>Sturgeon tells BBC: I'm serving a sentence for crime I didn't commithttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2027k1ev3zo>Sturgeon's personal life and politics collide in BBC interviewhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgmpre97r0no>Arsenal fans turn streets red for victory paradehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq5px7jv92eo>Second batch of Mandelson files to be published on Mondayhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c98r664g865o>Shot fired as officer struck by stolen police carhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3r2e2wjz4lo>Welsh Labour faces existential crisis, says former ministerhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgzyvmgv8po
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>>536158431MY PENIS
>>536158350fuck itmuslims can own guns as well due to religious reasonswhy not
>>536158350oi you there you better Bin That Knoife guvna!
Sikh knives matter
Hypothetically speaking, couldn't someone in the police department with access to the body cam footage release it? Obviously I do not condone any criminal acts but technically speaking someone could release it like that right?Imagine if some crazy people put up a bounty for the footage haha. Not that this should happen but technically it could.
>>536158350this one of them jeet prostate massagers?
Lads here won't pay for his flight, accomodation, meals, Alton Towers VIP pass, tickets to the london Queer theatre, hover craft, escooter, beef nugget, domestos, pube fridge cleaning service and his other #luxuryLife requirements.They're too scared of Dogscran.
>>536158525All bodycam footage on police software comes with watermarks like "viewed by officer so and so"Plus all data tracks who viewed it and when.It would be impossible to get away with anonymously
>>536158525no, that would involve someone in the police suddenly developing a soul, which lets be honest isn't going to happen
Went to Poundland earlier and the lad behind the checkout was leaning over the counter with his head in his hands. I thought might be tired or something so I pretended to look at the shelves nearby so he wouldn't look up and see me staring. Called me over and I said "are you alright mate?" in a non-interrogatory way and sighed a bit and I said "are you tired?" and he said "no, just customers mate. Not you. Humans beings". Could only guess some chavs had gone off on one or something. I said "give it back to them mate" and he laughed and said "you think?" but I felt like I was treating it like a joke so said "sometimes you just have to bite your lip don't you." Told him to enjoy his afternoon, but felt for the lad. He was probably 19-23, working in Poundland on a Sunday. Felt for him to be fair. Felt like asking him how he was doing in general but I get a bit too personal with people sometimes I think, so just wished him well.
https://www.theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/26131547.affordable-law-firm-launches-chadderton-branch-oldham/>Affordable law firm launches Chadderton branch in OldhamImagine the smell
>>536158863man?nigger that's a chimpanzee
>>536158629>It would be impossible to get away with anonymouslyGood thing the British police has such security measures against reckless and hostile action! I approve of the police being this careful.However what if someone inside the department would not care about the consequences?
>>536158863
>>536158466We need a religion based upon the teachings of Captain Fairbairn
>>536158587Zinng!
>>536158910Jesus Christ that thing could eat corn through a tennis raquet.
Went to water the plants, but there was a spider in the doorway. So fuck it
Why do they clean the murder weapon for trials should have it drenched in blood to show the suspect did it
>>536158863Turns out...
>>536159151pussyclaaart
>>536159151You'd be fucked in Australia.
>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>536159151Wish we managed to sneak in another rain before the drought season, some of the millet is not doing well.
>>536158716He's still young, at least he has a job
Why are Arsenal revellers like this?
>she pours you these pintswhat do?
>that picwhat a plum
>>536158350>>Arsenal fans turn streets red for victory paradeWhat compels a man to watch goyball? Furthermore, to become totally taken away with it? It's totally mediocre.>>536159434Are you an English farmer in Brazil?
>>536159509Pint of Saarling
I briefly worked as a waiter at a hotel in 2013. It was mostly for large functions they held. The people I worked with were mostly Eastern Europeans around my age (early 20s), though the team leader was Spanish. The first night I worked there we were taken into a back hallway and asked to line up along the wall. I was wearing a black shirt and black jeans since we were supposed to wear black. The slavic guy from the agency I was signed up with walked along the line and pointed a handful of us out for different reasons. The reason he called me and another guy, who was Romanian, out was that we had facial hair and needed to shave, so we would have to go to the bathroom and shave. When he told us that was the reason a girl nearby pointed out that my facial hair was "ginger", which it really wasn't (my hair had a ginger tint at a certain length) and I felt she was making fun of me and didn't like it. I hope the people I worked alongside are doing well in life. I sensed they were pretty desperate people who had come to London to earn money since that opportunity wasn't available back home. I know a lot of them worked every shift they could. In an empty room one evening one girl started crying and her friend was rubbing her shoulder, and I think it was because she had agreed to work another shift after the slavic agency guy asked them in a way that suggested he expected they would say yes. The Romanian guy laughed a lot and he seemed like a good person. One evening I carried plates of food over to this table and the two English lads there in their 30s probably said "we're not posh honest" since it was some kind of fancy award ceremony. I nervously mumbled something incoherent and walked away.
>>536159509>That's not the kinda head I'm after darling
>>536159533Pint of saarlton dry kek
>>536159569take it easy there shagger
>>536159536I suppose Slavs are used to lining up against a wall
why the low quality bakes lately?
>>536159519No, I am a brazilian farmer in Brazil.
>>536159518
>>536159682are you one of those Nordic Brazilians with blonde hair?
>>536158716>>536159536I'm sure I have stories like this but it would require a lot of effort to write them.Tldr; I'm in the army now and life is neither good or bad. I have money, my own place to sleep and a job that keeps me active
>>536158716I know this lads pain I work for EH its mostly a till job but i get to walk around the grounds a few times a day and chat shit with aussies and yanks. Everytime i have to interact with jeets its a fucking chore, low class mongs like the really mongey ones with screaming kids, middle class wankers their kids have £40 pocket money and dont know what to spend it on in the shop>"PERSEPHONE PLEEEEASE JUST PICK SOMMMMMMMMMETHIIIIIINNNNG"I just find something to start making a noise so they leave.
>>536159735You seen the Boys from Brazil? Hes one of them.
>>536159434>>536159682based, looks comfy
>>536159536This must've been what it was like to read people's blogs in 2010. >>536159682You're the whitest Brazilian I've ever seen. I'm aware that Brazil isn't totally mixed, but you're as white as I am, and I don't live in the Brazil sun.
>>5361597353/4 german, 1/4 slav.
>>536159151I have one photoperiod at 2ft plus and an auto that's just past germination, I'm taking the auto out of the tent everyday for real sun, the photo is going to be fucking huge and the auto should be done in a couple of months, bit of a gardener me though to be fair I'm only good at those plants
>>536159879i noticed there are quite a few brazilians in the UK these days. what's that all about?
bro lives in blumenau
>>536159434now that's what I call gardening
*Fffffft*>farts in your thread>leaves
me? I identify as a jedi knight, so I carry a ceremonial rapier around, in line with my religion.
>>536159670I used to find a good selection of links when I did bake but if no one else does it what's the point? At the time I got slated for not archiving them kek
and this is 2020.. certainly more now
>>536159995But are you bro tier?
>>536159735Probs one of them AI Brazilians t bh
>>536160036Planet of the apes
>>536159689
I was working as a part-time barman when I received a text from an unknown number in 2014. It was from a girl who worked in the same pub, who I'd only talked to briefly when she took over from my shift. The text said that she had asked the bar manager for my number and wondered if I wanted to go out sometime, or something like that. I am pretty poor with this kind of thing, and strangely didn't think of sex or anything. Maybe I was just too nervous I don't know. We ended up going to the cinema together to watch 12 Years a Slave. Afterwards she invited me back to her flat, which was nearby. I guess she was expecting me to make a move on her or something, but really I enjoyed getting to know her and we ended up talking for hours. At a certain point she told me she was on her period and went to get a hot water bottle and sat cross-legged while hugging it. Maybe it was a polite tactic to communicate that she didn't want to have sex, but I didn't think anything of it. She had a Scottish accent and seemed pretty confident and extroverted, but I liked how honest she was when she talked even if it was a little crass at times. At the end of what I guess was a date we hugged and I walked home at about 4 o'clock in the morning
>>536159851From now to October/November it gets really depressing, in my region you have to sleep with one eye open and the curtains opened looking to see if there is any glare in the distance, if lightning or anything else starts a fire depending on the wind every thing can burn if you don't pay attention.Last time it happened my grandfather was still alive, it looked like a movie, you will not believe even if I tell you that the fire managed to skip an entire river and land across 50 to 100 meters and start a fire inside my farm.
>>536159969There has always been a lot of them in London, not sure why they would come here instead of America
Thoughts on looksmaxxing? I feel like the problem with it is that even if you become the best looking man in the world, you were never meant to be that guy anyway. You're just a great looking autistic freak who spends most of their time on obscure forums in your bedroom. Something a natural chad doesn't have to do. He doesn't even know what looksmaxxing is.
>>536160151Reminder that Charles de Menezes was an illegal
>>536158350>>536158137I always assumed the turban was one of the five Ks (reinforced by that Only Fools episode where Uncle Albert says Sikhs believe the turban has to touch their head, which is why Del Boy's helmet design wouldn't work).Turns out it's the long hair itself, the turban is just a traditional way of keeping it tidy. So really the only excuse for them not having to wear helmets is because it would be a bit of a bother to unwind and rewind the turban each time.
I wonder how much Frank earns off 3 Lions every couple of years?I'd wager it's not pennies.
>>536160202>Thoughts on looksmaxxing?Everyone engages in it to a degree
>>536159969>i noticed there are quite a few brazilians in the UK these days. what's that all about?I have family in Ireland at the moment, their visa will expire soon and they already said they will come back, they are asking for citizenship in the EU, they are not staying in the UK.I don't know, I think they are insane, with all the rumours about war, last time that thing in Chernobyl happened people were told not to let their sheep graze uphill in Scotland due to radiation, with all these threats going on about nuclear war it is probably the most dangerous place to be in.If people have anything on the private sector here they would rather leave because socialists currently in gov.
https://xcancel.com/NitramLevi/status/2060983486933061652#m>Support for Israel is also in the interests of the UK. Today Israel supplies vital intelligence about terrorist plans on UK soil. And if Israel were to fall to the jihadis, western Europe is next.
>>536160151There's something to be said for being an obscure minority you get away with a lot, bit like how the Patel mafia took over America's motels when all Yanks knew about jeets was Hare Krishnas and Apu
>>536160202shut the fuck up you sissy faggot
>>536160127>>536159682>>536159434Think you're one of the best posters here, very comfy posting. >>536160202The issue with looks maxxing, it only goes skin deep.
>>536160210I remember who was in charge of the operation that got him shot too
>>536160278>overplayed song about it coming home>it in fact never comes home
>>536160278Didn't he and/or Baddiel say that the song should be retired after the wimmin's team won?
>>536160304>western Europe is next.Yes we know
>>536160347Based foid, can't trick the dick
>>536160329A lot of Latinos have cleaning businesses in London
>>536160113clearly the lad is going to grow up to be a fucking wankeryou can see it in his facehe's gonna be one of those cunts
>>536160115>I was working as a part-time barman when I received a text from an unknown number in 2014. It was from a girl who worked in the same pub, who I'd only talked to briefly when she took over from my shift. The text said that she had asked the bar manager for my number and wondered if I wanted to go out sometime,This happened to me 5 hours ago and I purposefully watched the call go on until she realised I wasn't speaking to her. Big difference between me and you, fella, I don't even want to speak to women.
>>536160012you should start baking again
>>536160202looksmaxxing is very feminine.faggotry tbqh
>>536160423Latino cleaning sounds like a shitty hitman group
>>536159995did you know all the sword our cavalry use/d have a "star of david on the blade near the hilt, something to do with>damascus steelor so they say but, fucking hell your weapon has their fucking symbol on it
>>536160278is it a reference to football being invented here? If so that's bigoted and that pair of turbokikes can get the fuck cancelled and stop taking royalty cheques from it.
Floppo still melting down?
>>536158887there are only spineless cowards left in the departments. they have spent the last 15 years hollowing them out from the inside.
>>536160202It's just the male equivalent of women getting bogged.
>>536160468I think the symbol predates pissrael mate
>>536160202There's always been vain insecure people, if you're an ugly bastard find something to make you happy, learn a skill, beauty isn't skin deep. That Clavicular guy has gone to all these lengths to looksmaxx yet he looks like a Lesbian and sold his arse to Peter Thiel, doesn't sound very low cortisol to me.
>>536160113>fuck of nazis
>>536160504who?
>>536160127had a fire within a hundred yards of my house last year out on the common, embers were landing in my garden and it was dry as a bone, big drama round here>>536160151>ot sure why they would come here instead of Americabecause if they have any Portuguese they get an Eu passport and that allows them here or did
>>536160265Pisses me off cos tards say " its fine cos theyre only risking their own safety" like that wouldnt apply to every fucking biker if they chose not to wear a helmet.And remember the kirpan was only legalised in 1988, and the cunts were fine before thst. Cheers maggie.
So sick of all the foreigns and the natives that enable them. Never living in a city and avoiding those places like the plague now.
>no you see they have to carry a knife, it's part of their religion, just like a crucifix >yes but it's a fundamental part of their religion>you don't get it, it's part of their religion>no they have to wear it, it's part of their religion
>>536158350As an American my beliefs require me to carry an AR-15. Is that okay in bonganstand?
lads...
>>536159518>vote for starmers clone
>>536160304>Today Israel supplies vital intelligence about terrorist plans on UK soiland that's not allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8jOlWbM8TM
>>536160304>if Israel were to fall to the jihadisISIS have never attacked Israel, weird huh
>>536160468Its an armourers mark, nowt to do with jews. The "p" means the blade has been proved.
>>536159689>>536159518I know he's the bookies favourite, but I don't feel it right now.
>>536160688Sick of everyone from that continent
>>536160534yeah Babylon, the star of remphan as jesus called it and the rothschildes used it back in frankfurt
>>536160438Nonce spam half the time it's not worth it.
>>536160633Now imagine fire on a dry pasture that is over 7 ft tall because it is isolated with no cattle grazing at the moment.I have a water tank adapted with a pump connected to the tractor as "last resort", but that is 3 thousand liters of water, depending on the size of the fire I might as well be trying to piss the fire away, it would be the same effect as the pump.My region goes full blown savannah in Africa style of dryness, it is called "Cerrado" here in Portuguese.
>>536160813I am somewhat fond of the Mongolians
>>536160517the male equivalent of getting bogged was already getting bogged thoughyou do know why it's "bogged" right
>>536160688the real victims are the sikh community who will now face racism
night lads
>no you see, before we can discuss changing legislation we need to consult some Sikhism experts and listen to them
>>536160931*fshht**farts on your pillow>leaves
>>536160859Yes, you've done me.
>>536160304>Support for Israel is also in the interests of the UKWe should be at war you fucking traitor.contemptum proditores
>>536160801half of eligible voters didn't bother to vote in makerfield in the last election, if restore britian can get them to come out and vote they will win
>>536160332>shut the fuck up you sissy faggotHave you thought about how I feel in all of this?0
I found a room on Spareroom and went there for a viewing. The landlord was Asian and looked younger than me. Smiled a lot. He was wearing a big baseball cap that had some word in large white stitching across the front. I decided to take it. The area was mostly minority, a lot of blacks and Muslims, and some Latin Americans and Slavs too. During my first few weeks there I was walking home from work and passed a police van pulled up with the officers holding a young black guy against the side of it as he was complaining about something or protesting his innocence. The neighbour immediately below me was probably mentally unwell. When I walked down the stairwell in the morning I saw dead pigeons caught in the netting covering his narrow balcony area, and he could often be heard slamming something metallic at unsociable hours. I confronted him once and he said something about his having lived there longer than me. It was a council flat he'd lived in for years, which I had the privilege of paying a third of my salary to share with him. Across the street was a black guy in probably his 50s, portly with thick dreadlocks. He often sat on a large speaker which was on his ground floor balcony area and played music really loudly, sometimes at like 1am on a Monday morning, while getting drunk. I went out late at night one time and asked him to turn it down and he just looked at me as if he didn't care what I had to say. I got angry by that and shouted that this was a civilised country, and for him to turn his fucking music down. He got up and seemed to want to fight, but his son came out and told him to go inside. It takes a lot to make me confrontational, and truth be told I spent that night unable to sleep feeling guilty that I had hurt his feelings as pathetic as that sounds. One day I saw a young ginger white boy walking out of his flat with a big black rubbish bag to put in the communal bin, and I felt bad that he had to grow up in a place like that.
>>536159975I can't plant the fruit trees now, it doesn't rain and the sun is too hot, unless I plant them in the shade of something else and water it every day until rain starts again in November.Each of the bottles and bags is one fruit tree, just have to keep it alive before it starts raining again, this is the extent of "gardening" right now, keeping things alive because there is no rain for the next 4 to 5 months.
https://xcancel.com/ConnorNoro/status/2060602912162644257#m>African moves to the UK, complains that the park is not full of Africans:>"Are we the only blacks here?" She asks as she proceeds to show paradise on Earthoooooooooooo
>>536160931Good night, I always forget how late it is there, when the sun is barely going down over here it is already midnight over there.
>>536161174
>>536161115Its gay as fuck, Did you consider that?I mean, Fair enough but it does look pretty gay
>>536161096Never gonna happen. Mainstream parties have tried to tap into that segment for decades with 1000x the budget. Thousands of teenage girls raped weren't enough to get people to do anything.
>>536158350Did you know thatyou can't say Arsenal without saying arse?
Mohammad's chosen people, Yemenis, are all addicted to Khat. Khat is a natural amphetamine. 90% of men in Yemen chew it, and 25% of females. Doesn't sound very halal to me. In a works based religion, are they not all going to hell for not being perfect?
>>536160774>we've heard of coincidences we've just never seen one
>>536161227Saw two of them growing here and plowed them out with a hoe.If I want to relax I will plant a passionfruit instead, make some tea and drink the juice.
>>536161096>if restore britian can get them to come out and vote they will winMortified that you (may) actually believe this.Put money on it, you won't. I would if I thought there was a clear favourite, but for being so close, I can't get a read on the situation at all. I called Levenshulme for the Greens the second the by-election was called.Here I have no clue
>>536161359Why do we care what the people of Yemen chew
>>536161227
>>536159151Fuck we should have lined the east coast with spiders
>>536160842scary mate , prayers are with you fren
>>536161299Thats hilarious, Thanks mate
>>536161439or kept all the snakes
>>536161256I ain't into looksmaxxing. Too much effort. You either have to choose to be racist or looksmaxx.
Might get tied to a rocket and be fired at Tel Aviv
>>536161538Free ticket to a Kibbutz?
>>536161486That just slipped out of a massive trans woman.
>>536160265you seen the vid of that old sikh guy wanking in the underpass? And when he gets booted the turbine comes flying off.They should have to use chinstraps in line with safety standards,probably set by EU bureaucracy back in the day ironically enough
>>536161589ginger cunt
>>536161589Does this guy not know we've been hearing that one for decades
>>536161617>Free
Why haven't we consulted with the Sikh community elders
>>536161359do you know why hashish is called hashish?
>>536161589I fucking hate midwits. There's no depth to their thoughts. Yeah, sooooo smart mate. Why has no racist ever considered that?
>>536161519>Too much effort.Same, Can't be fucked with it. I 'll be presentable but im not gaying up like the poofs do. There is a line
>>536161638Went to a boardgames con today. Never seen so many trannies in my life, none of them fit like porn
>>536161589>ageing populations are storing up huge social problemsAre they? People keep saying this but this doesn't seem to be true>but our prosperity still rests on the hard work of migrantsStill??
>>536158350>The jewelry >The clothes>The motorhome >The Jaguar >All just showed up one day, paid for in cash >How was I supposed to know what he makes and whether that was a realistic purchase for his salary >Yes I'm technically his employer and sign off on all his expenses sheets, what does that have to do with anything?
>>536161676>put your blades back in the mosque lads
>>536161589Ears beneath eye level. Jewish DNA.
>>536161589I don't understand these pozzed Bourgeois types, they do the whole song and dance of >We love r Working Classes>Anywhere but Westminster innitThen come out and ask to rape the working classes as hard as humanly possible. The Pro-Capital, outwardly Bourgeois Left ought to be purged accordingly. They are more loyal to the lowest possible price of goods than libertarians
>>536160303South America is definitely one of the safer places to be when the nukes fall, at least in the opening move. I would not be so sure about surviving the subsequent anarchy from supply shortages.
>>536161265Before there was no one else to vote for, both labour and tories covered up the rape gangs>>536161381>mortifiedwut lol. i'm talking statistically, what i believe or don't believe is irelevent.If restore can make even half of those who didn't vote last time they would still win, it''s idiotic to dismiss that possibly completly
>>536159995>rapierHmm, yes, very nice. But for me, it's the billhook.
Sikhs were part of the grooming gangs too
>>536161589(((Harris))) talk about missing the point entirely, fuck "prosperity" and fuck niggers
>>536161509I know a few snakes they never left
>>536161783South America is like Narnia to the northern hemisphere.We have no idea what actually goes on there.
>>536161691No, is it like Kush being from the Hindu Kush or something?>>536161723Hahaha, no autistic male hobby is safe from this problem today. What the fuck are you doing at a boardgame con though? You just see new boardgames or something?
>>536161363Its called the star of damascus, wilkinson added it to his blades to show they were just as good as the legendary damascus swords.
>>536161786I just can't help but shake the notion that they will do Advance UK numbers. That's a bit dishonest, I can see them getting around the estimated 7% of the vote, but that then is the issue with the third party vote and will be blamed by Reform for losing them the seat. Ironically, Makerfield just feels like such a race to the bottom at this point, it really is a who do you hate the least style race.
>>536158716Should have taken him to poundland right there behind the art supplies.
>>536159536Wow. You should write anecdotes for a living, that was a hell of a read.
>>536161928>anti racism national dress of wales
>>536161843>Sikhs were part of the grooming gangs tooNah, Sikhs are bro tier
>>536160833jews just co-opted it because they are autistic numberwangs
>>536161971maybe, we will have to wait and see, could go either way.if they vote labour after everything then they deserve burnham whos no different from starmer
govt banned a left e-nigger this time
>Harris lives in Frome, Somerset.
>>536161919the word "assassin" has the same derivation, you'll have to look it up but some muslamic sect who were feared assassins used to do hashish and be deadly killers
Do we believe that a meteorite travelling at 75,000mph nearly hit Boston?
>>536162103I hate both of those people but unfortunately I agree with themit's pretty clear at this point that labour have lost the fucking plotcan we just fucking execute them like the french did or something?this has gone too far
>>536162103we can ban everyone except rapist immigrants, makes me think
>>536162103>soon we will all become israelWe've been Israel for decades.
>>536162137>Do we believe that a meteorite travelling at 75,000mph nearly hit Boston?No, fear mongering tactic, but it would be a good idea if it did.
genuinely believe we should all just start collectively excluding and actively bullying labour MPs and voters out of our society entirely>support labour?>hope you didn't like shopping, pubs, clubs and public events lmfao>kill yourselvesyou know?
>>536162137praying for one to hit london square on
half of xitter is africans, indians, pakistanis and SEAs scamming
>>536162247half is being generous
>>536160202feminine coded post
>>536162103Thats fucking ridiculous
>>536162247>elon musk>a nigger from africachecks out
>>536162236>genuinely believe we should all just start collectively excluding and actively bullying labour MPs and voters out of our society entirelyThey tried that with Hitler, and that clearly didn't work.
https://xcancel.com/BasilTheGreat/status/2061161880094175479#m
>>536161813>>rape her ?I hardly touched her
>>536162137it happensusually it happens in russia/siberia actually because of their position taking up the top of the worldbut it's genuinely not uncommon
>>536162103>This is oppression of Western citizens>the west is betraying "liberal values"Didn't think these two identified as proud Westerners desu
>>536162137nah I reckon it was more like 74,000mph
>>536162354i miss when nigerians and jeets were rate-limited by landlines
>>536158350Hello father island!
>>536161359Is drinking coffee a sin?
I should have been better to her, but I was embarrassed because I kept going soft when I tried putting a condom on. It was my first time and I easily got erect when I was in bed with her, I just panicked when it came to putting on a condom. I remember one night at her place she turned the lights out and came back to bed. I don't know why she kept turning the light out when we got in bed together, though I wouldn't be surprised if she was self-conscious or had low self-esteem behind her rather tough and extroverted exterior. You never really know. I was hard and she felt it through my loose cotton boxers, but again I struggled to put on a condom and she said it was alright and I laid on my back and she kissed my neck and licked inside my ear and gently kissed my torso but I was just sweating and having a sort of stress-inducted out-of-body experience. I wish I had been mature enough to explain the situation honestly, or defuse the awkwardness. Soon after that we drifted apart, but it was mostly caused by my anxiety and humiliation. I was certain she wouldn't want to see me again. A couple of weeks later she text me and I had deleted her number, and when I asked if this was (her initials) she was angry that I had deleted her. Obviously she thought I was ghosting her or something, but really I was just ashamed. It was selfish and uncaring of me, and she didn't deserve that. She even got back in touch a few months later over text, but I had moved an hour away by then and it went dead after a couple of texts. I don't know how much I meant to her, or what she was hoping for with me, but I hope her life improved after I left it. I looked her up recently after about a decade of not really thinking about her. She had a really nice smile.
>>536162103BASED Starmer banning slop producers>>536162102As I said, I'm close to Makerfield (relatively) but never visited, with Leverhulme, you look at the place and you just know where it'll go. Novara Media even tried to hide just how Paki filled that place is, it's mental. But as I said, it's hard to tell who will really win the contest. Race to the bottom, who can survive being slandered more?
Alright ladsGot a bit mad earlier on with the cashier cunt in Poundland then went and scared the shit out some cunt in a doorway >t spider
>>536162664being 17 sucks bro I get it
>>536162713>he's a teenager>he's writing full paragraphsnever gonna make it
>>536161359The muzzie next door to me says only alcohol is forbidden Which probably explains all the fucking gas cannisters I keep seeing
Took a cod liver oil gel pill with dinner earlier because apparently fly its good for joints but I've just sharted the bed and it stinks of fish.
Do any of you cunts ever visit our cesspool of a nation? If you do, what are you hoping to see or find?
Love a Kirpan me.
>>536162767Bogdanmaxxing
>>536162767Why did you stick it up yer arse?
>>536162748doesnt AI write most of the shit the kids refuse to learn now? You got a bigger idea feel free to tell me you poof
>>536162813Didnt slurp it off the bed
It's a crying shame that the police decided to stop >Southend ShankfestSounds like it would've been a fantastic motive, just like Carnival. Anything to put the black man down, (shaking my head).https://xcancel.com/jomickane/status/2060361445188014562#m
>>536162796Yeah I went once and all the food gave me liquid oily diarrhea. Wtf is that about
>>536162831Mouth was full.
>>536162848I'm just saying nobody in that age bracket is reading that shitthe lad is basically doomed
>>536162796I'll be there in a few weeks for your birthday. Save me a slice of cake.
>>536162865Missed out on gainz
Business idea: Kirpa'an
fuck her
I do think if I had access to an LLM in College specifically I could have done pretty well. Somehow got in despite not knowing how to write an essay, or even do research.Though, I do actually prefer that I got jacked in my second year and didn't bother with my classes at all.
>>536162800My, what a peaceful religion.
>>536163006well why did she fucking do it thenbit late for a pity party innit
>>536162868>https://xcancel.com/jomickane/status/2060361445188014562#mit's a bank holiday tradition at this point
>>536162868They should make a horror film based on Shankfest. Battle Royale meets The Purge meets Quadrophenia meets Cannibal Holocaust.
>>536162967*dysentery
>>536162354tbf all he does is cash welfare cheques from the government while being an absent father for an unknown number of kids
>>536163006I mean ok it was a bit shitty but not that fucking bad, she didn't rape any kids or stab anyone, more or less harmless prank on a poor unsuspecting kitty
>>536162800Gayer than sucking cocks
>>536163176> harmless pranknot if it got squished in a bin lorry
>>536163080That video is terrible>um, actually they're all sikhsOh then the video is fine
>>536162754Problem with Muslims is that they aren't expected to read their own fucking book. Only scholars are meant to do that. This is why they go to Islamic schools where they don't read the book, they memorise it via a song. Mohammad never wrote the Quran, neither did anyone who knew him, it was an aural tradition where Mohammad would say something and his followers would remember. If they couldn't remember, they'd write on rocks and leaves. Eventually a couple hundred years (I think) after Mohammad had died, a Caliph realised just how corrupted the Quran had become, so he personally set out to make it into a book. He went around to all the sites Mohammad went to to look at the rocks. This is why they have scholars, and why they continue to memorise it to a song today. The religion could've been even more batshit insane than you would know today, as I'd imagine he'd have to clear up the many contraditions within the Quran. He seemed to leave in the Mohammad gay sex parts and eating cum, so maybe some parts slipped through.Anything that inebriates you is haram, but a guy who has been a Muslim his whole life doesn't know that? I'm an outsider with minimum knowledge and even I know that.
>muh highstreet is dying
>>536163524Buy a flight at that point
>>536163524actually what the fuck
>>536163524taxi surely? rent a car? rent a limo
>>536163524costs me £15 to fly from edinburgh to bournemouth btw
More Mandelson files coming out tomorrow.
>>536158350I always thought there was something fishy about Sturgeon
>>536163918I paid about 20 euros to travel halfway across spain
>>536158350Its too late
>>536164254What's the point of an English mayor? What do they actually do?
Sikh gf hid a kirpan in her pussy ended up severely cutting my willie when I tried to fuck her
>>536158350The uk is a gay multicultural shithole
>>536164447glass houses
>>536164336Sikhs your hyperfixation of the week?
>deploy facial recognition cameras>switch it off because its detection is racist>AI age-determination proposal>can't use it to age 30yo Eritreans posing as schoolboys because it's racist
>>536165419
>>536163918One way?
>>536159509"Equal, just different" the pilsner
>>536165419They do this all the time. If pattern recognition of any sort starts to identify BAMEs as a problem, it must be assumed that the technique is wrong.
>>536165451That picture gives me Croydon flashbacks. It's not pretty.
>>536165753
https://www.youtube.com/v/ZjHVR3sylKc
>>536165873>vastly overstates the propensitykek. wonder how they gymnastics their way to that
>>536165873>vastly overstatesIf it is what it is, it's not overstated. It's just the evidence.I'm so tired, lads. Tired of it all.
>>536166058>more black and brown people get arrested because of systemic racism>just because they’re arrested doesn’t mean they’re guilty, they’re innocent until proven guilty. They dindu nuffin, theys good boys
Closest I could get to her, lads.I got greedy and tried to get a better one and it scared her away.
>>536158716You should write a book or something. Musings on the banal.
>>536166416wew
>>536166113EU calls them hate facts
>>536158629You seem to have forgetten about "thanks for sharing"
>>536166416Can you sneak up and fuck them?
>>536166416Weird cat.
First brit/pol/ post of the month Sikhs died for our sins in ww2 so they should be allowed to have special laws
>>536166331We should defund or shut down the police in black areas I reckon. Would stop racism AND give black folx more freedom for events like this! >>536162868>>536166416Mate, what the actual fuck is that?
>>536166568Don't think so, it is a 400 kg animal.>>536166668Lowland tapir.
>>536166668Non plastic sex arse, with legs
Do you really think it was a mistake?
Kek. Wonder if he's also the clews news poster.
>>536166813you not being in the filter? yes
>>536159103
The fun thing about Fight Club is that the narrator finds his spirit animal and then later in the movie he finds it again and Marla appears, later in the movie when Marla threatens to kill herself 'Tyler' goes to save her and Marla refers to herself as 'infectious human waste'. Tyler says that you can blow up anything if you have enough soap but Tylers soap is made from 'infectious human waste'
>>536167110Don't think there's a single nigger in that movie. Better times..
been scizo for 7 years. when it first happened i offered my ass to several demons as a hail mary. (a female demon also said to me "I love a loopy boy" and sucked my dick.) i remember in sleep paralysis it floated through my bed and made me also levitate gripping me with his clawed hands, it made me give him a spirit blowjob, but when he wanted to use my ass I was going "no no no please no no no" and it was going "yessss yessss yesss" but eventually let me go because I was resisting so much.I was stupidly practicing crowlian magic in my bedroom and met something that was pure evil which probably gave them the right to rape me because crowley described himself as the great beast 666.before this happened i also had a dream I floated through my floor and wrote 666 on the wall in blood before a pure white angel spun my head 360 degrees and told me off basically.I tried telling my psychologist and he just said "well you're raised as a christian so you believe in demons".Honestly I never thought it would be like this and legit got raped by a demon. anyway I get 1.4grand a month for being scizo which is a positive I suppose.
>>536158863fucking baboon ass nigger.
Fidget spinners lasted longer than angry flag waving outside migrant hotels.
>>536168096I fucked a 37 year old escort and she was patient but i was disappointed that I had to use a condom and only got to cum once. afterwards i saw a shooting star and felt empty like losing my virginity was a bad thing and wandered along the Lancaster canal for 3 hours watching the stars and feeling empty.
>>536168302How old were you?
>>53616842218, I was mental back then. It took a lot of guts to see the escort.
>>536161589My solution is making beating single women legal, any man in the street can beat a woman that is single at any given time. That'll make her find someone fast.
>>536168489my friends were paying a couple of quid for a bj round the back of the only club in our market town when we were 16.
I've never had a job, live with my mum and have never been single for more than 3 months since being 17 (I'm 26 now). Women are so fucking retarded for allowing me access to their pussies
>>536168489It is completely insane, even to date a promiscuous women, all of the sodomites in The Bible cut both ways, all it takes is for them to have intercourse with one sodomite and that is pretty much the equivalent of them having been to 200 to 500 people which are the estimatives from statistics regarding homosexual partners.The only way you can make sure is to keep it within a monogamous married relationship, and even so, there are also cases where out of a blood transfusion from one of these freaks and you are done.
>>536168731feminists be like "u fucking pig that woman is pimped and abused"i payed £100 for a 15 min fuck and she was happy as larry and was a solo escort.if anything she scammed me because my 18 yo boner lasted 2 mins in her pussy and that was it. she wanted to have a talk after because i paid for so long but i wus full of shame and disappointed so bid her farewell...honestly a £100 bag of strong weed is better, you can toss yourself senseless for 5days to hentai and the bright colours maaaan
>>536168489Mad, love those depressing walks at night
All men should be beaten down heavily so they can grow back stronger
>>536165419>prof sam baronThats an old testament first name and quite a suspect last name
>>536168805Being with women is not hard, hard is being married, loyal and resisting temptation, so much pain and suffering come out of relationships out of wedlock: bastard children, STDs, sinning in general which just weighs on your soul.
>>536162103Mad how they can only stop pakis if they're critical of jews
>>536169115I disagree, abuse is how they mk ultra people.when i was a kid i was strong as fuck but suffered child abuse and lost my father. like the moonchild book by aleister crowley i got a genie who gave me strange dreams and visions which eventually made me crazy.wolfes law only works physically like doing a martial art where you show mutual respect to your opponent. abuse only makes you more deranged and potentially suicidal which allows demonic possession.https://youtu.be/PMAB3r6EjcM?si=hvd2xnFC4uxCtvxe
>>536169115If that were true, britpol would be full of double hard bastards.
>>536162103When the UK does these bans they always pick someone from the "other side" to make it seem like the government being equitable, and it is usually a relatively moderate person in comparison to the one which they just banned.
