Why do Redditors/Atheists fantasize with the idea that Jesus was a brown man?
Jesus was levantine, and most biblical characters looked like pic related. Realistically. A lot of people from the Levant are not even particularly brownArabs arrive at Bethlehem 650 years after Jesus was born. Dunno why they portray him as a dune coon
>>536150997I don't think jesus is white with blue eyes and blond hair...
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>>536151274Yeah but I don't think he looked like a tech sapport jeet either.
>>536151273>>536150997Do you feel more comfortable worshipping a white goda?Colonized mindset
>>536151273>>536151542Don't forget those weird bodies we found in tel shadud, they had Greek DNA lmao
>>536151273They probably had more redheads around. Redheads are very common in history in general, especially in positions of power or being someone noteworthy.
>>536150997Mao says in his red crayon book to blindly take the opposite stance of your opponents. Modern leftists philosophy is the incestuous hapsburg babies of that fat retard and euro commie shitscribbles
>>536150997Because brown is not holy
>>536151542he looked like a random jew or sandnigger, since thats who lives in that area
>>536150997I'm also supposed to believe jesus was a jew, yet somehow capable of humility and selflessnessgo figure
>>536151755>I'm also supposed to believe jesus was a jewHe was circumcised as one
>>536151274You know anon, the only description of Jesus in the Bible says he has bright eyes, white hair, and a face thats shiny. Draw your own conclusions.>Revelation 1:13-16
>>536150997>whywell leftism is a mental disorder so there is thatimagine claiming men get pregnant and girls have dicks???
>>536151878I always imagined him as like a tall South European looking guy
>>536151273>>536151542/This Jesus was probably not a Norwegian viking, but that doesn't mean he looked like an ugly Pakistani hobo.
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>>536150997plenty of jews look white so idgithe much more retarded thing is this idea the jews of the bible aren't the same damn jews of today when all through the bible they're portrayed behaving just like themgo read about david and bathsheba and tell me that's not pure jewush behavior
>>536151631>claims to be a genetically pure race that can trace their lineage directly back to Moses >Is actually a super inbred genetic cum rag that's been intermixed with every single ethnic group that ever passed through the levant. Lmao, imagine getting conquered more times than Poland.
>>536152010Like... David was punished for that...
>>536151818>He was circumcised as oneOdds are so are you.
>>536151736There are historical accounts roughly 100 years after the second temple fell. The people in North Africa reported that Jewish immigrants looked no different than Europeans. We wuz Jews and sheeeiit!
>>536152019>super inbred>Intermixed with every single ethnic groupPick one wtf
>>536152019We're a race of mutts, true
>>536152142somehow they managed to do both
>>536152165Aren't you Iraqi? That would make you one of the least mutted kind of Jews.
>>536152046>being jewish means you never get punished for thingsque?what he did was a jewish as shit thought process
>>536151542>>536151273/This
>>536152228Noo, heaven forbids, they're very inbred, but I'm not askhanazi
>>536150997because they worship niggers and hate that other people don't, so they cope and say jesus was a nigger
>>536151542>Jesus looks like asmongold
>>536152270True, but he isn't a good example, only Christ is, best you can do with the patriarchs is just look for the good in them and try to learn from it
>>536152142>Pick one wtf>Every jew is a whole medical textbook's worth of genetic disorders >pick one Nah, you clearly don't have the slightest inkling how fucked up these people are.
>>536150997>Why do>Why do>Why doGet a job, loser.
>>536150997redditors are retarded subhumans. no one should listen to or care about what they say
>hey that girl is really hot>*fucks her*>shit she's married and now she's pregnant, what do I do>I know let me recall her husband from war so he can fuck her real quick and thinks the baby is his>FUCK, he's too honorable and won't sleep in comfort while his brothers are in battle>let me send him back to war with secret orders for them to stick him in the front and withdraw when he engages, so he gets killed by the enemy>cool, new bride acheived>*not* jewish>>536152368>the guy the davidic line.house of david is named after, who is revered in all abrahamic religions and Yeshua supposedly directly is descended from, is not a "good" examplelel
>>536151542Jesus was also Jewish, and I'm very confused as to why even he hated Jews so much
>>536152299Uhuh, Jesus never wore a dress and put on makeup for money.
>>536152488Yeah, that's the point,non of them were perfect, Christ is, so...
>>536151878Revelation 1:13–16>13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.>14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;>15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.>16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.Saar....
>>536152599one can only speculate but IMO he was simply a non-subversive jew who took his religion seriously and hated the growing subversions and the effect of the "chosen" shit>>536152656this is like saying epstein isn't a pedophile because there's nothing in the 30% of released files that points to thatmost of his life is documented literally fucking nowhere
>>536151273Yup. Levantine has a very med like look to it. This brown Jesus thing is basically atheists trying to justify their love of shit skinsm
>>536152707How does that relates to our argument, the patriarchs , from Adam to gamiliel the 4th all had flaws, lust,diosbideance, envy, wrath, hatred etc, aside from Jesus, that's the entire point He's the perfect man, created to take our sins, same reasons he went to hell to redeem the patriarchs
>>536151273>>536151542he probably looked like this
>>536152599>and I'm very confused as to why even he hated Jews so muchI'd tell you to read the bible but I doubt you'd ever bother. God continually punishes Jews for their bad behavior and then they kill his earthly son for calling them out on their bullshit. They are utterly shameless and incapable of taking responsibility for absolutely anything they've ever done. They don't just deserve "it", they've been repeatedly begging nonstop to "find out" for over 3,000 years.
>>536152856>How does that relates to our argumentare we arguing?you can't say he was perfect when you have no idea who he even was outside of birth and then what; a few years before death, and even those few years aren't completely documented
>>536152929I'm assuming we are?Those years don't matter, for if he did sin he wouldn't be chosen by god to bear humanitys sins
>>536150997they just do it to piss you off.
>>536152913>They don't just deserve "it", they've been repeatedly begging nonstop to "find out" for over 3,000 years.is god just procrastinating, or
>>536151273That guy is literally half englishLevantine are jeet poop color but are still brown nonetheless
>>536151542>medieval paintings>"classical antiquity"anywayI don't know why left and center make "christians" on /pol/ seethe so hard. jesus would be brown because he spent all day out in the sun, regardless of what his base skin tone was
>>536152871I doubt it, Jesus was not a foul Serbian.
>>536152984>if he did sin he wouldn't be chosen by god to bear humanitys sinsbut he is god?
>>536153025cope tranny, your logic money is no good here
>>536153013aren't*
>>536153047Yeah, but he's also human, 2 natures in One
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>>536153025>jesus would be brown because he spent all day out in the sunThat's called a TAN. Retarded faggot.
>>536151273>Abdullah was born on 30 January 1962 at Palestine Hospital in Al Abdali, Amman, to King Hussein and Hussein's British-born second wife, Princess Muna Al-Hussein (born Toni Avril Gardiner).[3][4]
the bible is just fiction from before there was even a term for fictionit's not even intentional fiction it's this long ass process of man explaining reality to himself poorly after waking up to sapience
genrebending before there were genres, historical fiction from prehistory
>>536153007Nowhere in scripture does it say God is above having a sense of humor.
Why do Christians worship a dead kike on a stick?
>>536153371this is all well and good except for the rest of us and everything else he created being under their dominionthat's a pretty fucked up sense of humor t b h
>>536150997Imagine Jesus comes back and looks himself portrayed as a nigger in the ethiopian church.
>>536152010>no, I WON'T noticeTwo different groups, one of which forever self inserts in exactly the way you recognize.The problem is figuring out where the fucking swaps happen.Genocide remains a jewish crime.
>>536150997He could change his color. One of the powers give by his dad
>>536150997They just look at the region where he was and apply modern racial interpretation to it. By the same logic, Egyptians were african niggers, (Cleopatra was black, muh grandma told muh so) Atlanteans were all black as coal, and you might as well say half of ancient Greece were niggers too. It's a bad faith argument from the very beginning. The only people who it makes sense hearing from is deluded african Christians who think the out of Africa theory is valid.
>>536153285I wouldn't even call it that, it's the evolution and compilation of older beliefs. Yahweh, the jewish god, was part of the pantheon of a polytheistic mythologyI can understand why people still want to believe and generally believe what they were taught growing up, but I still have a hard time understanding how they never feel like the wall is cracking with all the information we have
>The more brown we make jesus the more we OWN the right! Not even a Christian but man this is stupid. Jesus will just be a vantablack silhouette eventually.
>>536151542Wow! You're telling me Jesus was a variety of Semite and not a variety of European! Shocking.
>>536152871>e probably looked like this
>>536150997To own the chuds they are what here the faggots who tell you lost tranny when Trump made another idiotic decision internet warriors are the most fucking dumbest nigger voters
>>536153662Jews aren't even semitic. Those genes are stolen.
we wuz
>>536153614>The more brown we make jesus the more we OWN the right!That's literally it
>>536151542>he looked like a tech sapport jeetplz sar king of whites sar, not king of jews
>>5361509971 Corinthians 11:14Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him,Isaiah 53:2He grew up before him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of dry ground. He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.jesus did not exist but if he did, according to bible he would've been ugly and with short hair
>>536153481>Genocide remains a jewish crime.I mean they invented the term, so>The problem is figuring out where the fucking swaps happen.I can't even figure out exactly when or why the democrats suddenly flipped from being the confederate supporting party the KKK was born out of to being this paragon of leftism, so, little chance with all this>>536153593>it's the evolution and compilation of older beliefs.yes, someone always has to be first, and then it gets debated and altered though endless verbal recitations over like a million years before it starts getting written down>I can understand why people still want to believe and generally believe what they were taught growing uphonestly, intentionally trying to snap someone out of it too hard if they're not being an ass about it is kind of cruelif you grow up with it and truly believe as a child, and it gets broken later, there's nothing that fills the hole it leavesit's always there, you can't fix it, you can't be rid of it, and there's no "answers" to anything outside of it that are anything but blackpilling
we wuzzing jewsus is the most pathetic humiliating white culture, literal sub human behavior
>>536152664has to have peyots and fucked up ugly unkempt jew beard becauseLeviticus 19:27‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.andshouldn't look like a model. has to be ugly becauseIsaiah 53:2He grew up before him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of dry ground. He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.
>>536151755>humility and selflessnessYou mean cowardice masked as holiness. Yes this is the MO of Jews and Jesus exemplified their traits.
>>536154031>I can understand why people still want to believe and generally believe what they were taught growing upYeah, it's called grooming.But, it's ok when we do it.
>>536152615>let's check in on the goyim...
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>>536154173>cowardice masked as holiness.it can be, but you actually can be humble and selfless without being a complete cuck, it just requires this almost infinite amount of patience and endless assignment of benefit of doubt that life can beat out of you quick>>536154207see also: circumcision, because who would consent to that after they'd jerked off even once
>>536152047Nah, I wasn't circumcised on the 8th day after my birth.
ok so maybe those guys you see the screenshots of that bisect their own dicks with box cutters and shit would probably be into circumcision, but I meant "sane" people
>>536152615Right? Hu hung out and cuddled with a bunch of guys, one whome he loved, for free
>>536154263>he would behave like modern jews doAre you saying we should ethnically cleanse the middle east in order to build more condos Rashid?
JERUSALEM — A global spiritual crisis unfolded today as Jesus returned to Earth and ascended into heaven with the world's Jewish population, leaving the Christian church behind.Mass disappearances occurred instantly across Israel, the United States, and global Jewish communities. Synagogues emptied during morning prayers, while Christian churches remained entirely unaffected.Speaking from the Temple Mount before ascending, Jesus delivered a message that stunned billions of onlookers.* The Covenant: "I am saving my people," Jesus declared to the crowds.* The Heritage: "My people are from the desert, they carry my Judean blood with skin tanned by the sun."* The Rejection: He explicitly rejected modern Christianity, stating its followers abandoned the Torah laws and the Old Testament practices that he observed throughout his life.Vatican officials and global evangelical leaders have called emergency councils to address the theological implications. Meanwhile, remaining populations face a transformed global landscape as they grapple with the sudden departure of the Jewish community.
>>536152871I wonder if that guy knows he's famous
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