>>536175557>Greenland>Covered in ice>Iceland>Covered in green
>>536175557Hot dogs and pizzas. You hungry big fella?
>>536175557Frost Giants.>>536175597Sneaky vikings
>>536175557datacenter elves
>>536175597Erik the Red was great at marketing. Also, at the time of discovery, greenland was a lot greener.
>>536175597>canada>covered in jeet
>>536175557ice
>>536175557construction of a golden trump statue
Is it the only country on earth not being taken over by Indians
>>536175557alien hive mind virus
>>536175557all the container ships from china to the US east coast. Need to warm up that ice a bit first though
>>536175557.owned and managed by the US of A under Far Right chuds.
>>536175557Basically just massive gay orgies in the presence of narwhals
>>536175742But.. but global warming?!
>>536175557Its interesting that 100-200 miles of south Greenland is glacier ice, while Iceland is not.
>>536176068also west
>>536175557About a thousand tons of uncontained and irradiated sewage left behind by a US military (((research))) site in the late 1960s. Btw jannieland, you might want to clean that up before it seeps into the water table. :3
>>536175557alcohol abuse
>>536175557the experiments
>>536175557More guns, less crime afaik
>>536175557Alcoholism and domestic abuse, mostly.
>>536175557I went before and stayed under a week, the locals pretty much just sit around getting drunk the entire time because there's nothing else to do. Half of the year they live in basically darkness, and the other half the sun is up nearly the entire time. Everything is extremely expensive because they can't even get shipping in most of the year due to the ice.