CASES>574-1046DEATHS>17-247There were reports on the ground from doctors claiming hundreds of deaths.NEWS>CASES AND DEATHS https://x.com/BNOFeed/status/2060892169645298024>Ebola spread in DR Congo 'deeply alarming', MSF warnshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c99ldxykz4zo>WHO chief urges safe burials in visit to heart of Ebola outbreakhttps://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/05/31/world/science-health/who-chief-ebola-outbreak/>WHO chief: Reconsider travel bans as DR Congo battles Ebola outbreakhttps://www.chinadailyasia.com/hk/article/634182News is also very luckluster today, but there is always shrine making>STEPS FOR SHRINE MAKING1. Gather your supplies, pictures of ebola-chan, of the ebola virus, candles, skulls etc2.If you wish you can do a blood sacrifice (real or fake).>What ebola chan isn't1.Ebola-chan is not satanic or evilGOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
this probably wasnt the best sorry fellas
>>536161259Thanks for baking!
I can't wait to bleed out through every pore
>>536161347That's ok! Thank you, anon!
Fuck me, need to start naming my GIFsAnyway, thanks Anon
>>536161259another thing i forgot was the fucking header too fuuuck
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>>536161821Stupid meme flaggot nigger kike
>>536161875This is a cozy thread, please leave>Not cozy
>>536161841fraknly i still think ebola is small time shit but too many people lost interest in the andes virus so im here now i guess
>>536161259Recent stuff> More health zones in Ituri have been affected> More cases in the less-affected North Kivu province including 2 people who have fled (ebola patients fleeing has been a repeat problem)> North Kivu province claims their own provincial numbers of 116 suspected cases in one day and 93 suspected deaths in one day (May 29)> There are 2 suspected cases in Brazil both being monitored. Both have tested positive for other things (meningitis and malaria) but have yet to test negative for ebola.> There is 1 suspected case in Sardinia, Italy being monitored, test results pendingAlso, the case and death counts are per the DRC's health ministry. Worth clarifyingMight be forgetting something else idk
The ebola chan alters got a little weird last thread. We are all just memeing, right?
>>536162453Define weird
>>536162581honestly i feel like if this gets any worse some how theres a cult that will spawn from this whole thinglike an actual cult with no irony
>>536161259GLORIA LAS PLAGAS
when will more indians die
>>536161259Ebola is our friend
>>536162764It can't be any worse than what jews do. Are they afraid of a cult being used against them?
>>536162764I would love that, unironically. So long as they repost my memes, I am happy!
>>536162945>Cult of the rare Ebola-chan, Hanta-chan, and Vaxx-chanMaybe also AntiVaxx-chan and Moderna-chan, too!
Any word on india? with the heat and the lack of clean water any dissease is going there to grind poojets for free.
>>536162989Soon, Anon
>>536162989It seems like they went radio silent. They know the world wants their suffering.
What happened to the Grok guy from the last thread? Talked about joining the "meme war", yet he isn't here!Wonder if he got frustrated with how terrible Grok image generation is and gave up, lol
>>536162989so whats up with that anyways? ive been less interested in ebola so far but thats uh, interesting
Why do they still show Smokey bear fire safety ads when it’s been straight up arsonists causing wildfires lately? I can’t even remember the last time a clumsy camper caused a wildfire. This has bearing in Ebola, I think
>>536163135It's the stupidity of the ebola situation that's got my interest lol.
Suspected case of Ebola in Cagliari, Italy (in Sardinia). They closed off the main shopping street. If it really was ebola-chan out there we're megafucked, the city is currently full of tourists from all over the world* and that street has never been busier. The alleged spreader came from Congo a couple of days ago. Why we are letting people from fucking Congo come here I don't know, in general but especially now. *get ready for more cruise kino btw
>>536162248Two people in Brazil in isolation due to possible Ebola Chan infections: https://yle.fi/a/74-20229037?origin=rss
>>536165078We need some kind of solution
>>536165078Is this the beginning of the end?
Dumping!1/3
>>5361653172/3
>>5361653443/3All done!
>>536165380give this to gemini and see if it will generate other poses
>>536165675I tried with ChatGPT, didn't work :(We really need to find a good NSFW image generator...Someone was shilling one in the last last thread but I discounted it, didn't bother to save it.Give me a moment, let me try Grok.
>>536165988I'm like 90% sure that Grok can produce some half-decent NSFW images but I don't want to get ban-hammered for posting p*rn so this is all that I am willing to post.
>>536166145way better than I was expecting from grok
>>536165675This has the same vibe as jerking it to the Sear's catalogAnon, porn is free!
>>536161259I'm just not gonna eat the diarrhea of an infected person. To be extra safe I'm not gonna eat the diarrhea of any persons until this whole thing blows over.
>>536166329Ebola-chan disliked that
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>>536166481is that jacksepticeye?
>>536166396Sorry ebola-chan I'm just not gonna eat diarrhea for a while I'm just not gonna
>>536166193yes but I can't jack off to my investment portfolio without making AI porn of it
>>536166329Pride month starts tomorrow. Lots of shit eating.
I don't feed these threads. They have no credibility. The Hantavirus was a legitimate threat until it subsided and they managed it. This is nothing.
>>536166724Sounds like a fag problem
>>536166727i wish i could say hanta was nothing but currently there are 3 super spreader events and over 600 people in 32 other countries. that and theres potentially an outbreak in argentina as a whole
>>536166727We're just watching Ebola while we wait for the World Cup super spreader event.
>>536161259Just bring it to India and Pakistan.
>>536166727>People still think nothing is happening if “journalists” don’t mention it
>>5361670131-ISRAEL2-INDIA3-IRAN3-UKRAINE/RUSSIA4-AFRIKKKA (oh wait, imso stupid)5-MEHICO6-NORTH KOREA-CHINASThank you EBOLACHAN
10x more people die every year from lighting strikes (4000) than Ebola (350).
>>536165078>Suspected case of Ebola in Cagliari, Italy (in Sardinia)based Italy spreading for the niggers any bets on how long India keeps it under wraps before they can't any further?
i'm gooning for ebolachan rnwho's with me?
>>536170108>these are the people ive been thrown into this bullshit virus shit fuck my life i want to blow my head off
>>536161259Isn't it amazing that 20 yrs ago, multiple people in the US got Ebola fror Jogger Land and they all recovered and were all given a "special vaccine". Or about how multiple people in close contact with the effected where put under "quarantine" in their house, and yet they completely avoided it and went to restaurants and nothing happened. 2026 Ebola is the right hand of a magic trick, do you know what's going on in the left hand?
>>536161950You lost tranny
>>536171821Hantavirus? Fuel crisis lockdowns? Palantir surveillance state?
>>536172179>Hantavirus? Fuel crisis lockdowns? Palantir surveillance state?All small potatoes. All is being juggled in the right hand.
