>2026>I'm forgotten
>>536178423Take money from the CIA and believe their bullshit that you will run the country after the population revolts gets you that honour. >not the first, not the last.
>>536178423I still am confused as to why he decided to not go through with marching to Moscow. It would have been interesting if he went full warlord mode.
>>536178518time is cruel in hindsight
>>536178518I don't think there was any real march. I don't remember seeing any videos recorded by regular people of the supposed column
So why did this retard chicken out? The entire russian army was turning in his favor; he had the opportunity to be the next tsar
>>536178518Because he was a fat retard.
>>536178423HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>536178619They were playing catch with a grenade and the pin fell out in flight, totally normal.
>>536178594He still had a giant convoy driving to Moscow but they were stopped about 300-400 miles away from Moscow. Most of his supporters were all in Ukraine. He ran out of gas too.
>>536178518The plan was contingent on the Ukrainian offensive actually breaking through the Russian lines. He would be the savior of Russia and negotiate an "honorable peace" (capitulation).I don't know why the fuck he hung around after, should have disappeared to Madagascar or somewhere.
His birthday June 1st. Have some respect for St. Prigo.
>>536178423>GERASIMOV, SHAIGU, WHERE IS MY BOYPUSSY?never 4get.
>>536178518I think he DID try to go through with it but the RUAF bombed him and his HQ element in rostov. They used a double for the "rostov exit" scene and then a fake blame crash to get rid of the bodies.
>>536178659>ran out of petrol>no populace support >why would any experienced military operative, let alone a battle hardened general even attempt this?>CIA/MI6 5 eyes intelligence told him they would back him and the population would support to remove Putin, a severe miscalculation. >Thats why he cucked 1/2 way through as he saw the writing on the wall.
Putin saw him as a threat before his stunt, he would have known after that, he'd be killed anyway. So why didnt he just go for it
I mean there are only two possible explanations here:Hes so retarded he trusted putin to not murder him OrHe already knew he was dead and lost and was just waiting to die
>>536178423Russia was so afraid he was going to end the war before drainin europe and the US of every warfund and missile and package that Putin ordered him killedhe was TOO GOOD of a soldier and commander, they knew he would turn on them if they ever explained the real purpose of the war, so they told him "Ukraine Bad" before realising that he was going to focus purely on winning the war, taking names and dropping cards, right to fucking kiev if they didnt do something to stop him, and it almost cost them everythingI would drink beer woth this man, but I would not because I am not worthy to sit in the presence of such raw talent like his.
>>536178817He had the perfect warlord gene. He was too dangerous to be left alive.
>>536178604you dont know?Luka called him, said if he did not stop his tantrum by the time he finished peeling potatoes, he was going to be put on a permanent timeout instead of getting a new life in Bermuda with cocktails and slutty western bikini whores, after they fake his death of course(to save face for the country he was about to commit grand treason against)
>>536178746>NATO/American Intelligence operating in the same area as the Wagner offensive in Ukraine before the coupe attempt.>Ukraine was and still is a USA/NATO proxy in the war.>easiest win would be to remove leader without direct conflict causing nuclear response >only way possible is to turn the contractors not beheld to same rules of war as national army. >big promises in full military support to rebels or dissidents but no follow through like in Iran, Venezuela and Cuba.
>>536178943>instead of getting a new life in BermudaFanfiction at best
>>536178700These guys look like reddit mods
>>536178948As much as he fucked up I still like him for what he did while working for Russia.
>>536178423>he thinks he and Utkin are actually dead>no bodies ever shown
If there's any alternative to the plane crash narrative it would be getting sent to the afrika corps
>>536178996If hitler and the SS can do it, anyone canif the JFK files proved one thing, its that russians knew how to fake a death so well it would fool the entire world(Except the CIA and possibly SIS)
>>536179038He was a badass. That’s what’s the tell though, all the rookie mistakes give away the pasta.
