717So which one is the glowie one?
>>536155177you cannot distinguish the correct option from the fake ones
>>536154296>chilefag doesn't notice the differenceThat's why you have the government you have; you deserve it.
>>536156151I assume center-right. glowies like weak Right governments who can't survive without CIA / USAID help.Glowies hate Bukele type Rightists who do what they want without CIA help. They don't much like commies either because they make a mess for everybody. Only good thing about commies is that the CIA can point to them as an example of the need to keep the CIA around
>>536151275>thick assit's pretty common in Columbia
>>536156151The one on the left loves terrorists. The one on the right is another (((right wing))) kike lover wacko like Trump and Milei. The one in the middle is also right wing but people rarely vote for roasties here, she's probably the best option though.
>>536148717>MiamiSorry we're actually deporting illegals. You'll be staying home.
>>536151653Aren't they all shit? I mean if it's four more years of Petro, at least you will get a job with higher salary, no? Abelardo is like Uribe, no? I can't vote btw. Violence hasn't gone crazy these four years, has it? I could be missing the bigger picture.
>>536158077Cepeda is the worse by a lot. Then (((Aguevardo))). Likely the runoff will be between those two, because obviously this country is given 11 candidates and picks the worse two.
>>536158429>Cepeda is the worse by a lotHow so, parce? Are guerrilla issues going to get worse/more widespread with Cepeda?
>>536148717Who’s the Zionist one Latinx? Who is the whore for zog of those 3?
>>536158552Petro has sent this country back to the 90s. He's done nothing more than empower criminals and steal this country. Even worse, Petro is the diet version of Cepeda.
>>536151493LATAM politics is so fucked. The “conservative “ right are the biggest whores and sell their countries for pennies and kiss the wall at the very first chance. The left are the nationalist ones but terrible at selling their narratives, always fall for the commie bullshit and are incapable of actually fighting crime. Also the Latinx themselves are incapable of working with cohesion and start whining the moment the state tries to put some order and scream communism every time the state tries to fix the economy and are incapable of making sacrifices. TLDR latam is fucked because its full of Latinx.
>>536148717>Basically Bukele liteKek he has even copied Bukele's fade.
so fucking dumbsecond round literally going to be stalin vs saul goodman, FUCKING BANANA REPUBLIC
are the Colombian agrarian parties?
>>536159634Bukelito. Looks like he is going to pass to the runoff against the commie so I'll have to vote for him.
>>536152250he's oldhe also likes perico of course
Okay here's the real questionwhich one will mean more drugs, emigration, giving money to Israel, gang warfare and which one opposes all that?
>>536159857more drugs, emigration = commieisrael, gang warfare = saul goodman
Vote for the commie. You don’t want to be a US lapdog
>>536160008better than some uberpoor communist shithole like venezuela
>>536159857More drugs, emigration and gang warfare -> Cepeda. Sucking pissraels dick De La Espriella. There were 11 candidates btw, so this country picks the worse two.>>536160008This election is what will hold the left accountable. If they lose, specially by a wide margin, I can assure you they will never return to power.
>>536160082Who gives a shit about poverty, you materialistic nigger. I’d rather be poor than be a slave to the collapsing American empire
Damn you Paco tacos, why you haven't started giving up results. 22 percent already inAbelardo 43Cepeda 42Valencia 6
>>536159857the Chavista idiot, of course (CPda). Except for the Israel thing.
>>536160182Well then you should root for him. You will lose your independence and become a US vassal state if he loses>but that’s le goodNo it isn’t. The US is everything that’s wrong in the world. If Latin America wants to get its shit together it must do so independently. Not be a puppet to any foreign power
>>536148717>If the left wins then you'll unironically have Venezuela 2.0, if the right wins then Salvador 2.0oh cool you guys got an actual bukele-like?thats neat, i thought you guys were too corrupt for elections to work. kinda figured any anti-cartel platform members would just get whacked
>>536160254Fuggg that close Take my energy Cepeda AAAAAAAAA
>>536160254Too early but the trend starts to emerge, there will be a runoff between De La Espriella and Cepeda.
Columbia is pretty fast in delivering results 33% inAbelardo 44Cepeda 41Valencia 6Fajardo 3
>>536160392> The US is everything that’s wrong in the worldThis retards probably think the us wants to stop drug trafficking lmao. >>536160196> I’d rather be poor than be a slave to the collapsing American empire Latinx don’t care about this shit. They will celebrate their own demise if they have to. Insanely brainwashed.
>>536160392I know it's just that I will never vote for a fucking commie! I know it's almost as if my country has actual communists from the fucking Soviet Union and we've been dealing with the fallout of Venezuela for a decade and half.
>>536160196but thats the thing, i'm not a disgusting poorin a commie shithole they will come for me
>>536160597Latin american communism is fake and gay. It literally isn’t real communism it’s just a fucking grift.
48 inNo percentage changesIt's cepedover
>>536160615Communism cannot be achieved democratically. If cepeda is elected he’ll just pay some lip service here and there. He isn’t going to actually make you a communist state.
>>536148717Is bruv bukelemaxxing?
>>536160693Yes, but he won't be able to deliver. Columbia 's bureaucracy will stop any attempt of CECOTs over there
>>536160655GOODcommieniggers get the rope>>536160684nigga dont you understand we just had one next door for the last 30 years? it fucking happened, they just stole the elections again and again but it was a dictatorship in all but name
>>536160770Venecoeula wants communist state it was just a bunch of corrupt 60 IQ browns trying to run a state
>>536160569100% agree. Dumbest people on earth.
>>536160256>Chavistasomething ive noticed about sudaca politicsthe parties almost always default to some cult of personality based around one particular previous dictators rule. argies had the same thing with their 50 shades of peronism. same kinda thing on the right too. now you got this new "bukeleism" spreading to all the surrounding cuntsthats funny thochavez wasnt even from colombia, hes ded, his tomb got blown up, and his replacement got str8 STOLEN by the fedstf kinda political platform is that for colombia rn lol?
ALL HAIL COLUMBIAN ELECTORAL BODYVurry impressive. Bretti goodMesas informadas62,64 %DEFENSORES DE LA PATRIA6.053.15344,21 %Pte. ABELARDO DE LA ESPRIELLAVpte. JOSÉ MANUEL RESTREPO ABONDANOMOVIMIENTO POLÍTICO PACTO HISTÓRICO5.615.89141,01 %Pte. IVÁN CEPEDA CASTROVpte. AIDA MARINA QUILCUE VIVASPARTIDO CENTRO DEMOCRÁTICO906.7386,62 %Pte. PALOMA VALENCIA LASERNAVpte. JUAN DANIEL OVIEDO ARANGOPARTIDO POLÍTICO DIGNIDAD & COMPROMISO553.2124,04 %Pte. SERGIO FAJARDO VALDERRAMAVpte. EDNA CRISTINA DEL SOCORRO BONILLA SEBAROMPER EL SISTEMA128.6240,93 %Pte. RAÚL SANTIAGO BOTERO JARAMILLOVpte. CARLOS FERNANDO CUEVAS ROMEROCON CLAUDIA IMPARABLES108.1280,78 %Pte. CLAUDIA LÓPEZVpte. LEONARDO HUMBERTO HUERTA GUTIÉRREZCOALICIÓN F.A.M.I.L.I.A33.9660,24 %Pte. ÓSCAR MAURICIO LIZCANO ARANGOVpte. PEDRO LUIS DE LA TORRE MARQUEZPARTIDO DEMÓCRATA COLOMBIANO16.0600,11 %Pte. MIGUEL URIBE LONDOÑOVpte. LUISA FERNANDA VILLEGAS ARAQUESONDRA MACOLLINS, LA ABOGADA DE HIERRO11.1620,08 %Pte. SONDRA MACOLLINS GARVIN PINTOVpte. LEONARDO KARAM HELOPARTIDO POLÍTICO LA FUERZA7.8180,05 %Pte. ROY LEONARDO BARRERAS MONTEALEGREVpte. MARTHA LUCÍA ZAMORA ÁVILACAICEDO7.4520,05 %Pte. CARLOS EDUARDO CAICEDO OMARVpte. NELSON JAVIER ALARCÓN SUÁREZLA OPORTUNIDAD ES COLOMBIA7.1810,05 %Pte. LUIS GILBERTO MURILLO URRUTIAVpte. LUZ MARÍA ZAPATA ZAPATAPARTIDO ECOLOGISTA COLOMBIANO3.0160,02 %Pte. GUSTAVO MATAMOROS CAMACHOVpte. MILA MARÍA PAZ CAMPAZ
>>536159309>Petro has sent this country back to the 90sHow so though? My only gripe with Abelardo is they will never raise the minimum wage. But are there fewer higher paying jobs under Petro than Duque? I mean, really, Cepeda does suck for sure. What criminals are you referring to? FARC? But aren't they kept in the jungle regions?
>>536160959I wonder which provinces haven’t been counted. The north is very left wing
why does Diaspora ALWAYS vote for right wing nationalists?
>>536160870>it was just a bunch of corrupt 60 IQ browns trying to run a stateso a communist state, yes
71 percent, no changes>>536161105De La Espriella is costenho so regional results will be more balanced this time
>>536161155Because they usually had to leave because far-left nutbags ruined the country.
>>536161155Because their loyalties lie elsewhere >>536161191The Soviet Union was a “communist state” and they were the first to send a man to space. So really it’s just that venecos are mostly brown and retarded
>>536161155In Anzac I only heard about Cepeda voters. Leftwingers are way more loud in social media. Everyone expected Cepeda to win this round
this true, chat?
will never not be funny btw
Don't call it a comeback yetMesas informadas79,77 %DEFENSORES DE LA PATRIA7.940.84643,75 %Pte. ABELARDO DE LA ESPRIELLAVpte. JOSÉ MANUEL RESTREPO ABONDANOMOVIMIENTO POLÍTICO PACTO HISTÓRICO7.534.65841,51 %Pte. IVÁN CEPEDA CASTROVpte. AIDA MARINA QUILCUE VIVASPARTIDO CENTRO DEMOCRÁTICO1.201.9976,62 %Pte. PALOMA VALENCIA LASERNAVpte. JUAN DANIEL OVIEDO ARANGOPARTIDO POLÍTICO DIGNIDAD & COMPROMISO722.7733,98 %Pte. SERGIO FAJARDO VALDERRAMAVpte. EDNA CRISTINA DEL SOCORRO BONILLA SEBA
>>536161155because theyre the ones that fled the busted ass gommie shitholes?if there were more far right dictatorships in south america rn itd probably be the other way aroundtho they wouldnt be voting at that point lol
>>536161312pretty muchabelardo's campaign was a literal copy of milei's, but yeah
>>536161465Muh left, muh rightTake your directionbrained americanist nonsense somewhere else, retard
>>536161312Powerful
>>536161449Holy shit these guys are fastThe absolute state of Paloma>gran consulta had 3.3 million votes for her>2 million of these just evaporated in 2 months and migrated to De La Espriella
Rank the neighbors of Colombia
>>536160008Never you fucking faggot
>>536161682All of them are artificial states. Gran Colombia should come back
>>536161621congolombia is still a very christcuck "country"paloma fucked up by running with a gay guy as her vice (and i said it as a faggot myself)
>>536161753enjoy being a slave to yankees, indio
Mesas informadas89,48 %DEFENSORES DE LA PATRIA9.132.31743,77 %Pte. ABELARDO DE LA ESPRIELLAVpte. JOSÉ MANUEL RESTREPO ABONDANOMOVIMIENTO POLÍTICO PACTO HISTÓRICO8.570.66741,08 %Pte. IVÁN CEPEDA CASTROVpte. AIDA MARINA QUILCUE VIVASPARTIDO CENTRO DEMOCRÁTICO1.422.4576,81 %Pte. PALOMA VALENCIA LASERNAVpte. JUAN DANIEL OVIEDO ARANGOPARTIDO POLÍTICO DIGNIDAD & COMPROMISO868.9094,16 %Pte. SERGIO FAJARDO VALDERRAMAVpte. EDNA CRISTINA DEL SOCORRO BONILLA SEBA>>536161780
Atlas intel prediction
Map just releasedBasically the same as 2022 except for Antioquia I think
>>536148717The guy with the hat would just be another (((Milei))). Colombia won’t collapse under cepeda. He also sucks too, but not that much.
>>536161516yea except i didnt talk about left/right, (You) didnot only do you guys not have that, but those arent the options rnits narcogommie dictatorship vs bukele prisoncolony dictatorshipso, seeing el salvadors return from the brink, thats a pretty fucking easy decision
>>536161852Every time I lose faith in this shithole it reels me back in.
>>536161881Abelardo only needs Valencia's share to win. 99% of Valencia voters will go for ADLEFajardo voters are way more splitIt's GG unless Petro goes full chavista in the next 30 days
>>536161941We need to nuke Bogota
>>536161978>el SalvadorWent from shithole to shithole except as a US colony
why are there so many coom artists from specifically Bogotá?
>>536161033Look nigga, you clearly don't really give a shit or are just being obtuse if you're asking these questions instead of looking up things for yourself, if you don't understand how increasing minimum wage too much while taxing companies up the ass is bad (or how raising wages for FORMAL employment doesn't do shit when more than half of the population DOES NOT HAVE a formal job), or can't be assed to look up a map of the regions in the country under the control of guerrillas/narcos in 2022 vs today, or how the reduction in poverty/unemployment are fake&gay because they're fueled by uncontrolled government spending, then we're just wasting our time.Just know this one takeaway, Petro has been shilling a constitutional assembly to rewrite the constitution for some absolutely bullshit reasons, and it's blatant that he, his party and his heir Cepeda wants to modify it in a way that basically gets rid of congress/courts and leaves us with a dictatorship where the president does whatever the fuck he wants.Anyone who grasps the idea that living under a dictatorship is not cool would be absolutely fucking desperate to stop these commie clowns from winning. But what do we have, a good 40% of the country just thinks in monkey brain terms of "haha minimum wage goes up".Look, this election is NOT about right vs left wing. It's about DICTATORSHIP represented by Cepeda vs literally anything else. It's that fucking simple.
>>536162001>>536162041You’re a coping Colombian diaspooAbelardo was supposed to sweep the election yet his performance has been relatively mediocre to say the least
>>536162110>muh dictatorship >muh liberty Bullshit pushed by the US to keep your countries divided. Democracy is a sham and retarded. You need an apolitical dictatorship
>>536162110You should let unions set the minimum wage per the field
>>536162001Nice, what was the region with most votes to Espriella?
>>536161941coastniggers (literal black people) are not human>>536162041>>536162108Bogotá's share is just coastniggers that migrated and coastniggers' children that we unfortunately we ended up with
>>536162255Probably Antioquia (Medellin's region)
So we’re heading for a run off.There literally less than a 2% difference between Abelardo and Cepeda
>>536162143>Abelardo was supposed to sweep the electionAnondo is delusional, send him to the infirmary
>>536162191Thanks for keeping my thread bumped mr anti-american bot, keep up the good work
>>536161978> seeing el salvadors return from the brink El Salvador is still a shithole. There are people that go to fucking Honduras for medical treatment because it’s too expensive in el salvador. And they are a Zionist colony now.
>>536154035Buddy we are in tatters after one narcommie and a third of a woman's rule
Last report from me, I need to start my King's Birthday No last minute surprise with missing Cauca ballots or something Mesas informadas97,58 %DEFENSORES DE LA PATRIA10.118.92443,77 %Pte. ABELARDO DE LA ESPRIELLAVpte. JOSÉ MANUEL RESTREPO ABONDANOMOVIMIENTO POLÍTICO PACTO HISTÓRICO9.451.73240,88 %Pte. IVÁN CEPEDA CASTROVpte. AIDA MARINA QUILCUE VIVASPARTIDO CENTRO DEMOCRÁTICO1.597.4116,91 %Pte. PALOMA VALENCIA LASERNAVpte. JUAN DANIEL OVIEDO ARANGOPARTIDO POLÍTICO DIGNIDAD & COMPROMISO984.3254,25 %Pte. SERGIO FAJARDO VALDERRAMAVpte. EDNA CRISTINA DEL SOCORRO BONILLA SEBACON CLAUDIA IMPARABLES218.9560,94 %Pte. CLAUDIA LÓPEZVpte. LEONARDO HUMBERTO HUERTA GUTIÉRREZROMPER EL SISTEMA201.8110,87 %Pte. RAÚL SANTIAGO BOTERO JARAMILLOVpte. CARLOS FERNANDO CUEVAS ROMEROCOALICIÓN F.A.M.I.L.I.A52.7330,22 %Pte. ÓSCAR MAURICIO LIZCANO ARANGOVpte. PEDRO LUIS DE LA TORRE MARQUEZPARTIDO DEMÓCRATA COLOMBIANO27.8930,12 %Pte. MIGUEL URIBE LONDOÑOVpte. LUISA FERNANDA VILLEGAS ARAQUESONDRA MACOLLINS, LA ABOGADA DE HIERRO19.3600,08 %Pte. SONDRA MACOLLINS GARVIN PINTOVpte. LEONARDO KARAM HELOPARTIDO POLÍTICO LA FUERZA13.6950,05 %Pte. ROY LEONARDO BARRERAS MONTEALEGREVpte. MARTHA LUCÍA ZAMORA ÁVILALA OPORTUNIDAD ES COLOMBIA12.8860,05 %Pte. LUIS GILBERTO MURILLO URRUTIAVpte. LUZ MARÍA ZAPATA ZAPATACAICEDO12.3690,05 %Pte. CARLOS EDUARDO CAICEDO OMARVpte. NELSON JAVIER ALARCÓN SUÁREZPARTIDO ECOLOGISTA COLOMBIANO5.4590,02 %Pte. GUSTAVO MATAMOROS CAMACHOVpte. MILA MARÍA PAZ CAMPAZ
>>536162487Why are Latinos so retarded? Do you really think munching American cock will get you anywhere? Do you really want to remain a slave to the yankees as the US empire collapses?
>>536162041People from Bogotá tend to be the Latin American equivalent of New Yorkers or Californians: both, LGBT and commies.
>>536162575Nice thanks
>>536162639Stop bringing that culture war nonsense to LATAM.
>>536162639>Latin American equivalent of New Yorkers or Californians: both, LGBT and commiesBogota is a traditional rural town compared to the sins of Sodom (Mexico City) and Gomorra (Guadalajara)
>>536162243Colombians are way too low IQ to understand why that is more convenient. Trust me, this is the lowest IQ country in the World. it really doesn't matter who wins, Colombians don't have what it gets to build a proper country.
>Inept indio/brown loving commies>Kikeloving temu corrupt Bukele>Kikeloving foid and fagotI hate this place I FUCKING HATE IT WITH ALL MY SOUL
>>536162679>that culture war nonsenseKeep calm island boy, continental men are talking here
>>536162782this
>>536162639stop shitting in the only actual city of this shitholeat least we have running water and internet access
>>536162639Shut the fuck up, the right is winning in Bogotá.
>>536148717>the left wins then you'll unironically have Venezuela 2.0, if the right wins then Salvador 2.0Good, I am cheering for the left than.Columbia doesn't need a jewish president like El Salvador.Fuck kikes!Venezuala at least gets paid for its oil unlike other countries.Fuck you ZOG mutt.
>>536162785You were glorious Once…
>>536148717>If the commie wins I'm looking for a sugar daddy to take me away from this doomed shithole I can cook clean and watch anime togetherGod, I hope the based nationalist leftist, anti American Chad wins, so you can fuck off back to ZOG Land, mutt.
>>536162785lol good luck bro
>>536162041>>536162639I actually think Bogota is healing. In 2022 Petro absolutely dominated, but this time if you do the math Cepeda isn't winning by a lot and as long as Paloma's votes don't go astray the right has a pretty good shot at winning the second round.
>>536162785When it comes to thirdie Stan voting for commies is the least worst option.The guy currently running El Salvador is a literal kike and he siphoned the country's wealth into crypto.
>>536162071no it went from 24/7 gangland civil war nightmare to a cunt where you can exist and not get beheaded. that shit was literally measurably worse to live in than syria ffs. tf outta here loland how tf are they our "colony"? because hes taking back salvadoran illegals and getting PAID for it lol? if anything, salvador would probably benefit from some actual foreign investment outside of their prison economy. theyre not getting much tho, because everyone doesnt know if itll just break tomorrow, or if bukele will go full hitler or whatever tfand ive still yet to have it explained to me how being run by literal coke dealing militias (now w/ communist flavor) is better than literally anything else? youd literally be much better off cutting out the south american part of the equation and being ruleld remotely from beijing. at least shit would actually get done then lmao
>>536162973>Bolivar cocksuckerThis shithole was never great, it and all latam are a disaster because it's just a melting pot of mestizos, brown and blacks with indio malice in their genes, Uruguay, Argentine and chile are the only ones that tried to de-brown and are somewhat civilized.
>>536148717Total Nigger Death. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
wtf why is this country so racist?
>>536163122> and how tf are they our "colony"?Because they follow the same playbook as other US vassals: suck Yankee cock by bringing in foreign investment and pocketing all the money.No ambition, or desire to overcome the problems that plague Latin America. Just money, money, money. The root of all evil
>>536163122>no it went from 24/7 gangland civil war nightmareIt was never that way, you are exaggerating to make the kikes's rule seem good.
>>536151734>jews in colombiaIts fucking over
>>536163304niggers are not people
>>536163304>We wuz Presidents and sheeeit!!
>>536163158>it's just a melting pot of mestizos, brown and blacks with indio malice in their genesJust like America!Guess, they might as well tell the Americans to fuck off and try and do their own thing instead of sucking America's dick.
There's a group of dudes with vuvuzelas out on the street screaming "EL TIGRE ES TU PAPÁ!" in my neighborhoodI'm thinking we're back
>>536148717>Ivan CepedaHim
>>536163304Blacks are some of the most corrupt inept folk in Columbia.
>>536163560this shithole only exists for comedic purposes (realismo magico)
>>536163158> This shithole was never great,I’d disagree. The wars of independence were glorious. Full of heroism and sacrifice. Much better then the USA’s gay ass independence war>it and all latam are a disaster because it's just a melting pot of mestizos, brown and blacks with indio malice in their genes100% agree. But a strong pan American government like the one bolivar envisioned could’ve dealt with that problem easily >Uruguay, Argentine and chile are the only ones that tried to de-brown and are somewhat civilized.Except for Chile (Mapuches that LARP as white) I agree. Even then, Argentina and Uruguay are mostly Mestizo, though they do love to LARP as whiteYour countries have such a heroic and underrated history. I hope some day you can rekindle the same fire that moved bolivar, and return to your bolivarist (not bolivarian) glory. Seriously, it’s you guys who deserve to be a superpower. Not USA
>>536151734Columbia has a kike infestation!?!?!OMG!These leeches are everywhere!
>>536156151Anyone remotely pro US, unironically
>>536163652Have south Americans ever tried to created an EU like union?It's literally the only way you guys can resist America's influence.
>>536163832Have you seen the EU? The Hispanic American republics must fully unite and form a superstate that can challenge the US. The world would be eternally grateful
>>536163914Yes, the EU is pretty dysfunctional but it's a good start on the way to some South American federation.I am suprised such ideas never get traction.
Looks like a clean shot for Abelardo to win.Twitterman president is probably shitting himself right now and I kinda dread what he might do as he gets more desperate into the 2nd round.
>>536162785Trust me, you dont wanna be like argentina. Ensure the kike doesnt win, they are ontologically evil
>>536162110tysm for the detailed response. Thread needed it.>taxing companies up the ass is badYes, I have heard people complain about that for sure.>more than half of the population DOES NOT HAVE a formal jobDidn't know it was that high. But yea, it's pretty shitty how many jobs got a minimum raise bump, but tons off paper/cash did not and never will.>It's about DICTATORSHIP represented by Cepeda vs literally anything else.Okay, so I hope Abelardo wins in that case. Viva el tigre! Some gay that voted for Cepeda today said Abelardo will fuck up the environment. What were they talking about?
>>536163158>argentinaUahahahahahah
>>536151734> Judeo-Christian values > Western civilization Its the same fucking script over and over again
>>536163652>I’d disagree. The wars of independence were glorious. Full of heroism and sacrifice. Much better then the USA’s gay ass independence warFirst I don't give a shit about kikes golem n°1, second the independence war are greatly elevated and idolized. Bolivar and co only won because Spaniards were too busy at the home front with Napoleonic rule and got aid from the Bongs
>>536164025It wouldn’t work. Latin american countries are basically personalist states pretending to be western countries
>>536148717This kikery is spreading...Fuck
>>536163657I was hoping my eyes were deceiving me there too. The eternal kike
>>536163560>I'm thinking we're backbased
>>536164177So what? I’d say he was your best shot at greatness and truly breaking free from the chains of mediocrity.
Can I get a QRD on that Santiago Botero? I thought the cyclist was running kek
>>536164093doesn't matter who wins, the chance to buit a decent civilization will always lose
>>536164277Yankee cock-sucker vs Communist philosopher. I’d rather have a philosopher as president than some greedy media grifter faggot
>>536164211Ever since america had a hold on the nuts of this government in the past century kikes did as well but browns down here are too idiotic and tu busy killing each other over commie ideals and indio romantizartion to realize or acknowledge it.
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anons are really defending commie bullshit just because le juice? in my 4chan?commies are way more dangerous in latam than kikes
>most warn-torn region in the entire country sitting right besides Venezuela votes overwhelmingly right wingCan we take a moment to appreciate these lil' niggas?
>>536163657>Colimbia has a kike infestation!?!?!OMG!And they wear the Kike brand proudly. (Not AI, those are colombian jews for real wearing that)
>>536164269>romanticize negros and indiosnah dude, faggot should have thinked his strategy a bit more.
>>536164400Communism doesn’t exist in Latin America. Stop spreading that American buzzword
>>536164051Another win for ZOG, I guess. : (I am sure visiting Israel and glazing bibi will be his first act.
>>536164453leftist authoritarian bullshit, whatever, same shitwe're trying to defend liberty here
>>536164439Chavez and his brownoid government tarnished Bolivar’s legacy by heavily emphasising the nog and injun romanticisation. Which was pragmatic and not actually Bolivar’s policy
I made the boredom-induced mistake of tuning Snail news and im already seething at the milquetoast, sub zero IQ takes. These niggas are trying to set a narrative about the second round being unpredictable. TF? Cepeda was planned to win this round, he lost. DLE + CV is over 50. Its ogreThe announcer with the glasses is hot thoughLMAO I HAD NO IDEA THE DLE VIDEOS WERE SO CRINGE LMAOIts literally the visuals of a villain of a banana republic before the A-Team takes him down and sends him to the US
>>536164525Who the fuck gives a shit about liberty? It’s stupid retarded shit from the US. Liberty means more faggots, pedophiles, trannies, etc. It’s not good. Your country doesn’t need “decadent liberty” it needs a strong government that transcends left-right nonsense and that can bring back the heroism and glory that your nations once had
>He leterelly signs off with a tiger's roarkekerino
>>536149102>But no matter what never vote for a woman.Based
>>536162110>because they're fueled by uncontrolled government spending, then we're just wasting our time.Whats wrong with wealth redistribution targeted at lower classes?> Anyone who grasps the idea that living under a dictatorship is not coolDepends on who the dictator is.China UTTERLY dominates America for a good reason.
