imagine youre stranded on a massive uninhabited tropical islandyoure allowed to bring any one historical figure to keep you company and survive with youwho do you choose?
>>536169744Marilyn Monroe
>>536169744Yang Guifei. I need that plump Asian ass.
Joan of arc
Epstein
>>536169744Gina Carano
>>536169744Hey bro, its 9pm and im hungover still. Let me tell you about my wifes asshole however. Going in for round 10 as soon as a take another snort. Cherrio eh.
>>536169744Grace Kelly
>>536169921gayyyyyyyyAlan Turing is the right answer
>>536169744Jesus
>>536169744I choose OP and then I immediately hang myself from the nearest tree. Enjoy the rest of your life alone on a deserted island, faggot
>>536170027shes not historical if shes still alive anon
>>536169744I need to bring Alvin Ailey so i can ram his asshole
>>536169744>Adolf Hitler>Tell him we did it, we got rid of the jews>The cost, however, was most of mankind>We must now find women to repopulate the earth with>Go an epic adventure with him even though I know we will find no women
>>536169744anne frank
>>536170087Let me suck your toes
Lacey Duvalle
Do I get to pick what age they are
>>536169744Jenna Ortega
>>536171283sure
himmler
>>536169744If I get to pick their age I probably pick some semi famous celebrity woman.
>>536170107>Infinite fish, bread and wine>Have God incarnate on hand to personally tutor you on an island free of distractionsYou have chosen... wisely.
not one of you spergs said hitlerjfc
>>536169744Jesus.
>>536169744Queen Isabella I of Castile>Can fuck her>can talk about ancient history>can talk about how kiked kikes are>she will always understand better than you how bad they are>isn't polluted by modern feminist grbage>will get to hang out with and potentially bang a literal hero who banished the jews
>>536171273Help me choose.Yurizan Beltran (Mexican)Pam Grier (Choco tits)
>>536171854>Jesus.Why?because you will be able to walm on water and get back to land?Smart, but Jesus lived a perfect l;ife without SIN, it does not way that he was smart like Enstein, I want the FCUKING formula for WARP DRIVE so I can get the FCUK of off this planet filled with mistakes. (Niggers, Spics Arabs Jews) the BIBLE only applies to this shithole planet, rules are different when you hit interstellar travel so SIN does not count.Jesus does not have the knowledge of Warp Travel, this is what we need to escape, we go to warp 10, occupy every point in the universe, come out of warp at the edge then go beyond spacetime and say "Hi God, watcha doin?"Go back in time and stop Jesus from crucifixion and scwer up the entire timeline :D
>>536169744Probably some hot foid so I can dump my seed in her whenever I'm bored
>>536171454Cool, I pick Donald Trump age 7
>>536172199>Yurizan Beltran (Mexican)She's like 55 now.>Pam Grier (Choco tits)She's well into her 70s.You need to update your faps, slap nuts.
>>536170229Beat me to it. This is the correct answer.
>>536169744Harriet Tubman
>>536172979>nowHe doesn't know
>>536169744Kim Jung Un. I don't like him, but it would be pretty funny to see the confusion
>>536170087You would fuck Alan Turing?
>>536169744I fucking hate indians
>>536173160I'm probably too old for his tastes and who wants hIV?
>>536169744prime Leah Dizon
>>536169744The most beautiful woman of all time....Helen of Troy.....
>>536172979anon, the best faps are vintage faps
>>536169923A man of exceptional taste and culture
>>536169744Maybe a young Emily Dickinson.So can put my white dick in her... ......under the sun? Idk.She was pretty cute.
>>536172979>She's like 55 now.Do we tell him?
>>536169744Orson Welles
Jesus, with Joan of Arc a close second. Would love to have endless talks with them. Not a Christian personally though, so I don't know what that says about me for choosing them.
>>536169744Whoever this is
>>536174097YWNBAW
id choose jesus.i have a bunch of questions for that mother fucker
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