>40 yo soon>achievements: 0What's the best way to canoeing oneself?
>>536188005>>achievements: 0Goodgoy achievements or actually trying to build something or joining one in the works?
>>536188005can u even be poor if u r swiss
>>536188005What a racist poster this is.
>>536188005>swiss>born in a top 3 society>failshow
nobody cares, enjoy life
>>536188005You're aliveThat's a plus
>>536188126Fuck yeah. >>536188156This is basically an open air prison. Everything is regulated and every other Sunday the population is so stupid they vote against their own interest and you lose more rights.
>>536188172It is just a silly number anyway.
When I turn 40 I'm going to do something cool like go bowling or try meth
>>536188005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij99dud8-0A&list=RDIj99dud8-0A&start_radio=1The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now
>>536188005> swissDon't you have a service rifle you can suck on?
>>536188005If you white , go to far east and find love
>>536188005Taking as many people as possible with you. Preferably in some building with lots of offices and women working in it.
>>536188005Every year the World Economic Forum goes to Switzerland to have their big meeting in Davos. I'm sure you can think of an achievement if you really don't care about surviving.
>typed from my 6M CHF villa overlooking Lake Lucerne while being fellated by a 20yo Ukranian model
>>536188005You should try paragliding. Flying makes you forget about your earthly problems either through beauty of the sky or splattering on the ground.
>>536188421OP is swiss therefore a pussy. Best he can do is whine
>>536188418>>536188421Too lazy for that.>>536188463I did that but I had to stop because of financial issues and my mother got very sick
>>536188005>>achievements: 0Why do you even care that you're a loser?
>>536188005Buy a canoe, tent, fishing rod and pack. Simple as.
The real question is WHY you dont have any achievements. Find something, immediately.
>>536188005Not everyone can be Alexander the Great. Just enjoy your life man.
Bad monkey doesn't perform any tricks >:(
>>536188563Doesn't your country have tons of gibs? You can basically raise kids while on the dole.Go make white babies, anon. It's actually very rewarding.
>>536189264I am very very ugly, that would be a crime against humanity.
>>536188005Hitler 2 is open for application. Start meeting your neighbors
>>536188005You should go to Romania and fistfight bears, like this one commercial.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYn1chaCqp8
Many such cases.The millennial "failure to launch" will be studied for a long time.
>>536188005We will all die soon. Whether through some kike induced war or some virus from Bill Gates' lab, we'll die. Trust me nobody walking through the cemetery will know who was a massive success and who wasn't. Enjoy your time here, don't linger on the negatives. Acknowledge them and move on.
>>536188005repent, find Jesus
>>536188005Just wait about 5 more years and you won't care because you'll realise that life is a complete load of bullshit and it doesn't matter what you do and you'll be dead soon anyway because your youth is now behind you.
>>536188005tell your mom you're feeling a bit sad
>>536188005Unless you have a proper shotgun to blast your brains out completely, rope is your best friend. You literally cannot go wrong with hanging yourself unless someone finds you in a handful of minutes.
>>536188005you're not too old to buy a motorcycle and ride around trying out further and further away burger joints
>>536188290imagine falling into a meth tail spin without out the buffer of your 30s to straighten back out
>>536189985I did that had to sell it tho>>536189935I am scared it won't break my neck
>>536188005improvised explosives + building full of zogbotsGet a rifleSomething EU or WEF related. If they work there, they deserved it.good luck
>>536190047your country doesn't have self pwn pods? I thought you were first world
>>536190092you need a doctor for that and it takes at least 6 month to get approved and they have to video tape it for legal purposes
>>536190188If that feels like some kind of hurdle then you aren't actually suicidal and are just making a piss baby "look at me" thread like a teenager on /b/. are you at least drunk?
>>536188005Do the Luigi thing. He has achieved sainthood and all the puss wants him.
>>536190324I don't do drugs. Nah just interested in some /pol/ ideas for a funny out
>>536189304So go find a very very very ugly woman
>>536190188stop being a suicidal faggot and go do something with your limited time, you have an eternity to be dead no need to rush to it
>>536188005take with you some wealthy kikesthen an hero
>>536190047Why would breaking your neck mean anything? What's in your neck that kills you instantly? Nothing. You were led to believe something that's completely untrue. Breaking the neck severs the nerves, essentially making your body go limp and making you appear "dead". But you're still very much conscious in that state. Like, what the fuck do you think this is, magic? Your consciousness resides in your brain and not your neck. In movies when someone's hanged or has their neck snapped in some action sequence they obviously fall down limp because their brain cannot communicate with the rest of the body anymore. It's like the puppet's strings being cut. But the person is still conscious until the heart beats, blood flows and oxygen is delivered to the brain. Hanging is death by asphyxiation. Won't take more than a minute for you to black out completely. Don't tell me that you're so incredibly miserable or whatever but you don't have 1 lousy minute to spare to die? Pathetic.
>>536188005what do you retards even need to achieve all the time I just don't get it>has food on his table>has a roof over his head>unrestricted internet accessyou are literally creating problems for yourself out of thin air, just do whatever the fuck you want stop comparing yourself to other people who gives a shit lmao
>>536190324do you have a car and a hose?you put the hose in your exhaust, tape around it, put the other end in your car with the window wound up all the way, leaving only just enough space for the hose to come through.take some sleeping pills, start your car and sit, listen to your favorite song as the carbon monoxide kills you. it's an odorless gas that will slowly stop your breathing. supposed to be the most peaceful and cheap method.
>>536190384Get right with Jesus.Win.Laugh at outsmarting Satan.
>>536190505Ok sorry. So all the hangman knot thing was only for the audience so they don't have to witness spasms.
>>536190559>it's an odorless gas that will slowly stop your breathingI dare you to ride a bike behind my shitbox
>>536188005Muh achievments. You're about to turn 40. Supposed to have found your intrinsic value by now. Ideally, your mom should've taught you it. But if she didn't, then 40 years should've been enough to learn it for yourself.
>>536188005What achievements would you like to have?
>>536188005>45 yo soon>achievements:>-1 bio-weapons development program>-1 USAID (for funding said BW program)>-1 US WHO membership>- billions in US Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation & Gavi funding>+1 Gain of Function research ban>+1 potential cure for prion diseaseGet on my level.
>>536188005Same here, I'm a 40yo europoor who went on a vacation to the php to stretch his budget. I didn't even date any of the local girls. Such is life, anon.
>>536188005Read the New Testament
