>>536148717Discuss.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2027g423glo
Petro's ally should win, so that both Venezuela and Colombia join mercosurr
Wish the Emperor was real so I could have voted for him, I hate this brown shithole
kill every commie
hug every commie
Will the kike menace ever be satisfied?
>>536166440I agree completely, Latin America delving into creating a civilizational state might mitigate and even solve a lot of problems born out of the idea of the stupid separatist republics that at the start didn't even have an identity, some still don't really have one like Ecuador where our identity as a people is extremely not special or unique. Lots of Latin America is divided artificially by the power grabs of the old Castizo families that no longer even exist in their original form.
>>536166456This is an accurate racial map. Purple are all shitskins. Orange Whites and Castizos
Iberoamerica should unite and launch a massive invasion of North America to destroy the United States. It’s the only way to overcome the mediocrity that plagues the region.The world would be eternally grateful
Real talking point is: Will petro finally go full Venezuela to riggi riggitini the second round? This is the point of no return for him
I was already baking a new one but whatever>TLDRFirst round of the elections is over and we have a (not definitive) winner who is due to compete with a literal unwashed commie in the 2nd round in 2 weeks.An "extreme right-wing" dude considered by many as Bukele 2.0 is now the favorite to become president of Colombia after meme-ing himself after taking over tiktok with AI-made tiger shitpost reels.Yes he loves the US, yes he loves Israel. But at least he ain't a commie?What twists and turns will await Colombia in the next 4 years under literal meme-turned-president?
>>536166872No, the left will win easily, there is no need for that
>>536166456VGH...LA COLOMBIA GRANDE
>>536166884>videoLatin American really is Mediocrity: The region, isn’t it?
>>536166456remindercommie votes in bogota are just niggers from towns that migrated to bogotacommie = brown
Trus no one, only trust yourself anon.
>>536166884Ok that meme just convinced me Colombia will deteriorate massively under him just like how Ecuador went boom under Noboa (our own meme president). Rip our northern brothers.
>>536166968Abelardo will align himself with the US a country that literally worships niggers
>>536166872Well he better have the total approval of the army to do that otherwise his ass is toast
>>536166936It's beautiful T_T
>>536166924Cepeda not only was supposed to win but less than a month ago he had polls winning 50% this round. DLE winning first round is a massive upset and he has the clearest path for the second round
>>536166968You can draw a line between north and south and build a wall in Bogotá to divide the normal people from the commies.
>>536167143i've fantasize with that same scenario but within bogota itselfwe need to separate south niggers from the civilized north, covid didn't do the trick, we need stronger measures
oh my, there are some really seething posters in here
>>536166456O shit!! Bogota was totally invaded by illegal nigger venecos with fake ID who vote for banana commie candidates. I don't know if real Rolos still exist anymore.I'm moving to Santander. I hate this shithole venegroide fallen city
>>536167259
>>536166828Your nations were set up by a freemason, Simon Bolivar, specifically to keep you weak and divided and prevent a Catholic power from challenging the judeo-masonic USA.
>>536167275i lik spain santanderrly purdy
>>536167340Not true, retard. Bolivar wanted a united Pan-American state to challenge the USA’s dominance of the American continent.
>>536167275just move to the north and dont go south from the 72nd street, easy, i barely see negros in my neighborhood, only when they come to ask for change and everyone ignores them
Good riddance, noone gives a fuck about these narco beaner monkeys
>>536166949yes
>>536167619But enough about the US
>>536166884This country is a shitshow regardless of who wins but at least there were some lels and lmaos
>>536166884How prone are the electors of 3rd place to vote en el Bukakke colombiANO?
>>536167766There were around 400,000 blank votes. They could easily swing to either side
>Yes he loves the US, yes he loves Israel. But at least he ain't a commie?I'd take Stalinism over Zionism any day. A civilization can survive Communism, but it cannot survive Jews.
>>536167340Wrong in some key points, Bolívar wanted a unitarian state comprising of as many liberated peoples as possible. His problem was he bit a lot more than he could chew and he didn't account for the unironic stupidity of the Criollos and shit. For example peru elites felt a lot closer to their Spanish Crown identity (specifically in lima). Slaves liberated loved him tho, like in Bolivia.Now, was he pro jewish or pro masonic? Idk, I haven't studied the man and his antics outside of the Gran Colombia project.
>>536167503>masons always tell the truth and openly declare their goalsI don't care what he said, his every action was to divide the Spanish colonies.
>>536167200I wonder if Petro at least had sexo with Gloria. Otherwise the retard wasted 4 years doing nothing
What’s coming in case De la Espriella wins this 21 June:Riots, lefties seething because he’ll try to eliminate some State institutions and useless officials, also because he’ll probably is going to reverse Petro’s pension reform (that actually hasn’t been technically passed or approved) and other laws, ‘cause “muh state is not going to have money to function because of tax cuts”. Irony’s going to peak when leftists turn to social media, tv and radio and the streets when some ‘scandal’ with Abelardo be revealed, scandals involving Petro, lefties didn’t bat an eye atY un largo etcetera
redpill me on Colombiai love mexico, its my fav country, would i like it there too?
>>536167835you're an european retard that hasn’t really felt what 3rd world country communism meansit means to watch your mother die in the er of a hospital after 8 hours without no doctor seeing her; it means watching your savings and patrimony evaporate because the currency now costs 0.000000000000001 dollars, it means having to eat cooked rice everyday, etc etcjust shut the fuck up
>>536167503yea well that went fucking spectacularly, didnt it?how about we just both not let chinks in the hemisphere? but thats too big an ask, huh? tiresome red faggotyoure so desperate to end up the next cuba in the neo-coldwar. and for what? to prove your political point? your bolivarian bullshit failed because it relied on some mythical hero figure to tie it all together, and he just never showed up. it was a dream. instead you got coopted by the literal worst ppl on the continent
>>536167895Bolivar was one of the greatest men in history, certainly greater than the stupid Faggot Washington or Lincoln. He was the true embodiment of the American (continent not the shithole country) man.He single-handedly “liberated” an entire continent through the sheer power of will. He was so close to achieving his dream of a United Pan American state, one which could become a super power and rival the USA. But, as you said, the retardation of the local elites doomed him.And now, Latin America really is Mediocrity: the region. But I think there is an opening. The region needs a leader who doesn’t think in “muh left” “muh right” or “must I suck le chink cock or american cock” terms, but instead pursues a historical goal of total unification. Of rightfully seizing the region’s place in the sun as the masters of the Americas
>>536168115anon, do you think healthcare is better in states like america? where they bankrupt themselves or get cucked by their employers ?
>>536168140You are cool anon, wanna play hoi4 together sometime? My username is negro negrito on the Paradox forum on the off chance you ever want to reach out
Happening: Petro is not recognizing resultshttps://nitter.poast.org/petrogustavo/status/2061239161038725434
>>536168140you still sucking Bolivar off you nigger?
>>536168256
>>536168124I’m not a bolivarian. I’m not even from this region (I’m a western expat)Bolivar was a great man with great ideas. His dream of a united American superpower never materialised only because he was ill and therefore didn’t have the ability to root out the local elites. America could’ve been great.
>>536168269Petro is a niggerloving retard but I agree. Trump certainly has something to do with it
>>536168284Oh I’m sorry should I suck off Trump instead? Self-hating retards like you make me sick
>>536168083I think we're gonna have some US capitol attack electric boogaloo: sudaca version with the Petrogolems chimping out. Twitterman is already fanning the flames and calling out fraud.For all his hate for Trump he literally behaves the same way
>>536168140Bolivar was veneco, and like all venecos he was Low IQ and a total larper. He abandoned Miranda like a bitch, was the protitute of the British and went to suck BBC in Haiti.Picrel by other hand is a real deal GigaChad and the only Hispanic who deserves any respect. All the others were only masonic kikes
>>536168115>it means to watch your mother die in the er of a hospital after 8 hours without no doctor seeing herThat happens in Britain, too, because Britain is run for the benefit of its Jewish community.>it means watching your savings and patrimony evaporate because the currency now costs 0.000000000000001 dollarsThat's not any political system, that's just good old mestizo mismanagement. It happened in Argentina without that country being Communist.>it means having to eat cooked rice everyday, etc etcEver heard of a little place called India? Yeah, you're going to find yourself in league with, checking a map of UN votes, America, Israel, India, Guatemala and Paraguay. All great places, I'm sure...
>>536168331>America could’ve been greatstill can retardarrest/kill all the narco scum. keep the chinks out. let ppl make their own moneythats literally itdoneproblem solvedwe win, and yurop becomes an islamic gay bar, or a chinese colony, or whatever tfs going on over there
>>536168331>>536168439>A society run by browns, indios and negros
>>536166936>>536167069This is what we should be brothers
>>536168140>#>Bolivar was one of the greatest men in history,Good luck with that. Let me know when the freemasons liberate you. Remember to stay up to date on your covid boosters.
>>536168508>picrelHe was cool. But he was a Spaniard, not an American in the modern sense>Bolivar was veneco, and like all venecos he was Low IQ and a total larper. He abandoned Miranda like a bitch, was the protitute of the British and went to suck BBC in Haiti.yeah he was a bitch at times. But something I’ve learned, as I get older and from learning about history, is that ruthless pragmatism is the name of the game.You got to do what you got to do. You most be ruthless and uncompromising in pursuit of your goals, yet at the same time be flexible in the means to achieve it.
>>536168440Did Pedro's twitter rant about the forcible repatriation of Colombian illegal immigrants disappear from public memory? I get it was over a year ago, but the tl;dr he posted was complete cringe. Even if it was for a good/just cause, I'd be embarrassed for him.
>>536168540Reminder that narcos wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for the insane demand for drugs in the US.The final redpill is your country, founded on the liberal democratic values of “liberty” is the most degenerate and destructive force on earth. It ruins everything it touches, spreading its decadent ideology of mass consumerism, hedonism, hyper sexuality, etc. etc.America will only be great when the Great Satan is destroyed.
>>536167069I reckon it would be a lot cooler for us to push you all out into the pacific ocean and forever get rid of this disgusting travesty language you guys use
>>536168625Bolivar single handedly liberated an entire subcontinent. What have you done that’s on par with that, you yankee faggot
>>536168516we dont give a shit if it happens anywhere else, we just dont want it herewe’re invaded with veneco monkeys by the millions, no one wants another chavez
>>536168729>The final redpill is your country, founded on the liberal democratic values of “liberty” is the most degenerate and destructive force on earth.That's 100% correct, but I don't understand how you can say that and then at the same time call Simon Bolivar, who promoted the same enlightenment masonic values as one of the greatest men in history.
>>536168738Brazilian Portuguese sucks ass. It fits because it sounds like monkey noises. You should start switching to Spanish but not the horrible Spanish from Argentina or chile.
>>536168729>muh great satanwere not>muh turdworld stronkyoure not>muh freedumbs badcool so youre yet another brown tankie retard that should get strung up from a lamppost. got it. good news, might be coming soon™er than expected. you must be tired anyways. it must be absolutely fucking exhausting having to listen to yourself speak all the time
>>536168936>I don't understand how you can say that and then at the same time call Simon Bolivar, who promoted the same enlightenment masonic values as one of the greatest men in history.Because he is a great man, regardless of his values.He literally “liberated” (conquered) an entire continent, through the sheer force of his will. Sure, he did pay lip service to “liberty” here and there, but in Latin american liberty was very different from the North American definition of liberty.Whereas in the USA, liberty was freedom to, in Latin America is was freedom from. It was the right of states to be sovereign and pursue their own geopolitical goals. It was a synthesis of the enlightenment values of the era and the Ancien Regime. In other words, Bonapartism. As the wars of independence progressed, Bolivar grew skeptical of most enlightenment values, until he finally disavowed them completely towards the end of his life.It’s such a shame such a great figure like him is pretty much unknown in the rest of the world, while George Fagshington, who was a mediocre general at best, is a household name in many parts of the world!
>>536169327Don't you have jew cock to suck and goyball to watch?
>>536169327>ad hominem>strawmanGeorge Fagshington was a terrible general who lost almost every battle he fought in.Bolivar conquered an entire continent.You get brutally mogged by Latin Americans, fucking embarrassing
Lol the colombian anon here was right, Petro wants to go full Maduro.
>>536169443You're not even Dominican you fucking loser, you have no claim to his achievements (not that DR had anything to do with Bolivar)
>>536169103I speak spanish alright memeflag, what do you speak? Don't tell me is some of the shit languages getting cucked by mohammeds
>>536169471someone just go grab the military and coup him already this is getting ridiculoushes such a pussy. i dont even get it. like the guy presumably has some lvl of cartel protection but hes somehow still just a massive gaping vagina about everything. how?
>>536169597So what? Do I have to be French to admire Napoleon?Bolivar was a great man. That is a simple and objective fact.
>>536168729Cocaine should be legalized, who fucking cares if a bunch of anglos die of overdose, their drug addiction has brought ruin to this continent
>>536166884Holy fucking cringe. Whatever happens you deserve it for producing this shit.
>>536169810If you want to destroy the drug trade, you must destroy the US.It may sound harsh, but it’s a simple objective fact. American culture glorifies drug abuse and degeneracy
>>536169443>You get brutally mogged by Latin Americans, fucking embarrassingya know i wouldnt even be salty if that ever happened. i think itd be cool to see what a latam that wasnt a massive fuckhole would look likeunfortunately, it IS a massive fuckhole, so thats the end of that dream
>>536169471A estos hijos de puta va a tocar sacarlos a la fuerza, tengo miedo.
>>536169890Latin America needs its own Hitler: a charismatic, conquering figure who launches a massive invasion of the US and puts you yankees in your place
>>536169874You have no principles. You have no politics. You're just mad at white people.
>>536170030I’m not a retarded yankee like you. I don’t grift or LARP (your country is, at its core, anti ideological remember?)My only doctrine is simple: Action
>>536169471How do you fuck up a screenshot of a fucking tweet ffs?
>>536169960¿Por qué miedo? Colombia es un lugar relativamente eatable con Petro comparado con Ecuador y nuestra derecha pro gringa.
>>536170147lol, I forgot to attach.
>>536166456Who is the ZOGbot candidate?
>>536169332Its cause he never got a chance to rule he was killed and south America has been fucked since
>>536170030> USA > white people
>>536168591shut the fuck up, why would we want even MORE coastniggers?
>>536170113Such conviction he had. How can we possibly live up to him?
>>536166661So do they have a lab where they create all these homonculi?
>>536170265The right winger who lies about being Bukele 2.0
Yea some anons here are right. Zionim is a big issue, but is not an immediate one and there is the possibility de la Espriella mentioned Israel support as some temporal clutch for his first round to not be obliterated. But if Cepeda wins is unironically over due to how Petro defanged our armed forces, a lot and I mean a lot of towns are in direct danger for guerrilla to take over with his permission, like the niggers from the left basically reversed all the effort and results that Uribe made with the country. City slickers just dont have any idea how shitty is it to live under commie control until it hits them
>Colombians had one of the greatest presidents of all time>Their country became great thanks to socialism>...they vote for the right this timeyou dumb FUCKS
>>536170327They are both arabs, unironically probably related.
>>536169810Doesn't matter. In a few years when everyone is taking retatrutide, eloralintide or brenipatide, which is specifically for addiction, everytone will be sober, fucking more, skinny and having more kids. Only freaks will be drinking and doing drugs.
>>536168729Narcos are all CIA and Mossad.
>>536170355Agreed, I hate the kosher right and if this faggot starts kissing walls and sucking circumcised dicks I will 100% turn against him. But right now the fucking commie is the immediate threat.
>>536167069>>536166936Colombians barely tolerate between themselves and they want to add ANOTHER country they hate. yeah we should also restore Yugoslavia while we are at it.
>>536170346Bukele is a ZOGbot with Chinese characteristics.
>>536169471god i hate this fucking nigger commie so much
>>536170431No one wants to be part of Colombia. You guys have been at war for 200 years.
>>536170315Well you certainly can’t. Your country was founded by anti ideological, unambitious and unassuming men.>>536170431>>536170305This divisiveness is a retarded Americanism.You should be loyal to collective above everything else, and not be an individualistic freak
>In his youth, he amused himself by tying firecrackers to cats and watching them explode: “it was terrible, but it entertained me.”
>>536166456ew
>>536170559That is false- the US was founded by the most ambitious and elite men of the time. We have to go through collective struggle once again to hope to fill their shoes.
>>536170431It is unfortunate Colombia hasn't managed to create a strong national identity and has suffered many civil wars in the process. Rapid, uncontrolled immigration is indeed bad. Hating your old departments is not that good of an idea however because there is a future where Colombia can grow big and succesful, recovering "los departamentos rebeldes" like Ecuador and Venezuela. For now, all 3 states should work on healing internally and then Colombia becoming a leader in the region through a political project that aligns Ecuador and Venezuela with itself
>>536170599he's a disgusting nigger, but at least he's not leftist (subhuman)and his vice is actually okay
>>536170747Are you a sociopath?
>>536170728I could unironically see a merger between Colombia and Ecuador in the foreseeable future. Venezuela is very unlikely though. I hope the Galapagos are okay. Otherwise I don't really care that much
>>536170530This is huge because a lot of old Colombians still swear by Uribe, and they were going to vote for the foid even if they dislike her just for him.
>>536170711Wrong. George Washington was famously a reserved, moderate man who even kept many of the old British laws that were already in place.Your government wanted peace and stability, not the heroism and pursuit of glory that was embodied by Napoleon, Bolivar, and other great men of the age.If anything, America is an anomaly. The only country founded by unambitious men and anti ideological men.
>>536170831no, i love my cat more than anything in the worldi'm a pragmatist
>>536170833>merger between Colombia and EcuadorThat would just double the amount of violent retarded niggers.
>>536170893Is it pragmatism when someone murders cats for fun?
>>536170912>>536170833Latin America needs its own HitlerNot in a “kill all Jews” kind of way but a figure who develops national identity through struggle. Even bolivar agreed with this: War creates civilisation
>>536170970You should annex Haiti.
>>536170559
>>536170970>Latin America needs its own Hitler>Not in a “kill all Jews” kind of wayStopped reading.
>>536170599he should try it on narcosmight be fun
>shill spammerI’m not Dominican. I’m a western expat with an interest in Latin american history. So your spam doesn’t offend me.But it’s funny, so keep posting
>>536171093He is a fucking narco.
>>536171093And glowniggas
>>536171076>Costa Rica Stopped reading there
>>536170833The Galápagos are indeed doing fine, we treat those islands like sacred soil. Ecuadorians are not allowed to go there anymore (only 30k people live there and they fought the government to not be resettled to the mainland) and scientists (the real kind, European descent researchers) constantly come to study and help conserve species. The biggest hit was the death of George, the last giant Galápagos turtle, scientists were trying desperately to make his semen (?) work with turtle females of other breeds but it didn't work. When he died Ecuadorians grieved for him more than for actual heads of state. All other Galápagos species are constantly taken care of, again, the islands are treated like the #1 priority of Ecuadorian soil, to the point the mainland suffers a bit in conservation efforts.
>>536171076There are like less than 400,000 Jews in Latin America mostly concentrated in Argentina, Brazil, and Mexico. Meaning they are mostly mutted and have no cultural ties with Israel
>>536170951no, retard, but its is to prefer the psycho who will be out in 4 years than the communist threat that will never leave power voluntarily
>>536171139Yeah, but maybe the Colombians would fuck them up if they were in charge. Ecuador seems the best custodian for them
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>>536171148>have no cultural ties with Israel
>>536171179Who gives a shit. The right is corrupt, so is the left.
>>536171179Petro is in power right now so by that logic he shouldn't leave.
>>536171047this nigger is so stupid can't even come up with a new catchphrase that is not Petro's.
>>536166456Commie guerillas will chimp out no matter who gets elected.
>>536171272well, he's already trying not to leave >>536170189>>536169471
What's he thinking now?
>>536171261That's a low iq take, say there's 2 foods you dislike, but you are starving and those are your only choices. There's always one that is preferable, you just happen to be too lazy or dumb to figure it out because it's an intelectual exercise, as opposed to food, where you can feel which is right, unfortunately it's not, so you won't starve.
>>536171495>fuck, now i need to buy more mao collared shirtsfucking asshole
>>536171495prolly some gay shit about marxist philosophy and/or gay sex
>>536166456How many Germans live in Colombia?
>>536166456The cocaine trade in Colombia and Ecuador are run by Albanians. It's actually pretty impressive. Well, as far as criminals go.
>>536171495Physiognomy check on his dad?
>>536171751No. It’s run by Americans. If your country wasn’t such a hedonistic shithole that glorifies drug abuse and degeneracy, the drug trade wouldn’t exist.
>>536171573>philosophy is…le GAYOH SAY CAN YOU SHARTIN THE LOCAL WALMART
>>536171751Albanians have some market share, but gringos are involved quite a lot through mexican proxies. A lot of the drug reaches Belgium too, europe gets many tons of drugs from us. I think that is the Albanian part of the system you might be most familiar with.
>>536171813We probably make up a large share of your consumer base but the actual trade is run by the Albanian mafia.
>>536170872reserved != unambitiousHe was soft-spoken, yes. Please explain to me how they were fighting for peace and security, because to me it seems obvious that the revolution happened in spite of the peace and security given to them by the British. All of the founders' writings argue that point.
>>536171387He should go full Stalin and purge all the Jews and Jew worshippers out of the country.
>>536170872>Your government wanted peace and stability, not the heroism and pursuit of glory that was embodied by Napoleon, Bolivar, and other great men of the agecooland then we went on to actually DO that, while latam got stuck spinning out in the mudyoure a confused jokeyou talk tall shit about muh revolution, and then you argue in favor of the obviously broken status quo
>>536171495he already gave post election speech, he was extremely butthurt, claiming fraud and insulting Abelardo. It was very cringe.
>>536171937The US government literally created the South American drug tradehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_involvement_in_Contra_cocaine_trafficking>>536172018It’s the other way around. They were fighting for their bourgeois right to get rich off of trade. The British government taxed them because they needed to fund their wars in pursuit of “glory”. You didn’t like that. In other words, America was literally founded on the principle of anti-ambition
>>536172234You guys don't even have a real electoral system though.
Abelardo está robando votos y es un gay de closet.... También se la chupa a satanyahoo
>>536172118> and then we went on to actually DO that, while latam got stuck spinning out in the mudWhich is why your country is so spiritually bankrupt. Even your “evangelical” movements are extremely materialistic.America really is the embodiment of modernity itself. And that’s not a good thing.
>>536172236Yeah I'm sure it's all the ebil White racist CIA's fault and not a bunch of short brown low IQ criminals who sell drugs to make money and bribe governments to live like kings like Pablo Escobar.
>>536172288why not?
>>536172288Our electoral system is one of the few things this country does right, that why Cepeda and Petro hate it.
>>536172410Come on mate, yeah we have a lot of the blame for not genociding the armed groups responsible for it but CIA was indeed responsible for desestabilizing a lot of latam countries, is real official information.
>>536172236Yes, it was their own ambitions that grew too great to tolerate operating as serfs to the monarchy. They were fighting against the ambitions of different men, who were extracting wealth from a country which the founders realized was destined to become a much greater empire than the British could ever dream of creating.
>>536172410> I'm sure it's all the ebil White racist CIA's faultStrawman. I never said anything about “muh white people” or “muh racism” which are retarded American buzzwords. I’m white myself.> bunch of short brown low IQ criminals who sell drugs to make money and bribe governments to live like kings like Pablo Escobar.If you Americans weren’t such hedonistic retards obsessed with drugs, sex, and debauched practices then the drug trade wouldn’t exist. Oh but you are, because of “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” stupidity
>>536172410>thinks the modern CIA is made up of White people
>>536167766The third candidate, Paloma, is right wing and got almost 7% of votes (1.6M), most of those votes are almost certainly going to de la Espriella (Bukkake)The guy on fourth place is center and got 4% (1M), his voters are likely to go either way, so let's just assume a 50/50 splitThat would translate to roughly 12.4M votes for de la Espriella and 10.1M for the Cepeda, so its looking very much like it's in the bag for Bukkake
https://youtu.be/O7VpT2oDkdI?si=Wtn12wHt4qR-lllZ
>>536172630All 51/49 elections are fake and gay.
